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snow on the beach by solitudiante
KinnPorsche | 6k+ | genfic ft. kim/chay, kinn/porsche, vegas/pete | multichaptered, 12/12, complete | rating: T
It’s Christmas Day in Bangkok, and of all the unexpected guests to make an appearance during the holiday, no one anticipated the zombies.
Read in AO3: chapter by chapter • all
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OP Song: All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey [YouTube] [Spotify] ED Song: We’re All in This Together - High School Musical OST [YouTube] [Spotify]
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genre tags: zombies, Christmas fic, humor
photo credits (left to right): Be On Cloud - Alsu Vershinina - Mikita Yo
#kinnporsche#kinnporsche fanfic#christmas fanfic#twelvetide#kimchay fanfiction#ensemble cast#zombies#nobody dies I promise#it's not that serious this is just crack#maybe you'll end up reacting like pic!kinn#or maybe pic!pete#maybe even pic!macau or pic!arm#postcanon
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do you shake the tweels to make them glow or do you crack them like a glowstick
thank you @comedydoctor18 😭
#one of the only times i ever draw the twins#and it's not even serious#and it’s a quick one#if i find an excuse i’ll draw them properly#i know that’s not how bioluminescence works LMAO#it’s just a really funny concept that cracked me up 😭#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#-✦—]#we ignore this hard pivot from my previous posts#you didnt see anything
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wanted to draw somethin like this for a long time now
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#warrior cats#art#lionblaze#leafpool#tried to take a crack at the ID myself but if anyone has any criticisms for that feel free to send me a message!#u can criticize the comic itself too but i WILL cry slash half joking half serious#next page is gonna be my favorite i think#it wont feature something badass or anything im just excited to puke out the brain vomit thats been rolling around in my brain for like eve
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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au - tim sneaking out of jason's room one night at the manor and accidentally locking eyes with dick who is sneaking out of bruce's room at the exact same time, breakfast is very awkward the next morning
(i did think of having it be jason instead of tim but honestly jason has 0 shame and even less issue outing himself if it means fucking with bruce and, to a lesser extent, dick)
i'm cackling I love these types of things so much. they're so silly. sometimes we deserve mindless crack for these ships. have a *very* low effort ficlet bc this just makes me snort, enjoy <3
Dick closed Bruce's door as quietly as he could. Usually, he didn't have to sneak around when he slept with Bruce. But the temporary room Bruce had given Jason in the manor was just down the hall, and Dick didn't feel like looking Jason in the eye if he walked out of Bruce's bedroom in the morning at the wrong time.
Just because he was pretty sure Jason knew, didn't mean he needed confirmation and confrontation.
Dick had almost caved to staying in bed with Bruce when Bruce tried to pull him back down, but he kept some level of wits about him, prying Bruce's arm off of him and giving him a final kiss on the cheek before heading for the door.
The one thing Dick did allow himself, though, was wearing one of Bruce's shirts instead of his own. It was a size too large on him but smelled safe and comforting. Dick breathed a quiet sigh of relief when the door latched silently. He let go of the handle, turning around to creep off to his own bedroom in another wing.
And found himself staring at another figure.
With all of the lights off and only faint moonlight streaming through the windows, Dick couldn't tell who it was, at first. His reaction was embarrassing no matter who it was, jumping nearly a foot backward and clutching a hand over his chest.
He was a goddamn vigilante. This was just embarrassing.
The other person wasn't nearly as shocked as Dick, but they stood perfectly still, staring with wide eyes that faintly reflected what little light illuminated their face. Dick squinted, leaning forward to see who it was.
"Tim?" Dick hissed, trying to keep his voice to a whisper. Bruce had fallen asleep and if Dick woke him up now, he was never going to get the stubborn bastard back to bed.
Tim, still looking like a deer in headlights, just blinked at Dick.
"What are you doing up this late?" Dick asked. They'd all agreed to take tonight's patrol off, letting Babs, Helena, Dinah, and Zinda handle it in exchange for tackling the massive human trafficking ring in the morning with fresh eyes and cleared heads. The job was the only thing that had gotten Jason to agree to work with them in the first place. Bruce barely managed to strong-arm Jason into sleeping in the manor, with a decent amount of guilting from Alfred.
