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Rick Sanchez season 7 simping moment part I don't even know
This ep is crazay damn
I love this man god
This is so cute btw
LOOK AT HIM
Is this seat taken 🤭
LOOK AT HIS SMILE 😭😭
He's eepy
(the scene is hilarious 😭)
HE DID THE FACE 🥳
Overall the ep was weird as fuck but very cool
Thank you goodnight everyone 😘😘
#rick sanchez x male reader#rick sanchez x reader#rick and morty spoilers#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty season 7#god i love him#sexy hot scientist grandpa#hot sexy alcoholic scientist#i love grandpas#this man is so perfect istg#I LOVE THIS SEASON#THIS SEASON IS SO GOOD IM IN LOVE#is this seat taken 🤭#IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE#im going crazy#im climbing the walls rn
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Base Yandere Rick Sanchez Headcanons (Rick and Morty)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is a request from YouTube and oh my lord, the amount of research I had to do for this was obscene! Anyways I hope you enjoy this!]
(Disclaimer: Rick Sanchez is not Yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!!!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Rick From Rick and Morty-
.Rick, is, in fact, a genius, but he is also an alcoholic, hot mess of a mass murderer.
.But there is one thing we cannot deny about Rick, and that is that he loved two women in his life very much.
.Diane his late wife, and Unity. These two women he had a deep bond with and when his wife was killed he spent his whole life hunting down the man that did it.
.This caused him to become the man he is, a mad scientist.
.Now in comes you, you just met Rick by chance a completely normal human, with a completely normal life.
.Meeting this man has changed everything about your life and has made Rick completely obsessed with you.
.It was obsession at first sight, he fell for you good and hard and knew you were the one for him.
.He finally has felt something that he has not felt in a long time.
.He is a very unstable yandere.
.He manipulates you into coming with him on various missions.
.He is a super toxic yandere that will manipulate you, most likely kidnap you, and possibly experiment on you.
.He does care for you, and when your safety is on the line, he feels like his world might end.
.And if someone did put your safety at risk, he would not just kill them, he would not just torture them.
.He would make a world of all their greatest fears, and pain, and make them immortal, so every time they die they would have to go through it again and again and again.
.He would make them suffer and he would take enjoyment in it.
.He deals with rivals in a similar way, a bit at least.
.First, he would try and buy them off, if that does not work he will threaten them, if that does not work he will just straight up shoot them.
.Rick is a genius and in his mind the best of all Ricks. So of course he knows that he is the best match for you.
.He is once again very toxic, he is manipulating you to only depend on him.
.And also getting rid of anyone that would try and get in the way of his relationship with you.
.He would want to possess you and be the only person you can depend on in your life.
.He is very possessive and controlling of you and becomes very jealous very easily.
.He is also the one who might just kidnap you and take you to a dimension where it is just you and him.
.so that way no one will be able to take you away.
.When he does confess his love he Is supper excited and maybe a little bit buzzed.
.If you accept his love get ready for so GILF Grandpa I would Like to FUCK, sex.
.If you turn him down, he takes this as a huge betrayal and we all have seen how well he reacts when that happens.
.So he would one hundred percent kidnap you and make you love him by putting in a brain chip that makes you feel good when you are around him.
.So that you would think you like him and your brain chemicals will make you have the same effect around Rick around someone you would be in love with.
.It does not take your consent away but it does manipulate the hell out of you. AND Is a total invasion of your body's anatomy.
.Rick does not care cause in his mind you still chose him so that means you want him and he finally has the love of his life.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, oof Rick sure does have a lot of layers, and man do I feel bad for his family! Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all my sexy muffins!]
#yandere headcanons#yandere rick#yandere#yandere rick sanchez#yandere rick and morty#headcanons#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x reader#reader#gender neutral reader
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a request for halloween fics? a bam x reader fic, trying to figure out what to be for halloween together! maybe they match? maybe the whole CKY crew matches?
Cky Halloween HC’s!
Bam Margera X Fem!Reader
Warnings: Suggestive content, crude language, alcohol
An: thank you for the request!! A good chunk of this fic was inspired by another set of headcannons I saw regarding the CKY guys and Halloween costumes, and when I find them, I’ll link them here! Thank you for reading and please keep sending requests ;)
Standing in the bathroom, you examined the eyeliner around Bam’s waterline, helping smudge a forgotten corner with a chuckle,
“Y’look like Bambi with this stuff on!”
Trying not to fuck up you doing his makeup, your boyfriend kept real still as he murmured through costume fangs, “Bambi got shot at the end’a that movie.”
Eyes glinting with mischief, you took a step back and smiled at your work, “Well then you’re lucky I don’t hunt…”
You were helping him get ready for this Halloween party the rest of the guys were going to, and it was somebody’s great idea to have the theme for the group costume be stereotypical sexy costumes,
So Bam was a demon, complete with leather pants and those surprising high quality fangs that he offered to try out in the bedroom,
And you were a sexy nun. Of course that’s the kind of couple’s costume he would come up with.
The prince of darkness made his little entrance, strutting down the stairs in what was essentially glorified bondage gear,
Looking Dunn’s sexy lumberjack costume up and down, Bam chuckled, “What’re you supposed t’be, Lumberjack-me off?”
Waving a dismissive hand, Ry threw his jab right back at him, “Later, Bam- later...”
Novak, who in a great act of irony, was dressed as a cop complete with ridiculously tiny booty shorts, arrived fashionably late.
“You’re all under arrest!” Tucking away the police badge he had flashed, he leaned arround the crowd at the door and added,
“Especially that nun chick- she’s hot.” That earned him a hard punch in the shoulder from Bam.
The only one of you who didn’t look like a Village People reject was Dico, who was sporting one of a myriad of costumes he just happened to have on hand at all times.
“Yar-har har!” Brandishing a plastic cutlass, he put on a faux pirate accent and led the guys outside to where Dunn’s shitty limo was parked, “We be plundering booty from all the seven seas tonight!”
Evidently, the amount of skin Bam was showing made your little dress and tights look conservative, but what girl doesn’t enjoy when her boyfriend dressed sluttier than her?
So within an hour of showing up, you and him ended up in the corner, making out.
Raab, who was wearing one of those sexy nurse outfits, observed from afar, “Hey, Dunn. Kinda messed up that it’s a demon and a nun, right? Like, makin’ out and shit.”
“Yeah...” Ryan nodded, arms crossed as he stood next to him, “S’fucked up. And hot, at the same time.”
Rake, Mr. Sexy mad scientist himself, spent a majority of the night trying to pick up chicks by talking about he knows they would have some great chemistry together.
You ran into him at the little faux bar set up in some kitchen, but before you could ask him how the party was going, someone cut you off,
“Y/N! Hey-“ It was Novak, panicking a little with his hands locked in his own cuffs. He spun around, “Y’think you could grab the key fr’these outta my back pocket?”
Snatching a beer from the fridge, you replied sarcastically, “Haha, very funny. I know you!” And you walked away,
Totally unaware that he was actually stuck in them. Novak shot a glance over at Rake, who just shook his head, “No fuckin’ way, dude- I am not touchin’ your ass.”
So the end of the night comes and you’re all pretty hammered, and on the way back to castle Bam you noitice Dico reaching into a bulging pocket of his red velvet pirate jacket-
Pillsbury Halloween cookies. Nearly every pocket was stuffed to the brim with Pillsbury Halloween cookies he’d pilfered from the party. “Wha…dude-!”
So as not to alert the others to his haul, he palmed one into your hand and whispered, “Shhhh…theives’ honor.”
#jackass#bam margera#ryan dunn#chris raab#brandon novak#rake yohn#brandon dicamillo#jackass fanfiction#jackass fanfic#fluff#jackass x reader#bam margera x reader
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Contains: mentions of incest kink, mentions of sex, Kaeya spoilers (only the stuff you could find in his profile once you reach high enough friendship to read it all), Kaeya just going through it
Name: Kaeya
Age: 22
Pronouns: He/they
Sexy bits: Dick
Looks: Just under 6 inches, little medical eye patch (Diluc injured it during their fight), wears his hair down, tiny icicles in his hair (He was never trained to restrain his vision so it physically affects him), cold to the touch, wearing something akin to a tiny winter coat that almost reaches his ankles
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Hobbies: Doesn’t know much from outside the lab but he has heard about pirates! He loves to come up with little stories where he’s out on the open sea, seeing the world and helping people with his vision (He got the kid version of pirates that don’t murder and steal. Don’t tell him)
Bitties have to be very careful with alcohol because of how fuckin tiny they are, but if you only give him a tiny bit Kaeya will be so so so grateful! He just loves the taste of it and trying new cocktails is very fun for him. If you ever make yourself a drink do him a favor and pour him out a thimble full, will ya?
Kinks: Incest (please please please be his big sibling and tell him how much you love and care about him, he’ll cry in the best way), body worship, temperature play? (He really likes being warm so kissing, licking, or even blowing hot air onto him is very nice. It’s more of a sensual thing than a purely sexual thing tho, like a massage)
No-nos: No needles, EVER. No reminders of his time in the lab in general but especially in the bedroom. The cold (Because of his vision and small size if he’s not careful he could very easily get hypothermia. This can be completely fixed with more training though)
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Relationships: Jean was a big reason he stayed sane back in the lab. The knights never really existed but Jean did form a little group to look after and Kaeya was in it. He admired her hope and was very appreciative of her healing burst if she had enough energy to use it after her tests
Amber is like a little ball of energy, and while she’s always found him suspicious Kaeya can’t help but admire her fiery passion. It reminds him of someone
Diluc was Kaeya’s adoptive brother just like in canon, though where Kaeya’s from is different. After his adoptive father’s death at the hands of a delusion the scientist gave him for a test he decided to come clean to Diluc. His brother challenged him to a duel and as they fought he gained his vision. He found it fitting, after knowing about the scientists plans to give his father a deadly weapon, now he would have to be their guinea pig
Background: Khaenri'ah doesn’t exist in this au so Kaeya was actually a bit of a spy for the scientists back in the lab. He was raised by one of the head researchers personally so that he could be used to cause “natural” havoc within the other bitties lives if needed for experiments. There’s only so much the researchers can do after all, sometimes they need an idea to come from inside the group for it to succeed
He’s forever grateful that he’ll never have to make his hardest choice. Now that bitties are being sold as pets there’s no need for him to be a spy anymore. Of course, that also means he’ll most likely never get to reconcile with his brother, or see his friends ever again, but hey, that’s just what someone like him deserves
#GIP bitty au#GIP Kaeya#HAHA#I've done it!#All the bitty intros will now have this slightly modified version of my oc intro format#Feel free to ask questions if I missed anything important or explained something bad ^^;
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Send “you’re kinda cute” for my muse’s reaction || Selectively accepting !
@moonspower sent: “you’re kinda cute” to Rick. Yes, they're drunk as hell on his balcony! And yes, for once in his life, Virote's the one being a little flirty.
The words took perhaps a little too long to register. Rick's mind was wrapped in a pleasant daze that made him feel detached from the rest of the universe. It was a peaceful feeling, the kind that only the right drunken nights gave him, and he had meant to bask in it as much as possible, for as long as possible.
He wanted to be coated in it, just as the thick flavour of the liquor he had been consuming had glazed his tongue.
Perhaps it was the alcohol, or maybe it was his placid mood, but the stars above his head looked a little brighter and the golden reflections of the Moon Palace even more beautiful than they usually were.
So, when Virote spoke up, breaking the companionable silence they had been wallowing in, the scientist's first instinct was to ignore the younger man. Why choosing to ruin his high spirits, when he could so easily avoid it? Or at least, that was what he had told himself before his brain finally put into focus the exact words he had been addressed.
You're kinda cute. Cute. What the fuck? Had Prince Moonshine seriously just called him that?!
"A-Alright...No...L-Let's make shit clear. Y-You are cute."
Damn, that didn't sound right. He wasn't conveying the message he wanted to deliver.
"Y...YOU are cute. P-Pretty, adorable, and...what not."
There, that was better. The emphasis was in the right place.
"M-Me? I...I'm NOT fuckin' cute. I-I'm a hot piece of ass. I-I'm sexy, g...goddamn arousing an-and...ravishing. I-I make people want to suck my dick or....or to tear their clothes off an-and beg me to fuck 'em. O-Or to let 'em fuck me. That...That is what I am."
He also made people want to gag him, to take their leave or to shoot him in the head, but those were irrelevant details.
"N-Not...that shit." He made a vague gesture with his hands. "C-Cute. Me. D-Damn, where the...the fuck you got the idea...G-Get your eyes checked. O-Or your brain checked. O-Or whatever. There's...You're obvious needing..."
