#it's funny you bring it up tho because i was just thinking about them!
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#George can fix his own dinner sorry itās for couples only (via @didwemeetsomewherebefore)
#steak and spuds#but none for George huh?#I would love to have heard John's 'indignant' voice#real indignant or mock indignant? (via @crepesuzette2023)
#a regular LITTLE HOUSEWIFE!!!#also his and johns dinner#LMAO literally only cooking for John like#George is right fucking there#but Iāve always loved to think of them in Paulās house and Paulās out here with his little apron making John his tea#so honestly this only confirms that image#Iām dying itās so funny#Johns like donāt point it out to him then heās gonna stop being my little wifey#I wish heād answer tho#WAS IT COMMON JOHN š¤ (via @sleeper9)
#has probably cooked for john since they were teenagers and now people are calling them weird for it#anyway I love the domesticity of it#everyone needs a work wife (via @javelinbk)
#cooking a steak for his husband after a long day of being rock stars#a single mom who works two jobs etc (via @backbenttulips)
#let him cook (literally) (via @elena-ferrante)
#paul being a little campy fork found in kitchen (via @hamyilton)
#ay el amor#perhaps affectionately (via @alwaysreturntome)
#they're in a penthouse where obviously the thing to do would be room service#especially in 1964 where that sort of thing was still new and exciting#Also the fact that George is sitting right there and Paul's not making him dinner I'm dead#Where was Ringo I wonder#But really it makes me think of how Paul talks about being good at scrambled eggs and mashed potatoes and not much else#He likes to be Linda's sue chef and chop things up and hang out with her while she's cooking but she's the one who loves it#And yet here he is cooking for John in a penthouse#Why is it so important for him to maintain gender roles in at least the media perception of his marriage?#Because of comments like this?#Or maybe Linda really was just so many worlds better at cooking and loved it so much like they always assert (via @m1ssunderstanding)
not especially new in 64 but maybe for them newly famous with money
#does george just not eat (via @supersonic1994)
no he alwys does and that's why it's funny
#they let george STARVE š (via @gardenwalrus)
#also John āI love to play it faggyā lennon finding THAT funny is honestly hilarious lol (via @cocaineskinny909)
#its ok if he does john donāt be embarrassed (via @beatlesmenrock)
#Iām going to imagine that Paul turned round and gave George $5#and said āgo ask the hotel kitchen to make you a sandwichā#āand donāt come back for a whileā#āmommyās going to give daddy a special adult kiss on his trousersā (via @didwemeetsomewherebefore)
#''it sounds funny'' yes it does john. yes it does (via @moptopper)
#also obligatory#what's libel about calling paul camp? (via @saturn-iidae)
#secure men could chuckle at their boy best friend bring called their little housewife (via @paulscunt)
#and yet the regular little housewife apparently forgot to cook something for their kids aka george and ringo lmao (via @innitmarvellous)
#pauls a mummy#johns mummy (via @beatlesyurii)
#this book is out next week and Iām really interested to know what the source for this is considering Malcolm Searle died in 2008#by which I meanā¦I wonder if audio exists (via @delightfullyatomicfest)
#*heavy italian accent* what? no steak for george? (via @maccaritamondays)
#1) paul only cooking for john and leaving george and ringo to starve in a cardboard box on the side of the road#2) where did he get a little apron when they were on tour#3) he really just wanted to be someone's wife so fucking bad (via @ozymandiasdirge)
#how much do you wanna bet this was a money saving thing#like george is there eating some nice takeout and paul's stirring potatoes saying ''you're wasting all your money. right john???'' (via @moptopper)
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When We Was Fab: Inside the Beatles Australasian Tour 1964 by Andy Neill and Greg Armstrong
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#John didn't have the issue with the question inasmuch as how it was said lmao#the answer is probably yes. yes Paul probably cooked for him often#<- prev#lm words#playfully camp
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reading Krakoa era out of order bc reading lists online make it confusing and my local library only has so many books
just as god intended right on my friend you're doing everything right and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
#snap chats#the key to reading comic books isnt to read them in order or even all of them just the ones you like#until eventually someone tells you some wack as hell fact about an issue and then you go read that one#many such cases why do you think i picked up onslaught revelation. cause that fucker is back#why do you think i picked up wolverine number 3 because my beautiful wife is hammered for two pages in it#brother was just talkin to me casually bout onslaught one day and i was like NO FUCKIN WAY thats how you do it !!!!!!!!#like the first krakoa story i read technically was resurrection of magneto followed by the trial of magneto#clearly we see i had an agenda vjALKJKLAJ BUT STILL#it was STILL a really good run ... i could piece together enough of the background before then and really enjoyed it on its own#with that said tho it was very cool/funny to see crumbs Of trial of magneto in way of x#BUT NOW I HAVE LEGION OF X HAHAAAA i cant wait to properly sit and read it ..... after i get through my New Mutants issues ....#i got those a while ago but i kept putting off reading them ... oops ..... i read the first one at least#i was gonna say something but i forgot. oh no i didnt i remember thats what i love about comic books#because theres So Many and so many timelines and stories it invites a lot of community interaction#just to be like 'oh hey did you know This happened in This issue you should check it out'. thats beautiful#even if. its to talk about utter dog shit like she lies with angels BUT STILL ITS COMMUNITY !!!!! we can be lovers AND haters together <3#its why i love getting physical comics too. i mean i dont have friends or people who visit me LOL#but i like the idea of bringing up what i have and letting people borrow it. community ......
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Party (group) party (celebratory)! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pokemon#Gyrados#Ninetales#Sableye#Ampharos#Banette#Politoed#Pikachu#The lot! Mostly my SoulSilver guys but a kind of general mishmash of nostalgia and aiming-fors#Even tho I played Yellow when I was quite a bit younger I never beat it or got particularly attached to my 'mon and ended up selling it#Mistake I know blame the folly of youth lol#So I really consider Soul Silver as my ''first'' game - though I beat X before SS pfft just can't make it simple eh!#But I got veryyy attached to my SSteam <3 It's fun to watch them grow in the photo album! Can see most of them as babies :D#I ended up with a Vulpix named Beauty since Ninetales is my favourite Pokemon <3 I knew she'd grow into a beauty! Thusly named#And a Magikarp that I thought would be ironically funny to name Beast because well - y'know lol#Did not even occur to me Once that they'd be Beauty and Beast haha - the reasoning is so strongly connected it just didn't register!#They're a fun duo :) Fire and Water Fish and Fox hehe <3 Cute lads!#Group of four was speculations about building a really ideal team for me - Mareep Line Obviously and Ninetales goes without saying#Sableye is another really obvious one lol I love Sableye so muuuuchhhh aghhh <3 <3#Banette wouldn't exactly fill in many gaps but I've always leaned more towards Ghost and Psychic types#The Politoed doodles were just for funsies tho lol I really can't decide on a Water type I like that I haven't already exhausted!#They're silly little frog guys which I do enjoy haha#Probably not my personal pick but I like them :)#The aforementioned Yellow playthrough had me with a Pikachu I named Sparks which I then wrote fanfic about haha#Baby's first fanfic and fanart were both Pokemon! I have no idea where it'd be now as it was in a notebook but I remember the gist at least#Thought it'd be nice to bring him back to visit <3#And then some silly ones for myself lol what's a good trainer pose!#I think they're all silly lol but I do like the middle one :D#I'd love a Pokeball shirt like that! All the Pokemon things pls and thank you!
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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age š and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo
#is this readable? i hope not ā¤ļø#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult#i really am crazy lol#i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help#and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot#and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso#and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago#and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same#or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he#was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt#as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it#i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up#but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me#just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever#like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up#how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy#its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning š day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny
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Astrology Observations Pt. 9 š³
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DISCLAIMER: These are just my personal observations and are meant for entertainment purposes only; it may not resonate with everyone due to the nuances of astrology. Please respect my work and avoid copying or stealing it. Enjoy reading!!
š³ mercury-mc aspects and people perceiving you as a naturally funny and smart person, SUPER WITTY too. Also could be someone who is known to gossip aroundš¤š!!
š³ venus-uranus aspects in the natal makes the native attracted to people who are ādifferentā from them, say they like people from different cultures from themselves, or different styles or thereās something different about the ppl they like! possibly because of the level of intrigue they bringš¤Ø
š³ merc-pluto aspects and lowkey (or highkey lmfao) having a superiority complex and thinking youāre better than others especially if you have fire signs in the chart toošš, donāt blame yāall tbh, yāall are THAT bitch frš
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š³ I read somewhere that the placement of a tattoo is believed to activate the energy of that specific area. For instance, getting a tattoo on your arms, hands, or fingers is said to enhance communication. One example I can think of is Jungkook from BTS, his entire arm is covered in tattoos, which aligns with his role as a singer and could symbolize enhanced communication skills š¤
š³ wherever chiron is placed can show what you can do to heal on a deeper level, for instance chiron in the 8th and 12th house, please go deep into spirituality - practice meditation, mindfulness, tarot and another esoteric practices, you will genuinely feel healed.
š³ whenever venus is in retrograde and you have the urge to reach out to an ex or you feel like starting a new relationship, DO.NOT. Venus retrograde is calling you to find what you need to work on internally and to NOT seek external validation. what you seek in someone else is what you need to work on yourself. Instead of seeking validation from a partner, seek that validation from yourself!!š
š³ pluto in the houses shows how and where we self destruct, for instance pluto in the 3rd house OVERTHINKING everything and ruining experiences for you, Pluto in the 5th house getting involved in unnecessary drama, pluto in the 10th house caring too much about how YOU are perceived and willing to step on others to get ahead in life
š³ uranus in the 1st/3rd/5th/11th and 12th house gives immense creativity when it comes video editing or editing in general! most editors with fan accs probably have these placements š±
š³ you tend to get more involved in spirituality, like looking up tarot readings or going through astrology observations, when you have 8th or 12th house synastry with someone lmao. These overlays will have you looking up tarot readings or scrolling intently through Tumblr to learn more and more about this placement or overlay ššš feral behaviour frrr
š³ no cause I wanna talk about how 8th house synastry and missed opportunities are such a BIG thing. It's like when things are finally looking up for you both, something always seems to go wrong and stops you from getting together š
š³ based on personal experience, the worst type of men I've encountered had four common placements, especially in their big 3 and these are taurus, gemini, virgo and scorpio. Me being a sag dom with a virgo dsc and a scorpio venus doesnāt help cause I keep attracting these placements when it comes to menššš. But fr tho I'm TRAUMATIZED by themšš. When I see any of these in a manās big 3, I'M SPRINTING FAAAAR AWAYšš©we outta here
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HII!! could you write the gang with a reader that has an rbf and seems really intimidating/unapproachable but is a sweetheart? they arent very talkative and seem very cold but their love language is acts of service/gift giving & sorta quality time?? <33
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ā¦REQUESTED: you never judge a book by itās cover. especially when it comes to y/n!
tags/warnings: people being judgy asf/spreading rumours, gang defending reader with their soul, reader is a softie i fear, reader is kinda shy, probably stupid:3c, steve threatening a manLMFAO
ą³author notesāā· READER IS SO ME CODED HELLO also if two-bits part sounds stupid it ās because iām high rn and even if can admit itās a little iffy
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dallas winston
thought of you as someone to be threatened by at first ngl
he heard of this scary, mean mugged, tuff looking girl and went āmh. an enemyšŗšā
he went up to you one day, acting all tuff and shit just for you to look him up and down and nervously wave
look, he may not be the smartest cookie but he can see someone shy a mile away. and when he seen you wave, he felt like such an ass LMFAO
did he show it? no. obviously.
this is dallas. heās an asshole.
