#it's superbat in my head

[headcanonthings]

Steph: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Damian: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Dick: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Tim: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Jason: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Clark, on babysitting duty:...I have emotional scars?

Batkids:...

Steph: Okay, you can stay but you're on thin ice

[bruciemilf]

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

[krowscrawl]

surprised i haven't drawn any superbat

also if you have animal ideas for other characters throw them to me pls

[frownyalfred]

one of the Batfamily's protocols for someone going suddenly evil actually is what they jokingly call a percussive reset (slamming the evil person's head into the wall just hard enough to scramble any potential mind control but not enough to cause serious brain damage) and Bruce absolutely hates that they call it that. does that stop him from doing it? absolutely not, but he tends to default to throwing an explosive device close to the evil person's head instead (make that brain jiggle like Jell-o) and plays it off as a "distraction." this is step 6 on his potential mind control protocol/checklist, immediately preceding step 7 (calling Diana) and step 8 ("this isn't you, don't do this").

[sisaloofafump]

The moment he takes off the cowl he’s a normal guy, but until then…

[moaachi]

Way to use the super-speed

Redraw of this:

[do-not-careissa]

Bruce is beginning to regret letting Damian and Jason spend so much time together.

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[animeaddict578]

I just had a midnight realization.....

SuperBat is basically Country Boy x City Boy coded

[skooogen]

On the watchtower

Bruce: Our space heater just died

Clark (trying not to panic): the.. sun?

Based on this tweet

[thesulkycroissant]

In the fic I've been writing, I'm actually doing a serious conversation between Martha and Bruce, but in my head it's more like

Bruce: *angsting*

Martha: *happily thinking about how excited she is to officially be getting six new grandkids*

[auirlss]

doodles

[headcanonthings]

Clark, to Diana: I don’t know for sure if we had a conversation or not. Batman doesn’t talk much. Does he like me?

Bruce, internally: We had such a long conversation!! Clark even shared his food with me! I have friends!!!

[blueclearcloud]

Reminder for the superbat community during these blessed times that THIS manga is coming out on November 7th, 2023

Volume 2 of Superman Vs. Meshi 2 by Satoshi Miyagawa (Author) , Kai Kitago (Illustrator).

If we're gonna talk about kissing we should appreciate them caring for each other too.

[frownyalfred]

mx frownyalfred i will pay u -12 whole dollars to write the secretly-married-so-they-can't-testify-against-each-other superbats fic

I really want to 😫I actually spent some time today trying to figure out how you'd subpoena a vigilante with no name or address, and how you'd call Batman as a potential witness without vetting him first for eligibility. But I'm also trying to figure out how they'd end up in a situation at all where 1) Clark let himself get arrested and/or detained for a hearing (maybe like in BVS?) and 2) Bruce thought the best course of action was to respond to Batman's witness subpoena instead of just breaking Clark out of jail. And bonus 3) that Bruce thought invoking spousal privilege was a better option than answering the questions and using it as an opportunity to defend Clark. Hmmm.

[blorb-el]

at any given time i am thinking about clark and kara having lil kryptonian nicknames for each other

clark calling kara 'kri-a' (portmanteau of kara and the prefix kri- meaning light)

kara retaliating with 'kal-kir' (little kal) or 'sojebkir' (little (m) cousin but the word for cousin is already diminutive so adding on -kir makes it like 'little tiny cousin' instead). and him firing back with 'sejebkir' (f) because they're BOTH the little tiny cousin actually

but they can both agree that kon is OUR little tiny cousin ('sehjebkirkah' (gn))

when he's being overbearing she'll be like 'oooookay tonth' and he goes -_- about it (something like...bossman? pretty sassy. you’d never usually genderize the word tynth so masculinizing it emphasizes he’s being overbearing in an annoyingly Guy Way)

also that panel of kara calling cat a snagriff (literally a bad tempered species of dragon, probably something on the level of asshole) is near and dear to my heart i think she calls bruce this sometimes and clark with an annoying-on-purpose well-actually tone of voice on goes wem khahp nahn zhod ghimkir (i think he is just a lil bat)

and also just calling each other 'kara-te' and 'kal-te,' the familial possessives. my kal. my kara. grammatically this would be MORE formal instead of less formal but consider: i don't care. and also they're the only family left to each other [for a while]… no one else left to use those particles….

krizhor.... maybe the kryptonian equivalent of sweetheart...

[wellzofyouth]