#its cornbread

[kipowolfton]

clinically insane mentally ill nerds with bread

[tanadrin]

the ancient family stuffing recipe (which like all good ancient family recipes my mother got out of the back of a magazine in 1996) is cornbread-based, and it is just. really good. every time i make it i wonder why i bother to subsist on any other food.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

FIRST THE GREENS AND NOW CORNBREAD??? (its a little dry and not as sweet as I like but DAMM I am home)

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

[necoryn-rising]

"Cornbread was on the front page!"

Oh yeah?

... thanks for letting me know

[vampiricsheep]

so since I may be free this summer after all, would anyone be interested in an RP event that's a potluck? I've been wanting to do it for ages but there's never any interest compared to other themes

for a discord rp, I would make a separate server explicitly for this purpose so you don't have to be in any guilds or anything! I would also delete the server (or at least channel, if people would like an event-planning server long-term) after a week - enough time for people to read over their stuff but not preserved forever and ever.

[radioisntdead]

You know what goes REALLY GOOD WITH CORNBREAD? Broccoli cheese soup.

[floororangejuice]

Billy is a robot; Dolly is a doll. I’m sorry, the heterosexuality is getting to me, not trying to convert you to Bido or anything but… *grips your shoulder*

where is this ship even stemming from I am genuenly curious

and get out of here with that straight stuff/jjjjjj joke

[cleverpaws]

WOOOOOO!!!!! THIS IS SO AWFUL AND FUCKED UP AND BAD AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THEM

[recycledraccoon]

I LOVE chili. Unfortunately, nobody would ever look at what I'm eating and recognize it as chili. I truly look like I'm eating rice-a-roni. Yes I still consider this chili.

[asexual-levia-tan]

ive never baked until recently, but ive grown up around people baking

so color me surprised when i realized just this moment that ive never seen anyone make cornbread before

[thedreadpiratebonnet]

I saw this turkey squishmallow when I was out and it made me think of Henry getting Alex one, or some kind of turkey themed gift, as a gag one time and then it becomes a Thing

[randomwords247]

You say that you haven't had nonalcoholic eggnog before. I have an excellent recipe for homemade if you wanna try it, though the measurements would have to be converted because I'm American, fhdjkfhd

DUDE I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF THATS OKAY

Also dw!! I have a cup measuring set, so as long as the measurements are in cups I should be good

I would love so much to know I will make it for my family at Christmas

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

I'm sorry you're sick man :/

I'm very excited today because my gf said she would like me to get a trans bf becuase she's recently discovered she's poly and knows I want one, so now I'm just trying to find one!

I would love to read any haikus you write!

What are your sheel playlist thoughts?

yeah me too :( and my brother bought oreos and i cant even have any because i have to eat them with milk and milk would just make me feel worse :(((

gl on your hunt bro!! im sure you'll find a good guy xx

ok so i wrote five more than i was sposed to xx whoops

my favourite chicken is gone

she would run right up

to say hello

maybe next spring 

we'll meet again

purple is the best colour, i think

so rare in nature

yet we assign it to kings

there are fawns in my grandparents neighborhood again

they are small, gangly

they hide behind their mother

dainty feet barely ghosting the grass as they run

my guitar has scratches from the time i dropped it

wood hitting pavement, a discord of noise

i find it has a certain mournful sound now

character development

we dance in your kitchen to old love songs

big band music always makes me happy

you're the first person i haven't had to teach to dance

[lifeintheworldtocome]

went to a chili fest, won second for the cornbread i made. also ate three bowls of chili so its time to blow up the entire tri state area with the shit im about to take

[radioisntdead]

Accidentally stumbled onto the dark side of Tumblr again, DEAR GRACE SOME FOLKS NEED INTENSE THERAPY, or need to stop doing drugs, maybe both, my eyes, my poor, poor eyes, I need a holy water and bleach combo

Also I should watch gravity falls again