ālittle miss tough girl, huh?ā
āā¦pardon?ā
that teasing from him DID continue until you walked away because dallas is the type to never back down, even when heās wrong
expect for the next time you met him!!!!
he was actually asking you your name, where youāre from, etc, etc!!!
turning a new leaf dare i sayā¦
and everything after that was history! cutest scary looking couple ever!
HE THINKS ITāS SOOO FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF YOU LMFAOOO
he plays into it sm if someone brings it up bro
āy/n? like..scary y/n?ā
āyeah, like scary y/n. and iāll get āer on ya if you keep talkinā ābout her.ā
āoh!š°ā
he thinks itās so silly to see you look really pissed off when he isnāt around just to greet you and see your whole demeanour change!!
dallas thinks itās so cuteš itās like one of his favourite things about you!
āš šā
āhey, baby.ā
āoh! hi, dal!<3ā
LMFAO IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEING YOU, A MEAN LOOKING GIRL, SHOPPING FOR MENS LEATHER JACKETS
yuppp spoil that dickhead!š« he lovelovelovesss getting gifts, ESPECIALLY from u!!!
if youāre clingy, i feel like he wouldnāt mind it. he teases THE FUCK out of u tho!š
ābig tough girl wants to hold hands, eh?ā
āā¦yeaš.ā
āawh, look at ya. come āere.ā
johnny cade
you might think heād be scared and intimidated, right? but NO! heās literally bffās with ponyboy, he knows damn well what rbf is!
you two are sooo cute together
little kicked, scared puppy with his feral doberman!!!
tells people to stfu whenever they try and spread rumours that youāre scary, mean, and rude.
āyouāre dating y/n? donāt you know she-ā
āi donāt care, shut up. ās not like you know herš.ā
sometimes refuses your gifts.
johnnyās not used to them :( but all u gotta do is say please and flutter your lashes and u got em!!!!
āi canāt take it.ā
āplease?šā
āā¦okayš£.ā
and he DOES NOT regret it! he might fight you at first, but he cherishes those gifts with his life<3!
loveloveloveLOVESSS having u around constantly!! since your love language is quality time, you two are always hanging out together.
and, with your scary looks, you often keep the socs away from him!
hip-hip, hoorayā¼ļøā¼ļø
the gang was likeā¦worried for johnny at first.
THEY DIDNāT KNOW U WERE COOL THOššššš
they were all like, ā??seriously, johnny?? you pick the meanest girl?? ever???ā and johnny was QUICK to defend. āyāall aināt even meet her, and youāre already sayinā sheās bad for me?ā
when they did though, they were like āohhhhā¦.she really isnāt rudeā¦..ohā¦.ā
HEāS SO PROUD TO DATE U THO LMFAOOO
and to know the real you?? treats it like an HONOUR
ponyboy curtis
was intimidated by you.
forgot he was also like you and accidentally glares at people who walk past him LMFAOOOO
You two are like two peas in a pod istg!!
āyou look mean from far away,ā
ā???so do you, pony??ā
āā¦no??ā
āWHAT DO YOU MEAN, āNOā?ā
mean looking couple who are truly just a bunch of nerds deep down to their soul<3
the gang was a little protective of ponyboy until they realized ur just like him LMFAO
They get having an rbf<3
pony loves spending time with you!
gift him a book and heāll love you forever!!! (maybe even read it to you when you two are finally alone to help you fall asleepš¤)
heās such a cutieā¦..
stays close to you in public because he thinks youāre scarier looking than anyone heās ever metšš.
ācmāere,ā
āwhy?š¤Øā
āBECAUSEš!ā
SCARY DOG Y/N IS REAL.
glares at anyone who goes around telling people that youāre mean and rude.
if looks could kill, theyād be dead already!!!
ponyboy does not fuck around with u i fear.
Sodapop Curtis
LMFAOOO GREEK GOD OF A MAN WITH HIS PISSED OFF GF WHO IS NERVOUSLY HOLDING HIS HAND !!!
he was NOT afraid of you!! in fact, he thought the rumours of you being an asshole were all fake
āyou talkinā about y/n?ā
āyes, bro! theyāre so rude-ā
āhow do you know?ā
āwell, i donāt-ā
āso, shut up?šā
cuz like??? did they not bother to understand you???
soda literally made it his mission to prove that you werenāt a dick!!šš
and GODDAMN HE WAS SO RIGHT
youāre such a sweetheart to soda! he lovesss telling people about how cute you are around him since itās his own way to squash the rumours.
āmy y/n is so sweet, you wouldnāt get it.ā
āisnāt she the same girl who beat the soc to a pulp?ā
āshe can barely kill a fly.ā
you donāt need to do much to scare off the girls that flirt with him at the DX, just a nice little glare every now and then and theyāre already gone!
(soda doesnāt have to know that you play into the rumours sometimes. itās our little secret.)
steve randle
HATES EVERYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT YOU
heās petty AS FUCK LMFAOOO
they canāt handle the randleššÆ
āew, y/n-ā
āMAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT WHAT DO YOUUU KNOW ABOUT Y/Nš£ļøā¼ļøā
that was an over exaggeration but you get the point.
gets very defensive when people try and āwarnā him about you lmfao
gift him a tool box and heāll use it until itās literally falling apart at the bolts<3
no seriously. it could be holding on by one screw and heāll still use it. he doesnāt gaf. steve will use anything u give him.
he accepts ur rbf cause he thinks itās SO FUNNY?? like heāll see you far away with your friends looking all angry before one of them says a really funny joke and just watches your expression change so quickly
one of his fav things ever<3!
two-bit mathews
he makes so much jokes about it LMFAOOO
ājesus, y/n! you sure yer glare aināt the thing that killed the dinosaurs?ā
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āswear i see the devil in yours eyes sometimes. it looks soooo good on you, thoughš¤š¤ā
HE THINKS ITS SO ATTRACTIVE
and he lovesss your sweetheart side sm itās like he gets best of both worlds
RAHH GIFT TWO-BIT MICKEY PLUSHIE OR ELSE
Heād totally have it on his bed 24/7. his sister has tried to steal it before to scare him btw.
skmetimes just to spend time together with himāyou just go walking around town with him while he has an arm around your shoulder the whole time<3
#2knightt#the outsiders#the outsiders x reader#dallas winston x reader#johnny cade x reader#ponyboy x reader#ponyboy curtis x reader#sodapop curtis x reader#sodapop x reader#steve randle x reader#darry curtis x reader#two-bit mathews x reader#two-bit x reader
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Pairing: ot7 BTS Ć Gn!reader (individually)
Genre: headcanon, fluff
Request: types of dumb or random things bts members will do while they are crushing on someone and wants their attention?
Warnings: mentions of food at jin's
A/n: I feel like I'm getting better at making the layout of these posts :)
Jin
āThis man ain't even trying to bring out his boyfriend material
āHe's going for the husband material
āCooks for you quite a lot
āAlways bringing you some lunch or just a few baked goodies (and never allowing the boys to eat it beforehand)
āRuns errands with you because he "has nothing better to do" when in reality he's just desperate to be with you for a while
āHe even has "cleaning dates" with youš
āI see him to be a huge fan of domesticity ngl
āSo if there's anything he can do to bring out this side in your relationship, even if you're only on the friendship stage yet, you can bet that's what he's gonna do
āAnd he 100% expects your friends to make the "you seem like an old married couple" jokes because !!
āThat's precisely his goal!!
āOnce he gets to know your family, he even wants your family to be expecting the day you'll both start to date
āJin is just the definition of husband material and he knows it, that's how he tries to make you look at him
Suga
āStick to the end and hear me out
āJokes
āI know how that sounds but I promise you it makes senseš
āYoongi is the typa guy to be effortlessly (and questionably) funny
āLike that one time the staff said "whoever has the ball wins" and he replied with "then we are all winners"
āHowever !
āHe keeps on doing those jokes like he'd always do
āBut now he unconsciously looks at your direction
āWould you laugh? Would you find it weird? Did you even pay attention?
āIf, after developing this crush of him, he notices that you actually laugh at his jokes
āYou can be sure he'll do them a lot
āBut it's so subtle you don't even notice he's doing it to make you laugh/have your attention
āHowever, he does pay attention to you quite a lot so he can always be the first one to notice your smile growing
J-hope
āEndless excuses to see you
āHe will purposely "forget" his things at your place just so he can go back there (and forget some more things)
āIt's an infinite cycle
āSometimes he will accidentally leave his sweatshirts with you
āAnd then he'll be like "could you give it back to me? We can go to that restaurant I was telling you about and then you can give it to me"
āBut then he will tell you that the night is cold so it's okay if you want to wear his sweatshirt while you're both out
āAnd then he also forgets to take it back
āWow who would ever imagine this could happen
āSo now you both need to see each other again because he really wants that sweatshirt
āBro is still trying to grow the courage to properly ask you out
āSo even if you do catch up on his small antics, please engage on it
āHe just needs a little bit of impulse š
Namjoon
āWhenever he wants your attention, he starts to talk
āAnd with that I mean he TALKS
āWon't shut up for a second
āAnd he won't even make sense, bro is talking about the dumbest and more random things you could ever imagine
ā "I wouldn't want to live in mars, it sounds depressing. Neptune sounds cool though, don't you think?"
