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Win the lead singer seems a lil jelly that God has all the juice...even with that ugly pink mask on.
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me and the
the polycule
#couldn’t help myself#i love and hate being a multi shipper#because i can make shit like this 😭#but also idk if people think it’s weird or not……#berdly is only there because he’s dating kris… the others tolerate him#deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#noelle holiday#berdly deltarune#suselle#kriselle#krusie#kerdly#kris got all the hoes DAYUM#berdly would call them a rizzler
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HE'S SO SWEET 😭😭😭
#Barbatos is over here about to cry bc he's so proud of his son and loves him very much 🥹#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall we date obey me#om! shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me screenshot#obey me diavolo#diavolo obey me#diavolo om#om diavolo#om! diavolo#barbatos obey me#obey me barbatos#om barbatos#barbatos om#om! barbatos#obey-me-hoe-posts
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me and @7roaches on aggie
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#my art#mimi moo#utmv#fresh sans#nightmare sans#< our sonas technically but his is more unique n im jus straight up fresh lol#i love making fresh creepy n uncanny none of u hoes ever know what to do wit him#dont tag as nm x fresh ill slaughter you
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Imagine being new to the Justice League and being assigned to Bat Carrying Duty.
Like, it’s the end of the battle and everyone’s getting ready to go back to the Hall of Justice for some ret-con or something, and Green Lantern turns to this terrified newbie and tells them to go pick up Batman. Why? Because the Bat-plane got hit and that bitch can’t fly, so he needs to get back to headquarters somehow.
And this poor baby superhero has to awkwardly go over to Batman and try to pick him up, all while Batman’s grumbling about the League’s incompetence and telling this kid not to touch his utility belt bc of they press the wrong thing it might explode. This kid then has to bridal-carry the fucking Batman across state lines, enduring what is the most painfully awkward silence in all of human history. And the whole time this newbie is praying that they don’t drop Batman bc that would piss Bat’s off and that in turn would piss Superman off—and that’s a recipe for disaster.
But then they finally get back to the Hall of Justice and the entire league is there laughing their assess off bc apparently getting assigned to carry around the League’s resident Scary Human is an initiation ritual/hazing thing.
And the kid is red in the face the entire time. Batman is unamused
#this works on like every new leaguer except for Jon Kent bc he’s so used to carrying Damian that Bruce is actually less scary by comparison#all the unpowered new leaguers (or the ones that can’t fly) instead get assigned monitor duty with Bat’s#which honestly might be more terrifying#anyway they’re probably shitting their pants bc this is BATMAN and they can’t drop this hoe he’s like the main strategist#also Superman is lowkey in love with him and he’d probably lose it if Batman died bc he fell like 200 ft#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfamily headcannons#clark kent#justice league crack#justice league headcanon#justice league#dick grayson#Jon Kent#this is so crack#dc characters
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Hold the dnucki
And bonus:
[ID: 6 images of Fakir picking up Duck, mostly as a bird but sometimes as a girl, plus a bonus image of Fakir and Duck floating in the lake with his arms wrapped around her waist. End ID]
#i love hoe he just picks her up and carries her around#nobody else does it like him#princess tutu#fakiru
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Shanks in is ✨brat✨ era craves men that can put him in his place
#my art#fan art#one piece#shanks#akagami no shanks#shanks x marco#marshanks#shuggy#mishanks#bennshanks#that man is a hoe and I love him#my favourite revolving door
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i imagine lucien has a warm voice. i can't really explain it, but it just makes sense for his voice to be like bathing in the sun or sitting near a fireplace after a cold day.
#acotar#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#lucien acotar#lucien#vanserra#lucien spell cleaver#pro lucien#lucien supremacy#i love lucien#lucien is so hot#i cant#i just love him so much#and i'm a#hoe for lucien#it is what it is
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WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????
He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl
ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭
#I’m not sure how Colt and Zach would get along I’m ngl#of course Colt is all cuddly n shit with animals when he’s alone with them because it’s in his natuRE#and ye s—- Colt gets royally embarrassed every time Zach walks in on him baby talking the pigs while they munch away on his skin#it’s not like he’s not used to getting chewed on anyway couGH ROB COUGH#but anywaY mob Zach is fuckin S teir and looks like a sassy hoe I love him#mob Zachary#mob Betsy#welcome home oc#welcome home#welcome home mob au#mob colt cattlemen#welcome home mob au fanart
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2 things. 1, squip totally makes fun of jeremy like this , no i don't take criticism. 2, my tragic flaw is that I think way too hard about the logistics of how squip works
#as in like#the squip probably taps into jeremys brain to make him essentially hallucinate#and i was also tjimking about hoe that would work in a mirror#hypothetically hed probably only have the ears where he can see them#idk how to explain this 💔#either way!!! squip is such a bitch and jeremy is jsut a scared little bunny </3#someone protect this poor boy#the whole “easily startlrd” thing sprouted from when i said that onr hc that squip can choose whether or not to appear to jeremy#i think its hilarious#love these stupid bitches#bmc#be more chill#jeremy heere#squip#pink_toons arts
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men what’s stopping u from being chris sturniolo
#more men should b like him#n matt n nick too#like fr u hoes need to take notes#they are such well raised men#such genuinely great dudes#love em 2 death#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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Fuck off Lil Shit I'm tryin' to work
#sans#my art#sans au#undertale au#caycantdoodle#underfell sans#edgy bitty#cay's bitty#lil shit moment#lil man bittybones#he won't let me work#stole my pen#had to find it#little fucker#i love him but he's an attention hoe
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sir what r you doing there??? hot though
#is this where this hoe was driving off to end of s4??#bro just needed a long vacay after the shit he’s seen#i love him and i’m scared for him#mera talks .ᐟ 𝜗𝜚 ⋆. ˚#billy butcher#karl urban
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Another "Spotlight on Sam" from Google Photos.
#I'd be so embarrassed if i ever meet him in person#omg#sam hazeldine#i love him.#oops your kink is showing#yikes#simp or hoe#google photos#spotlight#Coriolanus#the war below#baddydaddy
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Hwang Da Seul really gave me another sunshine character who I would kill for and the dude he is desperately in love with who I wanna kill.


These men just out here hurting my boys for reasons.

Sin fell in love one winter, and has now been loving that man for TWELVE YEARS, yet Do Hoe has been living in the same neighborhood as my boy FOR YEARS and can't even have a conversation. No hi, bye, or even "fuck you." NOTHING!

But he's been speaking to him?! His former best friend and bully?! HIM?!

Apologize to my boy Sin right now, Do Hoe!

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
#let free the curse of taekwondo#uncovering the curse of taekwondo#Sin is going to love him anyway#but I'll hold this grudge#TWELVE YEARS!#My boy has been loving that man for twelve years#and Do Hoe couldn't even say 'sup?'#it's on sight#meet me in the Texas Chicken parking lot
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