#it’s because Chloe was ALWAYS like that
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🎀 NEW IDEA: ASK CHAT GPT 🎀
ꨄ Use AI to your advantage when it comes to manifesting and shifting…
Although AI can get a little weird and scary sometimes, it’s actually such a great way to get information, motivation and inspiration all in one
Instead of hounding bloggers for the same thing all the time. Go to Chat GPT.
Now, how about i give you a few examples, let’s imagine someone called maya 𖨆
maya is having trouble because she feels like when she tries to induce the void, she always falls asleep and that’s taken away so many years from her dream life
she asks Chat GPT: “I keep falling asleep every time I try to induce the void, I feel so frustrated all the time and I need some help”
Chat GPT answers: “Hi Maya, falling asleep during void practice is common, so don’t be too hard on yourself. One way to combat this is by practicing at a time when you feel awake and alert, like in the morning or after a light exercise session. Another tip is to sit up in a comfortable position rather than lying down, as it can help you stay focused and avoid dozing off. Keep practicing with patience—it’s all part of the process!”
now let’s imagine joey 𖨆
joey is feeling frustrated because he feels like he hasn’t progressed, he’s been in the community for 2+ years and really wants his dream life
he asks: “I’m feeling so frustrated and upset, like I want to give up, I’ve been trying to induce the void and get my dream life for over 2 years, I need motivation”
Chat GPT responds; “Hi Joey, I know it’s tough, but remember that persistence is key—sometimes the journey teaches you just as much as the destination. Instead of focusing on the time passed, celebrate the fact that you’re still trying, which shows incredible resilience. Take a short break if you need to, and reconnect with why you started. Visualize your dream life vividly, and remind yourself it’s worth the effort. Progress might be closer than you think!”
now chloe 𖨆 is feeling really powerless lately, circumstances hit her hard on some days and she feels stuck, she wants to be reminded how the void is so possible and so easy and she’s so capable of it all
she asks: “Can you remind me how powerful I am? Some days circumstances hit so hard and it gets thought!! Can you explain manifesting from a logical point of view to remind me how easy it all is?”
Chat GPT responds: “Hi Chloe, let me remind you of this simple truth: you are the creator of your reality, the God of your world. From a logical point of view, everything you experience stems from your thoughts, beliefs, and focus. Circumstances are just reflections—they only hold power because you give it to them. Shift your focus, and the reflection changes effortlessly. When you truly accept that you’re the one in control, nothing can stand in your way. You’ve always had the power!”
Now you can see how well it works!! You can even use them to give you affirmations, help you with vaunts. You can be as specific as you want, trauma dump as much as you want and say whatever you want without crossing boundaries or being judged. You can use Chat GPT to script, i’ve used it so many times and it has given me so many ideas. And your script will still feel like your own, just see it as your collaborating with Chat GPT and that it you helps put your thoughts into words.
You can even use it when you’re having one of those days and just need to be reminded of the fact that you’re in charge. You can even use it for some tough love or to comfort you as you vent.
Like guys you can do so many things with this, I love Chat GPT so much we’re locked in like this:
LMFAOOO IM JOKING (or am i? 😏)
But in all seriousness, some of you need this. Flooding bloggers asks and dms with questions that they have repeated the answers to multiple times, asking things you damn well know the answer to or just asking for motivation repeatedly can take away from people who actually have a good question to ask and actually need help. Like fogging up a blogger’s inbox repeatedly venting about the 3d, or asking “hOw Do I gEt iNtO tHe VoId?” knowing damn well you know the answer to that, will prevent a blogger from noticing someone who actually has a good question that many people might also have and would actually spark an interesting discussion.
So just ask Chat GPT, it’s okay to have doubts creep in from time to time, it’s okay to need a reminder of basic things, it’s okay to forget how powerful you are sometimes, but you can literally ask Chat GPT to help you with that and it will. Instead of waiting around for bloggers to answer your dm or ask just to say the same thing, you can get actual help, and get it when you want it and how you want it.