His brows knitted together, trying to find the specific word he wanted to use, but in vain. Well, never mind.
"...G-Get fuckin' checked. A-A goddamn full check up."
#[ ic :: c137 Rick ]#&& Virote Srisati#[ v. Forever a hundred years ; main verse :: c137 Rick ]#[ relationship :: Rick & Virote ]#moonspower#[[ I appreciated Vi's efforts to try and flirt casually ]]#[[ but he picked the wrong way xD ]]#[[ for some reason my Rick HATES being called cute -facepalm- ]]
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the Ultimate Intro to Twice masterlist
Title tracks
Perfect World (girl crush)
Cry For Me (dark/sensual)
I Can't Stop Me (elegant)
Like Ooh-Ahh (teen crush)
Fancy (bubblegum)
Best live performances
Cry For Me
I Can't Stop Me
Taemin's Move (Momo, Mina, Dahyun, Chaeyoung)
Hello (Momo, Nayeon, Chaeyoung)
Pop! (Nayeon)
Sunmi's Gashina (Nayeon, Momo, Mina, Chaeyoung)
Vocal stages
Queen of Hearts
Alcohol-Free
CACTUS (Twice minus Jeongyeon)
Greedy (Jihyo, Nayeon, Momo, Chaeyoung)
Dance stages
Dangerous Love (Momo, Mina)
Bloodline (Momo, Tzuyu, Chaeyoung)
rhythmic gymnastics (Mina)
Crown (Jihyo)
Tadow & Bad (Momo)
Song playlists (title tracks and b-sides)
Bubblegum: Fancy, Feel Special, Cheer Up, What Is Love?, Yes or Yes, The Feels, Talk that Talk, Likey, TT, Signal, Dance The Night Away, BDZ, Heartshaker, Knock Knock, Pop! (Nayeon), Scientist, Candy Pop, One More Time
Teen crush/groovy: Like Ooh-Ahh, Turn It Up, Hot, Trouble, Queen, Shot Clock, Good at Love, Basics, Breakthrough, Go Hard, Scandal, Firework, Flow like waves, Oxygen, Make Me Go, Up No More, Fake & True, Set Me Free, Got The Thrills, Better, Good at Love, Killin’ Me Good (Jihyo)
Chill: Brave, Flow like waves, Sandcastle, Say Something, Cruel, F.I.L.A (Fall In Love Again), Crazy Stupid Love, Wallflower, Girls Like Us
Elegant/classy/dark/sexy: Cry For Me, I Can't Stop Me, Last Waltz, Alcohol-Free, Espresso, Bring It Back, Gone, Love Foolish, Hell In Heaven, Closer (Jihyo)
Girl crush/loud bangers: Perfect World, Fanfare, Hello, Voices of Delight, Queen of Hearts, Icon, Kura Kura, Nightmare (Jihyo)
Sad/soft songs: Cactus, When We Were Kids, Best Thing I Ever Did, Melting, Wishing, Say Yes, Stay By My Side, Jaljayo Good Night, Stuck, Doughnut, Like A Fool, Be As One, One In A Million, 21:29, Someone Like Me, Ice Cream, That's all I'm saying, Sunset (Nayeon), Stardust love song (Jihyo)
(playlists tend to blend into each other. For example Like Ooh-Ahh could be bubblegum, Love Foolish could be groovy, Kura Kura could be elegant, Cry For Me could be girl crush).
Variety/Youtube/vlive content
Twice "doing" the Stray Kids Circus spin
MC Dahyun. More MC Dahyun. Dahyun and the baby fan. Dahyun finding cameras. Baby Dahyun. Babiest Dahyun.
Nayeon and Chaeyoung on Lee Young Ji's show
Mina Minecraft
Sana and her 8 introvert friends. Sana vs Stray Kids Bangchan awkwardness (unstoppable object meets unmovable force)
Baby Chaeyoung and Tzuyu
Twice eating ice
Undercover Nayeon in a chatroom of rookie idols (Nmixx Haewon, Billie Moon Sua, Kep1er Baiyyih, woo!ah Nana)
THE VIDEO THAT TWICE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!! (clickbait)
I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE–
The seven year one sided embarrassment of Seventeen's Seungkwan vs Momo
Jeongyeon and BTS Jimin beefing (/hj???)
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Drinking Game (TH)
Description: After Tom and his girlfriend are snowed in the for evening, unable to attend Harrison’s birthday party, he comes up with a brillant game. Each rounds leaves one of them with more or less clothing. Who will be the winner of the head on surprise?
Warnings: smutty af (if you’re under 18, maybe don’t read), alcohol use, swearing, stupid sexy Tom
Word Count: 1,848
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“Hey, babe?” I called.
Tom came swiftly down the stairs, ready to go to Harrison’s birthday party. “What?”
I shot him a nervous smile as I pulled back from the window. “The snow is coming down pretty good. News says the roads are already slick.”
“Damn, I’ll message H. We should not risk it,” he mumbled, pushing up his glasses, and crossed his arms. “No excuse to drink then.”
“You need an excuse?” I snorted. “We both know that’s not true.”
Tom tapped his chin, a subtle smirk crossing his face. “Let’s have our own drinking game.”
“What kind?”
I followed him into the squared off kitchen and watched him take out a whole twelve pack of Coors Light. This oughta be interesting.
“We’ll have six rounds. First five the loser has to remove an item of clothing. The sixth round, the loser goes down on the winner,” Tom explained.
I eyed him curiously. “Basically, we’re getting shit-faced and someone’s getting head?”
He bit his lip, then chuckled “Yeah, pretty much. Sounds good, yeah?”
The look on his face alone should’ve warned me what it actually involved. But I couldn’t argue that this wasn’t going to be better than going out with friends.
“Sounds fucking perfect. Let’s get started.”
Both of us took off our winter coats and shoes before we settled into the living room. I pulled back my hair with the tie on my wrist. Who knew how this was going to go; it was a toss up honestly. But winning the last round would be oh so fucking sweet.
“Ready?” Tom started as he popped his tab.
“Steady,” I countered, popping my own.
“Go!” we both yelled and started chugging.
Oh, boy, this first round was not going to be good for me. The bubbles running down my throat made me cringe a little and slowed me down. I went as fast as I could though, yet Tom slammed his empty on the coffee table first.
I did get better the more drunk I was. We both knew that.
“I say jumper,” he stated, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
“You didn’t say the winner chose the item,” I retorted, already holding back a small burp from the carbonation.
Tom fully smirked. “I’m adding it now. Come on, make it more fun, my love.”
He was right on that. I barely huffed as I pulled off the navy crew neck to reveal my black lace bra.
“Look at those,” he whistled lowly.
I rolled my eyes. “Tom, you’ve seen them before.”
“But they’re yours and I love them every time.”
I couldn’t stop the heat that filled my cheeks, and that was partly due to the one drink and heater we had going.
“Second round.”
I struggled against the same bubbly current. I chugged the liquid through the tiny hole as quickly as possible. I eyed Tom from the corner of my eye and he was doing the same; a clint of amusement sparkled. I coughed at the little bit of alcohol went down the wrong tube and I had to stop.
He threw his arms in the air. “I win!” He gestured widely at my bottoms area. “Skirt next. I want the skirt.”
“If you say so. You won’t win every round. I’ll get one and then it’s my turn to make the call.” I stood up before I reached back for the zipper of the black and white houndstooth mini. I inched it down, Tom enjoying every second until it naturally fell to the ground. I flicked it to the side with my foot. I did sway a little and after this third I would definitely be tipsy.
Tom leaned over to plant a sweet kiss on my lips. “I look forward to it.”
We cheered to start the third. The time slipped by as it had in the others. Some of the beer splashed onto my cheek, but I managed to win this one. I had found my rhythm finally. No more stuffing my cheeks as much as I could before swallowing and doing it again; I went straight for a fluid stream.
I ripped one to announce the victory. There was no way to stop the giggles that followed and I covered my mouth with the hand that held the empty to hide them. “Go ahead with... your button up.”
“Cheers, I was gett-” he lightly burped and busted out laughing. “I was getting stuffy.”
I licked my lips as he barely fumbled with the buttons. He raised his eyebrows up and down, like an idiot, as he whipped it off to reveal his beautiful chest. There was no way to not linger on the collarbone area and biceps, and I had to swallow away the sensation.
Get a hold of yourself.
I shot up and slid into the kitchen. “Eat. We need a s-snack!”
“Get the crisps!” he yelled.
I dramatically opened the cabinet doors and crawled up onto the counter, which was immensely unnecessary but so fun. Then I scrambled the three different bags into my arms and hurried back to him, tossing the bag of crisps to him. I ate out of the already opened bag of popcorn. The saltiness and slight crunch was exactly what I needed; though chicken nuggets wouldn’t be a bad idea either. This would do.
Tom leaned back against the armchair with his eyes closed and munched slowly.
“Not done already, are you?” I giggled under my breath. “I-I think… that qualifies as an automatic win for the final prize.”
“Nope!” He shot his head up. “Just resting up, darling.”
I popped another piece into my mouth. “Let me know when.”
“When.”
“Ha ha.”
He rolled up the bag and tossed it aside. “Seriously, let’s go.”
I scooted back up to the table, letting my legs sprawl underneath it and rest up against his. “Okay.”
Let me save you from the gory details of my horrid slurping. Tom won his third round. I knew the crisps would soak up some of his alcohol and sober him up enough to focus. Fuck.
Slowly, he set the can on the table and tapped his chin, “How about.... Your underwear, but leave the tights on.
I furrowed my brows. “W-why?”
He squinted an eye momentarily and shrugged. “It’s hot.”
There was no way I’d admit to him that I agreed. Though, this meant I had to go through the hassle of taking off the sheer black material and pulling them back on. I’m sure that was unattractive to watch; embarrassing for sure. He was the only one I’d ever do this for.
My vision was getting blurry, and if I attempted to use my phone it would definitely end in a disaster. But a hilarious moment in the morning. Alas, I tossed it somewhere on the couch to stop myself.
We went straight into the fifth round and I practically spilled half of the beer on my chest. Well, that was one way to win.
“Bott-ttems.” I pointed him up and down. “Take them off, Holland.”
I gazed in pure amusement as he tried to dance them off.
“You’re such a dork.”
He pointed at me abruptly with a serious look. “But you love me.”
I rolled my eyes. “I do. More snacks or should we go straight into the next?”
“Straight!” He circled his hand and plopped down to grab his last can.
I reached over for my last and it took me two tries to pick it up. I was basically drunk. If we were at a club and anyone asked, I’d try to convince them I wasn’t. I’m sure if he asked right now, I’d do the same. It wouldn’t be believable.
This final round was the one that truly counted, though I wouldn’t care who won. It was pleasurable to give and receive in my opinion.
“One,” I started.
Tom cocked a brow, bringing the can closer to his mouth. “Two.”
I also brought the cool metal to touch my lips. “Three!”
I tiled my head back as far as I could to give leverage for a smoother chug. It was by far the best I had done all the rounds, though that didn’t matter. It didn’t take a scientist to see how slow Tom was drinking.
When I finished, I slammed my empty on the table and whipped my arms out. “You cheated!”
“I cheated?” he gasped and rested a hand on his chest. “You won!”
I giggled. “You let me win.”
“I…” He held a finger up. “I did not… Y-you won fair and square, my love.”
Tom crawled his way over to my side and left small kisses on my neck. “Get up-p on the couch.”
I couldn’t stop the short giggles. But I backed my way up onto the couch. I rested my legs on his shoulders and eyed him. His lips left sweet kisses on the inner of my thighs and trailed all the way up. We were going straight for it; that was fine by me.
His mouth came close to the already throbbing at the thoughts. His breath left me cringing. The laughs couldn’t be controlled as he did a few more puffs of air on purpose. It tickled and he knew that.
“Stop that.”
Tom looked up at me for a moment with a laugh before he slid his tongue up and down. It was hot against my clit and I swallowed. He wouldn’t get the satisfaction of pleasing me so soon.
“Not yet,” I mumbled, tangling my fingers in the soft, chocolate curls.
Tom licked his lips, pure determination in his eyes. His mouth disappeared and the slick warmth returned. He continued his slower teases, not missing a single area. Every inch was loved. His lightly calloused hands trailed up on my outer thighs and landed on my lips for a squeeze. It caused me to shiver.
I found myself making small pulses and moaned as I closed my eyes. His lips left sweet kisses as well. That was torturing.
