#it's moxxie day

[fantaatix]

it's moxxie day

you know what that means

i remember having a moment after i saw this calendar when the full moon first came out because aww look blitz makes time for his friends outside of work

and then i had another moment once apology tour came out because if that episode takes place on october 31st, full moon might take place in september, specifically in 2023

and if THAT's the case, then september 10th could very well be moxxie's birthday!! cos he's a virgo!!! yippee!!!!

okay that's not all this post is about but i didn't have it done in time for the weekend (fever things yay)

usually when i make these posts they pop into my mind as a header and the header for this one would've been "you ever notice how moxxie has trouble with running?"

but obviously that's kind of a boring ass post on it's own so i also talk about strengths/weaknesses, specifically in moxxie's case

"moxxie has trouble with running?" yeah, i think it's a fair claim

i'm pretty sure he has the most time spent running out of the entire cast, actually, but i'm cutting this post really close to midnight and i'll be damned if this doesn't go up on MOXXIE DAY on the MOXXIE RANT ACCOUNT during VIRGO SEASON

evidence:

murder family

-you can hear him panting during this little shot but it isn't heard when he runs back to the house later in the episode

loo loo land

-panting isn't heard but it's certainly seen

harvest moon

-emphasized how much trouble he has keeping up with blitz and striker

-i won't count the panting here since he was literally just being choked out but. running!

also, kind of unrelated: striker is literally backing him into a corner before this. scratches the door, closes it, backs him up against the desk--you know, signs someone's about to attack you?

but moxxie's still caught off guard, even though he mentions having an "instant dislike" of striker on first meet, and even though he's very skilled at dodging most projectiles.

so it's not that he can't detect oncoming danger, i think it's that it depends on the context in which the danger comes at him. moxxie can't tell that striker is intending threaten him through body language alone, he needs to go into a fight knowing that a fight is going to happen in the first place.

in cherub, the cherubs literally pull out angelic crossbows so it's fair to say moxxie's guard was up as soon as they got hostile. and also they all just indulged in blitz's wonderful mannerism of intentionally pissing people off for the sillies (and sometimes for the not-so-sillies), so he probably saw this coming anyways.

in truth seekers, blitz tackles moxxie to the ground so he doesn't get shot, but it only takes the portal being closed for him to go into fight-mode. in a similar fashion, blitz only tries to fight the agents after moxxie is shot with the tranquilizer. otherwise he's running away.

where did you learn parkour, little man.

but my last backing points about the running thing which kind of ties into what i'm saying here;

mission: antarctica

-they're all running from the hoard of penguins but moxxie falls behind millie and blitz

-millie seems to take notice of this and helps him run up the steps saying "mox, come on!"

think about that for a second. that doesn't seem like a line they wrote in initially, it sounds like something they added in after they saw the storyboards. moxxie falling behind isn't a detail super important in the context of the short, but could be an important detail overall.

especially if you compare this to the heist scene in exes and oohs. difference being chaz didn't stop to help moxxie but millie does.

so yadda yadda yadda, you could blame this all on coincidence but i think it's an implied struggle. solid "your curses are your blessings and vice versa" kind of thing we have going on here. your flaws are often correlated to your strengths.

to build on that idea, moxxie's an accurate and precise shooter but he lacks in physical strength compared to millie and blitz. moxxie's very agile (dude literally has no scars) but he has trouble running for long periods of time. he's great at finance and filing paperwork but it doesn't seem like he enjoys it.

he's got all these great skills but he has low self-esteem and an inferiority complex.

back on that striker point from earlier, moxxie's not so great at reading the room but he's pretty great at reading individuals.

-first meet with striker and he already has an instant dislike of him.

-gets thrown into jail and gets celled with a stranger but has an instant trust of him because he mentions his daughter.

-the ENTIRE drug trip sequence from truth seekers??? that almost 1-1 read he has on blitz, especially compared to blitz's interpretation of moxxie in HIS drug sequence? do you get what i'm saying here?

HMM i wonder why that might be??? surely not an ability he developed from his childhood??? or after being used/abandoned by chaz??? and all that quality time with his Papa??? surely not??????

okay i got it all out. happy birthday you little gremlin freak

[birdy-babe]

SALLY MAY CONFIRMED LESBIAN🧡🤍💗

LOONA CONFIRMED BI💗💜💙

OCTAVIA CONFIRMED ACE🖤🤍💜

BARBIE, VEROSIKA, BLITZ, OZZIE, BEE CONFIRMED PAN💗💛💙

STOLAS, ANDREALPHUS, VASSAGO, FIZZ CONFIRMED GAY💙💚🤍💜🏳️‍🌈

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE Y’ALL

[dragon-spaghetti]

Happy New Year 🎉 here's to a wonderful 2024!!

(Please click for better quality I had a fight for my life w this one it took more than 12 hours 🥲)

[paprikaries]

"The sincere friend" _ WIP UPDATE Fanart: Blitz(o)/Mox(xi) From: HelluvaBoss (Spindlehorse studio / Vivziepop)

If the dialogues sound a bit odd it's because I probably suck at english and I didn't correct the lines yet. 🤣😅 Jeez, I'm lazy...

