#hot sexy alcoholic scientist

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Rick Sanchez season 7 simping moment part I don't even know

This ep is crazay damn

I love this man god

This is so cute btw

LOOK AT HIM

Is this seat taken 🤭

LOOK AT HIS SMILE 😭😭

He's eepy

(the scene is hilarious 😭)

HE DID THE FACE 🥳

Overall the ep was weird as fuck but very cool

Thank you goodnight everyone 😘😘

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Physics Tutor!Nanami

Law of Love: following the stars across the universe to you

Content: final chapter of the pre-relationship arc, fluff and smut, 18+ mdni, not proofread Word Count: 6.1k Guide

Nanami Kento is a man of science. 

Always has been, likely always will be. 

Everything is measured, from his coffee (exactly one and a half tablespoon of coffee grinds and three hundred millilitres of hot water, no sugar, straight off the boil), to the temperature of his shower (thirty-eight degrees) and even to the number of steps it takes to get from his shared apartment to his Monday morning lecture hall (one thousand, six hundred, and seventy eight usually). 

So, it would be no surprise to anyone that he’s counting down the seconds till the clock strikes five on a Saturday afternoon, phone in one hand in case you get lost, or universe forbid, bailed, and coffee in the other.

He should have done this a long time ago, should have invited you here, or invited himself over to your place, anything to get you alone. No, not in a creepy way. He just wants to talk, to get everything out in the open, to fix things. 

After an embarrassing night of drinking more alcohol than he really should have, he resolved to send you a message imploring you to come to the Eden Observatory. Nanami isn’t exactly sure why he chose this place of all places — a girl like you should be taken somewhere fancy, like a five star restaurant, dazzled on an ice rink, or led through a mall and told to choose anything and everything you want. 

Palms sweaty, he wipes them on his slacks. That’s another thing. He hasn’t opted to wear something cooler. Dressed in a plain, clunky sweater and overly formal trousers, he groans inwardly and regrets not having taken Haibara up on his offer to wear some of his hoodies and jeans. 

He can still picture his roommate’s lopsided grin and the enthusiastic thumbs up he gave which only made Nanami furrow his brows, feeling oddly like a child being dropped off at their first day of school. 

With the sun setting, he stands in front of the doors, fiddling with the keys, and waits rather impatiently. He’s booked it for the evening so there won’t be distractions. It’ll just be you and him and all the things left unsaid. 

A smile flutters on his lips. 

You came. 

You emerged from your car, a hot pink mini, and are walking up to him with a sway in your hips that is distracting him from the frown on your glossy lips. Dressed in a denim mini skirt and a thin sweater sloping off one shoulder, he wonders if you’re cold. It might not be full blown winter yet but it’s the kind of weather people usually sigh at. 

“That coffee better be for me because I desperately need it.”

“Is that so?” He hands you the coffee, a caramel frappe so sickeningly sweet he feels a toothache coming from just looking at it. You take it from him with manicured hands and pat his chest in a thank you, eyeing your surroundings. 

Rambling, you inform him, “I woke up at seven today. Seven, Kento! Like, actually seven. Why, you ask? Well, because I wanted to make sure I didn’t oversleep. Which is stupid because our meeting’s at five pm so I’m not really sure where I got the idea that I could somehow sleep through it from. And, like, I didn’t even sleep at all last night.”

“Oh, dear. That’s terrible.” Truthfully, Kento could tell you’re frazzled this afternoon; there are bags under your eyes and there’s a slight quiver in your hands. He’s clearly not the only one nervous. Strangely, that does nothing to soothe that ache in his chest. 

“And like, I really shouldn’t be here, y’know? It’s not smart, even my sister said so. But here I am anyways. Because apparently, I can’t get enough of sexy, blond nerds.”

Kento smiles, feeling content to stand outside, alone with you forever. The sun is peeking through the clouds, shining a warm beam on your face. You’re glowing. 

It’s the kind of scene a scientist gains nothing from seeing; it only highlights the daunting reality that there are mysteries in the world that will never be solved in one’s lifetime and can only be theorised, like a black hole. It’s all consuming, a rare and magnificent sight to behold, but one mustn’t dare get too close for once they cross it, they might never return. 

But your pull is so strong he just can’t help himself. 

“You were totally a pain in the ass last night, y’know?” You mutter, casually checking the chips in your nail polish. You’re just saying whatever comes to mind now. 

He grimaces. He remembers everything and gosh did he wish he didn’t. “I’m sorry for having been a bother.”

“It’s alright. God knows I’ve bothered you more often and far worse.”

