#it’s so fun idk i love them so damn bad

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

So if a Mel and Caitlyn pair up defeats a dictator and wins a war (at least the first part), a Vi and Jayce team up only ever kills kids or fucks up a mission, and l then what does a Jinx and Viktor pair do? What do the other options make?

Here are my ideas, ranking from best outcome to worst or what actually gets done.

Genuinely think a Viktor Mel pair (depending on if they both have some sort of magic) save the world. Both incredibly intelligent. Both caring but can’t be manipulated by emotions easily (influenced is a different story but damn when you’ve got a terminal illness or a dictator mom it’s hard being normal). However I think the arcane writers knew the team up would be too powerful. Also incredibly sexy. If they just had tea together once I think there would be no arcane story to tell.

Cait and Viktor. Not a lot getting done but if we’re thinking season 1 then it’s gonna be so nice and calm. They’re having tea. They’re planning our improvements for Zaun. A harp sings in the distance. They talk about Jayce. Caitlyn asks questions and listens to the answers and vice versa. World peace maybe not achieved but close.

Technically Jayce helped Cait free Vi and helped cover it up, as well as help her when Caitlyn tried explaining what was going on with Silco. Very even results. Nothing major changing here but typical for people who literally just bring out nothing in each other besides…friendship? Siblings? Idk.

Vi and Viktor would probably get along in the sense of they knew an older Zaun. (At least in comparison to Jinx.) Vi can be pretty gentle and Viktor definitely cares. Battle wise he ain’t gonna do much (the only time he really fought was when it wasn’t a good thing for anyone) but he’s bring the smarts to Vi’s streets. They’re gonna win the battle but it will be tough. Some lives may be lost but it ain’t theirs.

Mel and Vi….Vi does not like politicians. Vi does not like people from Piltover beyond Caitlyn (and maybe Jayce?) They argue the whole time. Nothing bad happens but nothing gets done. It’s mostly Vi’s fault but Mel can’t let it go. It’s been three days and they haven’t left the council room. It ends with the mutual agreement to never meet again.

Technically a Cait/Jinx pair saved Vi (after the commune) and also the conversation they had in the jail was actually civil. Don’t think a whole lot is getting done but a good battle buddies I think. There’s gonna be tension though. Lots of arguing and glares. Caitlyn’s hair is now orange and Jinx lost another finger. Lots more damage than necessary.

Mel and Jinx. Someone is dying. It might not be one of them but it’s definitely someone who shouldn’t be dead. Mel’s level-headedness barely works on Vi and it definitely won’t work on Jinx. She’s never had a younger sister. Jinx knows what buttons to push. The building is on fire.

Jayce and Jinx. Mostly everyone is dead except for Vi and Viktor somehow, or the exact reverse. They haven’t stopped arguing since they met. They just keep slapping each other like cats. Jayce keeps trying to hit her with the hammer but she’s elusive and it’s like a game of wack-a-mole. He kills a kid each time instead. Jinx won’t stop making fun of him. Someone lost a limb at some point.

Jinx and Viktor. Everyone is dead. I would say they are too but no, they’re stuck at the end of the universe with each other. It’s equally both their faults. Viktor deadnames her every time she insults him. She never stops and neither does he. They each have a shrine to their respective loved one and it’s the only places they don’t bother each other. She bleached half his hair. He poured out her nail polish. They fight till the end of time itself. Sometimes they have movie nights where their respective hallucinations (Silco, Sky) join.

[butchyeons]

Ok definitely interested in nsfw HCs for them not just because duh it’d be hot but im interested in how they’d work things out but I think it’s nice to see both trans and disability rep with those sorts of things :3

ok ok so *rubs hands together* there is a lot. sorry i’m insane but there’s so much to be said. they’ve been together for so long and they know each other so well ugh i love lesbians. anyways i will put it under a read more bc yes

minors dni

general stuff:

there aren’t exactly set positions. jeongyeon does tend to be more of the top because she doesn’t enjoy penetration as much as nahyo

however! nayeon is actually lowkey the most dominant. she likes to give as much as she can- but she has a sadist streak in her that just cannot be tamed

