#it's not his fault :(

[teaboot]

Local idiot placed in air jail for Bites Me crimes. Immediately retaliates with Farts In My Face. When will there be peace

[calciumyum]

Maybe it was just a misunderstanding... (check out part 1 here)

[seekingjamaharon]

currently thinking about this particular spirk dynamic

[nelkcats]

Case Study: Gotham

Seeing all the trouble that the ghosts had caused that year and how much they had affected his city, as a final project for the class, Mr. Lancer let his students investigate a haunted city, and see if it was really haunted or if they were just simple rumors.

It would probably have been considered unethical or dangerous a few months earlier, but in that case they had an important help: the ghosts. Now that they were at peace, and the GIW had been kicked out of Amity (literally, Danny didn't know how, but they couldn't get in, or near the ghosts in general) many of them offered to help with the investigation. Probably to combat their own boredom.

Of course, Danny chose the most rumored city of all: Gotham. He didn't know much about Gotham, as Amity preferred to isolate itself from the outside world and deal with it's own problems, but the stories had reached his ears. Sudden deaths, living cities, crazy clowns, shadow bats and more.

He asked some friends for help and they headed to the city. It was part of his project to explore after all. What he didn't expect was a zombie (was it a zombie or not?) walking in his direction very slowly. He got into a defensive position but the zombie... just steal a tire from Johnny's motorcycle, before start laughing and crying.

That was how he met Jason Todd. And accidentally regained his consciousness. He unfortunately didn't have time to focus on it, so he just dragged him into his investigation.

[unstorm4455]

Ryoga and Akari dates be like...

[spoopyandtired]

edgeworth big naturals

[gay-robot-boyfriends]

Nothing sus don't look at me

[will80sbyers]

[ladymarvel27]

Two latinas fighting for the podium

Meanwhile the third one:

Sadly, he drives for Ferrari and the other two for aston martin and red bull.

[2bluetwo85]

If they replace Logan after this, I will riot

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

thats because ian wasn’t going around fighting and biting people in his previous life so his hotness factor was being suppressed!!! it’s like seeing hibari kyouya be a good student!!

Ian:

[stupidvillainousposts]

Peace? In MY AU? Not for Long!

Soos: *Takes the Pups Into Town While Stan and Fidds are Working on the Portal*

Dipper: Thanks for the ride, Soos!

Soos: Ah, no problem, little dudes! I know you were getting bored just sitting in the shack. Plus, it's such a nice day! Why not bring you?

Mabel: I'm gonna go find new friends! *Starts to Run Off*

Soos, gripping Mabel's sweater: Whoa there, little sis! You gotta stay with me! *Laughs Nervously* I'm already breaking tons of Dad's rules by bringing you here.

Dipper: Really? Why?

Soos, trying to decide if he should lie: I... don't know. But Dad and Pop don't like going into town, and they're a little nervous about letting you come here.

Mabel: Then we should prove that we can handle it! We know you and Wendy, so if it's humans they're scared of, that's pretty silly.

Dipper, grabbing Soos' shirt: Plus, weren't they humans at one point?

Soos: *Nervously* Um... uh... LOOK! A PERSON!

Dipper and Mabel: *Turning to See* Where?! *See Pacifica*

Soos: Oh, not her.

Pacifica, noticing the trio: Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite group of people! *Points at Soos* Fat, *Points at Dipper* Creepy, *Points at Mabel* and Weird!

Mabel: Hey! That's not nice!

Pacifica: I wasn't trying to be.

Mabel: *Huffs and Crosses Her Arms*

Dipper, blushing lightly: H-hey, about that thing that happened-

Pacifica: You mean the time I caught you watching me like a creep?

Soos: Dipper, dude, you can't watch people, they don't like that.

Dipper: I wasn't watching her!

Pacifica, ignoring the conversation: *To Mabel* So, is this whole wolf costume thing part of your "Family charm" or is it just something you do to be quirky?

Mabel: What? We aren't wearing-

Soos, covering Mabel's mouth: Aren't wearing the best ones! They like to save those for holidays and stuff.

Pacifica: So it is a weird thing they do?

Mabel, slightly muffled: WE'RE RIGHT HERE!

Pacifica: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Anyway, I'm bored of you, so I'm gonna go now. *Turns and Starts to Walk Off* Bye weirdos!

Mabel: *Growls and Pushes Soos Back Before Chasing After Pacifica* WE'RE NOT WEIRD!

Pacifica: *Screams and Moves to Block an Attack*

Soos: *Jumps in Front of Pacifica and Takes a Bite to the Arm* GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!

Pacifica: *Runs Away*

Mabel: *Gasps and Backs Away* Soos, I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean- I wasn't trying to- I don't know why I did that!

Soos, making sure no one is close enough to harm the pups: *Voice Strained* It's fine, little sis. Come on, we gotta get home now. Dipper! In the cart!

Dipper: *Follows the Order Fearfully*

Soos: *Notices Shocked Bystanders and Picks Mabel Up to Get Her in the Cart Safely* Alright, that's enough Town for one day. Forever.

Soos drove the pups back home and promptly received a harsh lecture by two terrified Grunkles.

Word spread fast that day; It didn't take too long for the family to have more reasons to stay inside.

[as-thra]

stupid pretty boy... has never formed a single thought..... nothing behind those eyes....... he probably can't even read...

[sillygoofyqueer]

ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE, ANYONE, TO ASK ME ABOUT WHICH GODS I HEADCANON SOME OF THE WELL-KNOWN SANSES TO BE

[podcastwizard]

doing the thing where i don't reveal one of my pov character's hair colors until several chapters in so readers who already have a picture in their heads can go "actually, NO THANK YOU" as is tradition

[lennadanvers]

Yes, Your Honor, my client did commit the murder. But, in his defense, he's babygirl.