Why don’t you ask “explain the law of assumption to me like i’m 5”
“explain the void state to me from a scientific view to help me believe”
“give me some dream body affirmations”
“i’ve been so demotivated, remind me who tf i am again”
“I’m going to come from a filthy rich family when I permashift, can you give me some £10Million+ per year jobs that my desired parents can do”
“I feel so lazy today, bully me into inducing the pure consciousness instead of procrastinating”
you don’t need to harass bloggers for these things when you can have immediate access to the answers you seek.
ꨄ 🧸🎀 Go download Chat GPT and knock yourself out!! 💋
#salemlunaa#shiftblr#reality shifting#shifting#loa#permashifting#respawning#law of assumption#i am state#void state#success story#the void state#void#void state tips#the void#voidstate#pure consciousness#shifting consciousness#void concept#manifesting#master manifestor#manifestation#shifting blog#shifting community
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romance is not dead (if you keep it just yours)
also on ao3
a/n:
for @mcrololo and @shikariix <33 did i listen to paris by taylor swift and enchanted on repeat the entire time while writing this?? maybe... also thanks for the idea/encouragement to write this based on this tumblr post @pyresrpgear!! hope you like this as well :))
People often forget that you can find romance in the most mundane of things, that love exists in the most simplest of gestures.
Chloe was getting some water at the fountain in the common area of Beca’s music label when one of these moments happened.
“Shoot your shot!”
Chloe turns at the sound of the man’s voice behind her. It belonged to one of Beca’s coworkers and she can just make out him slipping behind the wall of the opening to the common area with a subtle wink before her attention lands on Beca, her wife, walking towards her, her own water bottle in tow.
Chloe grins, as she always does when in the same vicinity as the love of her life. “Fancy meeting you here!”
Beca chuckles, nervously, and lifts a hand to rub it at the nape of her neck as if working up the courage to pop the following question:
“You’re really cute. Wanna go out with me?”
Her dark blue eyes are downcast, just like that time eight years ago when they were both in their twenties in university, high on the serotonin and adrenaline of yet another win with their Bellas, after a group hug, when Beca had also asked her out with the same expression, her bottom lip snagged between her teeth and a hopeful lift to her eyebrows.
Chloe’s heart leaps in her chest in the exact same way back then, too, now, like she had been waiting forever for that feeling, that confirmation, that Beca liked her back in that all consuming, I-might-be-sick overwhelming way that Chloe had felt towards her best friend ever since she’d joined their silly little acapella group.
(Even though Chloe considers herself a romantic– she had been reading romance novels ever since middle school, after all– she feels like Beca might just secretly be a bigger one.)
She sets aside her water cup, reaches forward and repeats the gesture with Beca’s, in favor of taking both of Beca’s hands in hers. Beca’s fingers were cold, so she threads them together and squeezes to breathe some warmth into them.
“Yes. Of course I would love to go out with you.”
Beca’s face lit up, like a dang near Christmas tree, and her lips quirk into a huge relieved smile just like they did when Chloe had first said yes all those years ago as well. (Pft, as if Chloe could say no.) She returns Chloe’s squeeze.
“Cool beans.”
And it may be cheesy, and corny, and just a tad bit dumb especially since both of their matching wedding rings are digging into their skins, but it still made Chloe’s day. She already knew that nothing would wipe that dopey grin off her face for the next twenty four hours, and she’s completely satisfied with that fact.
When they got home later that day, after dinner and they’re cuddling on the couch with the heater on and a movie playing in the background, Chloe talks about it, mentioning the shoot your shot comment.
“Was he new or something? What was that about?”
Beca snorts, burying her face into the crook of Chloe’s neck where her breath ghosts over Chloe’s collarbones, “Nah. I told him that I was about to ask out the hottie at the fountain and he’s simply encouraging me. He knows that we’re married, Chlo. Just cheering me on like the dork that he is.”
“Like the dork that you are, you mean,” Chloe corrects, pressing a soft kiss to the center of Beca’s forehead. She finds the whole thing incredibly cute, even though it was small and mundane.
Who says romance is dead just because you’re married? It survives even past death, unlike those classic vows for marriage.