āLike?? How do you want me to answer to that hunš
āBut it's kinda sweet because he becomes a professional yapper to gain your attention, but once he gets it he let's you do all the talking
āHe didn't really want to talk, he just wanted you to be there with him
āSo you can talk all you want, he will pay attention to every single word with a little smile on his face
Jimin
āDeadass stares at you
āNot in a creepy way tho, just in a "please look at me I really want your attention right now"
āAnd will keep on staring at you until you give in
āHeavy on physical touch as well
āAt this stage of your relationship, everything is friendly of course
āBecause he is scared of letting you know he's in love with youš even if that's pretty much the whole point
āHowever
āHe still craves a lot of your touch
āHugs all the time, holds and plays with your hand, the same goes to your hair...
āSometimes you can't even go somewhere without him following you like a shadow
āTrust me, if he wants your attention he will find a way to have it
Taehyung
āHe will ask for it
āLike, literally
āI see him as a very straightforward person so he'll just be like "y/n pay attention to me"
āMultiple times, until you actually do stop whatever you were doing and look at him
āAnd his reaction will be like š
āI see him doing this slightly more subtly when he's trying to get your attention from someone else
āIf he feels you're talking to Jin, for example, for a very long while now, he won't hesitate on sitting next to you
āAnd kinda throwing himself on top of you
ālmao scratch what I said, that's not subtle at all
āBut at least he doesn't say what he wants from you out loud ig
Jungkook
āYou think this man is competitive?
āThat's because you haven't seen him trying to impress you
āAre you watching the dance practice? You can bet that Jungkook is giving 3 times his all
āAre you watching the recording? Bro becomes Mariah Carey in two seconds
āThe boys' biggest fear is when they are playing basketball or something like that and you're watching it
āThey KNOW they are going to lose
āIt can be a 6Ć1, nothing is stopping him from impressing you like that
āBut if you're the one playing against him? He's probably gonna win the match no matter what, but he's going to be extremely soft at least!
āPlease do compliment him on how he was, he needs to know it was worth itš
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Thank you for reading <3
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ā¢ definitely made them match cute hello kitty pj's, though Eijiro n you loved it way more than Katsuki did for sure š (deep down he does it bc he loves you both I fear) (he wears those hk pj's almost every night but no one knows this).
ā¢ don't ever try and talk down to yourself bc they will be all up on you!! And they will scold you for thinking and saying such things about yourself.
ā¢ Especially if you have an 'unacceptable' body type, they are soo all over you. Don't let them hear someone saying anything remotely bad about you or they will lose their shit.
ā¢ Kirishima def brings both you and Kats a snack or drink from the venting machine whenever he gets himself something.
ā¢ bro, if you're wearing something more revealing or showing more skin, they're dead and feralš© (especially if you don't show skin a lot or rarely wear revealing clothing.)
ā¢ anyone you hate or don't like? Omfg same! They don't either! (If u do they do too).
ā¢ will not hesitate to beat your ass when training together. They're both hard on you because they want you to fight and use your quirk to your full potential, though, Eijiro is slightly more careful since he doesn't wanna badly cut you with his hardening. Katsuki is extremely caring tho if he does end up going too far with you or Eijiro.
ā¢ they're so loveable. Eijiro is always trying to hold hands with Katsuki and you, even if it's just pinkies. wants to wear y'all's clothes, gives y'all matching bracelets, those things.
ā¢ Katsuki though just complains but does do wtvr you ask him too! Def big on acts of service and making sure y'all are not overdoing or overworking yourself, eating enough, resting enough, etc. Although, he lovess loves when Eijiro or you give him head scratches, only in private tho! (He won't fight it if he's tired).
ā¢ you're cold? Don't worryyyy they've gotchu! You will be wearing both of their jackets/coats at the same time, AND wearing an extra pair of gloves Katsuki brought (if you're outside, Winter time..) Now you're overheated!
ā¢ even if they aren't interested, they'll still watch whatever you put on to watch on yt. They don't know who tf Jaykubscoutz is but hey he's kinda funny..
ā¢ if you're too full to finish the rest of your food or wtvr you're eating, or don't like it, give it to one of them and they'll eat it for you.
ā¢ if you wear makeup, they love watching you put it on and get ready. Eijiro is the only enthusiastic one if you suggest putting makeup on them. Katsuki won't let you go anywhere near his eyes.
ā¢ you're sick? Oh no! That's okayš you've got Eijiro comforting you, cuddling and giving you head pats while Katsuki makes you soup and gives you medicine; water, crackers, the good stuff. You get better within 2 days thanks to them!
ā¢ if you're on you're period they don't want you doing too much tbh. They know you have to go to your classes, train and stuff but if they can help it they'll get you your food instead or bring it to you. Just ask and you'll get it! They just want to make your period easier for you. They're very understanding.
ā¢ youve painted their nails a few times, and Eijiro loves black or red (sometimes both) in him while Katsuki...let's just say he'll only wear black, orange too if you beg him or bribe him enough.
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hi!! i rlly like ur writing and wanted to request smthš„¹
can i request byakuya, nagito, kokichi, rantaro and hajime reacting to reader being jealous? or the other way aroundš thank you!
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A/N: Thank you!! And I love this prompt, I had a lot of fun writing this and thought it was really cute and funny on some parts so I hope you enjoy it as well!! And as usual spelling errors
Plot: Reacting to their S/O being jealous then them being jealous as well
Characters being used: Byakuya, Nagito, Kokichi, Rantaro, Hajime
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Byakuya
When you're jealous:
Thinks you're being ridiculous, calls you ridiculous
He thinks there is no reason for you to be jealous, when you're the only person he actually doesn't mind being around Plus isn't it kind of impressive how he can separate the world from Byakuya and not Byakuya
He's does love you but that doesn't mean he won't keep his mouth shut, like start insulting you lightly tho bc he don't wanna hurt your feeling that much and questioning if you trust him when it comes to others and this relationship so have to explain to him that it wasn't him you didn't trust, it was the person he was around
Asks who your jealous of so he can distant himself from that person so you don't have to be jealous anymore but won't tell you that part
IF you're jealous of Toko, he'll be bewildered like HOW and WHY!? He thought it was pretty clear he disliked being around her so why are you feeling that way!? You better have a good reasoning, Since Toko/Jack does follow him wherever he goes. To keep you from feeling that way again, He'll bring you with him every time Toko comes around
Tells you never to be jealous of that imbecile or anyone of that matter as if you can control it like š
When he's jealous:
I don't think he'll understand it at first but give him a few minutes, then he'll understand it then hate it and blames it all on you.
Like he wouldn't straight tell you he's jealous of some lowlife you hang around, but would make up a surprising reasonable excuse of why you shouldn't hang around them like
If you ignore his excuse and continue hanging around the person he'll join as well despite whether it's a private conversation or not and would gladly argue if one of you have an issue with it
I feel like when Byakuya is jealous, he would obviously not tell you that he's jealous but try to give you reason on why you should stop seeing that person and will constantly be around you more than usual and if you question it he'll question you back asking if he can't be around his lover
You'll have to found out on your on that he's jealous and when you confront him about it, he'll at first try to deny it then try to explain it in a way so he doesn't sound jealous but instead it makes him sound like he's needy so then he'll just agree and tell you he's jealous but would be arrogant about it and tell you it's your fault for not being considerate about his feelings but he's just being a bit petty
You'll have to distant yourself from that person so he doesn't have to feel that way anymore
Nagito
When you're jealous:
He thinks itās his fault why you feel this way.
Would apologize and tell you that heās the worst for making you feel such a thing and would continuously insult himself while saying heās even unworthy of being in your presence
You have to tell him heās not the problem and itās just you, yourself feeling this way against the person heās hanging around
I feel like he wouldnāt really know what to do with your jealousy because despite what you said he still feels like itās his fault for making you feel such a thing. So he would would ask if you want him to stop hanging around the person all together and heāll do it gladly
Heāll literally start bashing you with compliments. He doesnāt want you to feel as if heāll ever leave you since youāre genuinely one of the only people who would put up with him and the only single person who would actually surprisingly to him feels a romantic way about him
You would have to tell him that you donāt want him to lose a friend just because youāre feeling this way so since he doesnāt really not what to do other than comfort you and tell you youāre the only one for him and that you're his main hope in the world, heāll distant himself from the person just for you
When he's jealous:
Wouldnāt tell you, feels as if heās bothering you if he did tell you and thinks he should be grateful for the fact someone like you even looked his way
So basically in other words, you gotta find out on your own man. I feel like heās the type to watch you and that other person talking from afar and if both of you look his way heāll just smile casually and wave as if he wasnāt just debating whether to speak with you or leave the room
Despite all this I feel like heās the type to distant himself from you rather than having to ask you to distant yourself from the person and wouldnāt actually discuss his feelings with you since he would feel like heās bothering you.
So you had to pull him away in private and discuss with him about it, heāll start apologizing and would feel bad for making you even waste your time discussing this topic with a āworthless trashā his words like himself.
You had to remind him that his feelings mattered as much as yours when it came to the relationship and you would grateful distant yourself from that person if it made him feel him better and would comfort and reassure him that your eyes only land and are only interest in him
heāll try to started bashing you with compliments but you kept on shushing him and remind that youāre thinking about him right now not yourself
Kokichi
When you're jealous:
Thinks itās the most funniest shit in the world and would make fun of you/tease you for feeling that way
I feel like he might be little toxic and just wants to see your reaction at times so he would purposely ignore you at time and give more attention to the person your jealous of just to see your reaction and would feel smug about it. But he swore he only done that only ONE Five TIMES
He does secretly thinks you being jealous is really cute and funny but would only mention the funny part. Would straight up make you confess why youāre jealous then he ends up fake pouting and asking if you donāt trust him with other people
Even if you do try to explain how you do trust him and itās just the person, he already knows that and just wants to mess with you a bit
Exaggerated over the whole thing and tries to make you look like your in the wrong but you both know itās just an act Would fake cry if you called him out on his act too early and would say youāre being mean to him
After once heās finally done having his fun, heāll try to comfort you while teasing you at the same time and would just tell you he wonāt leave you unless you leave first or would tell heās the most loyalist and truthful person to ever exist in your life Obviously a lie
He wouldnāt tell you but he would distance himself from the person your jealous of and would insult them/give backhand compliments so you can understand heāll never feel a single thing for the person and only wants you obviously wouldnāt tell you none of the things he did, but you would notice it on your own
When he's jealous:
Wouldnāt tell you, wouldnāt even let you know. And if you do find out, heāll continuously deny it and starts throwing random subjects just to change the topic
I feel like heās the type to want more of your attention when heās jealous, like heāll be more teasing and bothering you more especially if youāre with the specific person heās jealous of.