[cm-matz]

🩶 30-Day HELLVERSE Challenge 🩶

Day 3: Favorite Ship

There’s a couple of them, soo…

#1, aka my OTP, aka the main two reasons why my brain chemistry has been permanently altered by this silly little show…

LITERALLY me 24/7 rn:

#2 goes these babes for having the literal textbook definition of a green flag relationship:

but alsooo… size difference, anyone? 👀

#3 goes to this being the perfect example of the only dynamic acceptable in hetero ships: he is a soft nerdy loverboy & she is badass fiery violent & unhinged, & THEY ARE COMPLETELY & UTTERLY OBSESSED W/ EACH OTHER ❤️

ps - I also just really love that they’re already married when the show starts 🥰

and #4 is for my lover girlies💕 bcuz I am a bisexual woman & a girl’s girl at heart🩷

Just realized all my ships are CANON (Stolitz still not being 100% confirmed is already causing too much emotional turmoil for me lol), so here are some honorable mentions, bcuz these AREN’T canon (YET??) :

Day 4: Least Favorite Ship

Do NOT even get me STARTED on how sick I get to my stomach when I see fanart of these two being in a happy relationship 🤢🤢

(all credits go to the original artists for each of fhe pics, i found them all on pinterest!!)

[nedeeress]

Today is Bi visibility day ☺️

You are all valid and an important part of the community, regardless of your experience and whether you are out of the closet or not 💗💜💙

[namekian-maoh]

💖 Valentine's Day Pin-Up 💖

[stolitzfamily]

💕 Happy Valentines Day 💕

Stolitz:

Anthusker (Huskerdust):

Moxillie:

Chaggie:

Beetex:

Snakebomb:

Fizzmodeus:

Other:

Lootex (AU):

[comfort-clubhouse]

Happy (Late) Valentine's Day to my most favourite fictuonal couples and my most favourite characters!!!

[aesfocus]

rotating him in my mind.

I can not find this mans clothing for the life of me this might be a ru to eng issue, or it could be that I'm just not looking in the right area. While I could have applied his normals and spec maps to this model I didn't.

Anyways have some spinning Heinrix models as I scream into the void.

[sapphosmagicalgirls]

"She's the maniac for me" ❤🩸

Bitober day 7 : Moxxie & Millie

[cthulhuwritesstuff]

Moxxie, baby, you do know deepthroating his whole hand was a bit excessive and potentially unnecessary, right?

… Right?

[loki-god-of-mischief-13]

I know it’s late but finished the artwork for bi visibility day

[krotiation]

You asked me about Susan but I'm curious of your thoughts on Timothy in Pre Sequel comparisment to Moxxi BL3 DLC if it's OKI!! I love reading your interpretations sm 😭💕💕

OH BOY WHERE DO I START

I think the main difference is the fact that Tim is a bit jaded in bl3. This guy is living out of pure spite at this point and refuses to die in the casino, just like he refused to die on Elpis. Actually, he’s always refused to die for Jack or any Jack-related reasons, but the core reason for it is different. In tps Tim’s biggest qualm with Jack was the fact that he just didn’t like him which became more and more apparent as he continued helping him. Bl3 Tim has realized that he wasn’t just working for Jack, he was in servitude to him

Jack wanted Tim to kill people, so he did that. Jack wanted Tim at the casino, so he went there. Jack wanted Tim to become a pornstar, so he became one. Jack, Jack, Jack, everything was for Jack. The least he could do was die for himself, away from the casino and anything relating to Hyperion

Another thing I immediately took note of was how he sleeps around at the casino which is actually really interesting to me since that’s very much a Jack Thing to do, and you’d think that Tim would try to be as less like Jack as possible. Tim doesn’t seem to be that much of a casanova in tps, only flirting (and failing) with Moxxi, but even then it was because he thinks she’s pretty, not just because he wanted to sleep with her. I imagine Tim gets lonely at the casino since he’s always on the run and some hanky panky is a way for him to not only feel less so but also to distract himself from his whole situation. Tps Tim is, to me, the type of guy who gets flustered when someone thinks he’s coming onto them, whereas bl3 Tim is much more familiar with casual sex thanks to his job

BUT ALSO speaking of Moxxi, there are still similarities. Tim is still an awkward dork when it comes to people he really likes and that shows with how giddy he got when he was gonna talk to Moxxi (and how he completely fumbled it at first). He DEFINITELY thought about her a lot and rehearsed lines that he would say to her which is probably another coping mechanism to him. “Gotta leave the casino or you’ll never be able to tell Moxxi how you feel” type of gooey schmooey stuff. Tim is overall more passive aggressive in bl3 and holds a grudge against Lilith for vault punching Jack which lead Tim to get scarred as well, but he never judged Moxxi for viewing him as collateral damage on Helios and almost getting him killed. If there’s anything Tim is really good at it’s being in denial!!

Aside from all this Tim is just way more comfortable at what he does, even if he doesn’t necessarily like it. In tps he considers the dopplegänger program worth it at times because he’s getting good in combat, but there’s a cognitive dissonance there. Bl3 Tim is, again, jaded. He still doesn’t like killing people, but this time it’s about self preservation, not doing someone else’s dirty work because you can’t pay your student loans (god does he miss worrying about student loans)

[bi-thot-daughter]

Helluva Boss Valentines😈❤️

Please feel free to use

[carrythatwayt]

Helluva new favorite show.