#w writes#bechloe#beca mitchell#chloe beale#pitch perfect#pitch perfect fanfiction#i love it when inspiration and motivation just hits like this LMFAOOO#the way this is my first married bechloe fic (i think??) adfshj help#bechloe fic#bechloe fanfic#wlw
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I've said this before and I'll say it again; Chloe's an extremely flexible and athletic girl. She was professionally trained in ballet for YEARS, and the use of her legs as her primary weapon of choice only cements this information. Chloe relies on her hands with the use of her top as defensive, when she goes on the offense she's always leading with her feet unless she's using venom on an opponent.
Moreover, can we remember my girl is doing this in HEELS? Like I know I have shat on Vesperia's fighting style (because she doesn't have one) comparatively but how is it the "true" holder doesn't know how to do anything with their miraculous besides call on venom? And yeah, you can blame the fact that she's in a group all the time for that. But we've seen plot armor-nette can wield basically every miraculous in a box at once with no side effects so it begs the question of why vesperia gets a miraculous at all. Like optigami showed that Marinette doesn't need anyone else to wield the bee specifically since it's so similar to the ladybug weapon.
Why I Think Chloe is a Skilled CQC Fighter:
So, I wanted to cover in slightly more detail why I tend to think that Chloe is a genuinely skilled fighter and why I feel it is supported by at least the first three seasons of canon materials in MLB.
1: As Anti Bug, Chloe was able to combat, match and then quickly overcome Adrien in closed quarters combat. One could claim this was him holding back due to friendship but that'd be even more of a HC and he looks pretty comfy.
One could claim it was just because he needed to be in peril for the story but the fact is that still means he lost the fight.
2: In Maledikator Chloe demonstrated strong martial art based kick forms, which by itself is fairly minor but these things add up.
3: During Heroes Day, Chloe does demonstrably better than the other two reserve heroes and is even able to cover for them wen they are unable to fight.
She also l lasts even after they begin turning and needed to be ambushed to be removed from the fight.
4: During Miracular, Chloe has a one on one fight with Mayura in which she does very well and given Mayura is one of the top fighters in the setting I feel that says a lot.
5: This is also where she expressly demonstrated Street Savate style martial arts moves which no other character does. This indicates its a Chloe thing not a Miraculous user thing.
6: This last bit is more of a HC than the above, but it does feel worth keeping in mind both Adrien & Felix were expected to learn a martial art. So it seems like this may well have been normalized among them and so would not be particularly unusual.
Conclusion: Ultimately, Chloe shows herself to be very good fighter.
What's more, she does so with enough frequency and in unique enough circumstances and ways that it does not feel like animators just being careless or having fun otherwise we'd see more of this from others. The fact that Chloe stands out here is notable and as it stands whether one takes her as knowing a specific martial art or not is besides the point that Chloe is evidently very tasty in a fight.
#mlb#cmlb fandom#miraculous ladybug#chloe bourgeois#analysis#jock!chloe#if characters demonstrate a skill enough times in a plot important way i am fine with just assuming they have that skill#Chloe is still queen bee
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Dear show:
S2’s Maledictator: “Oh, it's not just her— actually, I don't even care about her— it's because I have no reason to be here: nobody likes me; I have no friends. I'm… useless.”
S5’s Derision: “Forgive me? What do I care about her forgiveness? I couldn't care less about Dupain-Cheng's feelings! She and the likes of her only exist to suffer for my entertainment. Why bother having power if you can't use it against those who don't have any?”.
…
#Sure#It COULD be because she’s acting out or spiraling downhill due to events of Miracle Queen onward#but that’s not the reasons that HE would use#it’s because Chloe was ALWAYS like that#pff#please#chloe deserves better#bad writing#Thomas salt#miraculous ladybug#ml#mlb#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous#miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir#miraculousbeezcentral#chloe bourgeois#bee miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#contradicting
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Another Day in Chloe’s and Red’s Dorm:
Chloe: [Chilling outside their dorm talking to her friend briefly discussing the homework that Chloe’s friend had a small question about]
Red from the inside: [Scream of bloody murder and terror]
Chloe rushing inside, sword drawn, moving in front of Red to protect her from the threat she has yet to spot: What’s going on?! Are you okay love? Where’s the-
Chloe looking around the room and seeing nothing:
Chloe:
Chloe: Red?
