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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

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HIS FACE HERE, I literally CANNOT it’s so funny

like look at him I am in tears 😭🤣

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YES FUCKING THANK YOU !!!!!!! sorry not sorry but there is no fkn way that Millie would ever cheat on Moxxie, she is literally ride or die LOYAL to her hubby; PLUS, when Blitzø says they’re not gonna go thru w/ the job, Millie literally says “didn’t he cheat or something??” - implying that the guy deserved death bcuz he was a cheater. SO.

HELLUVA BOSS SINSMAS SPOILERS

I can't believe this is a sentence I have to type but

a woman crying and not knowing what to do when she finds out she's pregnant doesn't mean she must have cheated on her spouse

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as someone who has a kiddo, i clocked it when millie just throws up out of nowhere, but it was her being so aggressive towards moxxie then IMMEDIATELY going “i’m sorry, i dont know what’s wrong with me today” that made me know for sure she was preggers. i was the exact same way when i was pregnant lmao

Seeing cis men react to the episode and not IMMEDIATELY getting that Millie is pregnant after she pukes is wild to me haha

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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🩶 30-Day HELLVERSE Challenge 🩶

Day 3: Favorite Ship

There’s a couple of them, soo…

#1, aka my OTP, aka the main two reasons why my brain chemistry has been permanently altered by this silly little show…

LITERALLY me 24/7 rn:

#2 goes these babes for having the literal textbook definition of a green flag relationship:

but alsooo… size difference, anyone? 👀

#3 goes to this being the perfect example of the only dynamic acceptable in hetero ships: he is a soft nerdy loverboy & she is badass fiery violent & unhinged, & THEY ARE COMPLETELY & UTTERLY OBSESSED W/ EACH OTHER ❤️

ps - I also just really love that they’re already married when the show starts 🥰

and #4 is for my lover girlies💕 bcuz I am a bisexual woman & a girl’s girl at heart🩷

Just realized all my ships are CANON (Stolitz still not being 100% confirmed is already causing too much emotional turmoil for me lol), so here are some honorable mentions, bcuz these AREN’T canon (YET??) :

Day 4: Least Favorite Ship

Do NOT even get me STARTED on how sick I get to my stomach when I see fanart of these two being in a happy relationship 🤢🤢

(all credits go to the original artists for each of fhe pics, i found them all on pinterest!!)

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🩶 30-Day HELLVERSE Challenge 🩶

the hyperfixation is still too damn strong with this one, so I’m doing this challenge to (hopefull) help ease the insanity a little 🩶

Day 1: Favorite Female Character

I gotta say that, of all the bad bitches on both these shows, I can’t bring myself to actually choose just one, so the honor goes equally to these 4!!

Day 2: Favorite Male Character

Moving on to my fave male… this character LITERALLY smacked me upside the head & I’ve been clutching him with my death grip ever since lol

And ofc had to include my fave from Hazbin too !!

(all credits go to the original artists for each of fhe pics, i found them all on pinterest!!)

PS - lol, can you tell what my types are (as a bisexual) from just the pictures in this post alone? Charlie being the only outlier, I love my women to be sassy, sarcastic, cranky, irritable, quick to anger, even quicker to violence, & definitely also a lil unhinged💕 and I love my men to be two things above all else: Tall; and, despite being so tall, an absolute Twink 🥰

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When will antis stop tagging their hate rants about the thing they hate with the actual tag for the ship. Don’t do that. People are in the tag because they LOVE something and don’t want to see your hate in a tag that’s supposed to be fun. “But how will people see my post” believe me. People who hate the ship as much as you are NOT in the tag. The only people who come across it will be people disagreeing with you.

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a silly redraw I spent way too much time on lmao

alternative ending:

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Me, trying to do my own thing:

My brain, hyped up on hyperfixtion fuel and anticipation: I AM THE MASTERMIND, THE HAND THAT HOLDS THE STRIIIIINGS 🗣️

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I had to do that… it’s just smol silly Stols >:з

Reference:

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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

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they were literally born to voice them 😭

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Next time you're listening to "Look My Way" and fighting back tears at the sheer scope and beauty of the song, remember that Stolas is sobbing and absolutely pouring his heart out about this guy:

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I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.

This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.

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does he know he gets ten times hotter when he looks insane