#it males me want to cry

[scribbyizhere]

when I find whatever God that made it impossible for me to put a tampon in im going to drown you with roach spray

[dilfs4lifexo]

<3

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Annabeth: obviously I’m his best friend?

Jason: You can’t be both his best friend AND his girlfriend.

Frank: Exactly, that’s why I’m his best friend

Jason: Please, it’s so clearly me

Nico: I’d argue-

Thalia: Didn’t you try to kill him?

Nico: Best way to start a friendship, what can I say?

Thalia: That doesn’t mean anything. I’m his best friend simply because it pisses our dads off.

Clarisse: I’m RIGHT here

Leo: Guys, guys, it’s okay to admit it’s me

Annabeth: You guys are going to be so sad when you realize I can be both his girlfriend and his best friend

Percy: *sitting in silence - absolutely not getting involved in this*

All of them: *screaming over who is Percy’s best friend*

Grover: *stumbles into the room - fashionably late - carrying a coke can, two blue cookies from Sally, and cursing*

Percy: *leaps across the back of the couch and into his arms without a second thought* BELOVED

Grover: WAIT IM HOLDING PIZZA- *drops it and catches Percy*

Percy: Thou Romeo how I have missed you! *kisses Grover on the cheek - annoyingly wet*

Grover: *grinning* I have cookies

Percy, still in his arms and deadly serious: marry me.

Everyone else: *pouting at their seats*

[marsalta]

Dearest…?

[zylphiacrowley]

A couple extra shots that I never ended up using.

[sh1-n0bu]

RAW THE NEW THEME LOOKS GREAT

Also this reminded me of you nobu

AYAYAYYAYAYAY THANK U MY TREASURE I HOPE THE FONTS ARE RECOGNIZEABLE THO CUZ SOME ARENT

[dazais-guardian-angel]

With today's entry, I was rather surprised and confused that Johnathan seemed to turn around so quickly from the absolute pit of despair he was in yesterday, having newfound determination and energy when he's seemingly been completely hopeless and inactive for weeks now (and for good reason). Not that I ever thought he'd completely given up, but there's definitely been a slow decline in how descriptive his journal entries have been to reflect his declining mental state (more robotic, less of his actual feelings about things), and today was a sharp contrast; it feels more like the early entries again. I thought, well, his mind is probably just so cracked at this point that he's looped all the way back around to being bold and energetic again, because by now he's desperate enough to throw caution to the wind: he either succeeds doing something extremely reckless to escape, or he fails and meets his end in a far better way than if he just waits for his fate by Dracula's hands.

...But having thought about it and reading other posts, I realized (probably stupidly obvious as it is) that his sudden change in mood probably has to do with what happened to the baby. Despite how scared he's been all this time, yesterday he didn't hesitate for a single second to try to save the baby once he realized from the previous incident what was happening, not thinking about his own life at all. And then he despaired when he couldn't save the child, the first time he's mentioned crying in the book at all, and then he had to witness the mother blaming him for her baby's death, and being killed herself for trying to rescue it. Now, the day after that horrific and heartbreaking failure, he's suddenly more determined than he's been in ages to escape. Maybe that was a turning point for Johnathan, and lit a fire under him... maybe he's clinging to the need to escape not just for himself and the people he loves anymore, but for the vain hope that he can put a stop to Dracula's schemes somehow once he gets out, because he doesn't want to let any more children die :' )

[moeblob]

"Dan Heng was right." - the trailblazer

[jaycecore]

important question that’s been eating at me. assuming cait would be the maid of honor, who would be the best man at jayvik’s wedding?

[alexriley2929]

Rick Sanchez season 7 simping moment.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: HIS VOICE IS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING GOOD! IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE IM NOT LISTENING. I WAS SO SCARED ITS GONNA BE AI OR A VERY BAD VA BUT ITS SO GOOOOOOOD.

Also I didn't even realize that Morty also has a new voice. LIKE HE ALSO SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL (just like Roiland YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) LIKE WHAAAAAT.

I'm so excited for the new season omg. I've been waiting forever for this

[dilfs4lifexo]

yummy 😋

[theprophetsaid]

Brian's feelings about Body Language have been widely criticized, but I personally find it interesting that Freddie writing about his experiences at gay clubs made Brian feel excluded.

[a-timely-problem]

not to say that I'm mad that Kaos got cancelled (I only watched it this week) but are they really taking away a show with fantastic actors, an incredible storyline, greek mythology and canon queer characters that get to be just queer? BC Imma cry

[neofelis----nebulosa]

Po and Tigress's relationship is so funny because they're written like a queerbait couple but like. its a male character and a female character. like theres some stuff that is obviously written in a way that can be interpreted as romantic but like the movie never actually backs it up with any further development of a romance between the two. there's always that plausible deniability so they dont actually have to follow up on it.

[tomurakii]

Bro I think I'm. A lesbian.

[dilfs4lifexo]

he’s so beautiful 😔