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au - tim sneaking out of jason's room one night at the manor and accidentally locking eyes with dick who is sneaking out of bruce's room at the exact same time, breakfast is very awkward the next morning
(i did think of having it be jason instead of tim but honestly jason has 0 shame and even less issue outing himself if it means fucking with bruce and, to a lesser extent, dick)
i'm cackling I love these types of things so much. they're so silly. sometimes we deserve mindless crack for these ships. have a *very* low effort ficlet bc this just makes me snort, enjoy <3
Dick closed Bruce's door as quietly as he could. Usually, he didn't have to sneak around when he slept with Bruce. But the temporary room Bruce had given Jason in the manor was just down the hall, and Dick didn't feel like looking Jason in the eye if he walked out of Bruce's bedroom in the morning at the wrong time.
Just because he was pretty sure Jason knew, didn't mean he needed confirmation and confrontation.
Dick had almost caved to staying in bed with Bruce when Bruce tried to pull him back down, but he kept some level of wits about him, prying Bruce's arm off of him and giving him a final kiss on the cheek before heading for the door.
The one thing Dick did allow himself, though, was wearing one of Bruce's shirts instead of his own. It was a size too large on him but smelled safe and comforting. Dick breathed a quiet sigh of relief when the door latched silently. He let go of the handle, turning around to creep off to his own bedroom in another wing.
And found himself staring at another figure.
With all of the lights off and only faint moonlight streaming through the windows, Dick couldn't tell who it was, at first. His reaction was embarrassing no matter who it was, jumping nearly a foot backward and clutching a hand over his chest.
He was a goddamn vigilante. This was just embarrassing.
The other person wasn't nearly as shocked as Dick, but they stood perfectly still, staring with wide eyes that faintly reflected what little light illuminated their face. Dick squinted, leaning forward to see who it was.
"Tim?" Dick hissed, trying to keep his voice to a whisper. Bruce had fallen asleep and if Dick woke him up now, he was never going to get the stubborn bastard back to bed.
Tim, still looking like a deer in headlights, just blinked at Dick.
"What are you doing up this late?" Dick asked. They'd all agreed to take tonight's patrol off, letting Babs, Helena, Dinah, and Zinda handle it in exchange for tackling the massive human trafficking ring in the morning with fresh eyes and cleared heads. The job was the only thing that had gotten Jason to agree to work with them in the first place. Bruce barely managed to strong-arm Jason into sleeping in the manor, with a decent amount of guilting from Alfred.
Jason, who was in the room only a few feet away from Dick. The room that Tim's hand was resting on the doorknob of.
"That's Jason's room," Dick said slowly.
Tim just nodded. "I know." He wasn't whispering like Dick was, but his tone remained impossible to read.
He just saw Dick walk out of Bruce's room. Had he put it together? It was Tim, after all. if he hadn't yet, Dick assumed he only had a couple minutes before it dawned on Tim.
"What were you doing in Jason's room?" Dick frowned. If he focused on Tim, it could keep the focus off of him for as long as possible. Dick tried to ignore how fast his heart was beating.
Tim's expression was hard to make out in the dark. "We were talking about the case." Still, his tone remained entirely neutral.
Too neutral, for Tim.
"At two am?"
"Well, what were you doing?" Tim huffed slightly when he said it, folding his arms over his chest.
He was shirtless, Dick just realized.
Shirtless and coming out of Jason's room.
"I was-" Dick stumbled over his words, choking as he tried to come up with an alibi. "We were talking about the-"
"I already used that excuse, pick your own," Tim deadpanned. Dick was pretty sure he also rolled his eyes. "I've known about you and Bruce for years, you know. You don't have to pretend."
The noise that came out of Dick's throat was almost as mortifying as the realization that not only did Jason likely know, but so did Tim.
"It... okay it has not been years," Dick's face was hot and he was glad it was too dark for Tim to see his blush. "I mean- it's been a while but not years-"
"Whatever you say." Tim shrugged, sounding unconvinced. "There have been feelings between you two for years, close enough for me."
If Dick died, right here, in this hallway in front of Bruce's door, he hoped the cause of death would be put down as homicide instead of natural causes. Because every word from Tim's mouth made another piece of Dick die inside, just a little.
"It's none of your business either way." Dick tried to stand up straight to sound more in control of the situation, clearing his throat.
