#it's not his fault :(

[teaboot]

Local idiot placed in air jail for Bites Me crimes. Immediately retaliates with Farts In My Face. When will there be peace

[calciumyum]

Maybe it was just a misunderstanding... (check out part 1 here)

[theemeraldwings]

MF be like "Leandros should have gone to a chaplain or libarian and handled his suspicions of Titus in-house", and you know what? I get that. There's precedent for it. I remember reading about this big incident at the end of the Great Crusade where space marines handled suspicions of heresy in-house. I don't quite remember the name. Something starting with an "H", I think.

[spoopyandtired]

edgeworth big naturals

[meanbihexual]

WIP Wednesday Tuesday

Since I've managed a lot of writing today, and there's no guarantee that my body will let that continue into tomorrow, have an early WIP snippet.

[twoastricts]

Got bored in class today so I drew fan art of my own fanfic! New chapter is out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64162714/chapters/164877487#workskin

More pics below cut

[wrathbit]

guys, don't make fun of peter's ass :(

[ladymarvel27]

Two latinas fighting for the podium

Meanwhile the third one:

Sadly, he drives for Ferrari and the other two for aston martin and red bull.

[2bluetwo85]

If they replace Logan after this, I will riot

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

thats because ian wasn’t going around fighting and biting people in his previous life so his hotness factor was being suppressed!!! it’s like seeing hibari kyouya be a good student!!

Ian:

[stupidvillainousposts]

Peace? In MY AU? Not for Long!

Soos: *Takes the Pups Into Town While Stan and Fidds are Working on the Portal*

Dipper: Thanks for the ride, Soos!

Soos: Ah, no problem, little dudes! I know you were getting bored just sitting in the shack. Plus, it's such a nice day! Why not bring you?

Mabel: I'm gonna go find new friends! *Starts to Run Off*

Soos, gripping Mabel's sweater: Whoa there, little sis! You gotta stay with me! *Laughs Nervously* I'm already breaking tons of Dad's rules by bringing you here.

Dipper: Really? Why?

Soos, trying to decide if he should lie: I... don't know. But Dad and Pop don't like going into town, and they're a little nervous about letting you come here.

Mabel: Then we should prove that we can handle it! We know you and Wendy, so if it's humans they're scared of, that's pretty silly.

Dipper, grabbing Soos' shirt: Plus, weren't they humans at one point?

Soos: *Nervously* Um... uh... LOOK! A PERSON!

Dipper and Mabel: *Turning to See* Where?! *See Pacifica*

Soos: Oh, not her.

Pacifica, noticing the trio: Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite group of people! *Points at Soos* Fat, *Points at Dipper* Creepy, *Points at Mabel* and Weird!

Mabel: Hey! That's not nice!

Pacifica: I wasn't trying to be.

Mabel: *Huffs and Crosses Her Arms*

Dipper, blushing lightly: H-hey, about that thing that happened-

Pacifica: You mean the time I caught you watching me like a creep?

Soos: Dipper, dude, you can't watch people, they don't like that.

Dipper: I wasn't watching her!

Pacifica, ignoring the conversation: *To Mabel* So, is this whole wolf costume thing part of your "Family charm" or is it just something you do to be quirky?

Mabel: What? We aren't wearing-

Soos, covering Mabel's mouth: Aren't wearing the best ones! They like to save those for holidays and stuff.

Pacifica: So it is a weird thing they do?

Mabel, slightly muffled: WE'RE RIGHT HERE!

Pacifica: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Anyway, I'm bored of you, so I'm gonna go now. *Turns and Starts to Walk Off* Bye weirdos!

Mabel: *Growls and Pushes Soos Back Before Chasing After Pacifica* WE'RE NOT WEIRD!

Pacifica: *Screams and Moves to Block an Attack*

Soos: *Jumps in Front of Pacifica and Takes a Bite to the Arm* GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!

Pacifica: *Runs Away*

Mabel: *Gasps and Backs Away* Soos, I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean- I wasn't trying to- I don't know why I did that!

Soos, making sure no one is close enough to harm the pups: *Voice Strained* It's fine, little sis. Come on, we gotta get home now. Dipper! In the cart!

Dipper: *Follows the Order Fearfully*

Soos: *Notices Shocked Bystanders and Picks Mabel Up to Get Her in the Cart Safely* Alright, that's enough Town for one day. Forever.

Soos drove the pups back home and promptly received a harsh lecture by two terrified Grunkles.

Word spread fast that day; It didn't take too long for the family to have more reasons to stay inside.

[sillygoofyqueer]

ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE, ANYONE, TO ASK ME ABOUT WHICH GODS I HEADCANON SOME OF THE WELL-KNOWN SANSES TO BE

[megkuna]

love kenobi to death but sometimes it's so frustrating when i want to get off work to just read a book in peace and quiet and i can't go more than 5 minutes without him begging to play.

and by the time we're done i'm too sleepy for anything else.

[podcastwizard]

doing the thing where i don't reveal one of my pov character's hair colors until several chapters in so readers who already have a picture in their heads can go "actually, NO THANK YOU" as is tradition

[itachi86]

my poor baby allanon he so doesn't deserve all this hate everyone's giving him

[negrowhat]

Win the lead singer seems a lil jelly that God has all the juice...even with that ugly pink mask on.