Red, her hand already wrapped around Chloe’s free arm: Yes Bluely?
Chloe: Why did you scream?
Red: Oh, I just wanted attention! [Let’s go of Chloe’s arm to hugs her from behind]
Chloe:
Chloe: . . .
Chloe putting her sword back in her belt: [Heavy sigh in my-girlfriend-is-going-to-take-20-years-off-my-life-from-stress]
#glassheart#red will do anything for her chloe time and if she has to she WILL make it everyone else’s problem#red has already taken off like 20 years off Chloe’s life from the stress that Red brings when she pulls stuff like this lol#though like a knight in shining armor chloe takes reds screams seriously everytime no matter how much red does this#because chloe is always prepared to protect her girlfriend#these two are such cuties I love them so mucj#redcharming#charminghearts#glassrose#chloe x red#red x chloe#chloe charming x red of hearts#chloe charming x red#chloe charming#red of hearts#red of wonderland#princess red#rise of red#descendants rise of red#glassheart incorrect quotes
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vista
#art#hello from halo head#devil#halo head#hfhh#landscape#this is a BG i made to use in my comic several times this week#this is the full pan sans comic borders (and chloe's book) since i wanted to appreciate it on its own#for a dumb ass storyboard artist i do ok on some things outside my discipline#despite using solid colors with no blending i always think of these as digital paintings#incidentally i do all my digital paintings in Storyboard Pro#but i think not enough people use that program to understand how fucked up that statement is#whenever people ask me what program i use i tell them but then im like#but you should honestly just use CSP or procreate instead lol#i love SBP but that's because i just get attached to programs i use a lot#it was Flash before this#and i wouldn't recommend painting in flash either
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Army AU or Secret Task Force AU
Chloe an Red are Rivals
They work for a Organisation (their fathers worked there)
When they first meet their still realy young they meet because of their parents they like each other till one fatefull day
Christopher Charming was a legend at his job the best of the best and Reds Dad was his best friend who offten got in trouble and Christopher needed to save him a lot but they were the bestes of friends they were like brothers to each other
When Chloe was born he became like an uncel to her and the same with Red and Christopher
One day when Chloes and Reds Dads are on a Mission something horible happens Christopher got hurt and Reds Dad saved him he distracted the Enemy and Christopher could flee with his Team he beged that Reds Dad comes with him but he refuses so he can save the Team
the last thing Christopher hears from Reds dad is that it is better if he sacrefice himself than letting the whole team die and that he please takes care of his little heart
Christopher could not leave him but one look fom Reds Dad at his comrades that told them what to do got them moving and then they dragged Christopher away from him (he could not do anything because he was to injured to fight his teammates)
Forward to Reds Dads death Christopher was devestatet but he promised he would take care of Red he visited Red and Bridget often and played with Red and kind of neclected Chloe with it
Chloe began to despise Red and 2 years later her Dad died in a Mission and it became hate because half of the time he was with Red and not with his own daughter so she was jelouse that she didnt had that much time with him because of Red (they both are at that moment 8 years old)
Chloe and Red join the same Organisation at 20 were their dads worked at
They see each other for the first time in 12 years the last time was at Christophers funeral
They absolutly hate each other the first sec they see each other again
Red because she thinks Chloe got in only because of her Dad
and Chloe because of her Father and the time she lost because of Red
They are always bickering and always glare at one another you can literly cut the tension betwenn them and you know the Moment their in the same room because of it
Chloe one day gets promotet to a Captain (Team leader) position because she always ends her Missions with perfection and precision and because shes the perfect Team leader
She gets an Team with 7 persons on it and one of them is Red she hates it
Red gets placed in an secret task force because shes ruthles and gets all her Mission done with precision and fast you could say shes the best soldier they have there the only thing that anoyes her to no end is that Chloe is there and of course she is the f Team leader of the croup
They cant stand each other but still they completet all theyre Missions perfectly and efficient
till one day all goes harwire and their Team gets ambushed and they need to flee back to base