jihyo tends to be the most needy out of all of them. she is very fun to play with, and najeong love to play with her LMAO

and then more stuff about them individually

jihyo:

her bottom dysphoria was really rough at the beginning. she had to rlly get herself in the mindset to really do anything at all, which could take a bit. but when she met najeong, it all kinda went out the window. they practically worship her dick it’s not even funny

she does have to take pills to. yknow. help get it up since estrogen makes it harder for her to get hard, especially now that she’s getting a little older. but she is so horny it’s crazy. ofc najeong doesn’t judge her for this

she isn’t big by any means but she’s thick. also uncut bc yes that’s so fun. you can only imagine what happens when they give her head

she loves when they suck her off. like. they’re so good to her sometimes it makes her want to cry but really they both just have crazy head game. having them both on her at once is a very quick way to get her to finish fast

she loves being fucked but she loves to fuck nayeon even more. after her accident, they had to find ways to make everything work. missionary is the easiest for her. she can’t really hold herself up for long periods of time anymore, but if she has a pillow under her hips she can last a lot longer.

if nayeon can’t handle it though jihyo will eat her out until she herself can’t think straight. she gets pussy drunk like no one’s business

the breeding kink is so fucking bad. she wants jeongyeon to knock her up more than anything else on this earth. it’s so bad they had to get a strap that cums LMAO

she also loves breeding nayeon. and then eating her out afterwards. yay

her daddy/mommy kink is also so crazy. she just loves the lack of control over everything else like damn. she needs to be owned

she rlly hates overstim. anything that’s too much sensory input overwhelms her in a bad way. she can handle some but not too much of it

however she loves pain. she purposely buys nayeon new nails so she can tear her back up. she also rlly loves when jeongyeon spanks her as a punishment. she only likes her hands though- toys are too much

they’ve been experimenting with a chastity cage. nayeon makes her wear it as a punishment- makes her watch jeongyeon fuck her. jihyo seems to really like it- it’s just uncomfortable enough for it to be pleasurable for her LMAO

she doesn’t rlly like any form of like. fleshlight type toys. the texture is rlly weird, and they can overwhelm her easily. any toys they try have to pass the jihyo sensory test

she does enjoy a nice collar and leash though

also the sweat thing rlly wasn’t a joke. she rlly does like when jeongyeon’s all sweaty. multiple times she has practically jumped her the moment she walked in the door after an especially long day at work. bc she likes it a lot. but god forbid she ever straight up admits that to jeongyeon- she will never let her live it down

she needs a lot of aftercare, even for the most simple of scenes. she can get stuck in her head a bit, or sometimes the dysphoria does come back. but najeong always provides it. she gets taken care of first almost always. she’s their baby fr they just want her comfortable

one time she got overwhelmed in the middle of stuff and had to stop and that’s when the autism question popped in her head. LMAO like she’s pulled out and clinging onto nayeon for dear life while jeongyeon eats her out and she’s just like “guys do you think i should get tested for autism??” just 30 year old undiagnosed lesbian things

jeongyeon:

they both call her daddy. bc of course they do

like i said before she’s not huge abt penetration- she tends to be the one wearing the strap the most. she rlly prefers clit stimulation only- and she rlly loves overstim- bc penetration just hurts and it always kinda has for her. plus she can get in her head about it

however, she’s let jihyo fuck her plenty of times. jeongyeon loves how excited jihyo gets when she lets it happen- multiple times she’s nearly cum from jeongyeon just putting on the condom. it’s that bad

jihyo doesn’t use condoms with nayeon- doesn’t exactly have to. but she has to with jeongyeon. one time they were not thinking abt it and well… they had a pregnancy scare LMAO! sometimes they rlly can’t just stop a scene to get a condom on, so it doesn’t happen often

she’s not gonna be upset if she doesn’t get off. she’s more concerned abt her girls’ pleasure before her own

one of jeongyeon’s favorite things to do is encourage jihyo to fuck nayeon. like. omg she loves to tell jihyo just how good she’s doing- how good she fucks her

one of her fave things is holding either nayeon or jihyo while the other eats them out/sucks them off. she just loves dirty talk- she’s very vocal