Heāll quite literally pop out of nowhere and bother you guys regardless whether heās annoying you or not
He would fake cry and fake pout more than usual if youāre barely giving him any attention so heāll do that just to get your attention
Heāll probably be more insulting/making fun of the person heās jealous of even in front of you at times so you can realize how much of a annoying loser the person is and hang out with him instead
If you do defend the person at times from his insults, heāll be secretly annoyed and gets more jealous but just acts it off and fake pouts at you
Once you do find out about his jealousy at this point he wonāt even deny anymore and purposely over exaggerate with fake tears and fake pouts and say that you been knew about his feelings and was āpurposelyā trying to make him feel even worse
Even if you deny it, he knows you wouldnāt do that and just wants a reaction so for his sake every-time you hang around the person, you take him with you and slightly distant yourself from the person a bit
Rantaro
When you're jealous:
Once you tell him, he would specifically like to know what heās doing with the person that is making you jealous so when he hangs out with other people he doesnāt do it again so you wonāt jealous anymore
He thinks that you being jealous is really cute and lightly tease you about it but he does take your feelings seriously and would actually do something so you wonāt feel that way again
He wouldnāt really distant himself from the person but would spend more time with you just to reassure you that he wants you and only you and not that person
He take you out on dates or bring you out to one of his travels or just you and him hanging you in general.
Heās not really the one to start PDA but doesnāt really mind it but if itās for making you feel better and reassuring you and if you donāt mind as well then heāll try to hold your hand or put hand arm around you a couple of times
But if you do want him to distant himself from the person regardless of the fact heās spending more time with you. He wouldnāt really understand at first and questions you a bit but if it makes you feel better heāll do it, but he wonāt distant himself from the person for that long since he considers them as a friend
Heāll probably tell the person about your jealousy so they wonāt think heās purposely wanting to get away from them
When he's jealous:
He wouldnāt even notice that heās was jealous, heāll probably assume that heās upset with the person for no reason and look past it since he isnāt the type to jump to conclusions
I think itāll take like 2 days or less for him to realize that heās jealous, like how to took him to bit to realize when he was gaining feelings for you.
So once he finally gets that heās jealous, he wouldnāt really know what to do and would assume that the feelings would go away on its own. But at first Heāll try to be in most not every conversations you and that person and would feel slightly annoyed if you and that person hug at times.
He wonāt beat around the bush about his feelings or keep it hidden away. So once his feelings goes a bit too high for his liking, he went and talked to you about it
He was glad that you were understanding and he didnāt want you to distant yourself from the person but you did it anyways just for him. He canāt help but wonder how lucky he is for you at times
Hajime
When you're jealous:
When you told him that you were jealous, he thought it was really cute at first but was also worried because he didnāt want you to feel that way
At first he wanted to make sure that he wasnāt the problem so he asked you if you trusted him with hanging out with others and you had to reassure him you did trust him and it was just the person he was hanging around
He would feel somewhat responsible if you been feeling this way for a while now and hasnāt said anything till now, so heāll try to make it up to you by spending more time with you than with the other person
He even apologized once for not noticing your feelings sooner but you told him he didnāt need to apologize and it was just you feeling that way with that person
Would distance himself from that person. But if itās Chiaki that youāre jealous of, he can kind of understand why since him and her spend quite a lot of time together and she usually tags along with the both of you during hangouts so he would talk to Chiaki first about it and sheāll obviously be understanding about it
She even went over to you and decided to let you know that she has no romantic feelings for Hajime and itās only platonic. She thinks you and Hajime are a great couple and doesnāt want to get in between of that
He would reassure you and plan hangouts with you more than you guys often do just to make sure you know that he only loves you and only wants you
When he's jealous:
He realized his feelings right away and was so embarrassed about it and didnāt want you to know or find out. Itās not that he doesnāt like communicating with you itās just he finds it a bit embarrassing being vulnerable in front of you at times so heāll keep his mouth shut about his jealousy.
I think Hajime is the type to be a bit insecure when heās jealous and wants to show you off more and impress you. Because unlike you, Hajime isnāt a ultimate and is just a reserve course and if itās an ultimate heās jealous of he would feel even more insecure because he would think they are quite obviously better than him and doesnāt want you leaving him for them.
First he would try to show you off a bit, and do more PDA if youāre fine with it ofc like holding your hand in public more or putting his arm around you more and hugging you Maybe kissing if youāre at that stage in the relationship would def do more PDA If the person he is jealous of happens to be in the same room
He doesnāt want to be that insecure of himself so heāll talk with Chiaki and she should tell him to discuss his feelings with you but he told her how he didnāt want to result to that yet and instead she gave him a different kind of advice and thatās to win you over like a video game, despite the fact youāre already his
Heāll tried to impress you with his video game skills, like when all three of you are hanging out Chiaki would purposely like Hajime beat her in the video game just to impress you but you had a feeling something was up because Hajime never beat Chiaki in a video game before so why is suddenly beating her now?
You asked for some privacy with him and Chiaki left the room so you can talk with him alone, you started questioning him and he didnāt want to lie to you so he confessed about his jealousy and you went straight away and reassured him
You had to let him know that wouldnāt leave him even if heās a reserve course and youāre not, youāre not going to leave him over something as silly as that. And told him he doesnāt need to impress you or win you over or anything because youāre already his
He was slightly flustered and embarrassed about your words but nonetheless he would feel grateful for you and your words as you hugged him. Maybe a small cuddle session but it was cut short because Chiaki came back in and he got embarrassed and moved away from you.
You guys went back to playing video games and Chiaki went back to constantly beating Hajime and you in the video games but we aināt gonna talk about that
He didnāt need to ask you and you already put a distance with the person he was jealous of. Bro never felt so happy and in love with you in one single day
Hope you enjoy! - Manij
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I saw you answered how you came up with your design for yellow.
how did you think of a design for Kaynebesides the traits we already know about?
Like how did you pick a face shape, skin tone, hair, color and all of that?ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼
Most of them are really just vibes based- like when I hear a characters voice and their mannerisms I can picture a pretty consistent visual in my minds eye. So when I go to draw em, I try n stay as close to that as possible.
I think thatās why my old Kayne design and my new one still have a lot of similarities, like the general face shape, hair, and suit style. The one major change being the color palette, and ofc heās now Egyptian. I also felt like he was more broad and hefty, but gave into the fandom twinkification because yknow those designs are still really cool. I kinda wanted to bring that initial vibe out more with his new design, but have yet to actually sketch that out thoroughly.
I think the color palette choice is specifically funny tho- bc I was working on a commission for my dad at the time and was working out different color palettes for the design. The colors I used for Kayneās suit are from one of those variants I didnāt use, but still really loved. (Hereās that design btw and Kayne for comparison, which I think makes the recycled color palette even funnier.)
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#he still looks too thin there but Iāll work it out I swear#ask#the majority of my designs are just what I see in my head#and then I fill in the gaps with what makes the most sense#although donāt ask me about Oscar something happened there#and i donāt actually invision him the same why I draw him. itās like a slight difference but itās Noticeable#and it freaks me out
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Magic Billy headcanon coming through!
You know all those comics where magic is taken away from its users? And most of them are really weak or get constant headaches?
Yeah, I decided to crank it up cause Billy full on dies. As in he will drop to the floor and his body becomes a husk. Thereās not even a little memory twitch from his fingers. The boy is GONE.
Now, Iām thinking this could be because when someone is chosen to be the Champion, their soul is automatically turned into magic. Theyāre still a person, but theyāre kind of like a puppet. This could be a thing before theyāre born, like a destiny sort of thing, or immediately when they speak Shazamās name the first time.
Whichever ones the case doesnāt matter tho, cause Billy knows it. He feels how different his soul is. This isnāt a commonly known thing tho. No one in the magic community knows this because the details are hush hush.
So imagine, someone(maybe Waller, maybe Luthor, cause apparently anyone can just waltz into the rock š), finds a way to take magic away, whether itās by subjugation of the rock or some kind of magic suction spell. Doctor Fate wilts in his seat, not able to talk as much. Zatanna, Giovanni, Constantine, Xanadu, Specter, what have you, they all hold their heads and do their best to keep standing upā
Billy falls to the floor. Heās not blinking. Heās not breathing. Heās not speaking. Heās not moving. The boyās just gone.
Diana falls to the floor to cradle his head in her lap, feeling for a pulse, lightly slapping him to wake him up.
Clark is motionless standing up. He says slowly and with dreading horror:I canāt hear his heartbeat.
This jumps the heroes into a frenzy. The magic users go through the books they have on the Champion; his duties, research on the RoE, etc. Thereās nothing on this. Nothing at all.
The rest of the League put him in the medbay immediately, trying to see if thereās anything normal that they can do. But without a heartbeat, their options are limited.
Some time later, they decide to split. A larger team will do what they can to bring Magic back, and the rest will stay at the Watchtower. The magic users already suspect that this has something to do with Magic anyway, so itās a win win.
It takes a couple days, but magic is returned to its users and the worlds at large. Billy jolts awake in his bed to a bunch of hysterical heroes and his first words are: howās the Rock?
Yeah, the JL is not happy. They want an explanation. Surprisingly, the magic users do too.
Billy tells them with hesitant eyes, about his soul, about how he is essentially nothing without magic. He is magic, as closely related to the center of it(RoE) as anything else.
Unfortunately, this only seems to aggravate his friends. Now heās apparently convinced them that heās a puppet for forces beyond their reach and a slave to the system, which is pretty funny cause heās already a slave to the foster system and he is, in fact, one of those āforces behind their reachā.
Even the magic users are uneasy about this, which says a lot cause whenever Billy tells the league something hair-raising, they just nod their heads.
Billy is not left alone for the next few weeks. Itās torture.
#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#justice league#dc universe#dc#based on absolute power#dc comics#billy using magic is my favorite thing#Magic users#zatanna#john constantine#zee zatara#doctor fate#specter#wonder woman#superman#rock of eternity#casually being the champion of magic like:
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š¤ Ö“Ö¶Öø š STRAY KIDS : SMILING WEIRD AT THEM UNTIL THEY NOTICE
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genre: fluff, crack, pranks
pairing: skz x reader
bringing the tiktok pranks back bcs i need funny headcanon ideas to write ššš»
some member's parts might be a bit shorter than the rest bcs i wrote some while being sugar high at 2:50 in the morning so pls excuse that
leave comments, reblog, and feedbacks pls <3
š¤ CHAN : ā
is 70% concerned 30% holding his laugh
you approached him and started a normal conversation on a very normal thursday afternoon so he thought everything was nice and ok in the house and with you???
he guesses not, a minute or two into the talk š
bcs why are you smiling at him in a way that would summon his sleep paralysis demon at night???
he already sleeps so less now he fears he will have to sleep even less.
is too worried to say anything about it because what if this is actually your true smile and youāre just getting comfortable around him and he hurts your feelings by making a comment about it?
right????
but heās also starting to get scared because wHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BABY YOUāVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE ššš WHAT WENT WRONG āļø
PLS BRING THEM BACK šš»šš»šš»
doesnāt say anything but gets so tensed during the convo and gives you this look that has you breaking character shortly after, bcs you burst out laughing and going back to that cute big smile he was used to and the one he adored.