Red in the progress got shoot and even stabed in the Abdomen she powered trough it because it was nothing close to the abuse she gone through when her Father died her only relief was when her uncle Charming came to visit till the day it stoped forever and after that she gone through hell because of her mother
When theyre back at base Chloe looks at Red and thinks she looks like shit shes about to say something but then Red colapses to the cround barely alive
Chloe panics because she can barely feel Reds pulse
they rush her to the hospital and she gets brought to the operating room immediately they Operate for hours on her because she had damaged Organs and lost to much blood
Chloe staied in the hospital for all this time
Red survived but was in a coma for three days three days Chloe staied at the hospital and watched Red, three days she cries herself to slep on a chair becide Red and three days she came to understand what she feels for Red
When Red wakes up from the coma Chloe cries and hugs her Red to stuned to react just waited till Chloe stoped huging her
When she stoped she leant back and stared at Red a moment "I thought you would die Red and that i could never tell you that...." Chloe stops abruptly because she almost told Red that she loves her
But Red even under heavy pain meds gaught it "What do you want to tell me princess?" she asks
Chloe to flusterd at the nickname awnser to quickly "Nothing" witch a high pitcht voice
"Chloe it cant be that bad and even then im bound to this bed its not like i could jump out and kill you" Red Jokes
Chloe slowly breaths in and then whispers "im in love with you"
Red to stuned just stares at her and asks in a high voice "you what?"
Chloe to flustered just repeats her self lightly yelling "im in love with you you idiot"
Red finaly coming out of the stunned state shes in finaly awnsers to Chloes confession "you are more like an idiot.... and im in love with you to princess"
"WTF RED IM TELLING YOU MY......wait did did you just say that you love me to?" Chloe to flusterd in her state only got the first part till the second registerd in her brain
Red looks at her amused and anwsers with "yes princess i indeed did say that"
Chloe then looks at Red and leans slightly in and stops mere millimeter away from Reds lips to look if Red is against it she sees nothing but love in Reds eyes and then closes the cap betwenn them and kisses her softly
She accidently presses on Reds Abdomen and Red vinces from the pain
Chloe apologizes directly panict and then she hears Red gigle and her worry slips away
After that they come offiziell together and erveryone is extremly schocked about it when they find out moths later
they live happylie ever after and even become a daughter named Violett Grace and a son named Christopher-Redan like their dads
(lets pretent Reds Dads Name was Redan i didnt saw anyone who gave Reds dad a Name maibe because no one knows who he is so yea and im sorry if Redan is weard as a name)
#anyone wana write this#and make a full Story out of it#chloe charming#chloe x red#glassheart#red hearts#the rise of red#descendants the rise of red#red x chloe#redcharming#charminghearts#Reds Dad#christopher charming#me crying because it got deletet the first time i wrote this#i was literly done with it#not me geting the idea while watching seal team#i dont know why red always is in a coma when something bad happens when i write her like why
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I know Chloe is a fan unfavorite but I don't think she's all that bad. I definitely would have made changes to the way her character was written and how she was introduced, though. She deserved better than FOP season 10 (;ω;)
#vextriestoart#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#chloe carmichael#Chloe fop#fop#fairly odd parents#fop fanart#like ok so what if like she has really strict perfectionist parents who expect her to always be on her best behavior ->#so like she gets fairies to help her learn how to unwind and not always be so hard on herself to be mature and responsible all the time#or what if she was a sheltered kid who doesn’t know how to make friends or have fun because her parents were always moving around bc of work#idk that’s how I would’ve done it. I agree that her introductory episode doesn’t do a good job ->#of explaining why she would need fairies#it would’ve been nice to be shown why she’s miserable you know#but I’m rambling haha
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The portraits of younger heroes and villains in totally-not-EAH-and-SFGAE-rip-off Merlin Academy, if anyone's curious. And like, before anyone goes at me for that nickname for Merlin Academy: the villains group portrait literally has 'V.K students' under it, implying they themselves are children of villains, which just opens up the idea that these kids basically became evil like their parents before them and the only ones to not be evil are the prior Descendants main characters, aka, similar to main characters in EAH and SFGAE. At this point, Disney is losing their right to complain if EAH does ever return because the only one copying right now in Disney.