His hands pulled down the tights, only halfway, and he used them to keep my legs at his sides; this was why he wanted me to leave them on, I knew that now. I whimpered as he leaned back in. His licks turned into numbing flicks on my clit. We should’ve put a towel down; this was not something I should be thinking about right now.
“More, Tom. Make me cum.”
I had to sit up a little as leverage when the burning sensation began and gasped. I gripped the throw pillow beside me with my final moans and clenched. I revelled in the following shudders. It was almost better than the actual high.
“Fuck,” I breathed. The only coherent thought I had after that drunken orgasm. “I… definitely won.”
Tom crawled his way up to give me a peck. “We both won, darling.”
I laughed. “I say we play this again next weekend.”
“I agree…. Shall we eat and binge more Teen Wolf.”
I clapped my hands. “Hell yeah!”
[Masterlist]
#probably not my best writing but aye#I was inspired by the photos hahaha#tom mf holland#tom holland#tom holland smut#tom holland sex#tom holland short#smut#drinking game
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Izzy and magnus brotp headcanons if u have any bls
i do! i dont think ive ever been asked about them before so yay!
mandatory disclaimer that this post is about the show, not the books, and idc what happens in the books and wont be taking it into consideration here
okay so i think my brotp tag for them ("crazy scientists but make it glam") pretty much sums it up. i love the concept of crazy scientists magnus and izzy. like... if magnus and alec lose braincells when theyre together, magnus and izzy gain braincells, but lose Common Sense
because they are both so into similar things like physics and biochem and technology and magic, so if the subject comes up they will start excitedly talking about idk the possibilities for time travel or something, and alec of course has no interest in those things so hes like "k imma get a drink" and when he comes back magnus and izzy are Actually Seriously Planning On Launching Themselves To Mars and he has to be like "or maybe we could discuss this here on earth???" and alec is really not used to being the voice of reason when it comes to magnus but alas
and i just love magnus and izzy as that duo who can like spend hours talking in depth about the mechanisms of time travel or cures for magical diseases or whichever subject theyre focusing on at the moment and who make a mean team when working together but who can also get Too Excited and lose it a little
other than that the other thing i like about magnus and izzy is that they can relate to each other on that sense of being reduced to The Hot Fashionista, you know? like magnus is called a lothario and izzy is always treated like her one personality trait is Sexy™ and i think both of them kind of use that perception as an armor for themselves. i have talked about that in relation to magnus several times so i dont think it bears repeating because he himself compared his eyeliner to tiger stripes and magicked makeup on when he was feeling bad and alec was coming, so. but anyway my point is that izzy is no different and that was addressed in the sh that is good and lives in my head instead of her just being reduced to eye candy the whole show
like it's obvious that izzy's whole thing with being Sexy™ is something that she uses as part of her rebel act. like, her mom is gonna reduce her to a stupid slut anyway, so why not act the part? case in point: twi!izzy. in the world where the lightwoods weren't making her and alec's life hell, she allowed herself to be a lot more casual. also the way she is always talking about how she can do everything they do in heels, how she always uses her body to be "the distraction" and/or to gather information, to lure in demons even tho thats unnecessary, etc. like i think a part of izzy feels like sex is all she's good at and so she lays that in as thick as possible. she even kind of said so when she said that one of the reasons why she liked raphael is because she knew that sex wasn't a part of the equation for him
disclaimer! dressing in revealing clothes and/or sleeping around is not bad and doesnt inherently mean that the person has Unresolved Issues that end up manifesting like that, or whatever. i think izzy also dresses as she does because she likes it and good for her! she also clearly likes sex and good for her!!!! and it definitely doesn't mean her relationships are shallow because we saw how fiercely loyal she is to those he loves, platonically or romantically. i just think that the way she built her identity around that is partially because it is a good armor - if she presents herself as shallow and concerned only with instant pleasure and looking pretty, people won't get too close. and when they treat her as such, it doesn't hurt as much because she IS laying it on thick and she IS sexy and she can use it to her advantage, even to manipulate people, so whos laughing now?
for example, in s1 in particular izzy was always acting like she cared about nothing but having fun and going to parties, yet it was obvious that izzy actually cared way more about saving the downworld and helping those she loves, particularly alec. like she presents herself as shallow and unconcerned with anything but her own pleasure but it's clear that she's willing to throw all of that away - even give herself up to get married to whoever her parents choose, her own worst nightmare - for what actually matters and drives her: her loved ones and what she thinks is right. she was okay with getting deruned for what she believed in, thats not a shallow person. so obviously that whole thing was an act, and well, why put up an act like that when it borders on annoying honestly? i think it's to protect herself, for the reasons listed above
plus, it makes her mom mad, and a part of her is obviously defining herself in opposition to her mom. if her mom wants something out of her, she does the opposite, and that applies to her clothing too
anyway all of that is to say that magnus and izzy have a similar relationship with 1- their "lothario"/"slut" personas, and 2- the way they understand fashion and clothing. it's about expressing something to others, something that protects their vulnerabilities, for the both of them. and while i don't think they (particularly izzy) are exactly dying to go deep into that subject and their armors, there is that understanding between them, you know? and under the right amount of alcohol and in a safe enough environment when its just the two of them they might even talk about it and its nice to have someone who completely understands it, you know, that pretty specific defense mechanism and being reduced to sexualized stereotypes (especially since both of them are bi. id mention both of them being brown too but izzy's racial belonging in the show is uhhhhh weird to say the least so i wont get into that)
and also just the silly things! going to parties together, going shopping together, remember when magnus and izzy were both wearing the exact same color scheme and pattern? obsessed with the idea of them color coordinating just for like, the challenge of creating outfits that dont look the same or even like theyre supposed to match but that have similars colors and textures and patterns, you know?
also they are fantastic at gifting each other and somehow always know Exactly What The Other Has Their Eyes Own. like izzy will give magnus some eyeliner and he'll be like "how did you know ive been meaning to buy that?" and she'll go "i didnt" and wink at him, and the opposite is also true. or alternatively izzy will get him a book on astronomy and he'll be like "how did you know i was hyperfixating on black holes??" and she'll be like "i didn't" and the other way around as well. alec asks for their help buying gifts for the other more often than not, but izzy realized a long time ago that magnus likes alec's gifts better than hers, because even tho they aren't always a perfect fit, they are always so thoughtful and blow him away even tho that was in no way alec's intention (see: the omamori)
also izzy is fiercely protective of alec, magnus, and their relationship as a whole, which sometimes really warms magnus' heart when she just. jumps in to their defense when someone is being bitchy, you know? it's nice that she has their back
and i think thats all i have for now but aaa i love them
#sh#shadowhunters#izzy lightwood#magnus bane#izzy lightwood meta#kinda#meta#brotp: crazy scientists but make it glam#ask#anonymous#long post
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Rick Sanchez season 7 simping moment.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: HIS VOICE IS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING GOOD! IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE IM NOT LISTENING. I WAS SO SCARED ITS GONNA BE AI OR A VERY BAD VA BUT ITS SO GOOOOOOOD.
Also I didn't even realize that Morty also has a new voice. LIKE HE ALSO SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL (just like Roiland YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) LIKE WHAAAAAT.
I'm so excited for the new season omg. I've been waiting forever for this
#rick sanchez#rick and morty#rick sanchez x reader#rick sanchez x male reader#im screaming#he looks so sexy#I WANT THE NEW SEASON#rick and morty season 7#GIVE ME IT NOOOW#can i eat ricks hair#hot sexy alcoholic scientist#my English so bad im crying
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Song Ranking
So I did that song ranking thing and it took HOURS. literal HOURS. Don’t ever do it, I won’t even link it. I hated doing it. But here is my list. And dare I say my Top 130 is immaculate hjgkhg
Some of this is not really accurate though. Could be me or the generator. Like ‘Cold Hearted’ being 500 something???? Not in my house.
Also don’t go looking for christmas songs. They are all somewhere down there lmao
Anyways! Let’s go!
1 Nasty / Rhythm Nation
1 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
3 Be Okay
4 Love You Like A Love Song
4 Seasons Of Love
6 Mustang Sally
7 So Emotional
8 Tightrope
9 Barely Breathing
10 Cough Syrup
11 Shake It Out
11 The Boy Is Mine
13 Back To Black
14 Valerie
15 Paradise By The Dashboard Light
16 River Deep, Mountain High
17 Problem
18 Faithfully
19 Gloria
20 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
21 How Will I Know
22 We Are Young
23 How To Be A Heartbreaker
24 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move
25 If I Die Young
26 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty
27 Bust Your Windows
28 Candyman
29 American Boy
30 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams
31 If I Can't Have You
32 It's All Coming Back To Me Now
33 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy
34 ABC
35 Bad Romance
36 It's Too Late
37 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio
38 I Wish
39 Need You Now
40 Landslide
41 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer
42 Thriller / Heads Will Roll
43 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)
44 There Are Worse Things I Could Do
45 Losing My Religion
46 The Edge Of Glory
47 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version)
48 Make You Feel My Love
49 My Prerogative
50 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella
51 Songbird
52 Spotlight
53 Mine
54 Take Me Or Leave Me
55 Take Me To Church
56 No Surrender
57 Never Say Never
58 Constant Craving
59 Brave
60 Born This Way
61 Pumpin' Blood
62 Blame It (On The Alcohol)
63 Glad You Came
64 Give Your Heart A Break
65 It's All Over
66 It's Not Right, But It's Okay
67 Everybody Talks
68 Here Comes The Sun
69 Into The Groove
70 In Your Eyes
71 I Don't Want To Know
72 I Lived
73 I Kissed A Girl
74 Halo / Walking On Sunshine
75 You Can't Stop The Beat
76 She's Not There
77 Nutbush City Limits
78 True Colors
79 Can't Fight This Feeling
80 Breakaway
81 Dancing Queen
82 Don't Stop Me Now
83 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
84 Empire State Of Mind
85 Doo Wop (That Thing)
86 Arthur's Theme
87 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy
88 Toxic
89 This Is The New Year
90 Last Name
91 3
92 A Change Would Do You Good
93 Got To Get You Into My Life
94 Tongue Tied
95 Smooth Criminal
96 Papa Don't Preach
97 Animal
97 Another One Bites The Dust
99 Don't Speak
100 Don't You Want Me
101 A Hard Day's Night
102 Some Nights
103 Somebody That I Used To Know
104 Superstition
105 Survivor / I Will Survive
106 My Life Would Suck Without You
107 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
108 Misery
109 My Love Is Your Love
110 Somewhere Only We Know
111 Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
112 Me Against The Music
113 I Follow Rivers
114 Mean
115 Here's To Us
116 Stronger
117 Summer Nights
118 Make No Mistake, She's Mine
119 Love Song
120 Waiting For A Girl Like You
121 We Got The Beat
122 We Found Love
123 We've Got Tonite
124 Love Shack
125 The Scientist
126 Love Is A Battlefield
127 Run Joey Run
128 Wings
129 When I Get You Alone
130 Uptown Girl
131 Roots Before Branches
132 I'm The Only One
132 I've Gotta Be Me
134 Hopelessly Devoted To You
135 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
136 Dinosaur
137 Dog Days Are Over
138 Hung Up
139 Everytime
140 Go Your Own Way
141 Every Breath You Take
142 Fire And Rain
143 Fighter
144 Not While I'm Around
145 Not The Boy Next Door
146 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly
147 Girl On Fire
148 Oops!... I Did It Again
149 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind
150 Stereo Hearts
151 Bills, Bills, Bills
152 Somebody Loves You
153 Hold It Against Me
154 Turning Tables
155 Wide Awake
156 You May Be Right
157 Cell Block Tango
158 A Boy Like That
159 All Out Of Love
160 Alfie
161 Jessie's Girl
162 I'm A Slave 4 U
163 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
164 I'll Stand By You (Amber)
165 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
166 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)
167 Lovefool
168 Just Can't Get Enough
169 Just Give Me A Reason
170 Keep Holding On
171 Like A Virgin
172 New York State Of Mind
173 My Dark Side
174 More Than A Feeling
174 My Cup
176 I Want To Hold Your Hand
177 I Want To Break Free
178 I Want To Know What Love Is
179 I Want You Back
180 Teenage Dream
181 Take My Breath Away
182 America
183 Glory Days
184 I Say A Little Prayer
184 I Wanna Sex You Up
186 I Will Always Love You
187 A Thousand Years
188 Like A Prayer
189 Don't Rain On My Parade
190 Disco Inferno
191 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals)
