#it’s so funny to see my eras

[thekingk0ng]

wow my blog is 12 years old today. my baby has entered middle school :)

[puppyrelp]

everyone moved on but i'm still here (i only drew my interests)

[bb-eb-db-bb-eb-b-ab-f-b-ab]

THIS SCENE—

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

[fearandhatred]

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the fic post

[beatcroc]

what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?

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[oriixxc]

2020 vs 2024

[necrotic-nephilim]

au for the ask game: omegaverse where omega dick grooms ealry-presented alpha tim in "prodigal son"

dick is going through one of the worst periods of his life after breaking up his wedding with kory (maybe she, like a tamaran, couldn't understand the secondary gender of humans and during the breakup said something bad about dick as an omega) and then tim appears with stars in his eyes and believes that dick is the best human being on earth.

bonus points if the society has progressed enough and mating with children is strictly prohibited, even if they present early.

for the ask game!

gdfdsfdgbf anon i'm kissing you on the mouth. this is my favorite flavor of Omegaverse, especially for DickTim. i'm a proud believer in the dominant omega!Dick/submissive alpha!Tim propaganda. also a big fan of how terrible Dick's life is during Batman: Prodigal. and i just. man i love the Omegaverse concepts of alien characters like Kory not understanding secondary gender and it causing rifts.

what's fun about the Prodigal era is just how isolated Tim and Dick are during it. Bruce is off.. being fucking Bruce, and Alfred is also away, so it's really just Dick and Tim for a bit. they've always worked with each other and have a repertoire, but a lot of the conversations they have about each other's pasts are happening for the first time. so it's such a fun time for Tim to present as an alpha. and of course, his hero worship for Dick (especially after having to deal with Jean-Paul) makes it so *easily* for Dick to just. slip his fingers into. Dick's isolated from the Titans, he's lost Kory, he's on the rocks with Bruce, and so there's just something so nice about this kid who still holds utter faith in him. he doesn't see any of the societal stereotypes about omegas in Dick, he just sees Dick. and then, he presents and he trusts *Dick* with that information, lets Dick guide him through the most awkward parts of presenting. how can Dick not want to take advantage of that? a young, fresh alpha who he's currently in charge of mentoring, with no one to stop Dick or notice what he's doing.

it's still tricky, of course. Dick not only has to make sure he's not breaking the law, but he also has to keep Tim from noticing, immediately. Tim's hero worship crush is the most obvious thing about him, but that doesn't mean Dick can jump on him. it needs careful time and planning. Bruce might not be around, but Tim still has his dad who could notice the scent of an omega on Tim. so instead of marking Tim, Dick starts marking himself with Tim's scent. it starts small, using the same blanket Tim has used in the Batcave, grabbing a couple of Tim's oversized hoodies and wearing them. things with plausible enough deniability, but enough that Tim starts to subconsciously associate his scent with Dick. when he can't smell himself on Dick he feels like something is wrong. and when he's finally brave enough to bring it up to Dick, Dick is able to spin it on Tim. make it seem like Tim is the one coming onto Dick, assuming things. Dick plays it cool, pretending to be shocked by the idea of it. he gently explains to Tim what he could be implying about their relationship and Tim is *mortified*, apologizing and tripping over himself to try and fix it. but Dick just calms him down, promises Tim he isn't mad bc hey, Tim is a fresh alpha and he presented so *young*, it's difficult to navigate.

so you have Dick offering to help navigate this with Tim and using it to get closer and closer to Tim. grooming him into the type of alpha that Dick wants in a relationship. anytime there's behavior in Tim that Dick doesn't like, Dick can pretty easily redirect by dropping comments about how Tim just "can't help" acting like this because of his alpha nature, which instantly makes Tim scramble to fix it. Dick likes Tim for who he is, this cute, sweet kid who's such a handsome little alpha. but he's rough around the edges and Dick puts it on himself to smooth those edges over. he's playing the long game with this, and he doesn't mind waiting it out. and Tim can't complain when Dick pushes the boundaries, making him uncomfortable, because he doesn't want Dick to think he's a *pervert* for thinking that way. it's one big mind game.

