#i love this dining hall

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

FIRST THE GREENS AND NOW CORNBREAD??? (its a little dry and not as sweet as I like but DAMM I am home)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

here's part 7! hope you guys enjoy! part 8 will be uploaded tomorrow!

(p.s my headcanon explainations are in the tags if you're curious)

the post/thread that started this whole au

dinner scene: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 8

there's a masterlist now!

*after everyone had gone inside, telemachus left to go to his room to change while penelope and odysseus headed to theirs*

*penelope had help getting changed/ready from her handmaiden, however odysseus doesn’t start changing, instead he’s just sitting on a lounge chair looking out the window at the sun setting*

penelope: *now ready for the evening*

penelope: *to her handmaiden* thank you for your help. 

penelope: *smiles as she’s walking to the bedroom door with her* 

penelope: *remembers something* oh! please let the others know to make sure you all grab yourself enough to eat after all the hard work the past couple of days! or take some of the remaining fish & meat home to your families!

penelope: *waves goodbye as her handmaiden leaves the room*

penelope: *closes the door and turns to face odysseus*

odysseus: *still staring out the window*

penelope: odysseus?

odysseus: *no response*

penelope: *understands he doesn’t mean to ignore her* 

penelope: *slowly walks towards him* my love, it's just you and i now

odysseus: *finally realises penelope was calling out to him* 

odysseus: *turns his head to her* i’m sorry penelope

odysseus: *looks her up and down, always amazed by the beauty of his wife*

penelope: *giggles as she see the lovestruck look on odysseus face*

penelope: *stops just in front of him and twirls around*

penelope: see something you like?

odysseus: *standing up and pulls her into him by her waist* 

odysseus: always *goes in for a kiss*

penelope: *accepts the kiss*

penelope: *giggles when odysseus keeps planting kisses all over her face*

penelope: my dear husband, stop distracting me! 

penelope: it’s time for you to get ready.

odysseus: *stops the kisses and looks down and sighs*

penelope: *cups his cheek with her hand and turns his face back to hers* 

penelope: you know i’m not going to force you to wear anything you don’t want to, right?

odysseus: *leans into her hand* i know, i know…

odysseus: it’s so silly of me isn’t, it’s just clothing-

penelope: *now holding his face with both her hands* nothing is silly, not if it makes you uncomfortable my love

odysseus: *smiles* i love you

penelope: *smiles back* i love you too

penelope: *lets his face go* now, what would you like to wear tonight? 

odysseus: *looking at the tyrian purple pelops she's wearing* i would like to match my beautiful wife

penelope: *knows she had a chiton made for him at the same time she had her pelops made* ok, let's get you matching then

*once odysseus is ready, him and penelope leave their room and make their way to the palace entrance ready to greet their dinner guests*

*when they arrive, they see telemachus; who is dressed in more ‘princely’ attire than his usual day-to-day clothing, talking to athena who arrived not long ago*

telemachus: oh! mother, father, you're ready!

athena: *turning to them*

athena: *smiling* good evening

penelope: *smiles back* good evening lady athena

athena: please penelope, i think we’ve known each other long enough… especially after everything in the past year

athena: just athena is fine

penelope: *smiles* sure…athena

odysseus: *looking at athena* 

odysseus: it’s still so weird not seeing you in all your armour

athena: *laughs* well i thought the occasion didn’t require it

*the four of them continue talking for a little bit*

athena: i see that my uncle hasn’t arrived yet.

telemachus: *turns to his father* you told him it was tonight right?

odysseus: *nods* i did

odysseus: *thinks for moment and sighs* 

odysseus: he’s not going to come to this entrance… but i know where he’ll be

athena: i’ll go with you to get him

telemachus: me too!

penelope: *laughs* well i guess i might as well join too

odysseus: let’s go then

*they all head in the direction of the entrance for the palace gardens*

odysseus: *stops them before they all head outside* ok maybe we don’t all need to go down to the sea

odysseus: i’ll go meet him and we’ll both join you shortly

*telemachus, penelope and athena wait by the entrance talking amongst themselves, while odysseus makes his way down to the palace cove*

