#cornbread ask

[floororangejuice]

Billy is a robot; Dolly is a doll. I’m sorry, the heterosexuality is getting to me, not trying to convert you to Bido or anything but… *grips your shoulder*

where is this ship even stemming from I am genuenly curious

and get out of here with that straight stuff/jjjjjj joke

[small-world-au]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

@weirdassartist @averagetmntfan @baileythebean @grandselfmythologizing @schnozzlebozzle @itznotquinn @ask-mayfly @rebootgrimm @cherrythepuppet

Bonus: @thesilliestofallqueers @whitepheasant536 @dumbandartistic you! And @msmpictures and @treee-baeee @hauntedbirchgrove @elavatorplate @cz3rqv @lilacquintet @seabunnyprincess @m3rcuryxd2763 @booyahhstormz

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

[jrueships]

A HEAARRRRT IS A HOUSE FOR LOOVE AND IVE LEARRNNED THAT IT DONT TAKE MUCH TO BREAK A HEAARTT

sorry I just had to get that out lol I love that damn movie. That film, the temptations film (Paul and Cornbread my loves) and the little richard biopic will always have Leon as one of my fav actors idc idcccc also it took me way too long to find out the five heartbeats weren't a real group 🤣

IS A HOUSE ! FOR LOVE !

And I've LEARNED ( ive leaarnnned!!) 🗣‼️‼️

NO NO, DONT SAY SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE. NEVER BE SRRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE !!!!

ALL ur takes are MWAH. Just MWAH.

PAUL AND CORNBREAD LOL!! THE LOVES!. OUR BEAUTIFUL LOVES!!!. UGH. UGH. IM SO OBSESSED WITH THESE MOVIES. BOTH!! OF THESE GROUPS ARE REAL AS LONG AS U BELIEVE!!!

& i know dresser ran to that limo once he heard Eddie begging for his job back (our poor softie gentleman baritone baby..) but i think somebody should be jt's moral compass bcs duck is just 😭 sick of him

Leon deserved SO MANY MORE major movie roles just by being beautiful and bitchy like . His 50 cent movie cameo was so fucking funny.. TY FOR SAYING THIS. GENUINELY. I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES THESE MOVIES TOO. The characters are hilarious and tragic and I am. Infatuated with them all. They all have their lil moments to solidify them as real or to reflect them being real and it's just. Mwah.

Eddie almost at rock bttm begging for his job back bcs he loves music. He Loves. Music. But he has trauma so much trauma but he's Trying. He's trying so hard and then he opens his coat to reveal he still has their old performance uniform but makes a funny noise:

JT:

[gretchensinister]

So I guess this is kind of a toxic trait I have, but it's been a thing more than once and IDK, it's not something that's going to shock Incarnation readers, but like

one of my very favorite things is knowing someone's vegan

and then there's like a potluck big enough so I don't have to be concerned about people's dietary restrictions

and I make something (usually a baked good) that's not vegan and I'm very clear about that

and then later

I see the "vegan" eating what I made

[sojutrait]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have an amazing day dude!!!

TYYY!!! so far i have 🙂‍↕️

[ask-prune-juice]

oh gay of the cauldron what is your wisdom

"Okay? Did you know that crows will adopt other species of birds? Some researchers from Cornbread University saw a fledgling blueberry bird showing up at a crow’s nest. Crows are generally known to kill and feed on fledgling birds. However, this fledgling was spared. It stuck around to beg for food and was first ignored by the parents of the nest. But then it became included in the meals and was fed multiple times by the crows along with their own children. I just think that's interesting"

[antvnger]

Yay or nay?

https://youtube.com/shorts/K2gc-uyys-4?si=T8La9Pj8y21LRYJP

First of all, this dude's eyes are very big and very...green? Blue green? I dunno, but wow.

Secondly, "By the power of the Midwest AUGH!" and "Whattypeof NeBRASKa voodoo is THIS!" made me laugh out loud. What is it that Cassie says? I think the phrase is it's sending me.

Thirdly, the look on his face when he took the bite and realized he liked it *cackles*

Oh yeah, you asked yay or nay. Ummm, I don't know, Anon. I'd have to make it myself and try it. I love cornbread, and I love ranch. And I love ranch Doritos. So I think I'll like it.

I'm gonna make it though. The recipe is pretty easy.

Watch the video below and laugh with me.

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Made some cornbread muffins today :3 thought of u

[merge-conflict]

1, 11, & 23 on the specific asks game for valentine

Questions here

1. What’s the lie your character says most often?

"I'm fine"/"It doesn't matter."/"It's done." – Valentine does her best to bury uncomfortable things down and refuse to think about them until everything becomes untenable and she explodes.