Nanami wants to argue. He wants to say you’ve never bothered him, never once irritated him, but there’s nothing he could say to erase all those words he had spoken and wished he could erase. So, instead, he pulls open the door and offers his hand to lead you in. 

Immediately he regrets that. Why would you need his hand to cross through a doorway? Did he not get the memo that you’re living in the twenty-first century? 

Despite the twitch of his fingers, you give him a knowing smile before you grant him some mercy. Your hand is soft. So very soft. It feels light in his, and he worries that if he holds you too tight, he’ll break you like a beaker. Faint memories from last night come back to him, reminding him this isn’t the first time he’s held your hand. And he hopes it won’t be the last. 

“What are we doing here anyways? When you asked me to give you the opportunity to talk, I thought you meant in a cafe, or in your place. In fact, I was kind of hoping it’ll be in your place.”

He leads you through the grand foyer, the shiny marble floors perfectly polished despite the day guests. “I was hoping this would be somewhat like a date.”

“A date?” You screech. “Nanami, you didn’t tell me this was a date!”

“What difference does it make?” It sounds rhetorical, but you know better. He’s pleading, genuinely asking if making his intentions clear from the beginning would have made this outcome different, if you wouldn’t have come, and he would have been left wondering ‘what if’ for the rest of his life. 

Instinctively pulling your hand, you stumble into his chest when he doesn’t budge, doesn’t let go. Face burying between his pecs, you’re practically smothered in his hard body and his clean, musky scent. It’s so easy to forget that Nanami Kento, being a nerd and all, is actually an elite member of the List for a reason.

Your classmate isn’t like all the boys you’re surrounded by in frat parties. He isn’t a boy at all. The strength he carries in every limb and muscle reminds you of all the things he could do to you, of all the things you want him to do to you. 

He doesn’t push you away and you don’t make an effort to leave. Instead, he takes your frappe from your hand, worried that it’s dangerously close to tipping over onto your clothes. 

“I’m sorry I didn’t say it was a date. I didn’t mean to trick you. And well, it doesn’t have to be one if you don’t want it to be. But I’d like for it to be a date. Our first date.”

“But why would you want to date me? Haven’t I been horrible?”

Nanami feels something break inside. He likens it to the feeling one gets when they receive an anomalous result which throws off their entire research. Sighing, he attempts to nudge you so he can see your face but you only bury yourself in his chest further. He waddles you both over inside the double doors on the right with some difficulty, bringing the straw of your drink to your lips when you lift your head. 

“You haven’t been horrible. Not at all. In fact, I fear I’ve been horrible.”

“No! You’ve been great. Brilliant, even. You could never be horrible.”

He shakes his head. “I snapped at you that night. I jumped to conclusion and acted irrationally and emotionally. I’m sorry.”

“No, no, no. I was wrong for lying to you and luring you to the party. I was wrong for teasing you this entire time. It’s so mean and so stupid and I hate myself for it. But I just really liked you. You have the best reactions and I wanted to see them all. And it’s all just so stupid. Ugh, I’m sorry.”

A blush is rising up his cheeks. It’s clear neither of you are going to relent. Maybe you’re both to blame for the unnecessary back and forth, for this farce that eluded you in some cruel twist of fate. Maybe it’s neither of you. Maybe none of it matters. Not anymore. Not when you’re here, not when you came and you’re looking up at him like he’s…something. 

That trusting, longing expression on your face threatens to sweep his legs out from under him. He feels like he’s suspended in air, free diving with the ground nowhere in sight, and judging by the way his fingers twitch, seeking to touch your softness, he suspects he’s been falling for eternity.

“Don’t apologise,” he finds the courage to breathe out, “Not anymore. Let’s just enjoy what I’ve got planned.”

You beam, eyes darting to what’s behind him, the conversation already forgotten. Marvelling at the hall you didn’t even realise you entered, you pull away from him and spin around, trying to catch sight of everything. 

He’s led you to the planetarium. Having spent many hours doing demonstrations and lectures here to tourists, students on school trips, and for birthday parties, it was the only place he could think of that might impress you. And though he was worried you’d find this lacking compared to your other potential experiences, those fears vanish the moment your eyes fall on his again and a huge smile is pulling at your lips. 

“Ken! This place is beautiful.”

Nanami gulps. 

You just called him by his first name. No, by a nickname. Like before. Like how you used to. And he feels his knees wobble a little. Not even his family calls him by a nickname, and admittedly, he’s never been fond of people taking creative initiative on his name but he likes it when it comes from your lips. He’d consider changing his name to ‘Ken’ permanently if it means you’ll call him that forever. 

