#it’s been a while bitches
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Lore accurate Fiddlestan
Og source^
#gravity falls#book of bill#stanley pines#grunkle stan#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddstan#meme#this is the worst year of Fiddlefords life#wasn’t sure at first who to make the person dropping the wallet but the one stealing it would always be Stan#made this in like 10 mins#while listening to takin what’s not yours by TV girl#I’m working on an actual comic I promise#schools been a bitch this week
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I’d like to thank everyone who is creating content this month. You’re all feeding us so well 🧎🏻♀️ I am in awe of you
#j thinks thoughts#it’s been a while bitches#I’m always lurking tho#I just don’t Post 🤭#I miss the hq fandom sm YALL 😫#those of you writing and drawing hq this month#KNOW THAT I SEE YOU AND I LOVE YOU
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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I think they should let Talia have a recurring boytoy, somebody mature and unassuming but cultured like a professor or an art director or something. He serves no narrative purpose other than to give Talia a taste of the life she could have if she wasn’t burdened by her connection to the league, and to make Bruce jealous even though they’re not together anymore. Idk I just want nice things for her
#Wait. What if he was a doctor. Could be a girlfriend too I’m not picky#Listen I know the whole point is that Bruce is her one true love but can’t she have a little side piece let her have fun she deserves#to be adored. I hate to see a bad bitch hung up over a man and it’s Batman of all people that is so sick#and i say recurring boytoy because while Talia has been shown to have hook ups and flings she’s never really had another Partner#Talia al Ghul#dc
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The eyes of the Lord are toward the righteous.
#HEY ITS MORE UNKNOWABLE KIM DOKJA!!!#i finally put clothes on his bitch ass its been so long#anyways you ever think about how no one really properly saw kdjs face for like A While if at all in orv#because i do#i do often#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient readers viewpoint#kdj#kim dokja#bard draws
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"ohh thorin trusts Bilbo above his own family and kin because he just loves him sooo much because I think romantic love is superior to any other form of love" or maybe it was he was experiencing a severe episode of paranoid psychosis and he implicitly trusted Bilbo because he was the only person in the Company who didn't have any preexisting, longstanding loyalities to him (as a King or brother-in-arms or Family or otherwise) and followed him purely out his own desire to and he saw Bilbo stay by his side even after his contract had ended even though he knew how much he wanted to go home (and had every reason to at that point). maybe it was because he knew Bilbo would had nothing to gain by betraying him (re: no birthright to the crown, no desire for riches or property, etc). Maybe he believed he could confide into Bilbo because he felt like he wasn't responsible for his safety in the same way he felt responsible for his nephews or his kin (as their King), and he no longer need to mantain any sort of formalities or barriers with him (because Thorin is not. his. King).
sorry I just refuse to believe Thorin doesn't love his nephews as much as he loves Bilbo (someone who he'd only known for 6~ months at that point) and I think there's a lot of better ways to explain his behavior here
#can you tell I've gotten sick of seeing people dumb down this plot point and thorin's goldsickness in general#people be normal about psychosis challenge!! (impossible)#alluding to that post I made a while back about it#this doesn't conflict with bagginshield in any way either. if anything I'd argue it adds more depth to it#all I'm saying is that it's kind of ludicrous to imply Thorin loved his nephews or cousins to a lesser degree#especially if you believe it's JUST because Thorin's love for Bilbo is romantic#pychosis is a bitch and can make you do things you'd never wish to do in a million years (speaking as a schizophrenic person)#and there's a million reasons why persecatory delusions can make you trust one person you love over another#and at least in my experience it's NEVER been just because I didn't love the other person “enough”#my post#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield
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this right here, this episode, this is the funniest relationship that has ever existed in btvs To Me anyway. the most important girl in all the world and her yappy mortal enemy who is obsessed with her and who she keeps teaming up with for some reason and also her boyfriend. btw the boyfriend and the mortal enemy are pseudo-family and hate each other. ALSO, the mortal enemy thinks that the girl should break up with the boyfriend :/ and he's right :/
#it's terribly simple#i screenshotted this moment here because angel is SO DONE with BOTH of them in this scene its actually hilarious#much comment has been made about how he's annoyed with/argues with/threatens spike in lovers walk but buffy gets it too#you know theres a solid HOUR of them traversing sunnydale continuously bitching each other out while angel wishes he were back in hell#i think we should have gotten a three ep arc of lovers walk. they should have scrapped some of the weaker s3 plots and given us more of thi#*this
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"... we were standing beside Arthur, who, poor fellow, was speaking of his part in the operation where his blood had been transfused to his Lucy’s veins. I could see Van Helsing’s face grow white and purple by turns. Arthur was saying that he felt since then as if they two had been really married, and that she was his wife in the sight of God. None of us said a word of the other operations, and none of us ever shall."
#is this anything#dracula daily#dracula#i made this meme 1 year ago and remembered it a little while ago n I've been saving it since then#i was reading dracula for a class and wrote in my copy 'this bitch has 4 husbands' in the margin when I got to this part
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made some more renders of the guy cause i was bored
here's all the seperate images for the 4th one btw, i wanted to give the impression of him just now realizing he had 4 fingers and cant properly flip the bird
and also this shot i saved while editing the last one cause i liked the no eyes look
#mr puzzles#puzzlevison#smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#been a while since i made any of these#wanted to see if i still had the talent or if i was just getting rusty#turns out the answer was no#there aren't any fun facts for this one by the way#i did just make these out of boredom#and also cause i still love posing with this bitch
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friendly banter turned...?
r: ha! as if....anyway, when's my next turn?
m: ...what?
r: my next turn? you're my gps!
m: i thought you knew where you were going!
r: i'm lost enough in life, did you expect me to not be lost on the road?!
m: it's WHERE YOU LIVE!
r: I'M NOT GOOD WITH DIRECTIONS OKAY?