(sorry, writer-break-in: now if anyone comments abt how they ugly laugh, iām gonna smash my guitar on your head. chris says thatās cute, so itās cute. you donāt get a say.)
then heās like āoh āŗļø thatās it. here they are <3ā
thinks about it when he lays in his bed at night tho
might make him rethink everything and consider your health (mental & physical) for a couple days ššš»
š¤ MINHO : ā
right, ok. so, he notices it so quick
this man is VERYYY very very observant and he knows you like the back of his hand
so the moment you flash your worst smile as heās in the midst of talking, taking just the chance when he looked to the side for a secā
he catches it from his peripheral vision, snaps his head at you and he goes š¤Øāļø (15% concerned 85% judging)
stares at you silently for a while after that, trying to figure you out
š§š»š¾āļø (yes.)
when you act completely normal and ask him why he stopped, telling him to continue and all that, he cautiously goes back to saying what he had been talking about
but then you pull your shit again and he catches it this time too right away
(bcs heās always looking at you when heās talking. he looks at you when youāre talking too. he looks at you. he just loves looking at you, thatās honestly it. bro is just an eye-contact and make their knees weak type of person)
and he knows he isnāt high
looks straight at you and goes ā āwhatās wrong with this one... šā
and youāre all like āwhat??? š š¦æš¦æ whatās wrong w me???ā bcs how dare he say that in that tone
āwhy are u making yourself look like that plushie whose face doongie scratched up last weekā
LMAOOOO ššš SAVE YOURSELF
so youāre throwing hands now (& terribly failing) and this is the only part of your stupid prank that minho is finding fun
š¤ CHANGBIN : ā
HELP.
doesnāt know if he should laugh or cry someone pls take him away from you ššš»
heās just casually telling you about this sick rap that he came up with yesterday night in the studio
and youāre nodding and laughing, and he turns to focus on you more and finds you like: š i mean š¹???
and the lOOK THAT PASSES THROUGH HIS EYES AND THE WAY HIS SMILE DROPS SO SLOWLY
WITH AN EYE TWITCH TOO
LORD HELP ME
no HELP SEO CHANGBIN ACTUALLY
bro freezes but then he tries to play it chill, chuckling and being like āright... šāš» hahah hahahahah so i was saying... ā
but you keep doing it and he canāt ignore it anymore š
ā...baby whatās wrong? do you feel sick?ā and that too in such a scared voice yOU CAN'T KEEP UP THE ACT ANYMORE
once you tell him itās a prank, relief washes over him like cold water on a scorching hot summer day and he laughs along with you
might haunt him when heās alone in his studio at midnight tho
š¤ HYUNJIN : ā
judges you.
no iām not even gonna try to be funny first
HE JUDGES šØāāļø
you do it and he instantly goes āš¦š£ what the fuckā
and youāre like āwhat? what happened?ā
and he doesnāt even know what to say
then he switches up just as quickly and starts yapping again
but you do it again too
and heās so fed up he goes ādude tf wrong w u šā
and when you keep doing it, he starts iMITATING YOU TO MOCK YOUšš
now youāre both just flaring your teeth and gums at each other while cackling in between too, and anyone watching wouldāve started praying honestly
later that day, after finding out it was a prank heās just thinking... why is my partner like this... š
he loves u tho <3
š¤ JISUNG : ā
honestly bro...
he finds you adorable :(
like, you guys are casually talking one evening
and heās telling you about this new anime he watched recently, that almost made him cry
and heās telling you the amazing sad plot and all, and out of nowhere you just š
first heās really caught off guard bcs... girl (gn!) what š i said??? i almost???? CRIED??? HEARTBREAK?????
but then he just looks at you as you keep up w the goofiness when he speaks again, and he thinks to himself
:(āi love this idiot so much even tho i do feel half irritated and offended right nowā
bcs even if youāre pulling your ugliest smile rn, he loves that sparkle in your eyes as you stifle a laugh back and the way almost break character everytime you make eye contact with him
sorry guys this is getting soft but
jisung just loves you very much ā¹ļøā¹ļøā¹ļø
prank is all forgotten, you are just two young people in love <3
š¤ FELIX : ā
i would say he already knows what the trend is, but thatās really boring so letās pretend that heās actually getting fooled here.
the moment he sees u doing it, that epic felix thing happens againā where his smile gradually just drops and he has that :0 face in the funniest way
he isnāt sure if he should speak bcs what if that unleashes more of that demon in u š
heās torn between two things actually: should he hug you and try to squish the demonic smile out of you, or should be just stay away and give u your space until ur okay again
bcs he isnāt sure about how fine you are with the way youāre smiling at him right now
he might just be like:
āhaha hahahahah hahahah ok we laughed now can we pls have my partner and their sweet smile back šā
genuinely doesnāt know what to do
half of him is scared, half finds you very cute, some other bits are thinking of ways to get back on a a prank of his lololololz
he decides to continue speaking bcs maybe youāll get distracted by the talk and come back to him normally again
doesnāt happen. so now heās just there and thinking abt how to fix u ššš»
š¤ SEUNGMIN : ā
you hate him
you hate him so bad
he doesnāt give you any reaction AT ALL ššš»
you start off gentle at first, right, like doing it when he wasnāt looking and then gradually more intensely and so he could clearly see
but nothing. no weird looks. no comments. no judgement.
NOTHING AT ALL?!^#^*@#,
at some point you get all up in his face and youāre like šššš¹šššš¹ššāļøāļøāļø
and mf just keeps talking like nothing is wrong or off
it gets you more and more frustrated with each passing second but man, if youād put that irritation aside and looked more closely into his facial expressions,
you wouldāve seen the way the corner of his mouth lifted in the slightest and that glint of mischief in his eye
but you donāt š
when you finally give up and go ābabe why arenāt you asking me why iām smiling weird??? šā
he... he says... heās likeā
āhuh? but donāt you always smile like that?ā
damn y/n š„š thatās how it was huh
youāre abt to poke his eyeballs out and then shit tears yourself
jk dw tho heās just teasing you
he stays with felix enough to know about these ideas
and from how youāve done multiple pranks on him before, everytime you do something weird or out of place now, he just assumes youāre onto some prank
š¤ JEONGIN : ā
HE GETS SCARED PLS DONTš
NO LIKE he actually starts taking it in all the wrong ways
when he sees you smiling like that.. thereās this STORM of emotions that starts cooking up inside him š
āare they okā āare they mad at me and trying to play it offā āis this a trick moveā āis this a prank and if so how should i react that it would make me seem cool andāā
but then... SUDDENLY
he suddenly remembers this piece of information he read on the internet LONG time back, like, AGES ago !! that said like
if someone is having a stroke or about to, their smile will be crooked / really weird and off/abnormal
....
no way... right ?
HIS BABY ššš„ŗš„ŗššš (emojis are satire im notā)
ā...baby šØš° i think... i think youāre about to have a stroke š£ or ARE YOU HAVING IT ALREADY š°š¢š¢ HAS IT STARTEDšāļøā
now ur not sure if u should stop or continue and whether u should laugh, cry or bonk him in the head
but heās just a jeongin šš
#stray kids reactions#stray kids headcanons#stray kids imagines#stray kids reaction#stray kids headcanon#stray kids imagine#skz reactions#skz headcanons#skz imagines#stray kids x reader#stray kids x you#bang chan x reader#lee know x reader#changbin x reader#hyunjin x reader#stray kids fluff#stray kids crack#skz fluff#skz crack#š ā stray kids . . !
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Welcome to My Collection of Random Thoughts during my nth* rewatch of Good Omens Season 2
*only amazon prime knows the exact number at this point but Iām fairly certain itās in the double digits
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Episode 1: Gabrielās fly lurking in the box when Aziraphale first takes it inside š
Crowleyās promise of ātwo minutesā basically means that heās been homeless and living in his car for the past 4 years strictly so that he can be within 2 driving minutes of Aziraphale at all times in case his angel needs him Iām not crying you are
So here I think the key word is āfragile,ā Crowley knows they are ostensibly safe from their respective sides but that could change at any moment so heās basically spent the last 4 years in anxiety-ridden terror hovering as close to Aziraphale as he can to try and protect him from heaven, hell, and anyone else that would want to bring him harm after all that business they pulled in season 1 with stopping Armageddon
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Episode 2: I just happened to pause the episode while Aziraphale is lying to the angels about his miracle and LOL Michael really outdid himself here (Sheen, not the Archangel)
Gabriel trying to swat flies and almost smashing the repository of every single one of his memories
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Iām cAckling
So if Good Omens exists in Good Omens, does that mean Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett exist in Good Omens?? Do you think they based their Aziraphale and Crowley characters on Aziraphale and Crowley??
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Episode 3: So Iām trying to find any hints or foreshadowing of the Gabriel Beelzebub thing bc tbh I did kind of feel like it came out of nowhere which is really the only issue I have with them. I found this one scene where Beelzebub almost ?? seems to be concerned about Gabriel ?? But itās blink and you miss it and there could be lots of other reasons why Beelzebub doesnāt want to fail in locating Gabriel (pressure from/leverage over heaven, etc) so idk
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More Foreshadowing Fly content šŖ°
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Episode 4: So here weāve seen that Shax can just appear inside the Bentley bc she did it earlier to talk to Crowley. Shax only pretended to be a hitchhiker so she could be invited in because Azirpahale was driving so technically she needed permission to cross the threshold of an angel š
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This scene will never not destroy me the 1941 flashback is the absolute sOFTEST thing ever to happen on this show
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We really need more context here I need to see the Crowley-Furfur Monkey Rides
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Episode 5: ahahaha thank you google translate for absolutely destroying my sanity this evening
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POP goes the Ziraphale
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Okay I know you canāt hear it in the gif but just before Nina takes Maggieās hand, thereās a very quiet miracle noise, like Azirpahale literally MADE Nina dance with Maggie, he said Iām writing a Mina Jane-Austen-Ball-AU and my otp will KISS godDAMMIT
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Azirpahale seems lowkey kind of manic this whole scene tho, heās controlling literally everyone to force Nina and Maggie together and whenever Crowley says anything that pokes holes in Aziraphaleās Magical Jane Austen Ball Fairytale, Aziraphale just straight up denies it. He wants Nina and Maggie to dance and he wants him and Crowley to dance and he refuses to acknowledge anything beyond that.