she doesn’t shave at all but on the occasion where nahyo eats her out, she asks if she should. only to be met with a swift no. they would fr kill her if the bush went anywhere. it’s a TREAT

since it’s hard for nayeon to hold herself upright for too long, jeongyeon rlly loves to ride her face. and jihyo eats nayeon out while they do this. it’s great

her breeding kink also goes so crazy. like she isn’t getting bred, she’s doing it. she wants to get them pregnant so bad but god gave her that stupid pussy!! a butch can dream tho

her chest is super sensitive. and since she sleeps practically naked bc she’s so warm, it makes it rlly easy for jihyo and nayeon to take advantage of that

part of why she’s been considering going on t is bc she rlly wants a tdick. like. not only would it help her feel better abt her body, but she thinks tdicks are incredibly hot- and she wants one so bad

a thought she gets off to so often is the idea of nayeon giving jihyo instructions on how to suck her off. so that’s crazy

if she does end up going on t there’s probably gonna be a whole fic abt them all learning how to get her off together with the bottom growth. it’s rlly sweet for all of them

she doesn’t need a lot of aftercare. on the rare occasion she does, it’s mostly just being held and reassured. she’s trying to get better abt it, but she can’t help but feel out of body after sex sometimes

she might be the top but she’s rlly not the one in control- that’s nayeon’s job

nayeon:

she tends to be the most dominant even if she isn’t topping. she loves to give jeonghyo orders. she likes being in control, and jeonghyo rlly do give it to her. she’s always been like that to a degree

she rlly does love to watch jeongyeon absolutely rail jihyo into the mattress while she gets herself off with her fingers or a toy

she really loves wearing the strap and making jihyo ride her. she also loves watching jeongyeon jack her off until she cums all over her stomach. like top 5 sights ever to nayeon truly

sometimes she makes jihyo call her mommy, but she always calls jeongyeon daddy

one of her fave things to do is overstimulate jeongyeon while jihyo watches and isn’t allowed to touch. she loves to use their wand on jeongyeon- edging her before keeping it pressed against her until she sobs. they’ve been doing this and keeping jihyo wearing the chastity cage, with a plug in her ass. jihyo says she’s never finished harder in her entire life than after the first time they did it. it was all nayeon’s idea LMAO

she loves jihyo’s dick in her. like she’s obsessed with how it stretches her out in just the right ways. she loves when jeongyeon fucks her too, but nothing compares to jihyo’s dick. and she gets to take it raw so that’s another thing that makes her head absolutely spin

her head game is genuinely ridiculous. she’s made both of them finish in literal minutes. which is rlly good for her bc she can’t hold herself up for too long without her leg locking up

a few times she’s gotten so carried away that she didn’t notice her leg locking up. and then that’s a whole mess- but she says it was so worth it while jeongyeon and jihyo pepper her leg and hip in kisses, massaging it to help it stop cramping

another fave position of hers is riding jihyo while jeongyeon holds her up from behind. it just feels so good to have her girls making sure she’s safe and comfortable during everything

another breeding kink sufferer. not only does it apply to jeongyeon, she wants jihyo to get her pregnant so bad. they are filthy.

she doesn’t like a lot of pain. the most she can handle is some hair pulling. she’s okay with overstim and edging- but rlly she loves to dish it out more than anything else. and she never gets punished bc she’s princess #1!!

she rlly wants to try pet play. she’s obsessed with bunny tail plugs bc of course she is. but she also wants to make jeonghyo her puppies- jeongyeon especially

her sex drive kinda crazy icl she would fuck them every single day if she had the chance or the energy

she loves aftercare. she loves to pamper jeonghyo and loves when they pamper her. she loves cuddles so much, probably just as much as jihyo. but she also loves to help jeongyeon put medicine on jihyo’s back, loves to help talk jeongyeon down from any anxiety she has. words of affirmation are her thing, and that applies heavily in her aftercare

jeongyeon always helps her get up and move around after they get done. jihyo joins too once she’s recovered. it’s not good for her to stay in one place for too long. her bones creak a lot and they joke abt it but she rlly feels nothing but love from her girls

ok phew. their sex goes so crazy. but it’s so much love it’s rlly insane just how much those three love each other. they rlly work well with each other, which is one thing that rlly keeps them all together. jihyo is genuinely convinced they were made for one another- like they all work out so perfectly. anyways it’s all sappy and gay and i love them so bad