#disney descendants#descendants#descendants the rise of red#the rise of red#seeing ella's blue hair...god its a crime still like older her's hair and chloe's hair#again what is wrong with their natural hair color...#and why does bridget aka younger QOH have pink hair and red as an adult#could have fixed this with black hair like animated just saying#non-magical hair colors isnt a crime just pointing that out#granted not over mal and ben having to share a portrait for their students one#if that even is their students one#it has no writing so like#so it could be king and queen one for all i know but its got D3 mal who was only engaged at the time not coronated#so like i dunno but if they are sharing a portrait for former students rip#imagine not being able to have your own portraits because your king and future queen and have to always look like a perfect couple#also thats the mal mention counter up to 2 times now#uma mentioned her and uh now this portrait#that wasnt even properly defaced like the other portraits like come on#dont be scared to deface bal portrait#i would do it instantly
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Hazel is way more nicer and likable than timmy that and timmy is awful person this shut up why are you pitting two bad bitches against each other they would have been friends
#timmy is also nice too but writing and circumstance lead him to have a defense mechanism#like lets be real he was having a way tougher tume than hazel because#alot of people in his life suck couldn't do much from him amd couldn't always be there or didn’t care#hazel had had a more stable life so of course she's more well adjusted#she has her flaws obviously#just saying timmy would habe loved being friends with her if they ever met and be happy that cosmo and wanda#ended up with her yeah it's bittersweet but he would been happy for them#timmy and hazel would have had so much fun getting into adventures honestly she would have loved chloe too#timmy turner#hazel wells
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Weird Girls Go To Camp, version 4
These characters are from an old comic idea I had in high school. They've changed a lot over time lol
#original characters#oc art#character design#character art#i changed ingrids name to emily because there can only be one girl with an old lady name. thems the rules#also meshed chloe and sticks closer together. id always planned for them to be like siblings anyway but i think now its a bit more clear
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Wait no I have another dumb half thought out AU that I feel is kinda cringe: Chloe isn’t actually William and Joyce’s daughter, she’s actually William niece who he adopted because his half sister left her in their care.
Who is William’s half sister? Harley Quinn! William managed to escape his poor and abusive childhood, even moving across the country to do so. His younger half sister wasn’t so lucky.
This only comes out when Chloe and Max go on something of a crime spree. There’s no storm so the Prescott’s are out for blood due to the death of Nathan and Jefferson. Max doesn’t want to involve her parents (rightly fearing for their safety) but they’d needed money to survive. Between that and the mess they leave trying to defend themselves they’re one step down from Bonnie and Clyde.
They end up in Gotham, where 99% of crime sprees end, hoping that they can hide out there while trying to figure out what to do. However Max’s ability to rob banks/ stores is now perfected which draws the eye of Batman, who eventually finds Chloe’s DNA and finds out who her father is.
Honestly this AU is just an excuse for me to think how AWFUL Chloe would feel in this kind of scenario. Not only is William and Joyce not her parents but her blood parents are completely insane criminals (I picture this as taking place after Harley left the Joker but still) It’s for the womp.