"Can you believe I've never been here before? That's actually like so crazy."

Space is projected above both of your heads, countless stars twinkling in the abyss, forming constellations and glittering around planets and galaxies. Ever so slowly, the picture moves, disappearing to the right and allowing more of the universe to be observed. 

He’s so thankful he pleaded his case to his manager, the elderly man who owns the place, arguing that it’s for a special cause, to cheer up a friend, that it would be informative for their tutoring session. Mr. Tanaka insisted that it’d be too costly to shut down the observatory for even just an evening and for something so trivial.

However, when Nanami had said, ‘she’d really appreciate it’, Mr. Tanaka’s entire demeanour had shifted from grouchy old man, to giggling gossip. 

“Oh, well why didn’t you say it was for your lady, Kento? Of course, you can lock up and bring her over. Show her around, really make her day. I’ll let you in on a little secret, old boy. That’s exactly how I wooed my wife. Oh, she was so overjoyed she could barely stop gasping. How glad am I that a kid as serious as you actually has an appetite!” Mr. Tanaka laughed heartily, and laughed even harder when Kento blushed.

Having thanked him profusely, Kento was just about to leave before Mr. Tanaka added, a wistful tone in his gravelly voice as he caressed a picture on his desk, “You have fun, alright, Kento? You enjoy every second of it. Don’t get lost in what the universe has to offer you when everything you could ever want is within arm’s reach already.”

Feeling somewhat unnerved by the sudden seriousness in the old man’s face, he could do nothing but listen, absorbing every drop of wisdom as if he’s being shown the key to the beyond of the conceivable universe. 

And then, Mr. Tanaka smiled so brightly, the student almost missed the agony pulling his lips down. 

“Because that’s the beauty of the stars, Kento. They twinkle for love.”

Seeing those very stars reflected in your huge, wondrous eyes and the way his heart stutters, Kento feels inclined to listen to the rambling, grumpy senior more often.

Sitting down onto the centre velvet seats, the coffee stands in the cupholder on the armchair separating the both of you. The seat’s are plenty spacious and they even recline. You both make yourself comfortable, looking up at the dancing stars. 

“Oh, look! That’s Orion. I like him best because he’s fashionable,” you announce,  pointing at the ceiling. 

“Fashionable?”

Explaining like it’s obvious, you fix him a stare., “Because he has a belt, Ken.”

And who is he to argue with you?

Nanami had learnt that, though you’d much prefer to gain your information from him than anywhere else, there are some things he simply cannot change your mind on. One such example would be the great pancake versus waffle debate that had taken up almost forty-five minutes of one of your tutoring sessions. 

You sincerely, with every ounce of your being, believed that waffles are better than pancakes. You insisted, pleaded, urged him to see your cause, but he wasn’t having any of it. 

“That has no relevance to thermodynamics, y/n,” he had said with a deadpan tone. “And in any case, they are made of the same thing so I don’t understand what difference texture makes.”

“Can’t we just take a break from all the physics talk? I wanna chat and gossip.”

He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “This is hardly the appropriate setting.”

“So,” you elongated, “take me on a date and we can argue about it.”

Nanami didn’t understand why one would spend a date arguing something as trivial as waffles versus pancakes when they were both the same damn thing but he couldn’t bear to encourage you. Instead, he clasped his hand and gave you a look he hoped would convey his thoughts. 

You only grinned at him toothily.

He gulped, then cleared his throat as he took his glasses off to wipe some invisible dirt. Opening the textbook at the correct page and slamming one thick half of it onto the table with more force that he had intended, he could only mutter, “I like waffles better too.”

“Aha!” You celebrated like a beautiful madwoman. 

Watching you clap and boo at planets and galaxies with seemingly no rhyme or reason, his opinion of you doesn’t change. You are just as crazy as ever. Whether that was yesterday, a month ago, or two years before. You still shine brighter than any celestial body. And maybe you’ll continue to do so in the years that follow. He hopes he gets to see for himself. 

Time passes as you two take turns highlighting asterisms and comets, discussing their history, their discovery and the next time they’ll pass again. Though he’s clearly the more knowledgeable of you two, you could give him a run for his money. 

“Cassiopeia, easily distinguishable because of her signature ‘W’ shape, was a vain queen from Greek mythology, punished by the gods for her arrogance. Her stars sparkle as though still boasting her beauty,” Nanami rattles off, almost on autopilot, just like he had been trained. 

“But because of the Earth’s rotation, her ‘W’ sometimes flips into an ‘M’, right? It’s almost as if the stars themselves are correcting her vanity.”