192 Dream On
193 Get It Right
194 Gold Digger
195 Telephone
196 Without You
197 You're The One That I Want
198 Tell Him
199 Let Me Love You
200 Good Vibrations
200 Raise Your Glass
202 Run The World (Girls)
203 Gimme More
204 Hey Jude
204 How Deep Is Your Love
206 Higher Ground
207 Vogue
208 Something's Coming
209 Footloose
210 Forget You
211 Gives You Hell
212 Everybody Wants To Rule The World
213 Far From Over
214 Fat Bottomed Girls
215 Hair / Crazy In Love
216 Hall Of Fame
216 Hello
216 Hello, I Love You
216 Somebody To Love
216 Time Warp
216 To Love You More
222 Last Friday Night
223 Hate On Me
224 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
225 Locked Out Of Heaven
226 Rose's Turn
227 Everybody Hurts
227 Express Yourself
227 Loser
227 Shout It Out Loud
231 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours
232 Pompeii
233 Party All The Time
234 Our Day Will Come
235 Perfect
236 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone
237 Greased Lightning
237 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
237 Live While We're Young
240 Firework
240 Love Child
242 Fire
243 You're All I Need To Get By
244 The Scientist (Acapella)
245 Afternoon Delight
246 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
247 Listen To Your Heart
248 Tik Tok
249 You Keep Me Hangin' On
250 The Rose
251 You Can't Always Get What You
Want
252 Let's Have A Kiki
252 Listen
254 Pretending
255 More Than A Woman
256 More Than Words
257 Hot For Teacher
257 No One Is Alone
257 Not The End
257 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 257 O Christmas Tree
257 One Hand, One Heart
257 One
257 Only Child
257 Proud Mary
266 Heroes
267 Hey Ya!
268 Getting Married Today
268 Happy
270 Hell To The No
271 Night Fever
271 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club
Band
273 The Music Of The Night
273 The Only Exception 273 The Rain In Spain 273 The Safety Dance 273 Thousand Miles 278 Billionaire
278 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 278 The Happening
278 The Lady Is A Tramp
282 Borderline / Open Your Heart 282 Born To Hand Jive
284 Control
284 The Longest Time
286 Give Up The Funk
287 Chasing Pavements
288 Man In The Mirror
288 Say
288 Sexy And I Know It 288 Shout
292 Marry The Night
293 Mamma Mia
294 Loser Like Me
295 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1)
296 Colorblind
297 Diva
297 Don't Cry For Me Argentina
299 Don't Dream It's Over
300 Let It Be
301 Don't Stop
302 Highway To Hell
302 Hold On
302 Holding Out For A Hero 302 We Will Rock You
302 What I Did For Love
302 What It Feels Like For A Girl
308 Take On Me
309 For Once In My Life
309 Good Riddance (Time Of Your
Life)
309 Hello Goodbye
309 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
309 Home
309 Homeward Bound / Home 309 Honesty
309 Human Nature
317 Drive My Car
317 For Good
317 I'll Remember
320 I'll Stand By You (Cory)
321 On My Own
321 Taking Chances
321 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 321 Werewolves Of London
325 My Man
326 My Life
327 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
327 Never Going Back Again 327 No Scrubs
330 Creep
331 Come What May
332 Never Can Say Goodbye
333 Who Are You Now?
334 You Give Love A Bad Name
335 Womanizer
336 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
337 Come See About Me
337 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 337 People
337 Popular
337 River
337 Roar
337 Rolling In The Deep 337 Santa Baby
345 Boogie Shoes
346 At Last
347 I'm The Greatest Star
348 Jar Of Hearts
349 It's Time
350 It's My Life / Confessions Part II
351 It's Not Unusual
352 I'm So Excited
352 I'm Still Here
354 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 354 Don't You (Forget About Me) 354 Dreams
354 Unchained Melody
354 Uptown Funk
359 Bohemian Rhapsody
359 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 359 Lucky
362 Don't Stand So Close To Me /
Young Girl
363 Bridge Over Troubled Water
363 Bust A Move
365 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
366 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
(Reprise)
367 Longest Time
368 Applause
369 All Of Me
370 Any Way You Want It
370 Anything Could Happen
372 Red Solo Cup
372 Rock Lobster
372 Rockin' Around The Christmas
Tree 372 Rockstar
376 Saving All My Love For You
377 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life
377 Piano Man 377 Poison 377 Poker Face
381 A House Is Not A Home
382 4 Minutes
383 Black Or White
384 Blackbird
385 All By Myself
385 Smile
385 You Make Me Feel So Young
388 Wrecking Ball
389 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural
Woman
389 (You're) Having My Baby
391 Superman
392 Ain't No Way
392 Stayin' Alive
394 Still Got Tonight
394 The Most Wonderful Day Of The
Year
394 The Way You Look Tonight / You're Never Fully Dressed Without A
Smile 394 This Time
394 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
399 They Long To Be Close To You
400 All About That Bass 400 Sing!
400 So Far Away
400 Some People
404 Addicted To Love
404 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash
404 Sing
404 Someday We'll Be Together 404 Somethin' Stupid
404 Something
404 Somewhere
404 Stand
412 Scream
413 Rather Be
414 Next To Me
414 No Air
414 Papa Can You Hear Me? 414 Physical
414 Piece Of My Heart
414 Pinball Wizard
414 Pony
414 Rehab
422 La Isla Bonita
422 Lean On Me
422 Let's Wait Awhile
422 Little Drummer Boy
422 Little Girls
427 Light Up The World
428 Science Fiction Double Feature
428 Silent Night 428 Silly Love Songs
431 Le Jazz Hot
432 Out Here On My Own
432 Pure Imagination
434 School's Out
435 Hey, Soul Sister
435 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 435 Sway
438 I Believe In A Thing Called Love
439 I Have Nothing
440 I Am Changing
441 I Saw Her Standing There
441 I Was Here
441 I Won't Give Up
441 I'll Be Home For Christmas 441 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 446 Funny Girl
446 I Look To You
446 I Only Have Eyes For You 446 I Still Believe / Super Bass 446 Story Of My Life
451 I Love New York / New York, New
York
452 What Makes You Beautiful
453 What The World Needs Now
454 An Innocent Man
454 Bad
454 Because You Loved Me
454 Bein' Green
454 ByeByeBye/IWantItThatWay 454 IfIWereABoy
454 Take A Bow
454 Take Me Home Tonight
462 Barracuda
463 Beauty School Drop Out
464 Chandelier
465 Baby It's You
466 It Must Have Been Love
467 At The Ballet
468 Baby One More Time
469 Beautiful
469 Being Alive
469 We Built This City
472 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 472 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 472 I Love It
472 Isn't She Lovely
476 All That Jazz
476 Blurred Lines
476 Bootylicious
476 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 476 Father Figure
476 Fight For Your Right (To Party)
476 Flashdance... What A Feeling
483 I Don't Know How To Love Him
484 Fix You
484 I Could Have Danced All Night 486 Push It
486 Rainbow Connection 486 Rise
489 Promises, Promises
490 Oh Chanukah
490 Ohio
490 One Love (People Get Ready) 490 Only The Good Die Young 494 Baby
494 Dancing With Myself
494 Defying Gravity
497 Baby, It's Cold Outside
498 Cherish / Cherish
498 Christmas Wrapping 498 Closer
498 Downtown
498 Endless Love
498 Forever Young
498 Friday I'm In Love 498 Friday
498 Gangnam Style
498 Get Back
498 Safety Dance
509 Cold Hearted
510 Clarity
511 Centerfold / Hot In Herre
511 Just The Way You Are 513 Jumpin', Jumpin'
513 Kiss
515 Juke Box Hero
515 L-O-V-E
517 Jolene
518 Jump
518 La Cucaracha
520 Dream A Little Dream
521 A Little Less Conversation
521 Beth
521 Bitch
521 Don't Sleep In The Subway 521 Girls Just Want To Have Fun 521 Have Yourself A Merry Little
Christmas 521 Help!
521 I Dreamed A Dream 521 I'm His Child
521 I'm Still Standing 521 Ice Ice Baby
521 Imagine
521 In My Life
521 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 521 Lose My Breath
521 Memory
521 Outcast
521 Over The Rainbow
521 Same Love
521 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 521 Teach Your Children
521 Tell Me Something Good
521 The Final Countdown
521 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 545 Big Ass Heart
545 I Love L.A.
545 I Melt With You
548 Big Girls Don't Cry
548 Mary's Boy Child
548 O Holy Night
548 On Our Way
548 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One
Beer
548 One Less Bell To Answer
554 Maybe This Time 554 My Favourite Things 554 My Sharona
557 Marry You
558 Cool
559 Cool Kids
560 Celebrity Skin
560 Cheek To Cheek
560 Dance The Night Away
560 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl
560 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 560 Don't Wanna Lose You
560 Feliz Navidad
560 Here Comes Santa Claus 560 I Know What Boys Like
560 I Know Where I've Been 560 Trouty Mouth
571 Total Eclipse Of The Heart
572 Don't Make Me Over
573 Call Me Maybe
574 We Are The Champions
575 Time After Time
576 Bring Him Home
576 Broadway Baby 576 Buenos Aires 576 Burning Up 576 Yesterday
581 Boys / Boyfriend
582 Mercy
582 You Get What You Give
582 You Have More Friends Than You
Know
582 You Learn / You've Got A Friend
582 You Should Be Dancing
582 You're All The World To Me 582 You're My Best Friend
582 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 590 Break Free
590 Jingle Bell Rock 590 Jingle Bells
590 Joy To The World 590 One Of Us
590 Tonight
590 You're The Top
590 You've Got To Hide Your Love
Away
590 Your Song
599 To Sir, With Love
600 Torn
601 Wake Me Up
601 Wannabe
601 Wedding Bell Blues
604 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
604 UpUpUp
606 All Or Nothing
606 Alone
606 Cry
606 Leaving On A Jet Plane
606 Let It Go
606 Mickey
606 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 606 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 606 Try A Little Tenderness
606 U Can't Touch This
606 Uninvited
606 Vacation
606 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 606 What Kind Of Fool
606 Whistle
606 Will You Love Me Tomorrow /
Head Over Feet 606 Wishin' And Hoping
606 YouAndI/YouAndI
624 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
624 Do You Hear What I Hear? 624 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh
Yeah)
624 Lucky Star
624 Merry Christmas Darling 629 Damn It, Janet
629 Danny's Song
629 Daydream Believer
629 Deck The Rooftop
629 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 634 All I Want For Christmas Is You 634 Angels We Have Heard On High 634 Anything Goes / Anything You Can
Do
634 As If We Never Said Goodbye
634 As Long As You're There 634 Bamboleo / Hero
634 Bella Notte
634 Copacabana
634 Do They Know It's Christmas? 634 Last Christmas
634 Let It Snow
634 We Need A Little Christmas
634 Welcome Christmas
634 Whenever I Call You Friend
634 Whip It
634 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
650 All You Need Is Love
651 Americano / Dance Again
652 Crush
653 Big Spender
653 Make 'Em Laugh
653 White Christmas
653 Yeah!
657 (Charlie Chaplin song)
657 (originally by Michael Bublé) 657 Away In A Manger
657 Baby Got Back
657 Christmas Eve With You 657 Come Sail Away
657 You Are Woman, I Am Man 657 You Spin Me Round (Like A
Record)
665 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
666 Starlight Express
666 The Trolley Song
666 The Winner Takes It All
666 There's A Light (Over At The
Frankenstein Place) 670 Take Care Of Yourself
671 Sweet Caroline
672 Ben
672 Best Day Of My Life 672 Blue Christmas
672 Candles
676 Starships
676 Suddenly Seymour 676 Sweet Transvestite
679 Thong Song
680 The Fox (What Does The Fox
Say?)
680 The Living Years
682 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
682 The First Noël
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Base Yandere Rick Sanchez Headcanons (Rick and Morty)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is a request from YouTube and oh my lord, the amount of research I had to do for this was obscene! Anyways I hope you enjoy this!]
(Disclaimer: Rick Sanchez is not Yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!!!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Rick From Rick and Morty-
.Rick, is, in fact, a genius, but he is also an alcoholic, hot mess of a mass murderer.
.But there is one thing we cannot deny about Rick, and that is that he loved two women in his life very much.
.Diane his late wife, and Unity. These two women he had a deep bond with and when his wife was killed he spent his whole life hunting down the man that did it.
.This caused him to become the man he is, a mad scientist.
.Now in comes you, you just met Rick by chance a completely normal human, with a completely normal life.
.Meeting this man has changed everything about your life and has made Rick completely obsessed with you.
.It was obsession at first sight, he fell for you good and hard and knew you were the one for him.
