#it's about clowns getting to be clowns
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You know, Meteors AU is a good AU. It’s full of horrors big and small but its also full of softness, friendships, kindness, comfort, support, and the stupidest shenanigans possible in such a setting. I should really go back and try again with the revamped version. I’ve shifted the order of things around because I think it would be way more impactful and would lessen the favouritism significantly and I haven’t played around with this new version much yet
#it's about being saved from the horrors#about the horrors only being revealed in the worst possible way#about trying to escape the horrors alone with no idea what you're doing#it's about moving from one set of horrors to a better set of horrors and making do with it because they're safe and this is most at home#they've ever felt#but its also about stupid shit#it's about clowns getting to be clowns#it's about never having seen a worm before#it's about learning the hard way that the river is always deeper than it looks#by pushing someone in it#it's about digging in the dirt and dragging friend's away from the chocolate aisle in the shop for their own good#it's about learning the military tactics of Uno#and going to war over Mario Kart#it's about discovering shovelware games and learning how to cook pasta with a fire extinquisher handy at all times#it's about arguing with your neighbours pet chihuahua#and throwing your bestie down a bowling alley lane#all this to say it's about finding the freedom to fuck around and have fun#this is the whole point#and the intention is to give that to every animatronic that has ever been in the Plex#along with vanessa and maybe even gregory#not sure how he fits in since he'd show up at the very end pretty much#oh you know I'm noticing a theme here with my plot ideas hm#anyway#yeah that's meteors#fun stuff
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd#dick grayson#robin#batman#the joker#dc comics#mart#thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off#and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later#eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
#also has made it increasingly difficult to relate to those early into their transition honestly#like not in a bitter way it’s just like hard to express how diff the experience is#of being like a year on T vs 5 😭#ETA I muted this post ages ago now but fwiw seeing transphobes pop up in the notes on occasion just to say cruel reactionary shit#you are clowns I cannot imagine seeing a post that is ONLY about discussing with folks about the reality of a medication#and choosing to make that your moment to get a schoolyard bully jab in about how you find it gross or something.#you are less well adjusted than most children. may the universe be kinder to you than you are to others.
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS#uquiz#vampires#twilight#because let's be honest there are a fair few references#and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year!#and i was tired of it sitting there#maybe!#quiz#werewolves#mention#you can get human in this im really sorry#it's a bit of a mean result#oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along#i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask#so maybe one of those guys is the guy?
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈⬛👻🐇
#i just wanted to draw emu as a jiangshi .#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#polysho#enjoy halloween everynyan unfortunately i have to go work a shift. i thought abt dressing up for fun when i get back#but 1 im lazy 2 i dont live alone and its my luck that somebody ends up knocking when im in the middle of being dressed like a clown#so i would rather not risk it. idk how people get into cosplay just for photoshoots/videos i dont have that conviction .#but halloween con was lots of fun and i got to see friends and trade candy so i enjoyed my celebration already. ^_^#also STOP BEATING THE SHITNOUT OF ME IDEK IF I CAN BOOO BACK FROM A SIDE BLOG. YOURE KILLUNG ME#once again some random guy will be hittimg you back. boo#to end my tags i am going to be pissed off because i cannot draw well rn and its KILLING MEEEEEE#im art blocked as hell and mad about it. my zines....#its so annoying like with my personal art its whatever but people spend Money on zines i need to get good.#its been like over a week so i thought inwould be free. sigh#i often draw emu fiending off of tsukasa. the way things should be. amen#also inthink rui would love to go all out for costumes but he got busy modding a tshirt launcher to shoot candy and forgot abt his costume#so hes a tuxedo cat. he thinks hes so funny
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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
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The Justice League will never live it down
#lol#bruce wayne#dc batman#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#batman comics#dc universe#dc#justice league#justice leage of america#tim drake#tim drake wayne#red robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#duke thomas#barbra gordon#damian wayne#robin#clark kent#superman#kal el#superbat#Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments#Picture Barry Allen clowning every week#Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him
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Phantomish Rogues
Team Phantom get ripped from their home universe into the DCverse. With no money or real ID's in this world. Now thats a problem.
Another big problem is that Danny is badly injured and his core kinda put him into a deep cryo sleep. He needs to rest and gather ectoplasm.
Bigger problem Team Phantom have no clue how to get home because they don't know how to decode the Fenton Portal blue-prints, not even Jazz who at the time didn't pay attention to her parents portal work anymore by the time they finished it. The only one who does have an idea is Danny!
Biggest problem, they landed in a place called Gotham that seems to be overrun with actual villains and heroes? (vigilantes). And for some odd reason many of them seem to find them no matter where the Team goes to hide.
Until they can get their hands on a safe space, tech, and money, Team Phantom might have to go a bit Rogue/Villainous if they wanna keep Danny safe until he wakes up.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Team Phantom might have to go Rogue#they don't wanna but they need cash and a safe area#Danny's powers/aura is a bit like catnip to Gothamites because lets face it#that city is cursed and death touched#thats why they keep getting found#Team Phantom is trying to lay low but again they need money and someplace to put Danny to keep him safe#Sam totally wants to join Ivy though#when she finds out about her#Tucker gets into a tech war with Oracle and Red Robin once he gets his hands on some stuff#Jazz beats up Joker when the clown finds their current hideout and is getting to close to her sleeping/healing brother#with a crowbar#that Jason saw and is now swooning#hinted Anger Management#Dani decides she adores Catwoman when she see's how she works#and decides teasing a Bat(Robin) is what she's gonna do now#Dani loves Spoiler too#they both totally get into a glitter war#Danny is getting his sleep in now at least. ZzZzZz
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.