“That’s right.”

You’re more talkative than last night and he hypothesises it must be because you’re quiet when you drink. He was so nervous and out of place at the party he hadn’t even noticed just how much he resents not hearing your voice. Until now when he feels at bliss hearing your smooth cadence lull him to comfort.

Nanami prides himself in being a man of restraint. For many years, despite the girls who have twirled their hairs or pressed their arms next to his, his resolve to focus solely on academia had never wavered. Not once. His eyes never wandered up the legs of a woman or down their low tops, and he had never fantasised about much more than a cordial, research-based relationship with anyone. 

However, in this very moment, encased in the darkness of the planetarium, his eyes are sliding over to your crossed legs, bare and smooth, the fats of your thighs pressing against each other. Occasionally, they also venture upwards where your breasts are squished together on top of your crossed arms, and up that slender neck, settling on your glossy lips.

He gulps.

Shuffling in his seat, he’s trying to ignore the sudden tightening in his trousers. But it’s so very difficult. Especially when your perfume invades his senses and your plump lips wrap around the straw of your drink and you make a slurping sound that sends shivers down his spine. 

“W-whenever you’re ready, we can head to dinner,” he offers, attempting to distract himself with the next stage of his plans. “There’s a great place ran by a family friend who’ll make whatever you want, on and off menu. He’s truly a terrific chef and an even better man. 

“Dinner sounds great and all. But Kento,” you begin with a hum, sparkling gaze shifting to him, “is there a reason you’re gripping the armrest like it owes you money?”

You’re teasing him again, he can tell. He’s grown painfully familiar with that saccharine tone your voice takes when you’ve got him in the palm of your hand. 

The atmosphere has changed. The light and joyful air has evaporated and neither of you are laughing over how wrong those Ancient Greek philosophers were anymore. Instead you’re adding fuel to a fire he’s been trying to douse, lest he burns you with his impure thoughts. 

Clearing his throat, he attempts to deny your accusations. “I’m not.”

“Oh, so now you’re lying to me with the stars as our witness, Ken? And what’s next? You’ll lie to me when I ask why you seem to have a situation right…over….here?”

Nanami is powerless against the gravity of your long nails scraping along his tensing thighs. It’s merciless and climbing higher and higher until he feels a rumble in his chest, and he finds himself gripping your wrist with his shaky hand and he’s hauling you over. 

In a sudden turn of events, you find yourself straddling him, hands clutching his broad shoulders for purchase, whilst his own grab your waist. Nanami has no idea what came over him. Perhaps it was that animalistic urge that humans have yet to evolve past taking control for a second. Just as likely, it was the long buried desire to put you in your place. 

“You tease too much,” he whispers, taking your hands, fingers skimming underneath the sleeves of your sweater to tickle the inside of your wrist, and lifting them to the metal frame of his glasses. 

You pull it off and as you watch it dangle in your fingers, the glass reflecting the universe, he surprises you with his lips engulfing yours.

He kisses you, at first, like you’re fragile, like this moment is precarious and one wrong move could set it all off. But once the taste of you settles on his tongue, his resolve snaps altogether and he’s deepening it like he’s dreamed of doing for far longer than he’d care to admit.

Gasping, you allow him inside your mouth, tongues clashing and winding together. It’s a little messy, a little clumsy, but it’s making you hot all over. It’s the way he’s moving with no method, no rhythm, and instead, allowing himself to be guided purely by a desire to taste, to explore, and to consume you. 

“Ken,” you moan into his mouth. 

Nanami groans, digging his fingers into your waist, a pinkie tucking itself under the hem of your sweater, amazed by the softness he finds there. “You taste so sweet.”

You part from him to peck at his jaw, the stubble there eliciting a low whimper from you. With a giggle, you say, “That’s probably the coffee you got me.”

“Whatever it is, it’s delicious and I want more of it,” he growls. It’s a kind of noise he had never made before, didn’t even realise he was capable of making. A hand crawls up your back, embedding itself in your hair before it pulls your head back to crash against his lips again. 

Your hips are grinding together and the hardness there is meeting your moistening panties perfectly. You hope you don’t make a mess on him but that worry is thrown far in the back of your mind when he bites into your bottom lip. Emboldened by his firm, wandering hands, you grab that cold thing beside you and make enough space to take a sip. 

Kento is confused, dazed, but he can barely see without his glasses, and so, in the blur of it all he fails to see you’ve picked up your frappe until you kiss him again and something creamy and sugary tingles his tastebuds. His eyes roll back. Your tongues are mixing it up, really rubbing it in, and he sucks all that you’re willing to give him in desperate gulps. 