.He finally has felt something that he has not felt in a long time.
.He is a very unstable yandere.
.He manipulates you into coming with him on various missions.
.He is a super toxic yandere that will manipulate you, most likely kidnap you, and possibly experiment on you.
.He does care for you, and when your safety is on the line, he feels like his world might end.
.And if someone did put your safety at risk, he would not just kill them, he would not just torture them.
.He would make a world of all their greatest fears, and pain, and make them immortal, so every time they die they would have to go through it again and again and again.
.He would make them suffer and he would take enjoyment in it.
.He deals with rivals in a similar way, a bit at least.
.First, he would try and buy them off, if that does not work he will threaten them, if that does not work he will just straight up shoot them.
.Rick is a genius and in his mind the best of all Ricks. So of course he knows that he is the best match for you.
.He is once again very toxic, he is manipulating you to only depend on him.
.And also getting rid of anyone that would try and get in the way of his relationship with you.
.He would want to possess you and be the only person you can depend on in your life.
.He is very possessive and controlling of you and becomes very jealous very easily.
.He is also the one who might just kidnap you and take you to a dimension where it is just you and him.
.so that way no one will be able to take you away.
.When he does confess his love he Is supper excited and maybe a little bit buzzed.
.If you accept his love get ready for so GILF Grandpa I would Like to FUCK, sex.
.If you turn him down, he takes this as a huge betrayal and we all have seen how well he reacts when that happens.
.So he would one hundred percent kidnap you and make you love him by putting in a brain chip that makes you feel good when you are around him.
.So that you would think you like him and your brain chemicals will make you have the same effect around Rick around someone you would be in love with.
.It does not take your consent away but it does manipulate the hell out of you. AND Is a total invasion of your body's anatomy.
.Rick does not care cause in his mind you still chose him so that means you want him and he finally has the love of his life.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, oof Rick sure does have a lot of layers, and man do I feel bad for his family! Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all my sexy muffins!]
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once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]
1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
#glee#glee song ranking#ranking#my thoughts#mine#umm so funny story#well first of all some of the mash ups werent even together#like anyway you want it and lovin touchin squeezin#they were listed as their own songs#i thought they'd end up being closer but they arent and thats hilarious#also there's the scientist and then the scientist acoustic?? idk what that is#but they're close together#umm home by michael bubbles#it did not tell me what the song was#it literally said (michael buble version) or something#and i did not think to look it up until after my results#sooo... if i knew it was a rory song it would not be that high lmao#anyway as you can see it is a bit of a mess#but my top ten is really solid again<3#oh also there was only one 'just the way you are'#so i chose to pretend it was the s5 version which is why its higher#than if i were pretending it were the s2 version
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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: black-john-lennon
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Favourite character: Blaine Anderson
Least favourite character: Sue Sylvester
Favourite season: Season 5
Least favourite season: Season 3
Mean song rating: 6.69
Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 8.35
Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 9.59
Mean song rating season 1: 7.08
Mean song rating season 2: 6.88
Mean song rating season 3: 6.53
Mean song rating season 4: 6.42
Mean song rating season 5: 6.63
Mean song rating season 6: 6.6
Songs rated: 696
[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by Black-john-lennon, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by Black-john-lennon. 10 was assigned 134 times, 9 was assigned 74 times, 8 was assigned 93 times, 7 was assigned 98 times, 6 was assigned 88 times, 5 was assigned 72 times, 4 was assigned 40 times, 3 was assigned 24 times, 2 was assigned 25 times, 1 was assigned 48 times, and 6 songs were not rated.]
About the Project | Results Masterpost
Ranking:
1. (10) - S1x01 - Respect
2. (10) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)
3. (10) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows
4. (10) - S1x07 - Hate On Me
5. (10) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me
6. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going
7. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade
8. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run
9. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn
10. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance
11. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot
12. (10) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy
13. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High
14. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream
15. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside
16. (10) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills
17. (10) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone
18. (10) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs
19. (10) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)
20. (10) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me
21. (10) - S2x14 - Tik Tok
22. (10) - S2x15 - Animal
23. (10) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
24. (10) - S2x16 - Misery
25. (10) - S2x16 - Hell to the No
26. (10) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart
27. (10) - S2x16 - Only Child
28. (10) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth
29. (10) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way
30. (10) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers
31. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know
32. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way
33. (10) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again
34. (10) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
35. (10) - S2x21 - Some People
36. (10) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness
37. (10) - S2x22 - My Cup
38. (10) - S2x22 - Light Up the World
39. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual
40. (10) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat
41. (10) - S3x02 - Something's Coming
42. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight
43. (10) - S3x04 - Candyman
44. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
45. (10) - S3x08 - Control
46. (10) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror
47. (10) - S3x08 - ABC
48. (10) - S3x09 - Let It Snow
49. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
50. (10) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
51. (10) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things
52. (10) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
53. (10) - S3x11 - Ben
54. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal
55. (10) - S3x11 - I Want You Back
56. (10) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It
57. (10) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You
58. (10) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts
59. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You
60. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup
61. (10) - S3x14 - Glad You Came
62. (10) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf
63. (10) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know
64. (10) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing
65. (10) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno
66. (10) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay
67. (10) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love
68. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know
69. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door
70. (10) - S4x01 - It's Time
71. (10) - S4x02 - 3
72. (10) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
73. (10) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)
74. (10) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing
75. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist
76. (10) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You
77. (10) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout
78. (10) - S4x07 - My Dark Side
79. (10) - S4x07 - Heroes
80. (10) - S4x07 - Some Nights
81. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive
82. (10) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over
83. (10) - S4x11 - Tell Him
84. (10) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven
85. (10) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year
86. (10) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now
87. (10) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home
88. (10) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today
89. (10) - S4x15 - Shout
90. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May
91. (10) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
92. (10) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
93. (10) - S4x21 - I Wish
94. (10) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life
95. (10) - S4x21 - Higher Ground
96. (10) - S4x21 - Superstition
97. (10) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life
98. (10) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You
99. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love
100. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love
101. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night
102. (10) - S5x04 - Wide Awake
103. (10) - S5x04 - Applause
104. (10) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball
105. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy
106. (10) - S5x06 - Piano Man
107. (10) - S5x06 - My Life
108. (10) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend
109. (10) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation
110. (10) - S5x07 - Into the Groove
111. (10) - S5x10 - The Happening
112. (10) - S5x10 - Hold On
113. (10) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'
114. (10) - S5x13 - I Am Changing
115. (10) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around
116. (10) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
117. (10) - S5x15 - Colorblind
118. (10) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby
119. (10) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield
120. (10) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is
121. (10) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile
122. (10) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)
123. (10) - S5x20 - All of Me
124. (10) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head
125. (10) - S6x02 - Tightrope
126. (10) - S6x02 - Home
127. (10) - S6x11 - Chandelier
128. (10) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away
129. (10) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church
130. (10) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)
131. (10) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer
132. (10) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together
133. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived
134. (10) - S6x13 - This Time
135. (9) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)
136. (9) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane
137. (9) - S1x01 - On My Own
138. (9) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl
139. (9) - S1x02 - Push It
140. (9) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You
141. (9) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin
142. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes
143. (9) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl
144. (9) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp
145. (9) - S1x19 - Safety Dance
146. (9) - S1x19 - Dream On
147. (9) - S1x20 - Beth
148. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk
149. (9) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love
150. (9) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again
151. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You
152. (9) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister
153. (9) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over
154. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie
155. (9) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas
156. (9) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
157. (9) - S2x11 - She's Not There
158. (9) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
159. (9) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls
160. (9) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass
161. (9) - S2x16 - Blackbird
162. (9) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination
163. (9) - S2x21 - Back to Black
164. (9) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat
165. (9) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star
166. (9) - S3x03 - Cool
167. (9) - S3x03 - It's All Over
168. (9) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night
169. (9) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher
170. (9) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup
171. (9) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)
172. (9) - S3x10 - Summer Nights
173. (9) - S3x11 - Human Nature
174. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack
175. (9) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish
176. (9) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E
177. (9) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You
178. (9) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes
179. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out
180. (9) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light
181. (9) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks
182. (9) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time
183. (9) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough
184. (9) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen
185. (9) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone
186. (9) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted
187. (9) - S4x17 - My Prerogative
188. (9) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You
189. (9) - S4x20 - Longest Time
190. (9) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life
191. (9) - S5x02 - Hey Jude
192. (9) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are
193. (9) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
194. (9) - S5x11 - I Love LA
195. (9) - S5x12 - Valerie
196. (9) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young
197. (9) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood
198. (9) - S5x20 - American Boy
199. (9) - S6x01 - Sing
200. (9) - S6x02 - Take On Me
201. (9) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet
202. (9) - S6x05 - All Out of Love
203. (9) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!
204. (9) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come
205. (9) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited
206. (9) - S6x08 - At Last
207. (9) - S6x09 - Cool Kids
208. (9) - S6x10 - Rather Be
209. (8) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling
210. (8) - S1x02 - Gold Digger
211. (8) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love
212. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
213. (8) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline
214. (8) - S1x08 - Bust A Move
215. (8) - S1x12 - Jump
216. (8) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
217. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You
218. (8) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell
219. (8) - S1x15 - Express Yourself
220. (8) - S1x15 - Vogue
221. (8) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This
222. (8) - S1x17 - Physical
223. (8) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart
224. (8) - S1x20 - Poker Face
225. (8) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust
226. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody
227. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)
228. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully
229. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
230. (8) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow
231. (8) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind
232. (8) - S2x01 - Telephone
233. (8) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U
234. (8) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music
235. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic
236. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand
237. (8) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young
238. (8) - S2x04 - Sing!
239. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer
240. (8) - S2x07 - Forget You
241. (8) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh
242. (8) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are
243. (8) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me
244. (8) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know
245. (8) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep
246. (8) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do
247. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
248. (8) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)
249. (8) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart
250. (8) - S3x05 - America
251. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True
252. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect
253. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving
254. (8) - S3x08 - We Are Young
255. (8) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
256. (8) - S3x10 - We Found Love
257. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing
258. (8) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
259. (8) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song
260. (8) - S3x21 - Starships
261. (8) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard
262. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend
263. (8) - S4x02 - Womanizer
264. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak
265. (8) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive
266. (8) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do
267. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs
268. (8) - S4x13 - Diva
269. (8) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite
270. (8) - S4x15 - Footloose
271. (8) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl
272. (8) - S4x17 - Wannabe
273. (8) - S4x17 - Copacabana
274. (8) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts
275. (8) - S4x22 - To Love You More
276. (8) - S5x01 - Help!
277. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love
278. (8) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
279. (8) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There
280. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be
281. (8) - S5x04 - Roar
282. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way
283. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars
284. (8) - S5x12 - Happy
285. (8) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)
286. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life
287. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love
288. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii
289. (8) - S6x02 - Problem
290. (8) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally
291. (8) - S6x03 - It's Too Late
292. (8) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love
293. (8) - S6x05 - Father Figure
294. (8) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping
295. (8) - S6x06 - Baby It's You
296. (8) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again
297. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You
298. (8) - S6x07 - All About That Bass
299. (8) - S6x09 - Break Free
300. (8) - S6x10 - Rise
301. (8) - S6x12 - Popular
302. (7) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat
303. (7) - S1x01 - Rehab
304. (7) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane
305. (7) - S1x05 - Alone
306. (7) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
307. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On
308. (7) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself
309. (7) - S1x10 - Lean On Me
310. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You
311. (7) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over
312. (7) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl
313. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer
314. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart
315. (7) - S1x15 - Burning Up
316. (7) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby
317. (7) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream
318. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl
319. (7) - S1x21 - Loser
320. (7) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations
321. (7) - S2x01 - Billionaire
322. (7) - S2x01 - Listen
323. (7) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
324. (7) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You
325. (7) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion
326. (7) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?