i do think, Dick would cave and sleep with Tim before Tim's an adult. he's smart enough not to mate Tim, and he's definitely smart enough not to sleep with Tim enough for Bruce, a beta, to notice what's going on. but when some sort of sex pollen incident triggers a simultaneous heat and rut for Dick and Tim respectively, it's the most convenient in that Dick needs. Dick acts like they're doing this out of necessity, that he's giving in even though he doesn't want to, just because of how Tim's acting under the aphrodisiac. it gives him complete control over the sex because Tim is so desperate to not give in to his "alpha ways" and hurt Dick by being violent or animalistic. Dick gets to pin Tim down, possibly even tie him down "for his own safety" and ride him until Tim is a crying mess under Dick. after the first time, if Dick orchestrates more scenarios where they end up in "fuck or die" situations well, it's not like anyone's noticing. at the height, he even manages to have sex with Tim without that sort of pretense, he just has to act like he can tell how needy Tim is and sigh, pretending he's the one doing Tim a favor "just this once" by letting Tim fuck him.

in the end, it's a long con that pays off. it takes until Battle for the Cowl but Tim's a legal adult. and Dick is Batman again, which really does feel like everything coming full circle. part of the reason Dick makes Damian Robin is to remove the pretense of Tim and Dick being sidekick and mentor. it makes it easier for Dick to insist he really does see Tim as a full adult (even if he doesn't, deep down. Tim is still a fresh teenager, just because it's legal doesn't make it any less morally questionable) and something more than Robin. Dick makes a comment about them being mates so offhandedly it makes Tim stop in his tracks. Tim, who's about to go on his Red Robin arc and isolate himself, now has a chance at being mates with his hero. a chance to smooth over their differences and be actual equal partners. of course, Tim jumps on it. maybe deep down, after they mate and Dick is all too pleased with himself, it clicks for Tim that this was all a set-up. he puts the pieces together while they're cuddling in bed. he knows deep down that Dick will never *actually* see him as an equal. but, the deed is done and if Tim is going to give himself over to anyone, of course it's going to be Dick Grayson.

[deus-ex-mona]

favourite stupid relationship dynamic: idiots who would immediately protect and defend the other but never themself

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own

[whiskeyswifty]

omg pls elaborate on the lucky one joni thing!!

another busy weekend, another late reply. i think what i meant was just like it's kind of presumptuous to write a song about the interior life of your idol, despite having never met her or spoken to her. and it may be based off things joni herself has said (idk joni is a blindspot for me), but it goes a bit further than that to draw conclusions and mythologize someone who you have no idea how they felt about it then internally and how they feel about it now. and not only that, but she then compares herself to joni, to go as far as to say oh, we have walked the same path and i get it. which is so like???? but to imply even further in meta context of the album being her official foray into pop stadium tour stardom like "not me though. happy for you, and don't worry i sooooo get why you gave all this up, joni, but not me though. i'm built different ❤️" WILD to say to a seasoned veteran as green as Taylor was and expect her to be..... touched??

its not a bad thing to do, it's just brazen in a very 21/22 year old way that is hilarious in retrospect. we all think we "understand" our idols through consumption of their art when we're young and have little experience out in the world. this entire website is a temple to that belief and mindset. not to mention that whole album was taylor in her fanfic era, writing songs mythologizing and characterizing people she had little to no contact with outside of being a fan herself, so it's par for the Red course. (lest we forget her writing a fanfic song about her bf's GRANDMA). like of course joni mitchell, one of music's most standoffish figures currently living, wouldn't want to talk to a girl who not only wrote fanfic of her, but also simultaneously compared herself to joni as if she was her equal. how the hell else was that going to go over other than terribly lmaooooo???? it's even funnier in the current context of her place in culture because taylor's own control of her narrative is (seemingly) one of the most important things to her. she continues to work very hard to make sure we know her work ethic and the breadth of her talent and everything else and that's great! but while taylor has more tact than joni, to say the least, someone that obsessed with their own self mythologizing might finally understand joni's ire and she too would not be thrilled about a kid openly writing a song (for profit) wherein they make declarations about her and try to mythologize her interior life as she still lived and breathed.

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

debbie probably got sick of living with her four brothers and tbh i wouldn’t blame her

[skitskatdacat63]

This is a special genre of f1 picture(to ME.)

[vanhelsingapologist]

Vallaki coup went really well and now two of the most unempathetic, sleep deprived wizards are in charge of a populace, which is only a slight step up from a bloodthirsty vampire obsessed with a dead woman.

updates and spoilers for our game in the tags!

[blueclearcloud]

Broke: Expecting Great Ace Attorney Investigations with Asougi, Van zeiks, Gina, and Maria

Woke: Wanting TGAA Investigations with Haori/Rei, Natsume Soseki, and Hosonaga,and maybe Mikotoba.

This would make no sense at all but would be funny as hell to me. I also just want to see these minor characters come back as silly as ever.