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Is this just Shax insulting Crowley for how much of a nuisance heās been or a reference to his former status as an angel ???
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Theyāre both completely dismissive of each other when theyāre trying to say something important and thatās the main issue theyāve been having this entire season tbh
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Episode 6: I think itās funny that Crowley describes the angels as bees here because in the book, Neil/Terry describe humans the same way. Guess we have more in common than we thought huh?
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So the metatron was the one who originally decided Gabriel would be memory wiped and not sent to hell, and he was also the one that decided not to sound an alarm about Gabriel for some reason and said ājust go find him yourselfā instead. The metatron has definitely got his own agenda and you can bet he doesnāt want Aziraphale up there in heaven because heās a āleaderā and heās āhonestā like thatās exactly what Gabriel was and look where it got him š
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Thereās just something I canāt quite put my finger on about the metatron bringing Aziraphale a coffee from āgive me coffee or give me deathā and then asking Aziraphale if heās going to take the coffee heās giving himā¦
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I have not seen a single person talk about this since s2 came out but Nina literally calls Maggie āangelā because thatās the term of endearment they hear Crowley using for Aziraphale !!!! Iām still going fERAL over this and I canāt believe no one else is eitHER
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Something about this part of The Final Fifteen compared to this scene from the first episode is so representative of the entire season. Azirpahale keeps saying āmy way or get outā and Crowley finally hits a wall and can follow Aziraphale no further. So he does just that. He goes.
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Iām sure a lot of us by now have seen this post that brings up how Aziraphale literally pushes the remains of Crowley into his mouth and swallows and itās the only thing I see when I watch this now
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We still donāt know for certain if Crowley queued up this song to play on their way to the Ritz or if the Bentley started playing it all on its own and itās driving me insane
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Basically how I am doing after my Truly-Alarming-Number-th watch of this traumatizing episode/season. WELP hope you enjoyed this garbage dump of my thoughts and feelings time to go cry for a bit again BYE
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#my season 2 rewatch aka: I Went Insane#i am unwell#I haven't slept properly in 44 days and counting#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#angel#demon#armageddidnt-blog#armageddidnt-gifset#armageddidnt-screaming#armageddidnt-pain#good omens 2x06
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"but then again this is the guy whoās publically known for loving to eat ass so"
I'm sorry, I thought Nate eating ass was fanon. Are you telling me this is an actual canon fact??
god i love when people donāt realise how much āfanonā around sid and nate is actually canon. itās like heroin to me. also bc itās like. 90% of the stuff in fics (which is probably why people assume itās fanon but. oh boy itās not. thereās shockingly little fanon around these two, mostly because canon is so abundant).
yes, nathan mackinnon is a known ass-eater. let me direct you to this post, anon. youāre welcome.
other nate (and sid) facts you might not have realised are canon:
nate is a known advocate for therapy. heās been seeing a sports therapist since 2017
they wear matching clothing all the fucking time, sid has said publicly that he started wearing white sneakers and updated his wardrobe due to nateās influence (iirc nate mightāve even bought him his first pair of white sneakers? either that or it was a āhe told me i need to so i didā situation). they share a tailor. unfortunately i now have to bring your attention to the fact that since they have an alarming amount of matching clothes that theyāve bought for each other, that means that they in fact have to know each otherās clothing sizes off by heart. they also low-key share clothing btw
their families celebrate canada day together and their dads are best friends. in-law behaviour goes crazy
nate did in fact stalk his way into sidās heart (got the same personal trainer and agent at age 13; built his house next door in 2017; theyāve been spending every day in the summers together since at least 2015. sid cooks for them daily, or at least did pre-pandemic. sid refuses to use nateās gym tho so they always use sidās).
nate used to have a fan twitter account more or less where he rooted for the pens. it was active until 2017.
sid and nate regularly go to summer weddings together as each otherās dates. they have done this since, once again, at least 2015
nate has confirmed that he used to have a poster of sid on his wall as a teenager (he didnāt confirm he used to jerk off to it but frankly. i think thatād be saying the quiet part out loud)
when sid won the cup in 2009 and held the parade in cole harbour, nate stood by the side of the road watching it. he was about to turn 14, he was already working with sidās trainer and agent, and he was about to start attending shattuck (sidās junior high). due to old pics we also know that this was RIGHT before nate had his first growth spurt and hit puberty. iām not saying seeing sid with the cup kickstarted nateās puberty and gave him his first boner but iām not NOT saying it
nate dated vanessa morgan of riverdale fame in his rookie year. sheās now good friends with elias petersson from the vancouver canucks (this means nothing but i do think itās a very funny coincidence).
nate schmidt, formerly of the VGK, once failed a drug test (it turned out to be a testing-fuck-up); when nhl players were asked about it natemack iconically said āi donāt think he was sticking a needle up his assā (i just like this one)
when he was a kid, the one other thing sid wanted to be was a hairdresser. nate, on the other hand, ādidnāt have a plan Bā
nate is canonically possessive of sid (see: the asg 2024) and sid is canonically delighted by this and into it
they go on so many lunch dates in the summer my dude. they go grocery shopping together. like thereās so many pics of them in grocery stores or out having coffee or weird green shakes
oh i almost forgot, they went on a roadtrip through ireland last year. theyāve been on holiday together multiple times over the years though. done some eurotripping together and stuff. in 2015 they spent three months together, three weeks of which were spent living in sidās santa monica condo together just the two of them
sid has put up a picture of every stanley cup winning captain in his basement since 2008, when the pens lost in the scf to DET. apparently this serves as motivation for him to win the cup. he notoriously does not watch the playoffs after the pens are out
however, he partied so hard at nateās cup party he actually closed down the party with his dad. nate is the only non-teammate sidās ever been seen supporting for a cup run (heās also never been to his teammatesā cup parties afaik so. thereās that)
also they talked on the phone daily and between periods during nateās cup run. they also canonically have almost weekly phone dates that can run multiple hours. quote nate āi canāt talk to anyone else the way i can talk to himā
they each have pictures of the two of them together framed in each otherās houses
thereās rumours theyāre building adjoining houses on neighbouring properties in cape breton next to a golf course bc apparently being neighbours in halifax isnāt enough or something. this one is as yet unconfirmed by reputable sources though
#god thereās so much#anyway please refer to the primer if you wanna know more#sidnate#squidney crocsby#natty mac#kookanswers#anon#long post
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Here I am with the ask!!! I was wondering if I could request headcanons for Adam, Alastor, Lucifer, Vox and Lute with how they would be with a sloth like S/o. I saw someone ask this on a blog I follow and I was stoked, I love this concept so much it's so funny I decided it's my favorite. INSANELY sleepy s/o, they sleep ALL the time and still manage to be super sleepy, they'd be walking down the street? They randomly fall asleep while walking, needless to say that's very dangerous in hell. In heaven a bit less, but let's say falling asleep while flying is definetely dangerous too. They're talking to someone? They might be trying to pay attention but still can't help help falling asleep, characters like Adam and Luci would definetely have no problem with that tho. They are incredibly slow, and also have the sloth tendency to climb(for the tall ones) and cling to said partner and hang onto them like ragdolls. They can stay awake if they replenish the energy they use immediately or by being monitored, but they're very concerning. I imagine warm milk would probably knock them out cold, coffee probably does little to nothing, maybe a huge amount would keep them on the brink of consciousness lol. (Sorry this got long, that's how much I find this concept hilarious, you don't actually have to include all everything I said if you don't wanna I was just rambling)
heyy again!! this is so cute and honestly iām fangirling at the ideas i have for this haha, enjoy!!
Adam, Alastor, Lucifer, Lute, and Vox x Sloth!Reader
Adam
Thereās a solid chance he makes fun of you for your sleepy antics, but only he can do that, no one else!
Unlike Hell, if you fall asleep on the side of the road in Heaven, heāll just toss ya over his shoulder like nothing happened
Honestly, Adam is pretty tall, and heās got a bit of muscle under his fit, so he doesnāt mind a bit if you climb about him and all that
Alastor
Honestly, Alastor doesnāt mind your sleepy antics, it gives him an opportunity to get whatever he needs done for that time until you awake again
Although, he probably wonāt let you climb him though, due to his dislike of physical touch, but dw heāll let you cling to him a bit
If you start to daze off while heās talking he wonāt mind, his smile will soften, and heāll tug you to his chest, talking you to sleep
Lucifer
You guys donāt go out much, so itās not often you fall asleep on the streets, but if you do, heāll pick you up bridal style, he wonāt make a big fuss about it, at least until you get home
Like Alastor, if you fall asleep mid convo, he wonāt mind, heāll just bring you to his chest and talk you to sleep
Although he is on the shorter side, if you wanna climb him, heāll certainly let you! He thinks itās the cutest thing!
Lute
Honestly, Lute hates it when you sleep a lot, as because of her job, sheās busy most of the time and canāt see you, so when she does see you, and youāre asleep, itās ehā¦
If you climb on her, sheāll tense up a bit, but she wonāt deny it, but thereās a chance she will the first few times. Affection is new to her.
Vox
Heās another tall one, so you could climb on him, but heās a bit of a twig tbh, so he might not be able to hold you š
If you fall asleep during conversation, heāll be all pissy, but if you fall asleep ON him, bro glitches so bad
Tried to make sure you donāt fall alseep on the streets in the first place, but if you do, bitch is waking you up, aināt no way heās carrying you
#hazbin hotel#mioās writing ! ā#hazbin hotel x reader#x reader#hazbin hotel x y/n#hazbin hotel x you#x y/n#x you#hazbin adam#adam hazbin hotel#adam x reader#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor x reader#alastor#lucifer morningstar x reader#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer x reader#hazbin lucifer#lute hazbin#hazbin lute#lute hazbin hotel#lute x reader#vox x reader#vox hazbin#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox
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CHUBBY! READER X ALASTOR
I'm soooo sorry that I'm requesting something else this just came to me and I needed your storytelling expertise to bring it to life š¢
ALSO ALSO ALSO this one has a trigger warning so please read with the thought that YOURE PERFECT!!!š¤(if you write it)
OTAY OTAY soooooooooooo reader has been apart of the hotel for awhile and has developed a crush on Alastor from afar and the small instances they do cross paths but hesitates to approach him on her own because well we're shy and HES THE RADIO DEMON anyway reader doesn't have to worry about distance between them because Alastor is AVOIDING HER ALL ON HIS OWN šÆ AND somehow reader gathers the courage to approach Alastor but sees his relationship with Rosie (they're besties, platonic soulmates definitely) and thinks 'wow, she's so beautiful and...thin' and proceeds to lock herself away from everyone (SOLITUDE) and skips meals (starving herself), Alastor is the first to notice shes missin and pulling away but doesn't know how to approach her without stumbling over his words (i like to think that hes a heartbreaker to other women like his fans but with someone that he likes with real feelings hes fumbling in the dark because he could get rejected instead, i will die on the hill) so so so he hesitates to ask reader whats wrong till he hears her throwing up or she says something awful about herself and Alastor gets angry on her behalf and reader goes silent, only for Alastor to take a breath and tell her that 'shes hurting herself, for a shallow reason such as looks', and reader goes 'i thought you liked to watch others downfalls' and then hes like 'not your downfall, never you' š reader starts to cry and shouts "im not Rosie', confused Alastor finally starts putting the pieces together and grabs reader hands and sincerely says "good, i wouldn't rosie anyhow, or anyone else for that matter', reader continuing to cry tells him to stop lying that this joke isn't funny and Alastor kissies her hand as says "whos joking? I only want you, your perfect" then then then slowly Alastor starts to help reader look at themselves in a more positive light [[fit this in somewhere???????Alastor tells reader why hes so close to rosie (he's clueless about reciprocated love so he goes to Rosie because canon that she knows matters of the heart...right?)]]