Jason, who was in the room only a few feet away from Dick. The room that Tim's hand was resting on the doorknob of.
"That's Jason's room," Dick said slowly.
Tim just nodded. "I know." He wasn't whispering like Dick was, but his tone remained impossible to read.
He just saw Dick walk out of Bruce's room. Had he put it together? It was Tim, after all. if he hadn't yet, Dick assumed he only had a couple minutes before it dawned on Tim.
"What were you doing in Jason's room?" Dick frowned. If he focused on Tim, it could keep the focus off of him for as long as possible. Dick tried to ignore how fast his heart was beating.
Tim's expression was hard to make out in the dark. "We were talking about the case." Still, his tone remained entirely neutral.
Too neutral, for Tim.
"At two am?"
"Well, what were you doing?" Tim huffed slightly when he said it, folding his arms over his chest.
He was shirtless, Dick just realized.
Shirtless and coming out of Jason's room.
"I was-" Dick stumbled over his words, choking as he tried to come up with an alibi. "We were talking about the-"
"I already used that excuse, pick your own," Tim deadpanned. Dick was pretty sure he also rolled his eyes. "I've known about you and Bruce for years, you know. You don't have to pretend."
The noise that came out of Dick's throat was almost as mortifying as the realization that not only did Jason likely know, but so did Tim.
"It... okay it has not been years," Dick's face was hot and he was glad it was too dark for Tim to see his blush. "I mean- it's been a while but not years-"
"Whatever you say." Tim shrugged, sounding unconvinced. "There have been feelings between you two for years, close enough for me."
If Dick died, right here, in this hallway in front of Bruce's door, he hoped the cause of death would be put down as homicide instead of natural causes. Because every word from Tim's mouth made another piece of Dick die inside, just a little.
"It's none of your business either way." Dick tried to stand up straight to sound more in control of the situation, clearing his throat.
"Trust me, I don't want it to be my business."
Dick would've laughed, if this was happening to anyone but him.
"What about... you and Jason?" Dick asked carefully.
Tim shifted on his feet. "What about it? I told you, we were talking about the case."
"Right." It was Dick's turn to roll his eyes. "In his bedroom, at two am, without your shirt?"
Tim stared at Dick for a long, torturous moment. A moment that made Dick agree with Tim, about not wanting to know any sordid details.
"I'm going to bed," Tim said suddenly, turning away from Dick. "Goodnight."
Dick had a thousand more questions he wanted to ask. How Tim and Jason even got together, when it happened. Last Dick knew, they could barely stand to be in the same room.
But Tim was walking away at an alarmingly brisk pace and Dick just sighed. He was too tired and mortified about his own secrets to chase Tim down for an impromptu interrogation that would just end up embarrassing them both more.
Maybe it was best for Dick's sanity if he didn't know the specifics.
Dick didn't consider how awkward it would be until he was standing in the kitchen, staring at Jason bent over a cup of coffee.
Did Jason know Dick knew? It didn't seem like he did, but he had always had a good poker face.
When Tim ambled into the kitchen and grabbed overnight oats from the fridge, he didn't even look at Dick. He seemed to be pointedly avoiding it, sitting as far away from Dick as he could at the oversized dining room table.
All while Dick couldn't seem to stop staring.
"Your cereal is going to get soggy," Jason muttered, and it took Dick a moment to realize Jason was talking to him. "At least eat it before trying to explode my head with your mind, or whatever your staring problem is."
"I'm not-" Dick stuttered. he shut himself up with a mouthful of cereal when Cass gave him an odd look.
Would she be able to figure it out just from his body language?
Dick had never fully understood the lengths her ability to read people could go. he looked away from her and stared at a random spot on the table, trying to eat at a normal pace.
Bruce was the last to wander into the kitchen. He squeezed Dick's shoulder as he walked by, making Dick jump. It was an innocent enough touch that no one would question, but all Dick could think about was the brief look from Tim before he quickly averted his eyes again.
The silence around the table was going to eat Dick alive. He started eating cereal faster.
"Oh for fuck's sake," Jason broke the tension, throwing his head back and slamming an empty mug down onto the table. "Everyone knows you two are fucking, alright?" He gestured between Dick and Bruce. "Stop being so goddamn weird about it, you're acting like there's a bomb in the room."