327. (7) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet
328. (7) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature
329. (7) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet
330. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind
331. (7) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction
332. (7) - S2x10 - Last Christmas
333. (7) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll
334. (7) - S2x11 - Need You Now
335. (7) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love
336. (7) - S2x13 - Baby
337. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight
338. (7) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me
339. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams
340. (7) - S2x19 - Songbird
341. (7) - S2x20 - Friday
342. (7) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts
343. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely
344. (7) - S2x22 - Bella Notte
345. (7) - S3x01 - Big Spender
346. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl
347. (7) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I
348. (7) - S3x07 - Jolene
349. (7) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One
350. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires
351. (7) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive
352. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping
353. (7) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
354. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up
355. (7) - S3x15 - Fighter
356. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman
357. (7) - S3x16 - Night Fever
358. (7) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
359. (7) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero
360. (7) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning
361. (7) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want
362. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero
363. (7) - S4x08 - Whistle
364. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas
365. (7) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You
366. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him
367. (7) - S4x13 - Hung Up
368. (7) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass
369. (7) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker
370. (7) - S4x16 - Closer
371. (7) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)
372. (7) - S4x19 - Next to Me
373. (7) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
374. (7) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
375. (7) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame
376. (7) - S5x02 - Something
377. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain
378. (7) - S5x03 - No Surrender
379. (7) - S5x03 - If I Die Young
380. (7) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines
381. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right
382. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria
383. (7) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)
384. (7) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
385. (7) - S5x12 - Toxic
386. (7) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me
387. (7) - S5x14 - Downtown
388. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life
389. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film
390. (7) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away
391. (7) - S6x01 - Uninvited
392. (7) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour
393. (7) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend
394. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away
395. (7) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been
396. (7) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk
397. (7) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free
398. (7) - S6x12 - Pony
399. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children
400. (6) - S1x02 - Take a Bow
401. (6) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up
402. (6) - S1x05 - Last Name
403. (6) - S1x05 - Cabaret
404. (6) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time
405. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On
406. (6) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night
407. (6) - S1x08 - Thong Song
408. (6) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants
409. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary
410. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity
411. (6) - S1x10 - Endless Love
412. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine
413. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious
414. (6) - S1x11 - True Colors
415. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
416. (6) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell
417. (6) - S1x14 - Hello
418. (6) - S1x16 - Beautiful
419. (6) - S1x18 - Pink Houses
420. (6) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine
421. (6) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream
422. (6) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud
423. (6) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love
424. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger
425. (6) - S2x03 - I Look to You
426. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water
427. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us
428. (6) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
429. (6) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite
430. (6) - S2x05 - Time Warp
431. (6) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)
432. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)
433. (6) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella
434. (6) - S2x08 - Sway
435. (6) - S2x09 - The Living Years
436. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
437. (6) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life
438. (6) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
439. (6) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling
440. (6) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine
441. (6) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like
442. (6) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
443. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen
444. (6) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York
445. (6) - S2x22 - For Good
446. (6) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another
447. (6) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
448. (6) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive
449. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You
450. (6) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing
451. (6) - S3x17 - So Emotional
452. (6) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night
453. (6) - S3x18 - School's Out
454. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful
455. (6) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away
456. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry
457. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements
458. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me
459. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee
460. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)
461. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
462. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre
463. (6) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years
464. (6) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By
465. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me
466. (6) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up
467. (6) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia
468. (6) - S4x18 - Your Song
469. (6) - S4x19 - Outcast
470. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It
471. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing
472. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night
473. (6) - S5x02 - Revolution
474. (6) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man
475. (6) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man
476. (6) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling
477. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time
478. (6) - S5x13 - Be Okay
479. (6) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone
480. (6) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart
481. (6) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London
482. (6) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight
483. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go
484. (6) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles
485. (6) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now
486. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child
487. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All
488. (5) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer
489. (5) - S1x03 - Mercy
490. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances
491. (5) - S1x04 - Tonight
492. (5) - S1x10 - Crush
493. (5) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love
494. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach
495. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)
496. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye
497. (5) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love
498. (5) - S1x16 - Fire
499. (5) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good
500. (5) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas
501. (5) - S2x13 - Sing
502. (5) - S2x14 - My Headband
503. (5) - S2x15 - Landslide
504. (5) - S2x16 - Candles
505. (5) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
506. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!
507. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere
508. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own
509. (5) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love
510. (5) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash
511. (5) - S3x11 - Bad
512. (5) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita
513. (5) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love
514. (5) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango
515. (5) - S3x18 - Cry
516. (5) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions
517. (5) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory
518. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe
519. (5) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind
520. (5) - S4x02 - Gimme More
521. (5) - S4x02 - Everytime
522. (5) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy
523. (5) - S4x07 - Superman
524. (5) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound
525. (5) - S4x08 - Come See About Me
526. (5) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
527. (5) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock
528. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
529. (5) - S4x12 - Torn
530. (5) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits
531. (5) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way
532. (5) - S4x18 - More Than Words
533. (5) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know
534. (5) - S5x01 - Drive My Car
535. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday
536. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
537. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back
538. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty
539. (5) - S5x07 - The Fox
540. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)
541. (5) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)
542. (5) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass
543. (5) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity
544. (5) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On
545. (5) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway
546. (5) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here
547. (5) - S5x17 - Lovefool
548. (5) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star
549. (5) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now
550. (5) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up
551. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose
552. (5) - S5x19 - I Melt with You
553. (5) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises
554. (5) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You
555. (5) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name
556. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time
557. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath
558. (5) - S6x11 - We Built This City
559. (5) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl
560. (4) - S1x16 - Home
561. (4) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?
562. (4) - S2x04 - Lucky
563. (4) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me
564. (4) - S2x08 - Ohio
565. (4) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend
566. (4) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way
567. (4) - S2x19 - Don't Stop
568. (4) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
569. (4) - S3x11 - Black or White
570. (4) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye
571. (4) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You
572. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You
573. (4) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero
574. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love
575. (4) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain
576. (4) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again
577. (4) - S4x01 - Never Say Never
578. (4) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
579. (4) - S4x04 - Mine
580. (4) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young
581. (4) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad
582. (4) - S4x10 - The First Noel
583. (4) - S4x12 - Love Song
584. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody
585. (4) - S4x17 - Creep
586. (4) - S4x18 - Say
587. (4) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)
588. (4) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun
589. (4) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
590. (4) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree
591. (4) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take
592. (4) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade
593. (4) - S5x10 - Barracuda
594. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason
595. (4) - S5x20 - No Time At All
596. (4) - S6x02 - Viva Voce
597. (4) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)
598. (4) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme
599. (4) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart
600. (3) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)
601. (3) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home
602. (3) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home
603. (3) - S2x02 - The Only Exception
604. (3) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag
605. (3) - S2x21 - My Man
606. (3) - S3x03 - Fix You
607. (3) - S3x10 - Without You
608. (3) - S3x13 - You're the Top
609. (3) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up
610. (3) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling
611. (3) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)
612. (3) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes
613. (3) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)
614. (3) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek
615. (3) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child
616. (3) - S5x08 - Love Child
617. (3) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend
618. (3) - S5x09 - Breakaway
619. (3) - S5x11 - Vacation
620. (3) - S5x19 - Lucky Star
621. (3) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air
622. (3) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move
623. (3) - S6x06 - Alfie
624. (2) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World
625. (2) - S2x12 - Firework
626. (2) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine
627. (2) - S2x17 - All By Myself
628. (2) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?
629. (2) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There
630. (2) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl
631. (2) - S3x09 - River
632. (2) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas
633. (2) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me
634. (2) - S3x22 - I'll Remember
635. (2) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give
636. (2) - S3x22 - In My Life
637. (2) - S3x22 - Glory Days
638. (2) - S3x22 - Forever Young
639. (2) - S4x01 - Sister Christian
640. (2) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break
641. (2) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire
642. (2) - S4x22 - Clarity
643. (2) - S4x22 - Wings
644. (2) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection
645. (2) - S5x09 - Brave
646. (2) - S5x19 - Memory
647. (2) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster
648. (2) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown
649. (1) - S1x18 - One
650. (1) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time
651. (1) - S2x15 - Kiss
652. (1) - S2x16 - Get It Right
653. (1) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me
654. (1) - S2x17 - Turning Tables
655. (1) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye
656. (1) - S2x22 - Pretending
657. (1) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight
658. (1) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You
659. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green
660. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight
661. (1) - S3x11 - Scream
662. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation
663. (1) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
664. (1) - S3x14 - Here's to Us
665. (1) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)
666. (1) - S3x14 - Stand
667. (1) - S3x19 - Dinosaur
668. (1) - S3x20 - Mean
669. (1) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied
670. (1) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
671. (1) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches
672. (1) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again
673. (1) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin
674. (1) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good
675. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style
676. (1) - S4x09 - Something Stupid
677. (1) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough
678. (1) - S4x09 - O Holy Night
679. (1) - S4x09 - All That Jazz
680. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back
681. (1) - S4x20 - At the Ballet
682. (1) - S4x20 - Little Girls
683. (1) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
684. (1) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger
685. (1) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
686. (1) - S5x10 - Danny's Song
687. (1) - S5x11 - America
688. (1) - S5x14 - Rockstar
689. (1) - S5x14 - People
690. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It
691. (1) - S6x04 - Bitch
692. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona
693. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love
694. (1) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love
695. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over
696. (1) - S6x11 - Mickey
697. (NA) - S1x07 - No Air
698. (NA) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl
699. (NA) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself
700. (NA) - S3x13 - Home
701. (NA) - S5x17 - NYC
702. (NA) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song
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This was inspired by @clearwillow and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and COVID. Because most things in my life are inspired by @clearwillow. Specifically Strange...which everyone should TOTALLY check out! With her permission though, I followed the urge for an evening to see what happened.
I started this...I think last year. I can’t recall anymore because...what is time?? Anyways! It’s a modern take on the classic... And...Here’s the first highly unedited chapter. Sometimes I need to just...write the first chapter so I can refocus on the babies that are already “out”.
List of WIPs HERE
“Your request to move forward with human trials has been denied.”
“Denied.”
Denied.
The word swirled around his brain like the steam in the shower, flooding his senses and clogging his brain. It kept repeating itself over and over and over and over again…He was sick of it. This wasn’t the first time. Hell, it wasn’t even the second.
No.
This was the third time, and he was running out of funding...but what the hell was he supposed to do? He wasn’t approved to take his project to the next level! And it was absurd! They needed to begin testing immediately.
They just…
They had to.
Inuyasha closed his eyes, allowing the nearly scalding water to run down his body as the spray of the shower coated his flesh. He liked it hot. He hoped it would wash the feeling of failure from him.
Denied.
Bunch of pricks. The whole lot of them.
He turned the knobs, the metal squeaking as he stopped the flow of water from the head above, and wrang the excess out of his long black hair. He watched it pour to the tile below his feet as he opened the glass door, grabbing the towel on the hook just outside the shower.
Denied.
Maybe...maybe he shouldn’t try a fourth time. Maybe he needed to refocus his attention. Give up the lab and start teaching.
What was the saying?
Those who can’t do, teach?
He didn’t feel like he could do, that was for certain.
He sighed, stepping out of the shower and smoothing a hand across the glass of the mirror above the sink.
Denied.
Sunken, taupe eyes stared hollowly back at him. Frown lines marred his forehead. Stress was etched across his face. A face that should be more vibrant. Excited. Determined. It sure as hell used to be. What had happened to him?
Denied.
He smiled sullenly at the face in the mirror, and the expression was returned to him.
Denied.
He should update his resume. Start applying for teaching jobs. He was a waste. All those years of schooling...all those years in the lab...What was it even for? He had nothing to show for it.
He closed his eyes and the image of his lab partner floated past his mind’s eye.
Kagome Higurashi. Smart. Funny. Sexy. Completely out of his league, and yet inexplicably single. He just didn’t get it. The woman was perfect. More than perfect. She was…
If Goddesses were real, she may as well be one.
She was the reason he got out of bed in the morning. Her unflinching determination to get the serum to work. Her unshakable confidence. Her and...Well...The obvious.
He ran his hand down face, trying to not think of his mother right now. He had been dodging her calls all day. Which, with as perceptive as she was, meant that she already knew.
Denied.
His hand fell to the edge of the sink and he gripped it between his fists, his knuckles turning white. What was he going to tell her? He’d been so sure that they would be approved. He’d been ready to spend the night with Kagome at a sushi place eating dragon rolls and throwing back sake. Now he was...sullenly eating take out and trying to swallow his egg rolls around a thick throat.
Denied.
He was a failure.
He couldn’t get their approval and now because of it, his mother…
Denied.
He wasn’t ready.
He wasn’t ready!
Denied.
He didn’t know what else they could do! Kagome had suggested morphing the protein a little more. Just a bit more, and they would be good to go. They could proceed with the H4NY0U drug, and then they could…
He pinched his eyes shut - his breath hitching in his throat.
