#it should be a crime to be this fine
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am i insane to say bellamy blake gives me the same vibes as alec lightwood? big brother, leader, dick and extremely fine only black clothes type of guy. man do i have a serious problem?
#bellamy blake#alec lightwood x reader#alec lightwood#shadowhunters#the 100#alexander lightwood#bellamy blake x reader#mean men#i wish men were real#god i love fictional men so bad#why can’t they be real?#it should be a crime to be this fine#i’m just a girl
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And no one could give sensation, horror, and shock like Vincent Price!
I'll never Not post this.
Vincent Price - House of Wax (1953)
#vincent price#the house of wax#god i love him#he is so evil and so delicious that it should be a fucking crime#i wanna straddle him on that couch#i wanna straddle him in that wheelchair#fuck#the things i'd like to do to this man#im fine.this is fine#bicon#bisexual#spooky#halloween#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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I love how you draw Stanley Pines. He’s so attractive :)
Thank you! It's not like I had to do much tho- I mean, look at him


How can you not fall in love
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest#Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball#fe3h#fe16#edelgard von hresvelg#claude von riegan#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#rhea fire emblem#I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly#Well except Rhea#I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr#discourse#edelgard discourse#Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol#there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game#also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up#and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny#point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone#I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right#I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing
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can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,
they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this
ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))
ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money
and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???
#dragging this absolutely ancient draft out of the trenches because i've been having a scene in my head that fits this#i mean not REALLY related to this since its not a crime. more like him reckless abandon of life! their own lives! yeah they die#imagining.... trio driving around in the mountains. dust's driving ans horror's in the passenger and killer's in the back seat because he i#and dust just starts speeding up like...... much more than he really should be in the fucking mountains#and killer points it out and now all of a sudden horror is absolutely terrified LMAOOOO trying to get dust to slow down#and then they crash. but if there's no one more determined in the world killer can always load a save and theyre alive again#and dust is STILL speeding when they come back even with the knowledge that they die and horror's still terrified#but dust just tells him to calm down and loosen up a little bit!!! theyll come back afterwards anyways and they dont even die in pain#and after a few more deaths horrors just like. ugh. fine. you know what FINE ILL GO ALONG WITH IT#he says as he starts laughing along with dust because man!! the feeling of looking out at nature right before they die in a blaze of glory#is GREAT!!!! and then you know something something horrordust have trust in killer to bring them back after they all die#something something horror is willing to give up his usual reservations to have fun with the other two#and its so fun afterwards.... because nobody but them gets hurt!!! dust and horror wouldnt wanna hurt anyone after their au lore#and killer has no reason to in this scenario. so it all works out for them!! the only people getting hurt are them and lowkey they deservei#the sans in the au is probably sooo confused as to why the world is reloading even though theres no human doing so 💀 killer you GOOF#theyve probably all died so many times but only they remember it. soooo cute.... only they get to see each other at their weakest 💔💔💔#killer absolutely abuses the save point when theyre all together i just knowww ittttt sooooo well#he wants everything to continue not restart or go back??? ok but everything IS continuous with these two#not like they stay doing one thing over and over anyways so its not really perpetual. anyways dust and horror would get bored along with hi#if they just kept doing the exact same thing over and over trying to find every possible ending. nahhhh#triglycercule this is sooo unhealthy none of them would do this!! ok well they make each other worse who said it was ever gonna be healthy#screw EVERYONE in the violet banquet discord server who indulged me in my trio waltz dancing in a field of flowers at 3 am. brainrot now...#this scene i described in tags totally happened in my trio meet each other fic btw. just that it hasn't gotten to this point at ALL yet 💀💀#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv
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People will see two characters who are entirely devoted to each other and whose lives are intertwined in cosmic ways, and be like "what if they were just buddies? 😊" But then one second later go ape shit about a more popular ship with less than half the chemistry, but a dynamic that is considered more appropriate for the surface level, overused, interchangeable fandom tropes that have replaced any sort of genuine character interpretation
#sheith#wasnt gonna tag this but im already in the tag and Tumblr is auto tagging so like. yeah.#god. this ship went so hard..#and you know it went so hard because of just how hard people tried to fight against it.#they could've literally just been like “nah. not for me. sorry” and it would've been fine.#but what is fascinating to me in this famdom landscape (and this was even years ago 😬😩)#is that instead of accepting diffeences of opinion on things that largely Do Not Matter.#there is a certain type of person who not only believes that just because they dont like something that no one else even should#but also that it is their inherent duty to educate others on why their ship isnt just not good. but also Legit Morally Bad.#BECAUSE there is this other (obviously far superior) ship. which makes the crimes of the original ship in question (op not liking it)#even worse.#it is nothing new aat all. but like. its very christian. like. yes. it is your duty to teach sinners the fault in their ways#(also so that you can feel superior)#because you cannot fathom a world where someone could disagree with you and not be evil and wrong
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AU where Jason's trauma around his Lazarus Pit's dip and his protective instinct as a sibling are stronger than his pride, so he snitches to Bruce about Damian and the tournament to the death Dick is letting him do.