Bruce choked on his coffee. "Jason." He tried to sound reprimanding, but his voice was a few octaves too high.
Dick threw his hands in the air. "I knew you knew about that, but I didn't know about you and Tim until last night so excuse me for feeling a little awkward."
"You didn't know about what?" Bruce nearly yelled, spinning around to face Jason.
"Damnit, Dick!" Tim groaned, putting his head in his hands.
Jason just scoffed, pointing a fork at Bruce. "Oh don't even give me that self-righteous bullshit-"
Their argument went back and forth while Tim just rubbed his temples, muttering to himself and glaring at Dick.
Worst of all, Dick was pretty sure Cass was giggling next to him under her covered mouth.
Dick just sighed and ducked his head, dutifully waiting for the ground to open up and swallow him whole.
So much for his breakfast.
#necrotic writings#brudick#jaytim#batcest#i'm serious this is so low effort i wrote it in tumblr#didn't even make a doc for it in my notion#don't ask me how long it is idk#like 1k probably#and it's not edited#it's just crack man.#a fun lil palette cleanser between all the whump and angst.#i'm supposed to be ASLEEP oh my god#nobody percieve me.#this is mostly too crack for my personal tastes#but the ask was cute and it took me a half an hour to write so like#i don't mind stepping out of my comfort zone to give the ppl what they want.#i checked it's 1.5k.#which for me is *so* low effort#but i hope it brings you joy anyway anon!!!#this sat in my inbox for a couple days bc i had other things going on so#hope you didn't mind the wait i'm sorry ily <3#i prefer dead dove type asks but the fluff and crack will always be fun too!
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Gotta give Rekha Shankar all the respect in the world. I don't think even Emilly "Sexy Rat Hilda Hilda Wanda Childa" Axford has ever managed to put the fear of god into Brennan with five simple words: I have a stupid question. I am in desperate need to see the two of them in the Dome together. The chaos they would unleash beggars the imagination.
I feel like the difference between Emily and Rekha is Emily is out to Break Brennan's Game (affectionate) and Rekha is out to Break Brennan's Mind (affectionate). I want them at a table together so badly.
#ask#dimension 20#farmer-10#nsbu#never stop blowing up#obviously this is mostly in jest no one is trying to genuinely break brennan's game or mind#I feel the need to state this bc I've seen ppl ascribe such weirdly malicious intent on the motives of friends playing a game together#refuse to have ppl believe this is serious in any way#'how did you know there'd be a plinth in this fight? Jesus I'm fucking ruined' is my fave emily breaking brennan moment#his voice cracks a little#it's great#'WE READ THE BOOK BRENNAN. AND BY WE I MEAN JUST EMILY."
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barty characterization is so troublesome because he is at his most canonical (and most compelling) when treated with utter seriousness & placed squarely in context of an austere, repressed upper class childhood leading to patricide… he is not goofy! his prevailing theme in canon is the violent denial of his bodily autonomy - the living body horror and tragedy of his stint under imperius!
so the fanon version of barty as a sleazy trash-talking fuckboy with a tongue piercing is…. uncanonical. there’s literally zero basis for his fandom treatment as hogwarts’s resident dirtbag and in fact it makes no sense… but it’s such an entertaining direction to take him that i would argue fanon’s reshaping made him more interesting? or has given us more opportunities?