That wasn’t going to happen because he was a fucking failure. He didn’t care what she said. They’d never move forward with it. And it was because the head of the board had a grudge against him.
____. Fucking asswhipe. He’d hated them since the first grade. How he’d gotten to be the head, he’d never understand. He wasn’t smart. Wasn’t talented. He suspected that the only reason he was interested in this particular project was because of Kagome.
Sweet, beautiful, smart Kagome…
He sighed and backed away from the sink, pulling the towel from around his waist and rubbing his hair in it.
Denied.
He tossed it to the floor as he heard the vibrating of his phone from the other side of the room. When he got to it, he saw the litany of missed calls, including this one. All were from his mother, and Kagome. He couldn’t bring himself to call either of them though. He couldn’t handle the disappointment in his mother’s weak voice...or the overly enthusiastic optimism from Kagome.
He just couldn’t handle that right now.
Denied.
His phone clamored down to the top of his night stand, breaking the otherwise crypt like silence in his bedroom.
He believed in what he was doing with Kagome. So much. He believed in their mission. In what the H4NY0U serum could do for the weak. Those dying from Y0UK4I virus. Those like…
His mother.
He pinched his eyes shut and rubbed his fingers in the corners of his eyes, trying to dispel the negative thoughts, but it wasn’t working. He was spiraling again. Thoughts of “how could he let her down” and “failure” were flooding his mind and his chest. He could feel the painful throbbing of his heart with every beat as he tried to pull himself out of it but it was just getting worse.
He was killing his mother by not being able to convince them to move forward.
Denied.
She would be dead within the year.
Denied.
He had promised her he’d help her.
Denied.
Was this helping her?
Denied.
Was failure helping her?
Denied.
No. It wasn’t.
Denied.
He was killing her. Just like the Y0UK4I virus.
Denied.
But there was nothing wrong with the serum!
Denied.
He believed that! He believed that to his very core!
Denied.
Hell, he’d take it if he could!
Denied.
He would!
Denied.
He’d march right into that lab…
Denied.
Pick up a bottle…
Denied.
And give himself a dose.
Denied.
His face went slack as the idea permeated his being. Take the serum himself.
Take it. Himself.
He hadn’t considered that before. It’d never really occurred to him to use himself as the test subject. But...Why the hell not? No, he didn’t have the Y0UK4I virus...but...also...The serum did so much more than cure it. So why couldn’t he take it? Why couldn’t he get stronger? Why couldn’t he improve his overall health with it?
Denied.
That was just a word. That wasn’t his fate. He wasn’t going to let that lone word control himself, or his destiny, or Kagome’s, or his mother’s.
Denied.
No. He wasn’t going to let that stop him. He believed in their work. Believed in the serum.
Denied?
No.
Accepted.
***
The glass doors of the lab closed nearly silently behind him as he entered. It might have been nearing midnight, but so what? He wasn’t giving himself a chance to second guess this. He believed in this. In them. This was how he was going to prove it.
Inuyasha set up his cell phone on top of the desk, turning it on to record.
“Day 0 of the H4NY0U trial,” he began, looking at his visage in the glass screen of his cell phone. “Doctor Kagome Higurashi and I were once again denied moving into clinical trials of our serum. Something that I, strongly believe, is a mistake. I’m not going to wait for the board to continue to deny us our research though,” he explained, noticing the tick in his left jaw muscle from clenching it so hard.
“I’m going to volunteer myself as a willing subject, just as Alexander Fleming did when he discovered penicillin. I believe just that strongly in the H4NY0U serum. I’m of sound mind, and perfect health. There are no blemishes or rashes on my skin. I’m not currently experiencing any aches or pains. I’m going to move forward with injecting the serum into my right forearm, as I am right handed.”
He quickly stood from the desk and opened the refrigerator in the back, grabbing a syringe and alcohol swab as he returned to his place in front of the camera. He held the materials out in front of the camera, making sure it focused on the serial number on the bottle before he read it aloud.
Inuyasha glanced down at the camera, giving it a small smile as he removed the syringe from it’s plastic packaging, sticking the tip of the needle into the top of the bottle. He read out the exact amount he was drawing, and took an alcohol pad to wipe down and cleanse a part of his skin.
“This is for you, Ma,” he muttered as he placed the tip of the needle on his skin, closing his eyes.
He wasn’t going to turn back.
He couldn’t.
He couldn’t let her die. Couldn’t let years of research be for nothing.
He pressed the down on the plunger, and felt the cold liquid shoot into his veins.
It was done.
***
“What do you mean you took the serum, Yash?” Kagome demanded, looking at the place he had injected himself in disbelief. His skin was a little red - a little irritated. But wasn’t anything major. It certainly wasn’t worth her fussing over it.
“I mean I took it,” he shrugged, taking his arm back and hiding it behind his back. “It’s ready. We know it’s ready.”
“But the board--”
“--the board was never going to approve it. You and I both know that now, Kags,” he sighed, unable to bring himself to look her in the eye. “I thought you believed in this…”
“I do,” she insisted. “I’m just...They denied it for a reason…”
“Did they?” he demanded, and he watched her shift her gaze away from him. She doubted it too. He could see it. Clear as day. She thought that they were full of shit too.
Good.
It wasn’t just him.
“I’ll be ok, Kagome,” he promised, smiling weakly at her. “Trust me. Trust us,” he insisted, taking her hands in his. Her skin felt so soft…
“Trust us, huh?” she breathed, glancing from their hands back up to his face. “I think I can do that…”
***
He felt hot.
More than hot.
His whole body was on fire. He couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t think.
It was like he was being suffocated as searing pain shot through every joint - every limb - in his whole body. He tumbled out of bed, trying to get to the bathroom.
He needed to cool off. Needed water. Needed air.
He shoved his boxers down his scrawny legs, turning the shower on as cold as it could get. His flat chest was coated in a sheen of sweat - as were his thin, wiry arms. He pushed his way into the shower, allowing the cold spray to cool his body. The cold felt good. Calming. For a time. He could feel his muscles contracting beneath his skin. Could feel something happening to his bones. His eyes. His smell. It was overpowering him.
Can’t think.
Can’t breathe.
Can’t…
Can’t…
Darkness.
***
His teeth were chattering when he awoke. His jaw ached from clenching it so tightly. He was lucky that he didn’t bite his tongue off. The spray of the shower still fell around him, but instead of burning, he was freezing now. His fingers were blue, and he took that as a good sign.
A horrible side effect of the H4NY0U serum, for sure...but...He was fine. That was what mattered.
He rose up from the tile floor of this shower and turned the knobs, making the spray stop. His head felt weird. So did his mouth. His tongue felt thick and fuzzy. Like he was hung over, but he hadn’t been drinking. He needed to make note of these side effects.
This was important research.
Inuyasha grabbed the towel off the hook outside of the shower, running it through his black hair as he tried to warm up.
He patted it over his face as he stepped out, walking to the mirror above the sink so he could get some water. Maybe wash out this bitter, horrible taste in his mouth. He’d known that there would be side effects, but this...this wasn’t something he had anticipated…
He wrapped the towel around his waist, and turned on the sink, filling the glass beside it with water. When he turned it off, he caught something silver in his mirror out of the corner of his eye.
He paused.
Straightened his back.
And looked in the mirror.
There, standing behind his shoulder was a perfect copy of himself. Only this copy wasn’t his mirror image.
His copy was athletic. Strong. Muscles rippled beneath the skin of his naked body. Silver hair flowed down his back and shoulders. A purple, jagged stripe was on each cheek. Pointed ears sat atop his head. Molten red eyes with turquoise pupils stared unflinchingly back at him...a smirk plastered across his face, baring a hint of...fang?
“Hello, weakling.”
His glass slipped from his grip, shattering across the floor as he fainted.
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rafe cameron blurb #1
a/n: i love rafe cameron he did nothing wrong and i will continue writing about him until i die. this is very nsfw...you have been warned (NOT MY GIF)
summary: y/n and rafe end up at a party together and y/n notices something is off with our favorite coke whore rafe cameron <3
You didn’t really love the morals that came with the Kook lifestyle, but you knew it was pretty much as close to your college party habits that you were capable of getting to at your parent’s OBX house
If there was one thing that made coming home for vacations worth it, it was Rafe Cameron’s legendary parties
You weren’t from around OBX even before college, but your parents have always brought you down to the beach house for at least a month during summer vacations, for as long as you could remember. All of the Figure Eight adults were friendly in a weird passive aggressive way, which usually meant the kids were too. Rafe was your age so you guys naturally gravitated towards each other. You didn’t have much in common, but he thought you were funny and didn’t let any of his friends hit on you which you appreciated. You just thought he was plain sexy.
It was really hard watching him slowly descend into this empty version of Rafe that you saw at the first party of the summer because he was so different than the Rafe you grew up with
He was always a little intense, but it was always because of how he needed things to go right. From sand castles at age 9 to boat races at age 16 to shotgunning PBR after PBR at age 18, he always had to be the best. You had heard his dad probably had a lot to do with it, but he would never in a million years admit it.
At age 20, though, his new thing was cocain, which you didn’t love
After only two weeks back in the outer banks, you were able to draw a direct correlation between how much coke Rafe had in his system and how intolerable he acted towards the pogues. The one thing you always hated about Rafe and his friends, and the whole island to be honest, was the unnecessary class war. It made you sick.
But when illicit drugs weren’t involved, you saw that Rafe was still just Rafe which made you even more sad. Why would he want to be anyone else?
You were currently pressed against the wall of the Cameron basement, convinced that the red led lights were going to damage your corneas permanently, as some music you only liked when you were under the influence blared from the speakers. But none of that mattered because you could not stop staring at Rafe.
He was doing his normal host rounds, making sure everyone was drinking and that all of the girls were personally greeted by him, but he seemed way further away. Something more than alcohol.
This went on for about three hours, you pretending to be interested in conversations and his other cronies trying to get a piece of you, and you saw him disappear into the bathroom two separate times. Each time he came out he was wiping his nose. It didn’t take a rocket scientist.
As you saw him make a beeline for round three, you swallowed down the rest of whatever fruity thing you had in your cup and followed him before anyone else could. You barely got through the bathroom door before he slammed it in your face.
“Rafe, it’s just me” You say as you caught the door, sliding yourself through the gap in the door frame, closing it and locking it behind you.
“Shit, Y/N, you can’t sneak up on me like that…” he trailed off while he gave you a once over, “Damn you look good tonight.”
You exhale, looking down and laughing sarcastically, “Sure it’s not the coke talking?”
He looks back at you incredulously until he finally decide to scoff, “C’mon Y/N relax it’s nothing”
“No! I’m not going to relax! This is your third trip tonight-”
“Damn Y/N I didn’t realize you were keeping tabs on me. Does someone have a crush?”
“-Your third trip tonight,” you talk over him, rolling your eyes and ignoring what he said, “That’s not nothing.”
“It’s a fucking party what is your problem?” You could tell he was about to blow. Another side effect of this new habit of his was his shortened fuse on a circuit that was already pretty short.
He seemed to forget, however, that he wasn’t the only one with a temper. “Oh I’m sorry you’re right. It’s a party. I’m just being unreasonable. Tell me this though, if this is just a party, then what was that on the boat yesterday? Did you really think I wasn’t going to notice you snorting up a whole fucking line in broad daylight on a 12x12 speed boat?”
He ran his fingers through his hair in frustration and turned to face the mirror, his fists slamming on the kitchen sink, his eyes clenched shut.
“What the fuck do you want me to say, Y/N? Want me to offer you some next time?” He looks back at you through the mirror, his lips pursed in a tight line against his face, jaw clenched. “Sorry I’m not the same little bitch you used to build sand castles with or whatever the fuck. People grow up and they change. This is who I am,” he paused, “No one is making you be around me so if that’s not good enough for you, you know where the fucking door is.” He looked back down at the sink before quickly moving his hand down to his pants pocket, fishing a tiny little ziploc bag out of his god awful khaki shorts.
Before he could get any further, you closed the gap between your bodies and smacked the bag out of his hand, making the contents spill all over the floor.
Hardly believing what you had just done, you looked up at him with your mouth agape and your eyes wide. To be honest, you were a little afraid of what he was going to do or say.
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING FOR Y/N?” He didn’t get in your face like he does with everyone else, but he was definitely pissed.
“I- I just… I just hate seeing you like this,” your voice was smaller than you had hoped for, and you were barely able to look up at him through your eyelashes.