A/N as always i am obsessed with your request. Also I 100% agree with the assessment of Alastor's ability to talk to people he actually likes. I am literally so obsessed with this request. Also I am assuming from your previous comments you wanted the same bunny demon character?? Please forgive me if I am wrong but I did it for her (because I love her dearly and she is based of meeeee and I'm egotisticalllllll). Kisses bestie <3 <3
Downfall (Alastor x Chubby!Bunny Demon!Reader)
Paring: Alastor x Reader
Word Count: 4,076 (I got a little carried away)
Warnings: BODY IMAGE ISSUES!!! EDS!!!! I think that's it but they're in all caps for a reason so if you have ED issues maybe don't read this one??? It is hurt//comfort tho so maybe do???? Idk. If you get triggered by ed descriptions, don't. If having a fictional character tell you you're perfect the way you are and beg you to stop destroying yourself because they can't bear to watch would help you, do.
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It had taken months. Months of wondering what he was like, of stolen glances, of furtive daydreams. Months of building up courage, of backing down, months of hoping and dreaming. It had taken endless encouragement from Angel, countless pages in her diary. It had taken a million deep breaths, ten thousand trembles of her hands. Months, it had taken months.
It wasn't like Y/n had never spoken to the man before. That wasn't really the issue. She wasn't scared of him, just scared. The simple idea of being alone with him was an intoxicating mixture of terror and utter bliss. Y/n didn't know how to handle it, she didn't know how to handle him.
Alastor was untouchable, nearly semi-divine in her eyes. Sure, he was fucked up, but they all were. At the end of the day, his facade was as easy to see through as a cheap paper crown from a Christmas cracker. Beneath the wide smile, the sharp teeth, the stories, Alastor was just a man. He cared deeply for the world around him, for the people around him and those in his life. No matter how hard he tried to disguise it, it always shone through to Y/n.
It wasn't like she had never spoken to Alastor before, she had just never spoken to him alone before. Every interaction they had ever had was as a part of the larger group of Hotel residents and staff. On the rare occasion they ran into one another in the hallway or happened to each be in the kitchen at the same time, Y/n froze up. Words turned to stones in her stomach and all she could ever seem to manage was a gentle nod, a shaky smile. It frustrated her to no end.
Finally, she had worked up the courage to talk to him. It was all Angel's idea really, she would never have had the thought to do such a thing on her own but his pushing had been relentless and at last, Y/n had agreed.
And it had taken months, months! This was her third attempt to go up to him. They had even lowered the stakes, Angel saying all she had to do was have a single normal conversation with the man and he would let her off the hook, stop his pestering and teasing. It was just her luck, really just her god damn luck.
Sir Pentious had informed Y/n that Alastor had left the hotel to see a friend, Charlie had given her the address of the cafe he had said he would be at should they need him. Everyone was all smiles, all encouragement. Y/n reminded herself to yell at Angel later for spilling her secret although, she guessed she shouldn't have expected anything else from the hotel's biggest gossip.
Putting on her favorite outfit, her hair all done up and makeup perfect, Y/n had slicked her ears flat against her head in determination and stepped out onto the streets of Pentagram City. It didn't take long for her to find the place, a sweet little cafe on the outskirts of Cannibal Town with white wrought iron chairs and a cheerful pink and purple sign. It hadn't taken her long to spot the bright red of Alastor's suit through the window either, standing out against all the muted purples and dark blacks of the other cannibals enjoying their meals within.
"It's fine. It's totally not weird that you're going up to him in a cafe he's having lunch in with a friend, that you.... oh my god Y/n!! He's gonna think you were stalking him! You should just go back and- no! You promised. Y/n, you can do this."
She took a deep breath, centering herself in that little core, that rod of who she was, that shot down the center of her being. Raising a closed fist to her chest, she shut her eyes.
"You can do this, Bunny." she reaffirmed, "You can do this."
Opening her eyes, she crossed the street. Her hand was inches away from the door's handle, her heart racing but set on what she was about to do, when Y/n noticed exactly who Alastor's 'friend' was.
Across the table from him, sipping delicately on a cup of tea, was the most beautiful demon Y/n thought she had ever laid eyes on. She had long, dainty fingers, thin and spidery, and the most perfectly proportioned body. She was tall, long legs sheltered by her skirt and a tiny waist that threw her hips and chest into contrast. The woman's hair was neat, tucked up beneath a wide brimmed hat. Her clothes were classy, her smile was bright and charming, the black holes of her eyes were... were... were everything. She was everything, everything Y/n wasn't.
Suddenly, the weight of her own body against her bones became all too real. She felt the urge to never be touched again, the same strange sickness of her youth sinking its teeth into the softness of her stomach, her thighs, her arms, all of her. Her hand lowered from the handle, Alastor laughing at something the woman had said to him. He seemed relaxed, more at peace than Y/n had ever seen the man before. If that wasn't love, she didn't know what was.
It took a second for the other residents of the Hazbin Hotel to realize the change. Y/n was good at this, she'd had practice. For years, she had worked to move past it all but the threat of a relapse had always hung over her head. It was her sword of Damocles, her fated demise.
Y/n retreated in to herself, she couldn't get the image of that woman out of her head. Poised, statuesque, thin. God, Y/n had never wanted anything more than she wanted to be thin. She wanted to rip fistfuls of flesh from her body, she wanted to wither away so only something beautiful remained.
Alastor was the first to notice. He had a soft spot for the rabbit demon who always seemed to be full of that soft, discrete joy and unending kindness. She was a more toned down version of Charlie. She was genuine and completely herself, no holds bared. She had such a hope, she had such a goodness, it made him wonder why she hadn't ended up in Heaven instead.
The truth was, behind the bravado and the grin, Alastor was scared of Y/n. He was scared he would touch her and she would rot away or worse, that she would run. She was just so good, so intrinsically wondrous, and he was the opposite. She was a fresh rose and he was the person coming haplessly along with a pair of gardening shears. She was radiant, she was carved fresh from marble, he was down bad.
Women had never been a priority or a problem for Alastor. Living and dead, they flocked to him. He knew his reputation was to blame, not to mention his looks. They could be fun for a while. Alastor saw charming them as a game, a good way to pass the time. This was different, Y/n was different. Alastor didn't know what to do so, he did nothing. He avoided her like the plague and when he couldn't, he practically ignored her, barley spared her a word.
Alastor was untethered, completely in the dark and so, he did what everyone does when they feel like that: he went to talk to his best friend. When he had gotten back to the hotel after his rather illuminating little chat with Rosie, Charlie had asked him if he had seen Y/n. It felt like divine chance, a cruel joke of fate, that the demon Princess would bring up the very source of his problems so soon after having at last pushed past his pride to ask for help.
When he had revealed the truth to the gang, that no, he had not in fact seen Y/n, they seemed deflated. There had been some sighs, some shrugs, shared glances he didn't understand and then everything had gone back to normal except, it wasn't quite normal.
Where Y/n could normally be found causing trouble, making mischief with the people who had so quickly become her friends since she had started her stay at the hotel out in the open, there was now a distinct lack of her jovial presence. She began taking her plates to her room at meals, showing up to group activities less and less, claiming she was tired or had a stomach ache. Alastor noticed every time he did manage to catch a glimpse of the marvelous and strange creature who had captured his affections so, she seemed utterly exhausted. Y/n was always bundled up, even on the warmest of days.
He wanted to go talk to her, wanted to ask her if she was okay. Alastor was worried -- genuinely worried -- about her. The only thing that stopped him from knocking every time he passed her perpetually closed door, was that he knew himself too well. He knew that the minute he entered, he'd lose his courage, that the words would become mush in his mouth.
It was pure chance, right place wrong time, that he heard it. Alastor had been following his normal routine, heading up to his radio tower for a broadcast after a group activity. Today had been Operation Navigation! As Charlie had dubbed it. She and Vaggie had built an obstacle course and everyone had a partner who was blindfolded and had to be guided through. When they got to the other end, the pairs had switched. Miraculously, Y/n had shown up to this event.
Alastor had watched her carefully, noting her sluggish movements and the way it took her a second to fully register what anyone was saying in a given moment. It was out of the ordinary and his worry only grew. He knew he was going to have to do something about it eventually but just didn't know how. Maybe it would require another visit to Rosie.
As he walked past the lobby bathroom, Alastor was pulled from his thoughts. The door was slightly ajar, sending shards of light out into the darkened hallway.
"Why isn't it working!"
Came the hushed yell of defeat. It was Y/n's voice, he'd know it anywhere. Alastor stopped walking.
"Why do I have to be..."
There was a sniff, the sound of something hitting the wall. Alastor realized it had been Y/n at the sound of fabric against the wallpaper. He could see her in his minds eye as she slid down the wall, pulling her knees into her chest.
"Why can't I just be skinny."
Y/n's words were muffled, soft and shaky.
"Why can't I just be pretty. Why do I have to be... to be..." her words were briefly broken by a sob, "why can't I just be good. I can't even fucking starve myself right. I wish..."
Alastor's body reacted before his mind could catch up, he knocked gently on the door. There was a little yelp of surprise from within, a few sniffs and some rustling fabric.
"Yeah?"
Y/n's voice trembled as she tried to keep the tears at bay.
"May I come in?"
Alastor heard the sharp intake of breath. It was too late to back down now. The silence was thick between them, it felt eternal.