[triglycercule]

alright i finished this so i need to celebrate my accomplishment (???) by sharing it to the world

BETTER versions of my trio designs. because boo boo the other old ones were BORING and TOO SIMPLE and lowhighkey UGLY. i had no idea what i was thinking when i made this but i guess design notes before to see if i can figure out what the fuck these mean 💀

killer🔪:3

he got a GLOW UP!!! when i was figuring him out i was thinking like. this man needs to look combat ready he CANNOT look chill and relaxed he MUST look good to fight. killer can't catch a break 💀 anyways. it's ALSO not revealing (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎) because i feel he would NOT wear that stuff cmon flirty =/= revealing. his charms are found through his words and actions (stabbing someone through the heart) (speaking of the heart i couldn't be bothered to draw his soul mb)

the gloves/shirt/leggings under his clothes may LOOK seperate. but its actually all one big piece!!! because i thought it would be silly and funny :3 but like on a serious note i like this because it provides an extra layer of protection (both in a fight and not) and like. a sense of anonymity i guess??? like you can't see killer's natural body you cant SEE who he was before because hes changed that much (or i guess HE cant see who he was b4 wtvr)

actually a lot of killer's outfit has meaning behind it. knee pads = unnatural body imitation killer is a whole new being now not monster (also adding 2 the combat look :3) belts = restraint killer needs to stay in line and do as he's ordered (i needed some visual interest 💀) zippers on shoes?? actually no meaning i just thought it would be cute. somehow i managed to find meanings 4 all of the trio's zippers. killer's is jammed in that spot. show like idk he is irreversibly changed to what he is now (a lot of this makes no sense)

horror 🪓 :3

if you remove all the rips in the clothes he'd be the most basic out of all of them. but theyre there so he's NOT the most basic! 4 horror i was thinking like "you can see he's fucked up but you can also see he's desperately trying to keep it together" type feel. i totally didnt steal those under socket lines (thank you mania and paranoia for donating to your og versions :3) to make horror look more 🌀🌀🌀 (cannot describe it)

the cloak was stolen from undyne trust. he wears it as a power move FUCK YOU!!! to her :3 also it looks royal and regal which could kinda show like horror's power and sway over snowdin. he's DEFINITELY not a king but he is a provider and a lot of what he says goes around those parts. a lot of ppl look to him as like world's shittiest leader(ish). also i just wanted him to have something unique!

underneath horror's jacket his shirt is reaaaally torn he should probably replace it. there are some holes from when he was pinned down with spears during the core incident and then the whole lower half is just totally torn off from that one comic 💀 but thats why the jacket is zipped up! however the zipper broke and now the jacket can't unzip! (because horror struggles with the fact that horrortale ISNT gonna be perpetually shitty (everyone say thanks aliza) and would rather nobody see him vulnerable)

dust🧣:3

i didn't change much about him lowkey he's pretty much wearing the same CLOTHES. just that the style and way he's wearing them changed. wanted him to give like,,,,, comfy (because bro did not change out of his sansish clothes) but also like FOCUSED o(≧口≦)o like horror he has the under socket line but thats just to make him look more stressed and tired

i moved around the scarf to NOT be around his neck bc it was sooo annoying drawing the hood and then having to account for the scarf. it kind gave him a baby face vibe which i did NOT like. also i think dust would wear the scarf however. very versatile as long as the scarf remains intact. so it COULD go around waist COULD be around neck COULD be around limbs

i didn't mean to do this but the black thingy around his shoulders (was originally there just to fill in the empty space without the scarf there 💀) could be seen as like mourning wear. again with the silly zipper symbolism but dust's zipper is fine its not broken like horror or killer's are because he chose to go down this path. dust CHOSE to zip it up and now its too late to go back now (so bro MUST power through ‼️‼️ he cant unzip the zipper now!!!!)