He huffed and rolled his eyes, running his hands through his hair again, “Well, I can’t really think of a better alternative for you so maybe you should just stop hanging around me. I already told you, Y/N, this is me now! I’m the guy people call when they need something. Sure it’s blow but at least they’re fucking calling.”
“Is that who you really want to be though, Rafe? Like actually? Those people don’t care about you. They’re too busy being off their shits to care about you. You’re seriously unhinged if you think that this is the best that life can get.”
“If they don’t care about me then who the fuck does, Y/N?! Huh! You don’t get it. You-you you’re perfect. People fucking love you, no strings attached. They always have.”
He looked just like the boy you once knew in that moment. With his hands running through his hair and his breath uneven, you recognized this side of Rafe. The lost little boy trying to sneak into your bedroom window after the weekly fight with Ward. Your heart was practically ripping through your skeleton, your skin, your bikini top to get to him.
“Rafe…” you reached for him but he just pulled his arm away, shaking his head.
“Save the pity party Y/N and get back to the party. I heard Kelce was planning on finally making his move on you tonight,” he laughed in spite of himself.
Now it was time to shake your head,“I don’t want to go back to the party. I want to be here, with you.” He looked at you with that same lost boy look and you rest your hand on one of his cheeks and if this wasn’t the big, bad Rafe you were talking about, you might have thought that you felt him lean into your touch.
“People do love you, by the way. People do care.” Your voice was barely above a whisper as you tested the waters of his temper, a thumb lightly tracing the laugh lines on his face.
He put a hand on top of yours and held on tight, “You don’t count.”
“And why is that? I feel like I might be the only one that actually knows you. I think my opinion counts greatly.”
He scoffs and rolls his eyes, pushing your hand off his face again.
Annoyed at his stubborn attitude, you decided to be more direct in your approach.
You wrapped your arms around the back of your neck and stood up on your tiptoes to whisper in his ear, “And my opinion is that you were already pretty fucking amazing before.” You paused, letting your hot breath linger on his neck, loving the way his breath hitched. “Let me prove it to you.”
He immediately wrapped his arms and hands under your ass, lifting you onto the counter in front of him. Your arms were still wrapped around his neck, you both paused for a second once you were seated in front of him, legs spread so he could stand between them. Then he was kissing you and it was the most amazing feeling you had ever felt.
His hands fell to your thighs as he pressed into you. Both of you being stubborn, there was a power struggle between your mouths as he tried to claim you. You weren’t going to let him off that easy, however, and you started pulling at his hair and nipping your way down his neck as he kneaded your ass with this big hands. Amazing how strong they were considered he had never done a day of work in his life.
Moving back to his lips he interrupted the hottest makeout session of your life and looked down at you, eyes dark with want. “Get on your fucking knees.”
Without a word you did what you were told, not breaking eye contact the whole way down to the ground. You waited for further instructions.
“You wanted to prove it to me, huh?”
You nod sweetly.
“Go on then, baby. Show me what you’ve got.”
You unzip his shorts and tease him with your hand and mouth through his boxers, loving the sounds he made as you did so. He was trying so hard to keep it underwraps how undone he already was, but that just made him sound all the more desperate for you.
His hand was in your hair from the get go, ready to show you exactly how he wanted it, so the rest came pretty easy. The grip on your hair never once lightened as he switched from guiding your head up and down at a leisurely pace to holding it in place as he took control with a much more punishing one. He made sure not to go too rough though, never once making you gag - a very impressive feat for someone of his size.
The whole time he was muttering little praises that you weren’t even sure he was aware he was saying: “God, fuck, baby you take it so good”, “Look so pretty like that”, “Good girl”.
You never thought that being on your hands in knees on top of scattered cocaine residue with your childhood best friend’s cock in your mouth would be such a turn on, but you couldn’t take much more. Soon enough your resolve was crumbling as you fumbled with the button and zipper on your shorts, desperately trying to push them down enough so you could get a hand down there to release some of the pressure that had been building since you locked the bathroom door.
Just when you were about to start bringing yourself off, he stopped suddenly, pulling yourself off of him and up to your feet. “What do you think you’re doing?”
All you could do was stutter nervously, sure that you had never been redder in the face in your entire life.
Before you could come up with something to say, you were spun around with your stomach pressed against the counter top, Rafe still hot and hard against your back. He had put his hands back in your hair and he was looking at you through the mirror.
“Fuck that, Y/N. You said you wanted to prove how much you liked me. Cared about me,” his hand started travelling down the front of your body as he whispered in your ear, “I’m going to be the only one making you cum, do you understand me?”
Suddenly forgetting how to speak, you nod furiously. He chuckles deeply into your ear as he pushes your shorts and underwear down in one swoop, replacing the cotton material of your panties with his hand.
He had barely touched you and you were already reaching around you, threading your fingers in his hair as he held on tightly to yours. Your eyes screwed shut and your mouth flew open as he started with a harsh rhythm that wouldn’t have worked for anyone other than him. You were already so ready for anything he was going to throw at you.
Between the way he was finger fucking you and the constant praises in your ear, it didn’t take long for you to release all over his hand, making him growl.
He gave you almost no time to recover before he grabbed you around the neck, not choking, just holding you there, and forced you to make eye contact with him again.
“I’m going to fuck you now and you’re going to watch how I’m making you feel in that mirror. I want you to watch me make you cum again. I want you to remember that no one else is this good for you. Do you understand?”
You whimper, nod, and tug on his hair once more, not even caring how desperate you seemed.
Without another warning, he pushed himself as far inside as he could, bottoming out and making you both moan. Your eyes already were rolling back but then he tugged on your hair again, making sure you were looking directly towards the mirror.
“That’s it, Y/N take that dick just like that. Look how pretty you look bent over this sink for me with all of our friends on the other side of the door. Are you going to scream for them? So they know exactly who makes you feel like this?”
You had no idea how he was able to form coherent sentences when he was a) probably still high as fuck and b) fucking you that good, because all you were able to do in response was let out the most pathetic whine as he created a whole new angle by moving one of your knees to rest on the counter. It was almost too much.
It was hands down the best sex of your life and you couldn’t tell it was because of how many years you had spent wanting him, the alcohol in your system, or if it was really because he was just that good, but you were willing to place some serious money on the latter.
Just when you were about to start crying from how good it felt, he started going even harder, losing the rhythm he had set. His dirty talk got less and less coherent as he slowly descended into orgasmic bliss, making sure to take you with him. Just as you had promised, you looked into his eyes through the mirror as you fell over that edge. Your entire body was trembling by the time he finished, placing kisses on the back of your neck and shoulders.
He dropped the leg of yours that he had been holding up and you almost fell over without his strength holding you up. He had really done a number on you.
You were trying to come back to your body still when you felt him nudge the side of your arm. Startled, you looked down and he had your shorts and underwear.
“Um..here, I’ll turn around if you want,” he said as he turned around after setting the clothes on the counter in front of you. You wondered how long you had been standing there post-orgasm because he was already re-dressed.
“Oh, uh, thanks.” You quickly got redressed and laughed at him facing the opposite wall, “I’m decent.”
He turned back around and looked at you brightly, the most sober he had looked all summer, actually.
You both looked at each other nervously and laughed, not knowing where to go from here.
“That was, uh, that was really fucking fantastic,” he said through a laugh, a hand coming up to rub the back of his neck, “I’m not really sure what happened but I’m glad it did. I’ve been trying to make a move on you for years.”
“To be fair, I think I’m technically the one that made the move.”
He closed the gap between your bodies again and put his hands on either side of the counter behind you, “Details, details.”
You looked from his eyes to his lips and back again, remembering what had brought that on in the first place. “I really do care about you, you know.” It was barely a whisper.
He brought a hand up to brush some hair out of your face as he sighed, “I know you do.”
“Next time you want to do something reckless like that again just call me. We can get through this.”
“I mean between that and drugs I will pick that any day.” You could tell he was trying to make a joke but it just made you sad.
You cup his face in your hands once more, “I’m serious. You don’t have to be that guy. I’ve liked the other one for a very long time and I don’t appreciate this new one barging in and scaring me.”
Smiling softly, he grabs one of our hands again and kisses the pads of your finger tips, “I think you might be the only one the other guy was good enough for, Y/N.”
“I thought I just proved that my opinion was the only one that counted.”
“Is that what that was all about? I thought it had more to do with my raw animal magnetism,” he laughed and shook his head at you.
“Hmmmm that was definitely a part of it.” You couldn’t help it, you started leaning towards him again.
He was merely an inch away, a smile bright on his face and “I fucking knew it” falling off his tongue when there came a bang on the door.
A deep voice you didn’t recognize followed: “THERE’S A FUCKING LINE ASSHOLES.”
You looked at each other and laughed one more time, both of your necks and cheeks growing rosie with embarrassment. But embarrassment be damned, you had a happy Rafe back at last.
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[slide 1]
OK I’m showing my Roommate Lucifer Characters. Me- M. Roomate: R
[Slide 2: Photo of Mazikeen smiling]
R: This is Grace she is lusie’s bff and they rock the town being all bad ass.
M:OK so she’s called Mazikeen or Maze. She’s a top demon and she was one of his right hand men she’s gay and into BDSM and she slept with Eve- Yes, That Eve.
R: *gasp* so i was kinda right!
M: Yeah and you’d thank her for sleeping w you
R: Yes. yes i would
[Slide 3: Photo of Chloe Decker]
R: Uh this is Someone who should not be trusted idk if it is the lighting of this pic but it looks like she wants to start shit, her Name is like Sarah or something
M: OK so this is Chloe Decker. She was married to Dan, the next dude (ACAB) and had a kid w him but Lucifer is MAD in love with her… and for some reason he’s vunerable when he’s near her. Also a cop. Also Lucifer recognized her from the in universe version of “girls gone wild”
R: So she used to be a party girl then settled with ACAB and is on the verge of being a party girl/ bad ass?
M: Kinda, she just found out he’s really Lucifer so we’re not sure where she stands
R:Ah ok!
[Slide 4: Photo of Dan looking unimpressed]
R: ACAB. Idk he is like a cop trying to catch Grace and Lucie? His name is Lieutenant Hardass
M: This is Dan and he’s a major pussy. He fucks up everything and is always trying to get Lucifer turned in or arrested. Major kill joy
R: So i was right but it’s more Lieutenant Pussy
M: I’m only calling him Lt Pussy from now on even tho he’s only a detective
R: you’re welcome.
[Slide 5: photo of Amenadiel crossing his arms]
R: I can’t decide if he works with Lucie or against him but i think it might be against. I would trust him with my life tho. I am going to go out on a random limb and say he is like one of the archangels so Gabriel??
M: This is Amenadiel. He’s ligit just a fish outta water, and he’s hot. Like. So hot. He slept with humans and lost his wings and then became an alcoholic and i think died but he’s better now. We haven’t met Gabe.
R: So “good guy” turned “drunk guy” turns “dead guy” turns “alive guy”
M: He’s just an ass but a hot ass
[Slide 6: Ella Lopez from the AU where she works in a chop shop]
R: Oo she looks sassy i like her! She is like a witch or something?? Her name is Felicity.
M: This is Ella Lopez and literally everyone would die for her. She’s a forensic scientist who’s hella religious (like G*d religious) and she’s so bubbly
R: OK if she doesn’t like force her religious on to other people i am also and the i would die for her
M: Oh she’s p dope in reality. A “you should def love god but idc if you don’t imma still pray for u bc u need it” person
R: Okay then i am team i would die for her.
[Slide 7: Lucifer with his head cocked.]
R: The only character I know! Lucifer! He owns a bar and likes David Bowie.
M: FUCK YEAH DAVID BOWIE. Also he’s heaven in bed
R: I was going to come up with a pun about him being sinful but that is to tacy. Even for me
[Slide 8: photo of Linda in a light colored blouse]
R: Is she like the Mom of the Lucie’s group? I think she’s the mom. Her name is Mom
M: Ok honestly I think she hasn’t slept with like 3 of the major characters. She’s FR their therapist and she has Amenadiel’s half angel half human baby. Her name is Linda and she just needs a drink.
R: Ok so Mom but not Mom™
M: Ligit MILF
[Slide 9: Charlotte looking scared]
R: With the pic u chose she looks confused and mildly alarmed so i am going to say she like didn’t know about any of this stuff but then like she saw some shit and is now kinda in the business. Her name is Mary.
M: Oddly enough… close. She’s a cunt of a laywer who slept with Dan (ACAB) and then Lucifer’s mom took over her body (in a non sexy way) and I think??? She killed herself bc she went crazy.)
R: Oof guess she shouldn’t have fucked Lieutenant Pussy.
M: ACAB
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