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I am hoping — no, PRAYING — that if the american psycho remake goes through they include that scene of Patrick eating sand on thw beach
#american psycho#patrick bateman#PLEASE#ITD BE SO FUNNY#either that or him running down the street#screaming like a banshee#itd be so haha funny....
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NO one can convince me that Yu Ziyuan is not a beard. I bet Jaing Fengmian's gay ass was overthere making heart eyes at Bisexual Icon Wei Changze during their entire wedding. (Yu Ziyan not knowing that gay people exist thinks he's looking at Miss Girlboss herself, Cangse Sanren)
"he was in love with Cangse Sanren" I bet they had sleepovers to talk about how hot Wei Changze was and debate on what he'd be like in bed. They propably made a blood oath that whoever got to him first would (if Changze ever asked) allow the other to have sex with their husband exactly 1 (one) time.
#hi yes i AM being so so unserious#but itd be so funny#this is cannon in my heart#the things I think about after midnight#haha chapel roan reference#need to be studied under a microscope#i deserve to be put in the centrifuge and be spun around#weeee#l33nis
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the first shot / 雪迷宫 is SHOCKINGLY weilan to me for a show that contains neither of these guys???
main guy is the leader of a special investigative team that makes up our main ensemble cast
the secondary guy his boyfriend is a glasses-wearing professor type with secrets, specialized knowledge, a very clear persona, and a hidden ruthlessness
also the professor guy is the best dressed out of the whole group
there's a whole Thing about the professor guy's fake pleasant smile
they live together in main guy's apartment
at one point the main guy gets told off by his superiors and his boyfriend writes his letter of apology for him
#THE FUCKING LETTER OF APOLOGY.....#i was literally like: haha itd be so funny and weilan if gu yiran somehow#ends up writing zheng bei's letter of apology for him#AND THEN GU YIRAN IMMEDIATELY. SAYS HE'LL WRITE THE LETTER OF APOLOGY WTF LMAO#hidey watches the first shot#if you want weilan that isnt weilan and also invves#drugs busts and LOTS OF REALLY AWESOME FIGHT CHOREO ... here is a show for you !!!!#obvi the themes are different. and no magic. but BAFFLINGLY SIMILAR OK#also MULTIPLE tricks i remember from sherlock (taxis + common codebooks) are in this ???????????#the first shot#雪迷宫
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Body hurts and brain 2 fuzzy to draw so y'all know what that means ( go to bed early time)
#been going to bed early a lot lately#but to be fair ive had body pain like every day ;-;#i think its cause Im working a lot more than usual#like 4 days a week#haha#this week is gonna be really really really stressful#yayyyy#anyway big boss comes to our store on Tuesdat#i hope i get fired itd be so funny#for what? idk#i just think itd be funny#also this isnt meant to be a vent sorry#im just writing it down cause i sometimes forget#which makes it hard for me to want to go ti the doctor#cause my pain varies a lot and when im imaginging the convo id have with the doctor#theres a lot of 'i dont remember the pain level or the area '#cause i have memory issues#and also cause it changes day to day#lately its been hands and arms which is a nice change from knees and legs!!#so yay for that!#those still hurt but im p sure thats just from standing all day at work lmao#anyway gn#done rambling#if youve read this far im sorry
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something something glammike thing where annoying ghost hunters come to the pizzaplex and ask questions about william and the MCI and the hauntings and some influencers rent the place from time to time for that sweet sweet fazclout and this really peeves glamfreddy because Michael knows firsthand that this isn't something you really want to poke about (maybe for the fun of it, and CC's personal suggestion, Glamfreddy makes a snide comment about biting the ghost hunters lol)(they probably know what it means lmao)
#alright#huh? yeah-(someones gotta fix that robot) anyways-#“Did you know it was actually in the safe room where the original missing children incident victims where murdered? They were stuffed in-”#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#glammike#glamrock freddy#I have this thing where the influencers are trying to do a video and glamfreddy was temporarily reprogramed to move stuff around for them#But Michael just really isnt having it so in the character of glamfreddy he just starts spewing cryptic shiz because haha funny#just stuff that the in-character-preformer robot REALLY wouldn't know lmao#“Freddy can you move that box”#“Certainty!....”#You know#O-KAY! THANK YOU#Idk why I put all of this in the tags lmao itd be much easier to just....put it in the post buuuuuut im too lazy teehee#anyways maybe when some especially annoying ghost hunters/influencers come Michael calls in reinforcements (lizzy Charlie and CC)#you know#to give the lads some spooks#Listen my mans is so tired and he has to be forced to be still and play the same songs since that day let him have some shenaniganry#no guys its okay he secretly likes performing trust#sigh im mischaracterizing my pookie so bad im so sorry#Anyways rememeber to Glive Glaugh Glammike chat 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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GRAZE THE GRASS
Outfit comes from Lobotomy Corp/Limbus Company by Project Moon
#ooc#ballisticterminator#homestuck#homestuck fantroll#keress makhai#project moon#kinda late but thought itd be funny if I drew her in this fit for bunny day#and it fits her so well too#combining two interests totally never goes wrong haha
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Buggy Jr - Stampede Version
#buggy pokemon au#officially buggy jr is not a shiny but i think itd be funny if he dressed it up as one during the stampede movie. so they can match.#'wow i didnt know ur primarina was shiny!' buggy: uhhh haha. its not.
