#it’s always happy hour with applebees

[applebees4prez]

we’re one step closer you guys. if you just write in kristen applebees we can get there. #applebees4prez #alwayshappyhour

[artsslumber]

It’s always happy hour with Applebees :)

[i-upset-to-dead-65]

I'm obsessed with Kipperlilly hating the Bad Kids who don't even know who she is

[vaguelyhumanshaped]

With Kristen’s whole “I’m gonna miss having a sister” thing, I cannot wait for Trans-Girl Icon Bucky Applebees to have that moment, its gonna be so so sweet

[hashbrowne08]

WE CANT ALL IGNORE THIS

Everyone's focusing on all the lore

British Kristen

British Kristen

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Listen I love president Kristen I find them fucking up (in world) Kipperlilly and (irl) Brennans whole rogue on rogue violence plan hilarious I understand why Riz being able to blend into the shadows and stay out of the spotlight is important and being president wouldn’t let him do that but also I really wanna see President Riz

[taradactylshitposts]

Okay so I know Beardsley said Kristen wouldn't stop being a cleric/switch to another class, but I feel like that would make more sense??? Like, you can't heal religious trauma with more religion. What if she became an oath of devotion paladin who is devoted to her friends?? And then friendship would be the greatest magic of them all!!

[ineffablelyobssesed]

i’m obviously voting for the weird one

imagine if you will, being an agueford student... student body president campaign rolls around and last year you didnt rly care for it and the nice bard girl everyone likes got it. but this year you got this kinda annoying nerd girl who has equality as her campaign goal as you know, she buys everyone lunch and overdoes it only slightly...... and then you got a girlie you didnt know much about until this year, she announced her campaign at an insane rave where she jumped on a devil motorcycle into a flaming pool full of tartar sauce. her campaign slogan is its always happy hours at applebees, promises to bring some musician you never heard of to prom as her main campaign goal. also her next move in her campaign is to jump over the school building, while manifesting a giant spider and fireworks. she wears a cowboy hat constantly, mostly filled with gravy and people say she is a cleric of dead god???

[chompe-diem]

SIOBHAN I LOVE YOU

[incorrectbatfam]

Have you seen the Good Place? If so what's everyone's personal Good, Bad, and Medium places?

Dick

Good: a big top show with his family and friends in the front row

Bad: getting placed back in his old foster home

Medium: the DMV

Jason

Good: an endless library with every book he could ever want

Bad: a warehouse in Ethiopia

Medium: being a Reddit mod

Tim

Good: a redo of his teenage years with his friends beside him

Bad: being stuck at home home alone and only receiving the occasional postcard

Medium: eating at Red Robin

Damian

Good: an animal sanctuary over a picturesque landscape

Bad: the League of Assassins

Medium: a Chuck-E-Cheese birthday party

Duke

Good: having his parents back

Bad: constantly running from an unseen force

Medium: binge-watching the entire MCU

Cullen

Good: a pride parade where everyone accepts him as he is

Bad: Catholic school

Medium: a Dave Matthews Band concert

Stephanie

Good: a girls' day with her best friends

Bad: failing at whatever she sets out to do

Medium: an incredibly awkward high school reunion

Cassandra

Good: sleepover and family movie night

Bad: returning to her biological father

Medium: dance practice on newly waxed floors

Barbara

Good: a better sibling dynamic with her brother

Bad: an unknown enemy sneaking past her defenses

Medium: slow Wi-Fi connection when she's doing something important

Harper

Good: knowing her brother is safe and cared for

Bad: a house falling apart faster than she can fix it

Medium: assembling IKEA furniture

Carrie

Good: flying through the city with real Robin wings

Bad: constantly looking after her parents

Medium: 7th grade

Kate

Good: finishing her West Point diploma and being hailed a hero

Bad: wandering the earth with a perpetual sense of uncertainty

Medium: Applebee's happy hour

Helena

Good: bringing down the criminal syndicate responsible for her family

Bad: an unending undercover stint as the bad guys

Medium: only having pineapple on pizza

Luke

Good: a constant win streak as Batwing

Bad: a disapproving lecture from his dad

Medium: a meeting that could've been an email

Bette

Good: not being compared against Nightwing or her other superhero peers

Bad: faceplanting in front of an Olympic stadium crowd

Medium: rush hour traffic with the radio stuck on the Top 40

Alfred

Good: his family under one roof for a nice holiday dinner

Bad: permanently leaving Wayne Manor

Medium: an elderly dating app

Selina

Good: a ball pit of kittens

Bad: trying to break into an impenetrable vault

Medium: trying to make plans with her friends but things keep coming up

Bruce

Good: family reunion with his kids and parents

Bad: always responding to distress calls a second too late

Medium: Margie

[artofmarigold]

It’s always happy hours with Applebees!!

[trash-soup]

She's the only choice

The thing that drives me nuts about the Kristen discourse is that she's running for president of the Augefort Adventuring academy. You know, the school named after the guy that once grew tall and grabbed the sun as a show of force (ribbon flying behavior) the same dude that keeps his x-rated life story in the library (healing by 69ing behavior) the same dude that turned himself into a bat to escape a conversation (hey girly pirouette behavior)

Kristen embodies the spirit of Arthur Augefort, has already saved the world multiple times, and has shown remarkable cleric abilities. She is the best choice.

[dimension20quotes]

It's always happy hour with Applebees!

I'm on that graphic design grind, so here are some campaign buttons for the one and only Kristen Applebees! I chose colors based off of Kristen's character art for this season and I couldn't decide which one I liked more, so here are both designs!

[brightbrightpink]

These are my headcannons for how the Bad Kids' social media handles and bios look, based on other ppl's ideas and my own brain. This doesn't encompass everything about them, it's how I think they would personally represent themselves. Also, it's canon to late first semester of junior year.

🔥🎸🖤FIG❤️🛹🔥

@/THEINFAETHABLE

stream 🔥🏡 BURN TOWNS GET MONEY 🎸🔥 for good grades

bad kid●bassist●wizard's paramour

prophet applebees

@/saint.kris

Vote Kristen - It's always happy hour with Applebees!✨️🍤🌌

Adaine Abernant-O'Shaughnessey

@/thepeoplesoracle

stop bothering me at work unless you actually want ice cream

gorgug thistlespring

@/andthecigfigs

bad kid - owlbear - drummer

Fabian Aramais Seacaster

@/sonofseacaster

🍤🍤 Maximum Legend 🍤🍤

🏈Captain of the Owlbears🏈

🪩*🕺*Future of Dance*🕺*🪩

The Ball🔎

@/p.i.gukgak

On the case!

[transroadwarrior]

It’s always happy hour at Applebees’, girlie 😌