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Mimicking her tone of voice and what she would do or say might not be that difficult, but I think the easiest way for someone close to Valentine to tell if she's being impersonated is to watch her body language or how she reacts to being touched. She's got several gestures/stims/restless movements that she does when she's in certain kinds of moods- while she restrains herself in the office, in casual situations she can be pretty touch-feely and I think it'd be pretty hard for someone to mimic the reaction time and intensity of her body language without a lot of study.

Her suddenly being able to make regular eye contact in casual conversation would also be pretty unnerving.

23. What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Most of the things Valentine feels guilty for the other person definitely remembers, so this is kind of a hard one lol.

She has a compulsion to assign herself as invisible caretaker for people she cares about– quietly taking care of things or smoothing problems or making sure they're eating and rested and comfortable. Sometimes she doesn't do that and then feels guilty after for having looked out for herself over someone else.

Really the only example I can think of I've actually written is about cornbread lmao:

The bundle turned out to contain two thick slices of cornbread, cold but freshly cut. Goro was doubtful of this new foodstuff, and she was too hungry to argue when he offered her his share.

Goro’s face was a mask as he brought up and accepted the file transfer. Nothing he was thinking could be good– she hated him a little, for not being surprised at all, or even angry. He locked eyes with her briefly, through the translucency of his interface, the contact like a knife in her chest, and then nodded. It was gentle, nonjudgmental, and for some reason her first thought was to feel guilty she had taken his breakfast.

That sequence of events where it's like: for once, she lets someone else do something for her -> she gets emotional for various reasons -> that person is nice to her again -> guilt and regret for not having been the one doing the favor -> now she's "in debt" in a social way

What this says about her priorities and her upbringing is left as an exercise to the reader lol.

[floororangejuice]

This is such English-teacher-energy of me to say — What if the different stitches are a metaphor for accepting grief… Some are neat and cute, happy memories that make your heart flutter. But others are messy and ugly, sad memories that break your heart. But even so, cute or ugly; happy or sad, they are proof of someone who exists. Even if Alex is not here anymore, atleast a part of him lives on through her — oh god, imagine Dolly picking up his gimmicks and Faklex is the only one who notices because he’s studied Alex for so long that he knows what he’s like.

Suddenly Dolly holding onto those ugly stitches isn’t out of grief and obssesion, it’s out of gratefulness and celebration.

YESSS,!!!!!! YESSSSSSZ!!!! ABSOLUTELY!!! LITERALY

[lovesickgoose]

Do you like soup? What's your favorite soup. This is of utmost importance

I do like soup! I prefer chunky soups to smooth ones, and I think my favourites are solyanka and fish chowder

[randomwords247]

You say that you haven't had nonalcoholic eggnog before. I have an excellent recipe for homemade if you wanna try it, though the measurements would have to be converted because I'm American, fhdjkfhd

DUDE I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF THATS OKAY

Also dw!! I have a cup measuring set, so as long as the measurements are in cups I should be good

I would love so much to know I will make it for my family at Christmas

[radioisntdead]

Accidentally waterboarded myself and passed out [not from the waterboarding I just hadn't slept] editing right now, fic will be uploaded in like two hours??

[southernfoodtournament]

i just wanna drop by to say that my nana makes the best cornbread ever. i DEVOUR that stuff. it is heavenly on it’s own and it’s even better with butter.

Shout out to nana's cornbread!!

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

I'm sorry you're sick man :/

I'm very excited today because my gf said she would like me to get a trans bf becuase she's recently discovered she's poly and knows I want one, so now I'm just trying to find one!

I would love to read any haikus you write!

What are your sheel playlist thoughts?

yeah me too :( and my brother bought oreos and i cant even have any because i have to eat them with milk and milk would just make me feel worse :(((

gl on your hunt bro!! im sure you'll find a good guy xx

ok so i wrote five more than i was sposed to xx whoops

my favourite chicken is gone

she would run right up

to say hello

maybe next spring 

we'll meet again

purple is the best colour, i think

so rare in nature

yet we assign it to kings

there are fawns in my grandparents neighborhood again

they are small, gangly

they hide behind their mother

dainty feet barely ghosting the grass as they run

my guitar has scratches from the time i dropped it

wood hitting pavement, a discord of noise

i find it has a certain mournful sound now

character development

we dance in your kitchen to old love songs

big band music always makes me happy

you're the first person i haven't had to teach to dance