*odysseus arrives at the cove when he sees poseidon making his way out of the water*

poseidon: *sees odysseus* 

poseidon: king of ithaca

odysseus: *deadpan expression* poseidon.

poseidon: *rolls his eyes at odysseus, for the clear lack of title for him*

odysseus: the others are waiting, shall we get going?

poseidon: *about to agree when he remembers about the arrow*

poseidon: wai- uh i mean, i have a question before we leave…

odysseus: *eyebrow raised* 

poseidon: you're not… i don’t know, mad or angry with me or the sea’s inhabitants by any chance?

odysseus: huh?

poseidon: *pinches the bridge of his nose* has the sea or i, done anything to offend you in the past day?

odysseus: *now confused* no?

poseidon: *drops his hand from his face and then points at odysseus* then why did you shoot me?!

odysseus: *even more confused* shoot yo- whAT?

poseidon: *reaches into his chiton and pulls out the arrow he kept there* 

poseidon: *shows the arrow to odysseus* please tell me then, what have i done that's got you shooting arrows at the sea?

odysseus: *looking at the arrow, then up to poseidon* i've not shot any arrows at the sea? 

odysseus: also, who shoots arrows into the sea?!

poseidon: *hands up in the air in agreement, the arrow being thrown behind him* 

poseidon: that's what i said! but who else would it be? it hit the waters of this cove, so unless-

odysseus: *suddenly realises where the arrow has come from*

odysseus: *starts laughing*

poseidon: *brings his hands down and narrows his eyes at odysseus* what is so funny?

odysseus: *wiping a tear away from his eye from laughing so much* my son

poseidon: *now his turn to be confused* huh?

odysseus: *having collected himself * my son, he shot the arrow during archery practice

poseidon: *eyebrow raised* and you're teaching your son to shoot the sea… because?

odysseus: *rolls his eyes* it was an accident, my wife startled him and he misfired. 

odysseus: *lets out a tiny chuckle* i can’t believe it made its way to the sea though 

poseidon: oh

odysseus: yeah ‘oh’ 

odysseus: why would you think i’d shoot the sea anyway? 

poseidon: *arms now crossed and looking away from odysseus* 

poseidon: who knows with you…

odysseus : *smirking* oh poseidon…i’d just use other ways to get your attention

poseidon: *whips his head back to odysseus* 

poseidon: *sees odysseus’ shit-eating grin*

poseidon: oh be quiet… what if i arrived early? 

poseidon: *points at himself* i could have been hit!

odysseus: *snorts* oh please… an single arrow wouldn't kill you

odysseus: besides we both know you've been impaled with worse

odysseus: *turns to head back up to the palace* anyways, let's head up to the others

poseidon: *realising what odysseus said* wait-

poseidon: odysseus of ithaca!

odysseus: *just keeps walking ignoring poseidon’s outburst*

poseidon: *grumbles under his breath but swiftly walks to catch up odysseus* 

*odysseus & poseidon make their way to the palace garden entrance where now only athena is waiting*

odysseus: *looking to athena* where-

athena: *already knows what odysseus is going to ask* they headed to the dining hall.

athena: telemachus wanted to check some final things and penelope left to accompany him.

odysseus: *nods at her explanation*

athena: *turns to look at poseidon*

athena: *nods head at poseidon* uncle

poseidon: *blank look on his face* athena.

athena: *now looking at her nails* not seen you since you were up on olympus in apollo’s infirmary…

athena: *looks back at poseidon and grins* speaking of which… how’s your chest?

poseidon: *scoffs and crosses his arms* fine.

poseidon: *suddenly smirks back* need i remind you that you were also there for a similar  reason…how’s your face?

athena: *grin has left her face and now narrows her eyes at poseidon*

odysseus: *not wanting to deal with two bickering gods* 

odysseus: *sighs*

odysseus: *claps his hands together sharply* OK! how about we don’t fight in my palace, yeah?