like the fan decision to shove hp canon’s most tortured martyr-machiavel into a thrasher hoodie is objectively hilarious and ripe for exploration. basically my point is that true barty enjoyers can juggle both interpretations at once, explore the inherent contradictions, and decide which better suits their purposes for different scenarios. also i would like to see canon!barty and fanon!barty making out
#this post is literally useless not serious meta it’s just my thoughts swirling around today. HI GUYS!#tbf moody!barty was kind of deeply unserious. the fact that his life was on the line and he was still cracking jokes…. love#but i will always prefer a more stoic & repressed & well behaved & sullen & secretly resentful barty to a ~goofy~ one#ITS JUST LIKE . HE CAN BE BOTH. ITS FUN TO HAVE BOTH#saints speaks 🐇
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#we love you quodo creators! where would we be without you <3#star trek#ds9#quodo#just read someone’s tags where they said that there’s no tenderness between them#and that quark probably doesn’t even need tenderness#like did we watch the same show 🤨#obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinion#and I know it doesn’t matter but :(#so many people just take quark at face value and don’t look much deeper#which I understand considering he’s a goofy and often problematic character#but there is a special version of him that exists within my head#he’s my poor misunderstood pookie#quodo may be a crack ship for some#but they’re serious TO ME#quark#odo#deep space nine
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As so many of you are filling my inbox asking about salad and why I found the fact they had two types of salad for dinner in the Buck and Tommy dinner scene so funny, I'm guessing you're new to the 911 fandom - Welcome if so! I am going to give you a very brief rundown of salad and Buck and Eddies various relationships, but @clusterbuck is actually the keeper of salad theory and you can find far more detailed analysis over on her blog than you’re getting from me here!!
I can't find gif of the actual salad moments so have pictures!!
Chris smashed salad bowl that he is making a salad in with his dad in season 4 (in Breaking point) - when he finds out about Ana being the person Eddie is dating.
We have Ana turn up at the firehouse with Chris during the black out in 5x02 with 5 - yes 5 - types of salad When Eddie has his second on screen panic about Ana - when Ravi mistakes her for his wife.
Then in 5x03 just before they break up - Eddie, Chris, and Ana are at the dining table in the Diaz house and they are eating fruit salad
Then in 5x05 we have Taylor with her prepackaged fruit salad breakfast the she has 'made' for Buck when he gets home
she is making a bean salad in 5x09 during the most awkward I love you scene in the history of television!
Then we have a caprese salad in front of Natalia during the Dinner Buck cooked for her in 5x17 - when she finds out about various aspects of Bucks past and present - Taylor on the tv and Kameron turns up
Then in 7x07 - when Eddie is daydreaming of a do over with Shannon during his lunch with Marisol they are eating a salad
then we now have Buck and Tommy eating two different types of salad (a pasta salad and a salad salad) on their dinner date
so basically it's become a bit of a running joke that if salad is involved with Buck or Eddie and one of their dates (especially in their own homes) , the relationship is doomed!
#this is only a semi serious theory - its just amusing that pretty much every time either Buck or Eddie have a salad with one of their dates#in their own home - things tend to go sideways or south prety soon after - it is very much a pattern;#Chris makes and then smashes a salad and two episodes alter we see him literally sitting between Eddie and Ana#Ana gets broken up with after bringing salad to the firehouse and serving Eddie fruit salad when he comes home#Taylor serves a fruit salad and two episodes later we see the cracks appearing in their relationship (the truth is everything) then#two episodes later Taylor makes a bean salad and says I love you and two episodes later Buck kisses Lucy#Buck serves Natalia a Caprese salad and she runs away - she comes back but two episodes later (7x01) Buck has broke up with her#Marisol and Eddie eat salad in the Diaz kitchen and two episodes later she walks in on him in the arms of another woman - who looks like hi#dead ex wife#and now Buck and Tommy are eating salad in 7x10 so maybe we need to keep an eye on 8x02 as it may well be a moment of doom for Buck#and Tommys relationship based on previous salad sightings - not saying it will be a break up but we may very well see major cracks appearin#salad theory#its laways two episodes later!#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#buddie#buddie and salad#right in front of my salad
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Just a reminder that Echo, after being held as a POW for like a year, frozen in a cyro chamber, having just been disconnected from the mainframe by having a cable yanked out of his fucking spinal cord goes:
Echo: *raspy might be dying voice* Rex
Rex: What is it!??? *<- terrified that he is absolutely dying*
Echo: I’ve got a big head ache 😙
#Rex was instantly reminded of why he has gray hair and chronic anxiety#because this motherfucker would jump him from the vents#like Echo#honey#you look half dead and just had a cable ripped out of your head#PLEASE take this a little more serious 😭#but anyways I love him#this scene always cracks me up#he’s so silly 🥹#Rex has long since learned why the Rishi Moon tried to kill Echo and Fives#they made it his issue#anyways#the clone wars#star wars#sag’s stuff#arc trooper echo