#bitch...you sirius?#bffr#they've been driving for a while...#so...whose fault is it?#harry potter#hp#harry potter universe#hp fandom#x reader#x reader posts#x y/n#x you#matty#matt#mattheo#mattheo riddle x reader#mattheo riddle#mattheo x you#mattheoxreader#mattheo x y/n#mattheo x reader#mattheo riddle x you#slytherin boys#slytherin#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin x reader
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deadclaws being so attuned to each other that they have a conversation with facial expressions
#bounces like tigger THEY'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH WORDS#AND THROUGH THE MASKS TOO. THEY MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE WHILE MASKED THEMSELVES#wade's going to see someone to judge and then turn around at Logan if he saw it too#Logan already cringing with poorly hidden disgust#Wade collapsing out of frame wheezing with laughter#or#Logan seeing some bullshit that totally merits judgment (it doesn't. hes just being a bitch)#turns around to face wade in the deadpool suit. wade goes *wiggles eyebrows*#logan shakes his head “dont you fuckin say anything 🤫” but he's also barely able to hide his own smile#OR#and I've written about this one#Logan held at Wade's gunpoint again. Wade shifts his attention to the ground as a signal for Logan to duck#THAT'S WHAT I WANT#NONVERBAL POWER COUPLE ADAMANTIUM GAYS#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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limewire virus
#chai hi fi rush#hi fi rush chai#hi fi rush#my art#if anyone reads the tags i put under my art. you know this has been a thing ive been thinking for a While#i think if an ai program can take over chais body then a virus ABSOLUTELY can#love thinking about fantasy symptoms because i think the computer virus symptoms can produce effects that are equivalent to irl viruses#i think it would be funny if he got cryptojacked and his core's processing power gets used for nefarious purposes (lol) and that#raises his temps in other words fever#headaches likely... definitely fatigue#this bitch aint gonna be able to FOCUS#if i wanted to write a fic id probs flesh the symptoms out more
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I actually haven't seen a single one of the Venom movies so I'm assuming-via the power of general Tumblr osmosis-that they actually addressed the monster fucking aspect of Eddie and the Symbiote's relationship or they did something like have the Symbiote temporarily possess a random female character to avoid the possibility of gay
#dreamer talks#symbrock#eddie brock#the symbiote#venom#venom movie#the only venom i've ever consumed#has been the comics#and spider man 3#and that version of eddie brock#while painfully inaccurate was funny enough to make up for it#bitch straight up asked god to kill dorky peter parker#i have to respect him for that#marvel
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While I don't believe in "inherent sisterhood" per se, I do think Mouthwashing wouldn't have gone down as it did (if a situation would've gone down at all) if just one other woman had been on board with Anya.
#god the perfectly crafted tragedy - while like 70% of the guys were decent they obviously weren't people she could totally confide in#not that a woman would've guaranteed that either for her it's still a layer of comfort for some people#jimmy probably would've been too much of a punk bitch if multiple ladies were on board - especially if the other woman was a bit stronger#a woman at minimum - especially an older one with maturity - could've helped anya if she were to still be assaulted#etc etc etc#SORRY i'm imagining being there helping her I'm so weak#personal#IGNORE ME I'M SORRY i'm like charlie day in it's always sunny with my cork board of “if ONE thing changed it wouldn't have happened”#mouthwashing
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i want jamiazu + idikei to go on a double date so badly i think the vibes would be So Very Turbulent
#twisted wonderland#twst#jamiazu#idikei#idicay#cereal tries to draw#i love any fanart of board game club and their bitch ass crushes jdslhffkjg teeheehee#cater and jamil can get along fine but board game club is incapable of behaving#they have to drop everything to bully the shit out of each other given the chance!!!#jamil does this with azul also. tbh i think it would be a war immediately and caters like HaHa Oh My GOd. ??!!?#cater actually it's hard to say bc sometimes hes like HUH!!!! CHILL OUT!! but other times hes a shady little freak of a guy and enables#things so like whose to say. maybe if hes in a silly mood he would join idia and jamil and it would be 3v1 rip azul it was nice knowing u#the rng of if they get peacekeeping caycay or mischievous caycay#it feels like it has been a While since ive really sat and drawn them...#i have had a lot going on <///3 and then all draw time is spent on art fight rn but. small break For Them#do u even understand me. do u see my vision. i want to put all four of them in an escape room#bundle them together and observe them under a microscope#god i just LOVE how any time someone in twst talks about another character it's always either like#yes this is a good respectable classmate of mine who i admire. or I HATE THAT BITCH HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY!!!!#and then the haters are like best friends who hang out always jfdksljflkshg#but theyd rather DIE than ADMIT IT!!!#bitch boys who only respect each other when they dont know each other too well ig fjldksfh#board game club being god tier haters nonstop of each other is so fucking funny im literally obsessed with whatever they have going on#anyway!!! I WANT THEM TO HANG OUT MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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quick q is it normal to see ur conscience wearing little lab coats and bickering with each other asking for a friend
#my art#it's BEEN A WHILE#house md#hatecrimes md#greg house#lawrence kutner#amber volakis#fanart#op#drawing tiny kutner and amber was so fun tbh they're adorable#they (your employees who died tragically and are mirrors of certain aspects of yourself) can be your angle or yuor devil#cutthroat bitch#hugh laurie#kal penn#anne dudek
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