overall i like these. usually i like coming up with cool unique character designs its so fun but my trio was hard (im hard). probably bc i didnt wanna make then wear anything too weird Dx BUT NOW AT LEAST THEY ALL LOOK LESS BABY!!!! i think i depicted how i see them though like ughhh cannot explain but now they look like how i want them to sound

[coquelicoq]

i'm now looking at my list of least favorite french words to pronounce and going "too many r's" for about 40% of them and "skill issue" for most of the rest. some of these are actually very fun to pronounce i just couldn't wrap my tongue around them a year or so ago, but now i can i guess??? so that's very exciting. makes me hope that someday i'll be able to pronounce the rest of them. this is a bit pie in the sky because i really don't see myself ever getting there with procureur du roi but you never know. and luckily the french abolished the monarchy so it's not like i'll ever have to use that phrase in modern conversation.

anyway here are the words i actually love pronouncing now: décaf��iné diététicien filleul pneumonie

i now feel normal/neutral about these words that used to be hard for me: automne, condamner douloureux électricité, énergie inférieur, supérieur, etc. itinéraire lourdeur salmonellose sclérose subodorer succincte

words that are definitely within the realm of my current capability but i haven't practiced them enough: bugle hiérarchisation méditerranéen phtisie

words that are still the bane of my existence but i live in hope: [yʁ] plus at least one other r or [y] sound: chirurgie, fourrure, marbrure, moirure, nourriture, ordures, peinturlurer, procureur du roi, prurit, purpurin, sculpture, serrurerie, structure, sulfureux, tournure all words beginning with ur-, hur-, or sur- other difficult sequence of r's and vowels: construire and other -truire verbs; lueur and sueur; utérus too many r's: marbre, martre, meurtre, opprobre, proroger, réfrigérateur, rétrograde, rorqual difficult sequence of vowels and/or semivowels: coopérant, extraordinaire, hémorroïdal, kyrie eleison, météorologique, micro-ordinateur, micro-organisme, mouillure, quatuor, vanillier not pronounced the way i would expect from the spelling: indemne, penta-, punk just hard for some reason: humour

[astrxealis]

if i do "?" in text i'm genuinely tilting my head like a dog if i do "!!" my eyes are sparkling and i am figuratively wagging my tail if i am IN ALL CAPS i'm screaming from the top of a mountain with all the power i can with love and the strength of RAGHHH within me

[dootznbootz]

I fucking hate those colds where you just have fucking fog for brains >:(

[hauntingblue]

Lenore and her pet play with Hector.... I am looking

[anonyanonymouse]

🙈

[cerealmonster15]

i dont think i ever felt more annoyed at commercials than when those mean girls walmart ads were playing a few months ago or whenever that was

[bethiewhimsy]

i’ve been stricken with so many problems.

[running-in-the-dark]

the thing is. I've said many times that it'd probably be better if I didn't post on here so much, especially when I'm not doing so great. it does not feel good. but. when I don't, it just all stays inside my head and it feels so much worse for far longer, so I really just don't know how I would cope without this.

[yelloworangesoda]

gotta get off the internet and only interact irl with people who were 30 before they got their shit together i cant keep doing it like this

[triglycercule]

who made the mtt. and no i dont mean like who made the CONCEPT of the murder time trio (because i know who that is. touken kamui i thank you for the fangame every day :3) but like,,,, who decided to just randomly pair these 3 together?? like whaaaat.......

part of me wants to believe it was rahafwabas with the whole bad sanses group thingy being made with those 3 in there and then like. the fangame just gave them specifically a seperate group name. but STILL,,,,, where did this trio come from

[pebblezone]

this Tylenol ain’t shit w

[arolesbianism]

If I ever do get properly into dst character modding I like have to make an oni character mod at some point, but the issue is Id want it to be an Olivia mod so bad but also Nails is as far as I'm aware the only legal character name wise and as such it feels like it has to be them, y'know for the bit. But also I have already written too much Olivia dst dialogue and I need an excuse to use it damnit

[astrxealis]

went out w friends today super duper fun i'm really happy but anyway just on here to say it's my break now so i'll be a bit more active i hope, it's my bday soon too, and i got asked my gender today which was p cool 😙🥺💗✨