#life is strange#chloe price#this idea came partly because I always picture Chloe with a bat as her go to weapon#like yeahhh she has a gun but she’s really bad with it#and mix bat with the fact she’s kinda mentally unhealthy AND that she’s blue and pink and that’s like …#diet Coke Harley Quinn right there !!!#also ! Harley does have a daughter that she hid from the joker!#so it WORKS!!!#but yeah this is kinda cringe
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one more thing and then i'll shut up but i think it's so true that if there's no joy for the writer then there's no joy for the reader. you can just Tell when the author had fun writing, there's a vitality behind the prose that speaks to a genuine enthusiasm for the craft. even if the subject matter is dark, you can still tell if the author enjoyed writing or if they just didn't care. and for lady macbeth i just can't help but feel the latter. and i can tell bc i have read all their previous works and felt the Energy behind the beautiful prose. this one felt....so dull. i never felt like i was being pulled into the story because it kept me at such a distance. it seems to me like it was written without much enthusiasm. various elements were so shoddily put together too—the relationship with her new handmaiden and the monster romance 🙄 it felt so random, they were there just for the sake of being there. i really don't feel like the proper care and attention was put into crafting this book that i've felt in their previous works. there was no passion here
#this is very intuitive but i am an intuitive reader first and foremost and nothing about this sparked any joy for me#i was so Aware that i was Reading A Book. if that makes sense#because when you're reading something actually compelling and engaging—you’re not reading anymore you're Experiencing#you're swept away into that world#i always feel that good writing is invisible bc you just don't notice it. it doesn't call any attention to itself. you get lost in it#also wait im sorry im going off on a tangent here. but i feel like this is kind of indicative of a problem with the publishing industry#when it comes to these new(ish) authors. a new book every year??? they need to take some time to develop their craft. let it breathe#*cough* chloe gong *cough*
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what's wrong with the existing ship names why do we need new ones
#lohst.txt#answer: most of them are impossible to figure out#do you know how long it took me to figure out why expensive headphones was called expensive headphones#hi hey hello I'm just talking shit again#if i dont like the ship name then i wont use the ship name. simple solution#the new ship names are following the same 'rules' i guess as the pre existing ones#theres. like. very few ship names that are portmanteaus#like. richjake. meremine. meremy hell. bich. deere. dillinjer. a certain ship that i dont want to name#but. yknow. a lot dont make sense#pins and patches came from. i think. a headcanon#i could jave sworn boardwalk boys came from a boy band au#*have#ive always called dirty blondes flower kids. only because the one person who wrote flower kids fics called them that#and that makes less sense than dirty blondes#look. half of them dont make sense and i dont know why theres new ones popping up#but im attached to them and some of them are good#royal pains?? i love it. stagedorks? classic. pinkberry?? amazing#also theres. like. no nice way to blend brooke and chloe#i dont think. or nothing i like the sound of#and i started calling the popular kids polycule 'high school royalty' because. well. they are#anyway i have thoughts about ship names#but im currently only capable of just saying things with no substance. just expressing dislike#so. this is another post of lara just talking shit on a non rebloggable post#it is almost 2am. that is all. goodnight
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There are still people that think Life is Strange is a genuinely good game???
#it has some of the worst dialogue in existence#literally one of the first things it does is bash on a woman for being too much of a ''girly girl'' and getting male attention#the choice thing doesn't matter because the ending undoes it all#anti life is strange#it was always bad#the sequel being bad makes sense because it is Bad#people only liked it because of the sapphics#and chloe is a fucking horrible person#toxic af#of course she and max didn't work out they were codependent teens#it is a surface level not like other girls YA fantasy#steeped in sexism#even the romance of chloe and max is lacking#life is strange#is the sequel even bad or is just not doing what you wanted it to
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i almost made a longass post about how i think it’s stupid that people always assume it’s either “Max and Chloe” or “Max and Warren” in a post hell week situation, but then halfway through i realized that i just dont like the amatonormativity behind that and saved you guys from another “nightly LIS post” from maxthesillyy
#i also realized it’s because Max and Chloe’s relationship is far more intense than Max and Warren’s#which is its own “nightly LIS post” by itself#alsoalso#Max and Chloe makes sense in post bae ending. it’s inevitable#but Max and Warren is subjective. your own opinion. but i see a bit too many people treating it as fact#like erm.#no#shut up#help this reminds me of that one thing#me: all ships are just as valid as eachother!!!!#also me when max and warren: 😐#sorry guys not to be a hater but my One Opinion that i will Always stand by is that max and warren are the Lamest and Most Boring LIS ship#WAIT LIKE#DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER I CANT CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK THEYRE CUTE /genuine#but….. like……. cmon.#lis#life is strange#max caulfield#warren graham#chloe price#barely#…i wish i could tag shipnames without it being inherently romantic#hey guys im aroace could you tell /silly#oh my cod i did NOT save you guys from a “nightly LIS post” whoops
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