You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god
the current greatest swordsman and the next in line
and the transgenders
#one piece#cross guild#buggy#luffy#gear five#mihawk#zoro#crocodile#one piece crocodile#sanji#jokes aside ive been thinking about this for a while#id love to see these matchups#zoro gets the chance to become the greatest swordsman#mr zero and mr prince get a long awaited face off#and we see buggy reacting to gear five which i think has endless comedic potential#gomu gomu no meme#kir's originals#clown#crocoboy#emo swordsman#chibi nasu#marimo#rubber boy
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turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out
jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop
dirk: seagull + hal
roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish
jake: gcat + his dreamself
#homestuck#homestuck turnabout#turnabout au#homestuck au#jane crocker#jake english#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#poppop#frigglish#lil hal#hal strider#gcat#ive thought if it should be frigglish or mutie thatd be roxys sprite but i thunk frigglish fits more#since in canon mom was the one who got mutie i imagine in tb itd be rose whod get mutie this time#idunno if this makes sense homestuck is too complicated for my brain sometimes#also jane gets harassed with mimes instead of clowns#i think it fits with kurloz giving her nightmares through chucklevoodos and parallels with johns clowns nicely#while still making jack pissed off about his new fit bc of all the frills hell have to wear#leading to him becoming jack cat?? cat noir?? *miraculous ladybug flashbacks*
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Head pats to show your human that you love them 💞
#svsss#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#Mbj#Sqh#scum villian self saving system#scum villains self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#WOW THIS TOOK A LOT LONGER THEN USUAL BUT IM SO HAPPY WITH HOW IT CAME OUT!!#I rarely animate and when i do it pretty choppy so trying to get it smoother was really fun!#i loved the scene where Mobei pats at Shang Qinghuas hair like ah yes finally his human will understand his courting#and in this animation he DOES REALIZE instead of clowning the rest of the book#ah but i love that about them#theyre so cute#my art#my animation#nibbelraz
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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition
#dwedit#doctor who#mrs flood#fifteenth doctor#the master#jacobi!master#tenth doctor#jack harkness#martha jones#twelfth doctor#ninth doctor#*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor#instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too#so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her#it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on#ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years#bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe#later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before#so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby#to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....
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Truly wanna know what the authors of some of those huge billford fics are doing. Like the ones written in 2016. Personally you'd have to institutionalize me.
#the feeling of VINDICATION? i would be so annoying oh my GOD#Like imagen getting clowned on by billdip shippers when yall were like 15 and coming back to THIS 8 years later#oh my GOD i would NEVER shut up#how does it feel to be objectively correct about everything#Cassandra kinnes fr#billford#book of bill#tbob#the book of bill#gravity falls#bill chiper#stanford pines
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Larry being an incredibly talented artist is the funniest gag in the Ace Attorney series. Every time he shows up, Phoenix and Edgeworth always make snide remarks about his art, but it's always really good.
Like from case one of the first game, Larry clearly had mad sculpting ability when he made the thinker clock. He's a good enough actor to play the Steel Samurai at an international display of goodwill. He was able to perfectly paint a variety of scenes he would only have seen for a few seconds across multiple games.
But he's always getting clowned on by the rest of the cast because he's such a pathetic cringefail in every other aspect of his life.
#Larry is like... what if Inigo fire emblem was an ace attorney character#A sad wet cat who's really good at art but is still constantly getting clowned on by his childhood friends#Edgeworth yelling “I will never acknowledge you as the Steel Samurai!”#while doing his pointing animation and a.dramtic sound effect plays#god it's so fucking funny#ace attorney#Larry Buttz#O think I should yell about aa more
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Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)
#cithadol#cithis#pattadol#before anyone starts clowning the prison warden is Not a teen! seems to be the fanon for some people but respectfully i Strongly Disagree#anyway back to business - anyone else started shipping them after the modern AU company meal outing comic that kui posted some time ago ?#this ship is even funnier the longer i think about it because Pattadol is not even Cithis' warden ! thats mithrun !#i could see cithis wanting to do her 'seduce my warden' strategy twice (see her lore page) but then she gets mister depression man#so all she can do to amuse herself is focus her efforts on the other cop there as a little hobby. probably helps that pat is young & pretty#but also deeply annoying so finding ways to make her shut up and stop nagging the crew is a motivating endeavor#okay ill shut up now#dungeon meshi#just cooking my stew (art tag)
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the fact that the ace attorney fandom needed a personal intervention from the official aa twitter account because we were on too much copium will never not be funny to me
#(this is about the sept 29 video)#alright everyone 😔 time to don the clown makeup again 😔#WELL GET SOMETHING NEXT TIME#ace attorney#okramblings
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