#it's free comedy

[worstloki]

how do you stand the lokius and sylki shippers intentionally misunderstanding things in your notes? Do you block them, or are you just too chill to care?

if you argue with everyone you disagree with you'll spend a lifetime doing nothing but that

[spookshollow]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[boombox-fuckboy]

Last-minute podcast Halloween costume ideas (very scary):

Wet mouth sounds (extended cut)

"Content Warning: Mature Themes." [Do not elaborate]

The episode that is twice as long as any before it

The 80 decibel difference in volume between podcast and advertisement

Sound of distant emergency sirens

"This Episode is No Longer Available"

Live action adaptation

[sofiaherzen]

MEG RYAN and HUGH JACKMAN in KATE & LEOPOLD (2001) dir. james mangold

[cannibalchicken]

[gothamite-rambler]

Sick day and negotiations

Bruce: You awake? Dick? Nightwing? You awake?

Dick, currently two days into a bad flu, slept soundly as Bruce lightly shook him.

Bruce: There's only one thing to try.

Bruce picked up the bucket of water he snuck in then dumped the cold water on Dick, his bed and Kori who was sleeping next to him. Dick and Kori shot up, both soaking wet.

Kori covered her chest and Dick noticed his father next to his bed, in his bat suit.

Dick (waking up, freezing now): Cold! Cold! Bruce, what the fuck?!

Bruce: Good, you're awake. I'm sorry for sneaking in at three in the morning and I understand you have a minor cold-

Dick (shouting): I have the flu!

Kori (enraged): And I just wanted to be with him since I can't catch the flu easily!

Bruce: Kori, you are not in this conversation and you both have to be quiet your neighbors can hear you.

Kori: Is this actually happening?

Dick: Yes and not the craziest thing he's done.

Bruce: Dick, I've seen you do back flips with a healing stab wound in your stomach, this shouldn't be that big of a deal. I let myself in-

Dick (still shocked at the wake up call): You broke in!

Bruce: Sorry again for that. Isn't it nice I'm saying sorry more? You're welcome. Anyway, can you help me out with a mission? You're the best one for this specific mission.

Dick (sniffling): You... Are paying me for this, you can't ground me for six months no matter what I do and I'm taking Kori on a vacation that you're paying for as well.

Bruce: Is that it? I can work with that. Thanks kid.

Bruce patted his adult son on the head and left the room humming to himself.

Bruce (closing the door): I'll be waiting in the living room.

Kori: Do you need me to give him a little blast or punch?

Dick: I just got us a trip to Paris so I'm going to let this slide with him. Keep the bed warm.

Kori nodded kissing her boyfriend on the cheek.

[januscorner]

The Onion Supports Palestine

[crow-caller]

started playing fallen london cause of your blog and i absolutely love it! Thank u :)

Excellent!!! If I have any power, let it be used to get people to play fallen london and its related games (sunless seas, sunless skies = Survival exploration, mask of the rose = visual novel)

[asleepinawell]

every time i go through the end of ew and see the cs with zenos in sharlayan i have to stop and imagine his conversation with that customs lady at the docks when she asked what his job was and he would have gone off on one of his typical monologues about living for 'the hunt, the THRIIIIIIIIILL of bahttle the raw pulsing ecstacy of being locked together in combat, teeth at each other's throats, giving in to the huungaahh that can never be sated' etc etc and she would have been like uh huh so you're unemployed hmmm i see

[dailyflicks]

#he can’t even froth his own oat milk Free Guy (2021) dir. Shawn Levy

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Cillian Murphy + favorite music moments

happy birthday, Robin! (@madeline-kahn)

[yashley]

Did she keep you trapped?

[panicatthefandomboy]

But for real, such scene's are 10x more entertaining because they can just put them in whatever scenario possible.

Scene 1: Kissing/hugging couple walking into a clean and tidy bedroom, the woman pulling the man inside holding his tie, and closing the door behind them.

Scene 2: we see the woman instantly walk back out of the door with a slim smile of satisfaction, nothing has changed on her asside from a fold on top of her dress which she calmly corrects as she walks out the door. Leaving it open we can look inside and see that there's a duck floaty hanging on the ceiling fan, the curtains on the left window are hanging loose and half burned away. The floor is littered with empty bottles and what seems to be a twister floorboard and bills of monopoly cash. The man is nowhere to be seen, but after a few seconds we see one arm come into view at the edge of the screen exhaustingly reaching across the floor for a pair of shoe's and slowly dragging them out of vision once he finally has a grip on them.

[spaceprincessleia]

138 days until andor s2

[friendlessghoul]

Buster Keaton and Anita Page Free and Easy - 1930