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Dangan Impact - Con. 2
Okay so purely because it's given on a silver platter, Makoto and Komaru would be Aether and Lumine. So they're able to have affinities with all the elemental powers in Teyvat. (And there's an Abyss Prince/Princess concept lying somewhere in there but that's for next time)
But what about our lovely other protags?
So I didn't go in detail in Con. 1 but Hajime's a Cryo boy and it's because he's really going through it. Just thought of this so apologies if it's messy, but Hajime really admires people who have a Vision but he's just a "normal guy". When an opportunity arises to get that power he is REALLY torn. On one hand he knows he didn't do anything to deserve it and on the other hand he's being given the opportunity of a lifetime. Heck, the seller is even offering lots of Mora to run experiments so that his body can optimally manage a Vision. He didn't even know that was necessary.
Turns out it's very physically grueling after all and they keep adjusting things but he's working toward it for the Vision: for the ability to help others, have cool powers, and be more than average. He gets deeper and deeper in the rabbit hole that is the Fatui and suddenly he's some pawn that fights and fights against random Skirmishers while his "Vision" threatens to tear him apart. Hajime is so dead tired and they keep giving him different elements. It's at this point he knows they're fake- "Delusions" they were called- and he's really had enough with the Harbinger that's experimented on him.
He wants out, but where can he go? Why leave? They won't let him. They will chase him for the rest of his life, or annihilate him there, if they felt so inclined. So he uses his Delusions to fight his way out. The compound he was kept in has researchers and Fatui henchpeople around, and he kills them before destroying the compound with everything he has. His muscles scream, his body aches, but he actually feels sunlight.
("Let him leave." Someone said, unbeknownst to him. "It's more important he stays alive.")
The moment he's out, he ignores all his Delusions and runs and runs and keeps running even when he's fallen from sheer exhaustion, his arms refusing to move another bit. His feet are so sore they've become numb. Trees and grass morph into just green and more green.
He passes out.
When he wakes up, he feels something cold in his hand and sees the cryo symbol and wings and IMMEDIATELY yeets the damn thing. Nope nope nope. He is NOT dealing with that. Too damn late, Vision, not after all this bullshit. The unfairness is staggering.
He destroys all the Delusions he had on him. The Vision though, he goes back to grab but pockets it and vows to never use it. He is "just a normal guy" whenever anyone asks the stranger with spiky, brown hair.