Bruce: You are both grounded.
Dick: I'm an adult, B, you can't ground me!
Bruce: You encourage your brother in a death's tournament, try me.
Tim: I can't believe Jason is the responsible one.
Jason: Why are you surprised? Contrary to this clown, I know how it is to get a bath in the magic green goop, and it's not pleasant. Zero stars, would not recomand, and don't want any of you to go throught.
Steph: Aww, you love us!
Jason: Shut up!
Bruce: Thanks Jason for contacting me before Damian died.
Damian: *mumbling* I did died and came back on the Island, I'm fine.
Bruce & Jason: WHAT?!
#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#dc comics#my ramblings#I think about how Dick is fine with letting Dick fight in a tournament to the death everytime people say he is Damian's father#that was so irresponsible#and Bruce was panicking looking for Damian#it doesn’t matter that you trust him he is a teenager and that's a death's tournament Dick wtf#Rose fucking Wilson was there being like “this is not a good thing you should be doing normal teenager things instead”#I firmly believed that Jason was not fine with letting his brother fights to the death at 14#but the only reason he didn’t snitch is because he has too much pride to be the “good son that tell on the others to dad”#proof number 7264762584 that Dick is the problem behind these kids crime fighting not Bruce
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#it should be a crime to be this hot#god their chemistry#married#i love them#kiss#kisses#kissing#the nanny#fran x maxwell#maxwell x fran#fran fine#maxwell sheffield#fran drescher#charles shaughnessy#6x1#i love you
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din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child
boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu
#star wars#din djarin#boba fett#redbean talks#meanwhile jango; age 14: the actual mand'alor#very funny to realize that din and boba are almost the same age#when you look at the difference in what they were doing for most of the clone wars#din at age ten was a small frightened child hiding from super battle droids behind a space dumpster(?)#boba at age ten was jangos copilot/getaway driver for jedi-hunting missions (and also an equally small child)#then three years later was a full blown crime boss and involved in human trafficking#i really want to see more of the mundane conversations about raising grogu#like among the mandos there's#din (children of the watch hardcore mando): i must teach my small son to shoot#boba (literally-lifelong bounty hunter raised in child soldier central): do you want recommendations for good starting blasters#bo katan: i asked the armorer to make a custom set of knives too btw#the armorer (already made armor for small son): dont you think he needs a flametrhower for his birthday#and then the Associates#they've got ig11 (trigger happy assassin droid); fennec (experienced bounty hunter who fought cad bane at age early-20s?)#krrsantan (crazy gladiator probably-madclaw); koska (tackled boba as an introduction); axe (stabbed paz over a game of chess)#and then. there is Luke.#imagine everyone pondering over how to modify a disruptor rifle to fit very small arms#(because boba's absolutely going to spoil his small green nephew)#and luke just in the background like 'maybe we should. not? give the preschooler a deadly weapon? this is not safe?'#din: eh he's smart he'll be fine#luke; fearing for his life: it's not him im worried about-
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wip of au!whitvani as parents......