"Okay." Y/n agreed at last, her voice small, and Alastor stepped into the room.
It was exactly how he had imagined it. Y/n was huddled on the floor next to the door, her knees tucked up under her chin and her arms holding her shins tightly. Alastor noticed that the thick, woolen sweater she had been wearing earlier had been tossed to the side, laying haphazardly beside the sink. Y/n sniffed again, trying to smile.
"Everything okay?" she asked and Alastor fixed his eyes back on her.
Y/n's eyes were rimmed with red. Her ears lay limply around her face which was stained with tears. Her skin was covered in goosebumps, she shivered.
"No. It's not."
She seemed a bit taken aback by his answer, not having grasped the reality of the cracked door earlier.
"I don't... what's wrong?"
"You are starving yourself." Alastor replied in a matter-of-fact voice.
Y/n's eyes went wide.
"Fuck... I... fuck!" she buried her face in her knees, "You weren't supposed to hear that."
"Are you trying to die!?" Alastor asked,
He didn't mean to yell, he didn't mean to be this angry. Everything he said seemed to send shockwaves of regret through his body. No matter what he did, he couldn't seem to stop himself.
"Are you... I just... are you stupid?!"
Y/n looked up at him again, her eyes wet with fresh tears.
"I-"
"You what." Alastor scoffed, "You want to be pretty?"
"I..."
"You want to be pretty so you lock yourself away? You make your friends watch as you... as you what, as you get thin? As you destroy yourself?"
She was crying now, truly crying. Alastor looked away, a hand to his head. He took a deep breath, everything was going wrong. When he looked at her again, her cheeks were flushed from a mixture of shame and hurt.
"I just..." he took another deep breath, sinking to his knees before her, "Why would you hurt yourself so badly for something as.. as shallow as your looks?"
Y/n sniffled, frantically trying to wipe away her tears.
"What, I thought you liked to watch other people's downfalls." she tried to shoot back at him but her words came out stuttering and broken through the thickly falling tears.
Y/n refused to meet Alastor's gaze. Everything was going wrong. She was horribly embarrassed, she felt like a butterfly and Alastor was the terror who had opened her chrysalis too soon. He wasn't supposed to see her like this, he wasn't supposed to see her now. He was only supposed to get the after. It was all for him, after all, wasn't it?
Except, Y/n knew the truth of the matter. Alastor had been the trigger but, these behaviors were too well engrained. She might not have known it then, but she'd been looking for an excuse all along. It was all for her, every inch of agony.
His heart dropped at her words. Was that what Y/n truly thought of him? It would make sense, it was the face he presented to the world after all. He had just thought... he had hoped... Rosie had said....
Rosie. That was the answer. She had told him to be honest, to be vulnerable no matter how terrifying such a prospect could be. She had said it was the only way they ever had the slightest chance.
Alastor reached a hand out gently, turning Y/n to look at him. Her skin was soft to the touch, the beating of her blood thrumming against his fingertips. With the utmost care he could muster in his clawed and rotten hands, Alastor wiped her tears away. He couldn't meet Y/n's eyes but heard her sniffle, watched as the flow of sorrow slowed.
"Not your downfall." he said, his words like quiet feathers falling through the air, "Never your downfall."
At last he met her trembling gaze, fear coursing hotly through him, mingling with his blood. She took a few short, stuttering breaths before bursting into tears once again. Alastor flinched slightly as her head fell forward onto his shoulder.
"But I'm not that woman!"
"Woman... what woman?"
"The one you were with at the cafe!"
"The one... Rosie?"
Y/n nodded, sniffiling slightly as she tried to calm herself down.
"You saw me with Rosie? How?"
"I went... I'd been working up all this courage and... I just wanted to talk to you and Charlie and Pen said you'd be there and... and... and I'm not Rosie!"
Suddenly, everything clicked into place. He had been right all along, Rosie was the answer. With the air of someone who hadn't had much physical affection given to them in their life, or received any for that matter, Alastor slowly wrapped his hands around Y/n's shaking back.
"Good."
"What do you mean 'good'? She's so beautiful and she made you laugh and she's just... she's so beautiful and thin!"
"She is beautiful, and a lovely woman but, I don't want Rosie. Or anyone else for that matter."
Y/n's sobs redoubled, she began to struggle against his grip.
"Let me go! Stop lying, Alastor."
Alastor released Y/n from his grasp and she pushed herself back against the wall, utterly mortified and unable to stop. She crossed her arms over her chest, looking away.
"Stop joking, it's... it's not funny."
"Who is joking? I..." Alastor took a deep breath.
Rosie had been right, it was terrifying. He hope she was right on the second part too, that it would be worth it.
"Y/n, have you seen yourself?"
"Yes! Why the fuck do you think I want to be anything else?!"
Alastor got to his feet, holding a hand out to Y/n.
"Come with me."
"No." she mumbled, scooting further away from him if it was possible.
Under another circumstance, he would have chuckled lightly, he would have found her reaction adorable. This was neither the time nor the place and so, summoning his shadows, he transported them both into the darkness of his room.
Y/n looked around, pulling herself to her feet.
"Where... where are we?"
"My room." Alastor sat down on the edge of his bed, "Come here."
Hesitantly, Y/n took a few steps forwards. Once she was in reach, he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into his lap. The feeling sent sparks through his body, Alastor tried his best to ignore it. There were more important things than the pleasure of the moment. Y/n struggled against his grasp, the tips of her ears dragging slightly across his arms.
"Alastor! Let me go! I'm too heavy!"
"No, you're quite perfect actually."
"I don't want to be touched! I don't want you to... you're making me want to tear my skin off, please."
"No." his voice was firm.
"Please, just please let go of my waist at least."
To this, he relented, one of his arms falling loosely onto her lap as he held the other up, snapping his fingers. Shadow's flooded into the room, bringing with them a full length mirror. He felt Y/n tense in his grasp.
They came to a stop, setting the mirror on the ground before them. Y/n turned her head away, her eyes shut tight.
"Please stop, Alastor. This really isn't funny."
"Y/n."
"No."
"Y/n."
"No!"
Y/n, please."
She had never heard him say the word before. Slowly, she opened her eyes, craning her neck to look up at Alastor.
"I want you to see what I see when I look at you."
"You promise you wont be mean?" Y/n asked suspiciously after a moment.
"I pinky promise."
He had seen her do this before, with other residents of the hotel. A simple locking of pinky's was all it ever took to make a promise, to assuage her doubts, to show she cared. Y/n's eyes widened slightly. Slowly, she reached her hand out, locking her pinky with his. They shook their hands once, the way Alastor had seen her do it a thousand times before.
"Wait." Y/n said as he made to move his hand away, looking away bashfully, her cheeks a bright pink and her voice quiet, "Don't let go."
"Okay."
Taking a deep breath, she turned to the mirror. It was terrible, she felt bile rise in her throat.
"Y/n, you are so... every inch of you is perfect." Alastor took a deep breath, the way his voice trembled not escaping Y/n's notice, "You have... amazing legs. I know everyone's all obsessed with Angel's but, he has nothing on you walking around on those sticks. You're... you're all soft curves and lace. If you were made of anything, you would be satin. You are a nymph rising from the lakes, a wild maenad in the woods. Your eyes shine like true stars, not what we have here. Did you know rabbits were always my favorite animal?"
Y/n giggled slightly, her tearstained cheeks flushed pink.
"Well they were. They still are. Your ears are just to die for, dearest."
He felt her ears twitch slightly against his back at the comment and Y/n watched through the mirror as his smile softened at it's harsh edges.
"Your grace is what the Greeks wrote about. You... Y/n, the first time I set eyes on you, I felt like I was drowning." Alastor looked away, unable to meet her eyes even through the glass, "Like you were a siren and I was nothing more than a hapless sailor at your mercy."
"But you never talk to me."
"You never talk to me!"
Y/n laughed again, smiling a gummy smile.
"I don't have to talk to you to see who you are, Y/n." Alastor continued, his hand that was in her lap turning so his palm rested gently on her thigh, "You light up any room you're in. You are charming and clever and constantly on the look out for places you can instill your special breed of controlled chaos."
Trembling, he shifted his hand in Y/n's so he held hers, raising it to his mouth. The heat of his breath on her skin drove Y/n wild, her breath hitched.
"I am glad you're not Rosie, I don't want Rosie. I don't want anyone else except for you."
Alastor planted a soft kiss on the back of her hand and Y/n's smile only grew, her tears long forgotten now as she watched Alastor's reflection.
"You are perfect. Please, don't change yourself, don't hurt yourself, trying to be something else. I'd miss you."
Slowly, he let their still clasped hands fall into Y/n's lap.
"Do you see now?"
Y/n turned back to the mirror, her head tilted slightly to one side as she hummed in consideration.
"No." she admitted, "But I think I might be able to start."
"One step at a time." Alastor rubbed his thumb over the back of her hand in comforting circles, "I'll be with you the whole way, if you'll have me."
He held his breath, waiting for her reply. Y/n met his eyes through the mirror, her brow furrowed.
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Who is Rosie?"
Alastor could have laughed, he nearly did.
"She is a very old and dear friend. I was going to her for advice, that day."
"You? Needing advice?" Y/n paused before shaking her head, "Nah, I don't see it."
She laughed lightly at her own joke and Alastor smiled softly back at her.
"It was advice about you, actually."
Y/n turned herself in his lap, looking up at him with her legs on either side of his own.
"About me?"
"Y-yes."
He cursed himself internally. Alastor hadn't meant to stutter, she just looked too lovely sitting there and looking up at him with her pretty pink lips slightly parted, her cheeks flushed.
"Well?" she asked expectantly.
"I..." Alastor felt the heat rising in his own cheeks and looked away, "well, I didn't know how to approach you."
"Wait, you were avoiding me this whole time?" Y/n laughed and Alastor nodded, "I thought I was avoiding you!"
"Wait, you were avoiding me?"
His gaze snapped back to hers and she laughed again.
"Yes! I was terrified to speak to you! You're so cool and hot and just... I'm not good at things like this!"
"You think I'm hot?"
"Is that all you got out of what I said?"
"Maybe."
They both laughed this time. Alastor's chest felt lighter than it hand in years.
"So," he began once they had both calmed down, "is that a yes?"
"To what?"
"To letting me... be... with you."
Y/n smiled, reaching a hand up to his cheek.
"That's a 'will you be with me?' I think actually."
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A/N Y'all, there were one or two times I almost wrote my name while doing this one. I've been writing x reader fics for eight years, this never happens to me anymore. I think I related a little too hard. I am x reader fic writing too close to the sun.
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