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Crazy over them. No excuses

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the venn diagram of epic the musical fans and hamilton fans is a circle

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so i went on a rampage wasted 10 minutes of life. here have some low-quality, overused memes:

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Antinous: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Odysseus: Ohh, I’m the only one that matters. See, you messed with my son and wife, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!

Suitors:

Hermes: Well this just got interesting.

Telemachus: It’s fuck you up, father.

Odysseus: Wait, what did I say?

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All I hear are screeeamsss every time I dare to close my eyes...I no longer dreeeeeam only nightmaress that I will wriiite...nothings what it seeeems (nothings what it seeems) But where there is fluff, angst will always be close behind...angst is always close behind- down in the archive-

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I have officially become obsessed with epic the musical

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my personal favorite moments from the listening party/live stream

Jay cradling Mico in the horse and the infant and then dropping him off a roof:

Luke as the cyclops terrorizing the soldiers with his club pillow:

Mason pretending to be Poseidon with a FORK 🔱

Jay and Talya being dramatic in their duet in Done For

then switching their roles in "there are other ways" (Talya was singing ody's lines and Jay trying to seduce her as circe lmao)

Mico dressing up like a ghost for Polites' part in "the underworld" and surprising jay 😭

Jay and his mom during her part in "the underworld" 🥹❤️

Jay and Mason waltzing ???? while singing their duet in "no longer you" 😭😭😭

HE DID THE EAR THING WHILE SINGING "PENELOPE WHY YOU KNOW I'M TOO SHY👉👈"

them softies cried for the entirety of "I Can't Help but Wonder" 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I LOVE THIS CAST SO MUCH

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Easily my favourite moment in Epic

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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

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im so tired so here's a recap of what trump did today summarized and probably incomplete because we are in super hell:

End birthright citizenship (a.k.a the 14th amendment)

Remove the legal existence of non-binary people

Withdraw from the world health organization

pardon jan 6 people