odysseus: besides, telemachus has been extremely excited about tonight’s dinner, so i do not want anything ruining it…

odysseus: *makes sure to look at both of them*

odysseus: *red eyes appear & disappear in the blink of an eye*

odysseus: got it?

athena: *now semi-understands why poseidon listened to odysseus ‘requests’* uh-

poseidon: *putting an arm around athena’s shoulders* yep, no arguing here!

poseidon: *turns his head towards athena* isn’t that right my dear niece?

athena: *stares at poseidon in disbelief at the words ‘dear niece’*

athena: *turns to odysseus* you can’t be seri-

odysseus: *raises his eyebrow*

athena: *sighs* sure, no fighting in the palace

odysseus: *smiles* good. now i know you know where the dining hall is located athena, but poseidon doesn’t.

odysseus: so, if you’ll both please follow me.

odysseus: *starts walking down the hall*

athena: *shrugs poseidon’s arm off in disgust and follows odysseus*

poseidon: *sighs and also follows odysseus*

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap, pls 😭 Thanks for the slaying ｡^‿^｡

FRANCESCA PL E A S E

[syninplays]

Finished the interior of Corinne Hall so thought I would share some pics 👉👈 - Here's the ground floor <3

[iamamythologicalcreature]

Happy Snowflake Exchange, @mooncello!

*Aiden, Dev, and Niall, circa Chapter 1 of "More Than a Footnote"

I was so excited to get Heath for this year's Snowflake Exchange! Not only are they a dear friend, but they're also one of my favorite writers. This felt serendipitous, honestly, because I'd been wanting to draw these three since early in July, and had been sitting on this image of them in my head for months. Truly, there are so many juicy, gorgeous scenes to choose from in this fic, but I wanted to include Aiden, because I love him too.

So, Heath, I know you didn't ask for fanart of your Dev and Niall, but I hope you don't mind it XD More Than a Footnote has become one of my favorite fics of all time, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to take one of the images your prose put into my head and bring it to two-dimensional life.

Special thanks to @monbons for sharing intel on how Heath envisioned Dev and Niall, and to @leithillustration for being my second-pair-of-eyes beta when my vision got all blurry.

[velvetcake96]

I love husbands core!

[blue-likethebird]

One thing I always wished Heroes of Olympus had touched on more (even when I was a middle schooler who worshipped those books) is how absolutely fucking insane Percy must be from Frank and Hazel’s pov.

Like he was ready to murder Octavian for threatening Hazel when he’d known her for all of like, an hour. He called one of the most important gods in the Roman pantheon (who also happens to be Frank’s dad) a piece of shit to his face. He fought an entire legion solo and won. He also really likes blue food, has a pet hellhound the size of a truck, and his baby brother is a cyclops.

From their perspectives, an amnesiac nuclear bomb stumbled into the valley and decided he was their teen sitcom big brother now. He’s encouraging, protective, and he cracks stupid jokes but he’s still a weapon of mass destruction. He could wipe Camp Jupiter off the map without breaking a sweat. And they’re the ones he gave the trigger to. How insane must that be for two of the camp’s biggest outcasts?

[jewfrogs]

i had the thought 'i wish i had more trans friends' but all of my friends are trans they just dont live here

[fullscoreshenanigans]

(Mystic Code Book Chapter 2 Bonus Comic for Chapter 48)

In case anyone hasn’t seen it yet or needed a reminder of how much these two love their older brother and how much it hurt them to see him at his absolute lowest point.