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The energy I'm hoping to bring to the Crow/Crow table ngl
#I wanna play Raff as a Brat#not that my protags don't have varying degrees of brattiness#Finn was naive to a lot of the world#Bennett liked to crack a joke here and there#but did his best to be diplomatic#until act 3 when the gloves came off#and Ro had been training from a young age to lead his clan#so he was always a little more on the serious side than not#at least until you got to know him#I want Raff to be an utter menace to his superiors and society at large#anyway I need to get comfortable drawing Lucanis#he's a struggle right now but he's my canon first run romance#just a matter of practice#ryu art#ryu plays dragon age#veilguard#Raffaele
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finds character i relate to immensely, immediately starts projecting
#discovered some mikey epilepsy headcanons one time. can’t find ‘em but they made me really happy so i’m throwing some in#2012 mikey centered because… well…. i’m me#but i have rise mikey ones too#2012 mikey mostly has absences and auras and other less serious kinds of seizures#though he will occasionally have tonic-clonics and other such seizures#he tics regularly because i do and i want a character that does too#(my tic is basically just i crack my neck and sometimes it goes too hard and it really hurts)#i could go on but i don’t have time for that rn lol#tmnt mikey#tmnt leo#tmnt donnie#2012 mikey#2012 leo#2012 donnie#tmnt#tmnt 2012#feel free to ignore (not 100% proud of the second drawing)
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ooooh well it's not obvious he says like there is a single part of bursting open like a bloated melon oozing clots of petrol worms and eyes with teeth that is not obviously too horrifying to bear thinking about much less interacting with oooh nonono actually i have always longed to join with the terrors and dare i even hope birth a sentient sphincter of my very own a beautiful bouncing bundle of bile god just imagine the special day when the little gupper comes bursting out of my orifices which ones who knows i want to be surprised for its first screaming wet expulsion gosh isn't that just something that’s the real magic in this wondrous world i mean what girl doesn't dream about someday becoming a--
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#solivaga#artists on tumblr#comic#art#my art#pu art#webcomic#digital art#comic art#comics#original comic#webtoon#elias#maia#big puppy alert#dog#canine#he's done it he's cracked the code#This is the second time she's gone full shoujo...#what girl doesn't dream about going full shoujo#I also wish to pet the big fluffy dog#Maia's screed in this panel was one of the most fun things to write#paula and I just kind of kept writing it back and forth at each other until it was completely ridiculous and sour#and I just kept adding onto it until it was so grotesque it wrapped back around to silly#this screed and her flying-to-class-screed are two of my favorite bits of non-serious maia writing#tho she's very serious about these herself.
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Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:
(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)
(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)
#Dragalia Lost#...was a very serious game. Uh-huh. Incredibly.#They just put on their crazy hat twice a month to channel utter crack into their translations and art.#And we all rejoiced.#For Dragalia fans: aside from some of the classics here I hope I could catch you off guard at least once!#...For any non-fans: Yes the game was just Like This approximately 50% of the time. The other half was royal drama and identity crises!#out of context
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If you think Snowbugs (Scott/Tango) is a strange thing to ship because they’ve hardly interacted, I’ll have you know that I think Scott/Doc would be incredible. Stay in your lane mainstream shippers. I am crazy and delusional.
#snowbugs#smajor#tangotek#i just think flirtatious pretty boy/serious scary scientist would be so cute#any ship that makes doc crack in a soft and fond way tbh#its about the hypothetical#i dont need no evidence#i dont need to be fed content#i am self sufficient#a self supporting woman#thank you very much#yall go feed on the new ranchers stream tho good for you#hermitshipping
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I know Atem annoyed the fuck out of everyone in the afterlife. I know he was up there just pining for Yugi every single day like "do you think he misses me?" "my pharaoh it's only been five hours" "[voice cracking] what if he's l o n e ly" and within 2 days he's caved to the pressure and going "I'll only take one look. Just a little peek to see what he's up to"
Mahaad and Priest Seti [I refuse to call him Seto fuck you] are staring directly into the camera while Atem is looking at the gazing pool sighing like a forlorn lover and kicking his feet back and forth. If anything Kaiba showing up to duel him was a welcome break for everyone he finally had a worthy distraction -- ah fuck now he's crying because Yugi didn't come too you just can't win with this guy
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