"Trust me, I don't want it to be my business."
Dick would've laughed, if this was happening to anyone but him.
"What about... you and Jason?" Dick asked carefully.
Tim shifted on his feet. "What about it? I told you, we were talking about the case."
"Right." It was Dick's turn to roll his eyes. "In his bedroom, at two am, without your shirt?"
Tim stared at Dick for a long, torturous moment. A moment that made Dick agree with Tim, about not wanting to know any sordid details.
"I'm going to bed," Tim said suddenly, turning away from Dick. "Goodnight."
Dick had a thousand more questions he wanted to ask. How Tim and Jason even got together, when it happened. Last Dick knew, they could barely stand to be in the same room.
But Tim was walking away at an alarmingly brisk pace and Dick just sighed. He was too tired and mortified about his own secrets to chase Tim down for an impromptu interrogation that would just end up embarrassing them both more.
Maybe it was best for Dick's sanity if he didn't know the specifics.
Dick didn't consider how awkward it would be until he was standing in the kitchen, staring at Jason bent over a cup of coffee.
Did Jason know Dick knew? It didn't seem like he did, but he had always had a good poker face.
When Tim ambled into the kitchen and grabbed overnight oats from the fridge, he didn't even look at Dick. He seemed to be pointedly avoiding it, sitting as far away from Dick as he could at the oversized dining room table.
All while Dick couldn't seem to stop staring.
"Your cereal is going to get soggy," Jason muttered, and it took Dick a moment to realize Jason was talking to him. "At least eat it before trying to explode my head with your mind, or whatever your staring problem is."
"I'm not-" Dick stuttered. he shut himself up with a mouthful of cereal when Cass gave him an odd look.
Would she be able to figure it out just from his body language?
Dick had never fully understood the lengths her ability to read people could go. he looked away from her and stared at a random spot on the table, trying to eat at a normal pace.
Bruce was the last to wander into the kitchen. He squeezed Dick's shoulder as he walked by, making Dick jump. It was an innocent enough touch that no one would question, but all Dick could think about was the brief look from Tim before he quickly averted his eyes again.
The silence around the table was going to eat Dick alive. He started eating cereal faster.
"Oh for fuck's sake," Jason broke the tension, throwing his head back and slamming an empty mug down onto the table. "Everyone knows you two are fucking, alright?" He gestured between Dick and Bruce. "Stop being so goddamn weird about it, you're acting like there's a bomb in the room."
Bruce choked on his coffee. "Jason." He tried to sound reprimanding, but his voice was a few octaves too high.
Dick threw his hands in the air. "I knew you knew about that, but I didn't know about you and Tim until last night so excuse me for feeling a little awkward."
"You didn't know about what?" Bruce nearly yelled, spinning around to face Jason.
"Damnit, Dick!" Tim groaned, putting his head in his hands.
Jason just scoffed, pointing a fork at Bruce. "Oh don't even give me that self-righteous bullshit-"
Their argument went back and forth while Tim just rubbed his temples, muttering to himself and glaring at Dick.
Worst of all, Dick was pretty sure Cass was giggling next to him under her covered mouth.
Dick just sighed and ducked his head, dutifully waiting for the ground to open up and swallow him whole.
So much for his breakfast.
#necrotic writings#brudick#jaytim#batcest#i'm serious this is so low effort i wrote it in tumblr#didn't even make a doc for it in my notion#don't ask me how long it is idk#like 1k probably#and it's not edited#it's just crack man.#a fun lil palette cleanser between all the whump and angst.#i'm supposed to be ASLEEP oh my god#nobody percieve me.#this is mostly too crack for my personal tastes#but the ask was cute and it took me a half an hour to write so like#i don't mind stepping out of my comfort zone to give the ppl what they want.#i checked it's 1.5k.#which for me is *so* low effort#but i hope it brings you joy anyway anon!!!#this sat in my inbox for a couple days bc i had other things going on so#hope you didn't mind the wait i'm sorry ily <3#i prefer dead dove type asks but the fluff and crack will always be fun too!