[rookedcrow]

good afternoon i've been thinking about this post since last night, and i would just like to state for the record that roo.k having grown up around / mentored by v.iago the poisoner extraordinaire ( tei.a keeps track of the cutlery he's poisoned ffs ) means that every fibre of her being should not trust anything consumable that she hasn't prepared herself, yet she willingly ( and happily ) accepts coffee and food from lucani.s without a second thought or batting an eyelash at it....

that level of trust is unheard of when it comes to the cr.ows ---- ( again, tei.a keeps lists of things that vi.ago has poisoned because poison and those two are like caw caw relationship goals ). rook never hesitates. ( yeah, okay, you could say he's not going to mess up his contract by poisoning the person he's meant to be aiding, sure. but that reasoning never crosses her mind. ) but that is a level of trust that is probably unheard of amongst the cro.ws. that is a hopelessly devoted  /  i literally trust you with my life level of trust. rook literally will still joke with v.iago -- a man who has known her her entire life and she considers her older brother -- when she sees him if he's given her the nice table settings or the nice table settings.

anyone at the lighthouse who didn't already know that r.ook was smitten with lucan.is would only have to watch her at mealtime to see just how bad she had it for him.

[s-wave-entertainment]

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

I really have no idea what this is about.

...But I do know a little thing or two about the online webseries Murder Drones, which is available for absolutely free on www.youtube.com on the Glitch Productions channel!

Murder Drones is a comedy/horror 3D animated series with a total of 8 episodes, though currently only 7 are available to the public eye. Episode 8 is expected to release August 23rd, 2024. The time is currently unknown, but it is believed to be 6pm EST.

Murder Drones (sometimes referred to by fandom members as MD) follows main characters Uzi Doorman, Serial Designation N ("N"), and Serial Designation V ("V") as they attempt to-

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

little game: rank the movie mystique make-up/effects from best to worst (could also work with beast but he's in his blue form even less often than she is i feel like)

one thing i know for certain is that i wasn't a fan of DP's makeup. the bob had Potential as a concept but even that was too saturated with the blue they used for my liking (also not too big on the specks of black scales if im tbh. the lipstick isnt terrible tho. maybe. i think a dark red wouldve been better...)

tbh i think my favorite look for her in the movies was the beginning of FC with this bathroom bit

the colors are right for my eyes the scale look isn't too obvious but just there enough ... i think the white robe also adds to it if we talkin gettin to see her in her regular comic outfit if im tbh </3

in the og trilogy the blue they chose felt a little too dark and saturated for my liking: FC was a good middle ground for mystique looks + colors imo

all in all tho i wish 1.) they gave her clothes more often 2.) they weren't hellbent on slicking her hair back, it looks great loose .....

bonus opinion on beast's looks: Personally i like his Last Stand look more BUT i don't think the prequel makeup's terrible. he kinda looks juvenile but he's also not meant to be too old at this point either: it's just right to me

[lexalovesbooks]

I remember reading fangirl when I was like thirteen and there being that mini plot thread throughout the novel where for the longest time Cath was too scared to go to her college’s dining hall because she didn’t know how it worked and was terrified she’d accidentally embarrass herself so instead she just spent half a semester eating peanut butter and granola bars until her roommate noticed and forced her to go with her. And that just really stuck with me because even at the time it felt like something I would do and I thought about it for years and years and then when I was finally at college on my own and I knew. that I needed to go to the dining hall and get food and eat but I was scared to do it on my own because I didn’t know the rules and what if I did something wrong or embarrassed myself and I couldn’t even ask my roommate to go with me and make it less scary because I didn’t have a roommate (covid protocol). Anyways Cather Avery most relatable character ever.

[fullmoondelinquent]

Guys working at an ice cream shop sounds really fun until it's yooper summer and there's six families crammed into your eensy weensy lobby and there's only two of you working behind the counter. Also you have to memorize the orders lest you embarass yourself asking them "I'm sorry sir, what did you want?" (literally the WORST).

Also it's old fashioned as HELL in there. Cash only. There's an ATM but it has some crazy upcharge. I actually love cash but JESUS I am so bad at getting the prices down into the calculator (I just don't have them memorized yet.... it will come). Terrifying sitting there with some Marine Corps vet staring over your shoulder.

[lovely-v]

So so ready to help with freshman orientation in a few days and pretend like I am not dying and decaying every day Sisyphean time loop style because of how terrified I am to be a senior with no job prospects

[todayisafridaynight]

daigo looks great in the new gameplay teaser clip rgg posted <3