#I'm a big fan of incorporating core portions of canon backstories into AUs if you couldn't tell#this au was originally me thinking itd be haha funny if they had visions so this attempt at lore building was not expected#drabbles#danganronpa#hajime hinata#experimentation#<- mentioned#danganronpa au#dangan impact au#again not fully fleshed out concept#canon typical violence#makoto naegi#komaru naegi#naegis are only mentioned#stream of consciousness writing so little editing done here#sorry ik i mentioned “other protags” but hajime took over my brain
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because im the funniest person ever i decided to not tell any of my friends i went on t and instead am just waiting for them to realise and comment on it
which is very easy with most of my friends from back home who go to different unis, since ive only started seeing changes since i last saw them
BUT now i have facial hair and my face shape has changed and my voice is deeper (though not an insane amount, over the phone it just sounds like im tired, and ive only been sending snapchats of the top half of my face) and im meeting one of said friends next week
THOROUGHLY regretting pulling a silly little prank that has now evolved into secretly transitioning from my very supportive friends. oops
#i thought itd be funny now i have to be like LOL! haha yeah ive been in t for months#why didnt i tell you even though we speak most days? um? for the lols?#tagging this so u learn from my mistakes /j#trans#transmasc#trans man#ftm
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#it always feels so nice whenever i do things i just kinda. never imagined myself doing#aka 'i didnt think id have friends ever so i was just going to hermit forever' kgjdjdjsjs#its more 'i dont think people would like me enough to hang out' so.#but yeah....#i got to talk more to this guy x at work who started the same time i did#so he and i just kinda vibe and are honest w each other#it was nice just chatting about life and all that#he didnt have a ride home so i offered him one and thats just something i didnt really think id do#idk bc it was more spontaneous and i feel id be too anxious or think 'oh god maybe he doesnt like me and would feel weird'#but we actually vibe so the ride was super chill#IT WAS CHILL UNTIL HE MENTIONED STAR RAIL AND I WAS JUST 'DONT SAY THAT#but yeah.#idk.#its that thing of 'try to be the friend you wished you had'#x is cool tho hes funny#i was just surprised he said hes quiet when he started. he was not quiet at all when we first had a shift together jdfjdjdj#orientation buddies ig sjfjdjsjs#ANYWAYS#i also started training on my promotion job and its been nice. a little overwhelming but skfjdjd its not bad#friends tag#avil speaks#it was just a nice day today haha#SORRY i just am mush lately about friends. believe me itd be worse here but djfdjjd you know. have to shut up.#otherwise its like everyday 'man.... i like my friends. my friends are so nice. i wish them happiness and warmth'
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i pass pretty much all the time but hm. ive heard interesting stuff from drunk ppl i know who dont know im trans
#''haha when my bf was talking about you and i asked to see a picture he showed me one and i was like... is that right? bc i thought that was#a girl in that pic. i mean only bc i didnt expect him to have any girlypop friends haha''#yeah i mean that is an average thing to say and not mean or anything but it hits a bit different when im trans#i mean the person saying that didnt know and if they did they would have never said anything like that#but it's still a bit. hmmm.#also the topic of my looks came up and it's funny how everyone thinks i'm cute#i wish i could b masc hot but im fine with being cute. not everyone can look good the same way#but like it's so common for the only compliment transmascs get being ''cute'' for various reasons but i think in my case it's just my#wavy hair and slight babyface and round features#which yeah ok whatever i'm still young - ive got plenty of time to start looking less like a boy and more like a man#as in even if i was a cis guy id look pretty much like this#though! im only 2 years on t so i cant wait what the future holds for how i'll look :3c#well almost 2 and a hlaf but yknow#also i have a slight. can i say this. ''tranny voice'' which. slay. but i was told i ''sound like a femboy'' which#once again super funny that ppl say that stuff bc they genuinely cant tell im trans#the only reason i pass is bc i get read as [justin mcelroy voice] kinda faggy#oh that guy over there with wide hips and feminine manners and voice and small feet and hands [compared to cis men] with an apparently cute#face who doesnt seem to know anything about stereotypical guy stuff? thats a cis man#and i love that#but also one of these ppl is not cis#if you saw me irl you'd know im insanely easy to clock for trans people#but yeah whatever im just amused by all this it's kind of fun having ppl not know im trans#but also i have a new friend who doesnt know and i think i should let him know at some point if it comes up bc idk man. it feels like im#living a secret life or something. like obviously no one has the right to know im trans but. i can make the choice of wanting someone toknow#but also hes my only guy friend who lives in this city. well technically not the only one i have another friend but we never hang out irl.#anyways i dont want to ruin our broship#i dont think itd get ruined and if it did itd just mean whatever but im still scared#agh idk#leevi talks
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the girlypopification of bpd and rampant ableism in said community needs to stop tbfh. also if "narcissists create borderline children 🥺🥺" then by that logic do borderlines create narcissistic children? because it kind of makes sense if you think about it. theres no way you maladjusted assholes are never responsible for traumatizing kids, especially with the recent trend (i see it on tiktok mainly but i dont doubt it exists everywhere else too) of acting like having bpd makes u this. perfect fucking baby uwu victim whos soft and sweet and loving and Better Than Narcissists like. please get help you are traumatizing the hoes
#i was ranting to my friend w bpd (who HATESSSSSSS this trend more than i do) and we uh#came to the realization that my mom probably had bpd#it makes way too much sense. she was neglected and overlooked as a child#and has this nasty habit of either seeing me as a perfect amazing prodigy child#OR a monstrous lazy idiot fuckup actively trying to make her life worse#no inbetween.#so. UUUUUHHHHHHHHHH#that sure was a realization to have on Christmas Day!!#because that constant flip flopping meant i developed a VERY skewed sence of confidence that coexisted within two extremes#and it ended up making me not give a shit abt others' feelings since doing that would get me hurt#if i tried to please her itd hurt. so i stopped caring and only cared about myself and my emotions#so now i have Two Personality Disorders!!#also obligatory disclaimer no i do not think pwbpd are inherently abusiv#nobody is inherently anything#and to think that way is fucking stupid#im not gonna go around squaking about Borderline Abuse and call my mom a borderpath. im not an idiot#im just like. hm. funny!#but not funny 'haha'#funny 'stop pretending youre above being capable of hurt and that your actions arent harmful just bc ur mentally ill'
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cranky VA anon on twitter seems to have forgotten that Shunsuke Daito was in Sennyuu Sousa Idol Dekadance (if you ever want to see him play a con-man going undercover as a jpop idol?? this show was ridiculous)
LMAO THANKS FOR THE TIP!!
