#i love being a phannie

[blossoms-phan]

what a day eh

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[wdapteo]

"omg shipping ruined Dan and Phil's lives their fans are sick and evil!1!1" Dan and Phil publicly stated they're proud Phan won a poll against Jedus in the tumblr rpf tournament

[swiftlydnp]

hey, on a serious note, i am actually really fucking proud of dan for coming so far on his journey of accepting himself that he can openly post photos like that with confidence bearing in mind his current audience like he really worked hard to get to this point also he looks really fucking hot so i feel blessed actually like stfu about him being "a grown man" or 40 or whatever this man was in the closet for 10 years let him do weird gay things😭😭😭

[fer3112]

This video wold have killed 2012 Dan on the spot

[manchesterau]

dan's buss is ready for phil's big canon

they really posted that huh

and they coordinated posted about it on ig stories just to let us know which will be up for 24 hours btw i wonder what their friends and family think when they do shit like this

[forever-plz]

dan and phils editors getting involved in the fandom is so funny during wad seizer had an orange pfp and now for ywgttn kris has a yellow pfp😭😭

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

hey phannies i have something very important to tell you all

i lost the game

[blossoms-phan]

handed over all my data to some random website for much more telling stats that are once again a surprise to nobody (if you want to try)

@aterribleinfluence ft hehe

[phoutube]

vampire-email -> phoutube

happy pride month. new phan url

[pseudophan]

phannie twitter are delusional in all the wrong ways . they refuse to believe dan and phil are anything but friends without a spoken confirmation. they do however think dan and phil have created a private twitter account to stalk fans for a video because a private account has mass follower phannies (probably to simply engage with content they enjoy without posting). it is a battle every day on that website.

i think they do all assume dnp are together they just won't say it because for some reason they insist on policing each other in public while saying whatever the fuck in private, go figure, but yeah the way some of them add disclaimers to everything that might be construed as Shippy is so stupid. i saw a tweet earlier that was like 'just realised dnp tell each other i love you' and then followed it up with 'i don't mean this in a weird way btw!!' like ...... you are making this SO much weirder by saying that sdbhdsf what do you MEAN Not In A Weird Way ???? WHAT does that mean literally hello

but god yeah this whole Undercover Phan Account thing... yall phil accidentally followed a phannie literally like, a few days ago. they're snooping now and then but they're not doing any undercover phannie account shit, come on now. tons of people follow phannies to keep up without tweeting thats nothing new

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way too much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

[goldenpinof]

did you see that irl merch (aka Martyn) finally responded to someone who asked about the shoutouts from the cat calendar lottery 🎉? it's on twitter

apparently they should expect to receive the shoutouts in 7 days

yahhh, i think Zara also emailed him. (edit: op told me they emailed dnpshop customer service). you see what i mean? managers who must handle customer service don't really reply nowadays. if there's a problem and it has been a problem for a long time, Martyn is the one communicating with us. who knows for how long it's gonna be like that.

congrats to the winners! y'all will have videos with slits. i suppose, waiting was worth it 😂

[purplepuggy]

wifey would like us to add Phish (band) phans to the list of phandoms peacefully co-owning the term

previously known: Dan and Phil phans, Danny Phantom phans, and Phantom of the Opera phans

[kardulis]

YEEEESSSS LETS TALK ABOUT SHAWOL DAN BRINGING A PICTURE OF JONGHYUN INTO HIS BARBER LIKE GIMME THIS PWETTY PWEASE

that is literally my roman empire!!! and that one old ass livestream where he's singing snsd's gee live rent free in my head... dan howell do you want to go to the taemin concert with me 👉🏻👈🏻

[twopercentboy]

Someday you will find a fraction (or more!!) of what dnp have!! It might be a weird road but you will get there!! I met my fiancée during the pandemic at uni in the oddest way.

We were both assigned to a dorm that has shared bathrooms and the school moved us both over to the apartment-ones instead. THEN I got moved from my original room to the dorm with her ex. THEN some dumbass thought it would be smart to deep-fry an egg in the shell (idk lmao). She started a fire, we all evacuated, and fiancée and I met in the parking lot. Went back home and told her ex that “I want that one” and she helped orchestrate us hanging out. And now we’ve been living together for 4 years!

Life may throw love at you in the strangest of circumstances but it will come around :))

Aww thank you so much for the kind words! I know amazing & happy relationships are out there for me and it's just a matter of time ☺️ I know I'm young and there's plenty of life to live so I'm hopeful. my post was more just about how- idk, emotional? dan and phil make me lol been watching them since I was like 10/11/12 and seeing them grow and watching them Now, clearly very happy with their lives and with each other just makes me wish I had that type of domestic bliss with another man Already, but alas I'll have to wait and find someone to build that with 😔✊