#. // ♡ 🌱 art#whitney the bully#vanida the idol#IM TRYING TO FINISH THIS BUT IDK WHY MOTIVATION IS KILLING ME RN#i blame it on the medicine im taking making me tired#anyway au whitvani just essentially being if vani ever was like “actually. im NOT doomed to inherit bailey's position. I CAN LEAVE-”#taking whitney with her to 'run away' from the town#i say 'run away' because whitvani still keep contact with some people in town COUGHSbaileyCOUGHS#that's THEIR dad your honor#whitney still doing crime and becoming a rising crimelord and vani being her supportive wife who's working on her career as an actress#this was inspired by my whitvani in the sims having a baby#i decided to be merciful and let them have a child because they kept begging me for it#vani calling sim!harper like “should whitney and i get pregnant?”#and whitney's wish fulfilment being “try for a baby”#LIKE GOD FINE ( im struck with oc baby fever )
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it ever hit you out of nowhere that castiel is living in a dead guy's body and the show just does not care. it does not care. jimmy novak might as well not exist the moment he or claire is out of sight. cas stole a guy's body and his face and his life, and we can't ever talk about it or discuss it in detail because of how fucking horrifying it is that sam and dean's best friend just walks around in a dead guy suit. there's not even a human soul in there anymore. it's just a corpse. stone-cold body snatcher indeed.
#castiel spn#spn#this is not like a Castiel Crime (tm) to be clear. this is more me being (un)surprised that the show is Like This.#castiel is a horror story he is so much a horror story in the rapture#and then they just uh. never bring up again how horrifying and fucked up this is for another like 7 seasons#and when they do its to briefly go :( claire lost her dad :) but its okay! she forgives cas for it!#which!! NO SHE SHOULD FUCKING NOT!!!#but we can't have that discussion. we can't talk about that. because to acknowledge that it's fucked up would mean making cas kind of. evil#in a way that would vastly improve his later character arcs btw. if we had to reckon with not only this massive transgression#but with the fact that cas himself STILL DOESN'T SEE IT AS ONE.#that on a lot of fundamental levels. he is still functioning as he did in s4. a lot of that base programming is still there.#something something how cas never changes out of his suit under his trenchcoat#but it's like. jimmy said yes. so it's fine. that's what it is to him.#anyway. i wish they hadn't been scared of making all three of the boys more fucked up in later seasons.#thank GOD for dean being interesting in how he becomes Worse <3 because they were not bringing that for castiel.#again. good version of spn where jimmy's bloodline is an off-shoot of the lucifer vessel bloodline. explaining a) how lucifer Got In There#and b) letting lucifer possess claire later so that the two of them can have daddy issues together.#something about cas being the monster-not monster that jimmy let in that destroyed his life.#something about lucifer being the monster-not monster that castiel lets in later. the cycles. they are cycling.
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#kip sabian#mother wayne#aew#all elite wrestling#aewedit#wrestlingedit#wrestling#night gifs#getting served only one closeup of him tonight should be considered a crime so. have it#my beloved#kip in a box#(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)
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I have not been in this fandom long enough to reasonably judge others' takes however. "EPIC fans are so silly to characterize odysseus as feeling guilty for his actions don't you know he's a war criminal" is definitely a wild one. like first of all to each their own so settle down and let people enjoy things ok. and secondly making choices with a bad outcome, even knowingly and deliberately, does not exclude the possibility of feeling bad about it later. in fact it makes for a much more in depth character because then you get to explore what he does or doesn't feel guilt over, and why, and if that guilt ever edges into regret or not.