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more from my au, in which stan and bill have a reluctant agreement to build the portal (x)
bonus thought: they always tie in their card games, because they both know when the other is cheating and when the other is letting them win
[Image description: Fanart of Bill Cipher and Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]
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Image one: Stan wears his Mr. Mystery outfit in the Shack, complete with an eyepatch and magic 8-ball cane. Bill nudges him, saying, "Ooh, eyepatch? How flattering!" Stan snarks back, "Can it, cyclops."
Image two: Bill and Stan float in a mindscape similar to Ford's, except they're playing cards on folding chairs and drink Pitt Colas.
Image three: In front of the broken portal, Stan sits on a toolbox with Journal 1 and other documents scattered in front of him. Bill hovers over his shoulder.
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanley pines#stan pines#digital art#artists on tumblr#doodleswithangie#500#1K#i should probably have a name for this au but i have nothing yet#copied tags from the last post ->#there’s probably already an au or fic out there (and if so i’d love to see it!)#to me stan would never do an a la carte deal with bill like ford did#so they have an agreement with forever changing stipulations based on whatever hurdle gets in their way#think beetlejuice (across all iterations) but with more vitriol
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#evidence of life#:3<3#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝/ \⸝꒱ྀིა …nun era over………….hi guys i fell in love yes me i know right yes this oleta : )#probably will [ACTUALLY] be active yk i had to secure the bag and try to make sure the family will love me despite : D#anyways have a good summer yall !#wowwwwwwwww people who have been here since day one know how touch repulsed i was and how i took years to even be okay with kissing irl lol#deadass thought i’d just be kissing girls this summer but right now i’m in bed with a man and our biological son 🐈⬛ <3#life comes at you fast#100#btw this is my edit like the original didn’t look like this this is the doomer gf version#1k#edit: omggg if you don’t know me the ‘just kissing girls’ might read wrong im just primarily attracted to women and i assumed my big step#into intimacy would be kissing [girls] aka not literally falling in love with some guy who is currently wrapped around me and snoring <33
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The Heart Killers + tumblr text post (FadelStyle edition)
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#joong archen#dunk natachai#fadelstyle#thktext#tusersilence#tuserhidden#vishingwell#esmetracks#userrlana#userlinnea#forfive#rinblr#tobelle#zeystuff#gif: thk#in honor of my post with the text meme getting over 1k (even though half of them are just likes *big fat sigh*)#and I might probably also working on a kantbison edition I have two gifs already which isn't giffed#but I've been giffing a lot this week so a break would be good don't you think? :)#and also I didn't giffed that much in a super long time over 5 sets in a week it's a new record for the last two years#let's hope this post won't get flagged
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花樣年華 / IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE (2000) DIRECTED BY WONG KAR-WAI
#in the mood for love#wong kar-wai#filmedit#filmgifs#dailyflicks#fyeahmovies#doyouevenfilm#worldcinemaedit#cinematv#chewieblog#userbbelcher#useraashna#99#90#gifs#*f#*#*1k#*2k#hbd my sweet anh 🩵⭐️🦋🫶🏻#this is my actual first ever film gifset like wow#anh this is for you c:#ik you love the movie (ngl i fell in love with it too)#also its your birth year 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#will probably make a gifset of maggie alone bc shes so wow
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#jam#1k#curious bc i feel like the most american thing abt me is how much i enjoy cheeseburgers#i've had a burger and a rootbeer for dinner every day this week#ik i'm probably giving myself heart disease but it's worth it
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do you think vox has one of these with velvette too
probably as a soft copy posted online with a caption instead of a physical photo though. just to complete the unholy trinity of it being a requirement to take a photo with vox if you're associated with him
#osrs.txt#it would probably most likely include all 3 vees too though#but part of me wants it to just be vox and velvette just so they all line up as being vox + 1 other person#sorry for becoming obsessed with these photos again#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#hazbin velvette#hazbin hotel velvette#velvette#the vees#scheduled post for later cause I'm tired#1k
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I had this dream that I came home after being at sleepaway camp with no access to technology for a whole summer and everyone was singing some nonsensical song all in unison and dancing the same exact dance but not like a flashmob. like. every single person in the world. and when I went back to school everyone in my third grade class was always quoting the nonsensical words and doing the dance in perfect unison and I was so horrified that my third grade teacher kept me in at lunch and recess to teach me the song and dance and the worst part is that it wasn't a dream it was how I learned the whip and nae nae
#mine#this is 100% true i felt like i was in a horror movie#this is probably the closest ill ever come to being paul tgwdlm#1k
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I'm talking to a machine
#ID in alt#Electric Dreams 1984#Electric Dreams#I was cleaning out my screenshots folder and found a still from the movie so. Screencap redraw/color study.#I watched this movie years ago I was shocked to learn there's a huge fanbase for it on tumblr#Don't follow for Electric Dreams though this is probably the first/only time I will draw something related to it unless I get a wild hare#I might make this a regular thing actually. Just draw random shit once or twice a month on Fridays. Fun stuff#Anyway hello to the computerkisser community. Sorry for not drawing your guy in 4k like he deserves#Hrokkall art#1k#2k
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JASON ISAACS as CAPTAIN HOOK ↳ PETER PAN (2003)
#peterpanedit#peter pan#peter pan 2003#jason isaacs#originals#he is probably like 40% the reason i am The Way I Am#also i had to make these very tiny because mm that 2003 quality#1k
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I don’t understand the concept of sex as the natural progression of romance. I understand having sex, I understand how it can be romantic, I just don’t understand how it is seen as the only course that romance takes.