#sounds terrible sounds amazing#BUT YEAH LIKE I WAS JUST GOIN HAHA#What if Saejima asked baba and then baba sang baka mitai all forlorn#YK BC ITD BE FUNNY#and the tweet thrrad ended in me saying they have raw sex in the karaoke studio so like 😂#I was deadly serious and expect rgg to have it ready and playable by septemeber 😤#also i said kaito and higashi karaoke in kaito files woulda been cute#since Kimura Takuya cant sing contractually#but hes not in the dlc so itd be fun yk?#i was just riffin#just havin fun </3#actually thanks for the message tho#sounds funny
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just got the dumbest thought
imagine if adayume went through more moments and 🐣 had to watch back all of his gay cringe compilation like they strapped him down like a sleep experiment creepypasta and made him watch every time he blushed and stuttered like a dumb stupid idiot or did something deeply deeply embarrassing
and also the kabedon . he has to watch the kabedon
#see hed start off like oh haha very funny this is so sweet and then#hed get to the point where he cant stop squirming bc thats the appropriate reaction to getting teen flashbacks#i would also react like this i already do#listen if i constantly get random flashbacks to every cringe thing i ever did from like the age of 6 to now#then he has to as well#also itd be funny#point and laugh but he cant point or lauh bc hes experiencing TRUE PAIN#I basically just want tanuki to suffer#the pain of witnessing years worth of pure embarassment#i like the idea of it going from a wistful look down memory lane to DEEP DEEP DEEP KUROREKISHI#🐣 grabbing his scalp and twisting in his chair like HE REMEMBERS???? HE FUCKING REMEMBERS???? FATE IS CRUEL HES NOT ALLOWED TO REMEMBER#this is inspired by all the things i remember that my friends remember about all the cringe ive ever unleashed#how come other people are allowed to remember that should be illegal#in this version of the episode he gets to repair the relationship because he deserves release from cringe hell
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visited a chiropractor today. i learned a lot about myself
#i LIKE my ugly slouch! i think it shows character#but it actually causes a lot of health problems so i might as well get it fixed yknow#regardless i think itd be funny if i kept drawing myself that way. for character reasons#gonna dox myself one of these days just through my stupid cartoony self drawings#someone's gonna see me n be like 'hey they look a lot like that weird dumbass artist i follow' n ill be like 'haha yep thats probably me'#anyway idk i just felt like drawing myself today bc idk. it's fun
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sillies diluc copium is that he gets an expy in star rail whenever we go to the moment of daybreak where the dawn factory is
bcs yknow. the dawn winery is where the manor of daybreak is in genshin.
#this is me being silly. im sure its just bcs theres only so many dawn-related words#so its coincidence that dawn winery and dawn factory are named like that#but itd still be really really funny#step right up! || 🪄.txt#its highly improbable yes but not impossible! .....just maybe not this patch cycle. i dount 2.8 will be the moment of daybreak haha#at the mo the moment of daybreak has like. not a lot going for it lore wise compared to some of the other moments#lichrally all we know about it is the dawn factory (according to the wiki anyway).#and besides i assume mr reca will be 2.8 to close off penacony.#eh. a man can dream.
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