#and thirdly i actually find it fascinating the way EPIC had him take a very conscious role in the greying of his morality#it's interesting to me because from my point of view odysseus in the odyssey is almost a passive player in his own myth#and i enjoy taking that very active moral choice and applying it to some of his non EPIC actions#odysseus#epic the musical#uh what is the tag for the epic cycle#as far as I'm aware it's#tagamemnon#?#idk i just think that if you were to ask your character what they would do differently the answer should not be ''nothing lol''#that is either a character who needs wayy more development or a storyteller who needs wayy more practice#also. WAR CRIMES DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST IT WAS THE BRONZE AGE#regardless of how socially acceptable or not his actions may have been#none of those men on the plain of fucking troy was about to sit down and agree on what constituted a crime of war#like if achilles can get away with flaunting straight up deliberate corpse desecration#i don't think anyone gets to say a word against odysseus for being a sneaky underhanded bastard who doesn't fight fair#coming back an hour later to add yet another point. the point of the people with this take is ''haha dont you know hes a bad person''#which fine yes by modern moral standards he is and even by contemporary standards* some of the stuff he does is super yikes man#but that STILL does not preclude him from feeling guilt. 'bad people' can feel guilt#gonna go ahead and explain those quotes around 'bad person' btw um i do not believe in morality like that. no one is fully good or bad#i shant speak on THAT further unless someone asks though#*contemporary is an iffy word here i feel because the default is to call the time of the penning of the text contemporary#despite the events in the text taking place several centuries earlier.#in this particular case because i am speaking from a point of textual analysis i will use the former#however i think that the latter is also a useful reference point
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I'm realizing a lot of my favorite podcasts just boil down to "yay for exhaustive thoughful and responsible reporting"
#criminal is about criminality in all its forms and forces you to confront the difference between illegal and immoral#and isnt sensationalizing#maintenance phase is about health fads and things in that sphere especially myths around dieting and weight loss#and they are very very good at the science communication part of it#going back to the original studies and interrogating the methodology#and being generally very empathetic and conscientious#and then theres nobody should believe me#which covers cases of medical child abuse#and walks a very fine line thats hard for true crime podcasts#its exhaustive but not sensationalizing#wants to educate on the issue because its a misunderstood phenomenon that the courts also arent set up to deal with#good at handling sensitive mental health issues#survivor focused and led where possible#generally concerned with responsible reporting#its so rare to see a true crime podcast handle all that well
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Ahhha, my reference sheet is done! Decided to give it some cover art too for fun +plus it always helps to see outfits in action ^v^!
Click for better quality! This is definitely illegible if you don't zoom lol
This is how I view and draw Jason, so a bit of an au going on here really :]
All text is recent! I've been working on and off on this for months, but all text and writing is from today and yesterday
*orange-ish shirts are actually likely meant to be red
All outfits are based on comic appearances, excluding the non-comic Jaybird, snowbird, and Robin with pants, which I made up
Yellow Lazarus Pit my beloved
Jason is blonde here, he dyes his hair
I have blended pre and post crisis together ❤️, the Flying Todds still happen, and they are still eaten by crocodiles. Joe and Trina have become Jason's aunt and uncle! Joe being Willis' brother. I THINK the story here is that Jason spent alot of time/summers with them, they die, Jason puts on a costume, fights croc like canon, and is is sent home to his parents, eventually leading to his origin in #408
The white streak is natural
Good dad Willis my beloved
The jacket Robin suit n stuff is technically not canon to my little au here, It's pretty much just classic Robin for him. Jacket explores a world where Jason has more creative liberties
Red Hood/adult Jason coming. Eventually
#Batman is a bit careless. and doesn't think about consequences. or how his money can help others in the 80s imo.#If anyone is curious why he doesn't keep an eye on Jason after this. it's just wouldnt be on his radar unless Jay started crime fighting#as far as hes concerned Jason is safely back home and all is fine. he sees him again and is like. oh shit. ramblin here. subject to change#jason todd#jason todd robin#jaybin#batman#dc comics#my art#my dc art#reference sheet#willis todd#blood#the scars on the outfits vs face refs dont match up. it is the face ref#jason todd fanart#finally releasing this and not staring at it and editing it for forever <3 even though that ADITF suit probably should have white pants...
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my hatred for a certain irish lad's mustaches has turned me into some sort of spiteful mustache connoisseur, hasn't it?
#why do i care so much?#BC HE IS SPOILING HIS PERFECTLY GORGEOUS CUTE ADORABLE FACE THAT'S WHY#IT'S A CRIME#i don't want him to get arrested BUT HE KINDA SHOULD BE#ANTO HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION FOR MY POOR NERVES#everyday i suffer 😭#i'm fine 🙂
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