Like love confessions immediately turning to sex is always so ???????? to me. Like ok get it I guess but how did we get here???
#it’s just very confusing to me#i don’t quite get how romance and sex are connected#to me those are two very disconnected things#like yeah i could probably hook up with a hot girl at a club#but i don’t think id ever confess my love to someone and immediately#jump their bones or whatever#what even is love actually#might be aro#idk#asexual#aroace#cw sex mention#asexuality#cw sexuality#arospec#acespec#my txt#1k notes
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what if fionna looked like this (more finn sha;ped). i have not watched adventure time
#dnoodle#fionna and cake#im probably not even the first person whos invented this. i jst thought. what if she looked more like finn.#and i needed something to warm up with. ignore the girl in the corner i didnt feel like cropping it out#1k
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smth silly for klapollo week day 5: nicknames. silly thing abt some silly geese
#klapollo#klapollo week 2023#apollo justice#klavier gavin#aa4#ace attorney#ajaa#art tag#I LOVE COMICS!!!! okay. this was my messing around trying to have fun w a comic layout#in a bit of a new way#i probably wont make all my comics look like this but i think its a good style for smth like this...#EDIT ITS DAY 5 NOT 4. ITS NOT DAY 4#1k
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I've been thinking about JJBA again...
#I KNOW MOST OF THESE ARE JUST DIO AND GIORNO OKAY I JUST LOVE THEM AND THINK THEYRE NEAT AND MOST OF THE MEMES I SAW MADE ME THINK OF THEM#Also I haven't finished JJBA yet so I'm probably so wrong about most of these and i am so sorry if i am#i like to imagine that dio is just so bad with the internet and technology in general so he asks his henchmen or children for help#The casserole thing is 2 parts btw#also my smiling friends post got 1k+ notes??? thanks guys!!#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventures#jojo bizarre adventure#Dio Brando#dio jjba#jotaro kujo#Jotaro Kujo#jjba jotaro#noriaki kakyoin#jolyne kujo#giorno giovanna#rohan kishibe#rohan jjba#jjba meme#enrico pucci#pucci jjba#okuyasu nijimura#jjba okuyasu#are these good?? idk.#since people like these types of memes ill make more of them!!
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what a day eh
#i love being a phannie#actually#we are in the best timeline#they love each other so much i hope phil felt so loved today and every day#can’t believe they’re in Dublin tomorrow too like 😭😭#i fucking love Ireland actually i didn’t even consider this irish phannies wya#temple bar for the touristy shits and giggles#everyone slow down there’s too much happening i have so much fic to read tonight#🐬🌈✨#also thanks for 1k?? lmao uhh 🫣#tumblr followers aren’t real i don’t look ar it enough there’s probably a bunch of bots but#dnp#dan and phil#phan
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ppl on twitter be like “tumblr is boring” my brother in blogging you MADE the dashboard
#ik its probably not that deep but#do people just expect to be forcefed posts#RANDOM posts?#i know they might be used to it but why would they Want that.#anyway on the offchance that ur a twitter user whos confused on how tumblr works:#follow more ppl#serve yourself#look through tags for posts about the thing you like#use tags if you want your post to be seen#etc#txt#1k
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