Feeling your hard nipples poke him through your sweater and his, he bucks his hips up, nudging your clit and you both moan. 

“S-stop,” he breathes out. “W-we can’t.” 

Blinking furiously, you nod, pushing off but his arms cage you in, keeping you in his lap. ”Ken?”

“I’m sorry. I promise I want to. Really. But, I d-don’t…”

Picking up his forgotten glasses and sliding it back into place, you then cradle his face. His eyes meet yours clearly and he smiles sheepishly, feeling more vulnerable with it on. His lips are shiny with both the coffee and your liquid, you swipe with your thumb. “You don’t what?

“I don’t… I mean, I’ve never…”

“You’ve never been with a girl?”

Nanami nods, thoroughly embarrassed. There’s no way you’ll like him now. He’s ruined the mood. He came so close to having it all but he just had to go and destroy everything by revealing he is the stereotypical nerd and you’re way too good for him. He feels an urge to run, to hide and pretend none of this ever happened, that he hadn’t gotten too big for his boots and thought he could conquer a huge mountain and get to the peak with you. 

You must be disgusted to have been touched by a loser like him. Maybe you already knew from the clumsy way he kisses or the shaking of his hands, and the way he seeks your gaze but cowers when you meet his.

Nanami Kento is a man of science and he should have stayed that way, should have never dared venture further than a man like him was ever meant to. 

But when you smile at him, staring up through those long, fluttering lashes, he decides right there and then that he’s more than willing to submit to a higher power. For there is no probable way you were made by chance like he or anyone else was—you must have been sculpted by God himself, and sent down to tempt his honour, to humble his arrogance, and crumble the very foundations of his character. 

And how gladly he’d let you. 

“Kenny, you silly man. I don’t care about things like that. In fact,” you whisper conspiratorially and lean in close, nibbling on his ear, “I’m getting really wet from knowing that I’m going to be your first.”

He dies. 

Right there and then, Nanami dies. 

He feels his soul, of which he only discovered a second before, leave his body and ascend high into the celestial clouds, mingling with those stars that seem to twinkle harder as if amused by the dumbstruck look on his face. 

Like something had completely changed in his DNA make up, he takes you by surprise and presses his palm against your soaked gusset. You jolt. 

“You’re really wet.” He thumbs at that little bulge, watching the way your jaw drops. Piercing his body, your moans echo through his ribs, pounding against his heart and filling his veins with something far too addictive. “Does knowing that you’re the first girl I’ve ever kissed, ever wanted to taste here, and wanted to know how she feels inside turn you on?”

There’s no hint of playfulness in your voice any longer when you whimper a 'yeah, Ken', hips stuttering against the pressure of his palm cupping your heat in its entirety. He can’t fathom how someone like you could find someone like him attractive, and to this extent, but he doesn’t care. He doesn’t care enough to map out all possibilities and make hypotheses — he doesn’t want reason and logic and practicality. 

Not now. 

No, all Nanami wants is to know you, inside and out. So, he pulls your panties to the side, hands still shaking a little, and he groans at the disastrous sensation of your drenched core leaking onto his skin. There’s no technique to his touch; he’s just feeling you. There are folds and bumps he’s theoretically aware of but to touch in person is insanity. 

Your face is making all sorts of expressions: brows furrow when he follows the seam of your lips, nose twitches when his finger teases at your quivering entrance, and your mouth parts when he bumps against your clit. 

“Tell me how you like it,” he pleads. “Tell me how to make you feel good.”

‘Pitiful loser’ must be written all over his face because you smile. You smile and thrust your breasts in his face just as your fingers wrap around his and you guide him. Urging two fingers inside, you allow him to sink in slowly, observing using his tactile receptors the pulsing heat of your walls, the squishiness, the texture, and the way he’s gliding inside. 

“Just touch me, Ken. Feel me. Get familiar because you’re going to make this your second home, okay?” 

“Okay.”

He thrusts those fingers in, seeking that spot that’s supposed to make women gasp and writhe. The sounds coming from you are obscene and it’s making him delirious. You’re growing impossibly wetter, hips stuttering, grinding on his palm, and he’s watching everything. 

Something about how hard he’s staring must make you uncomfortable because you laugh and slide your thumbs under his glasses, holding his lids close. 

“Don’t stare so hard, Kenny, you look like you’re trying to work out an equation.”

“Sorry,” he mumbles. And then you take off his glasses again, baring his face to this otherworldly dream, but when he opens his eyes, what he sees threatens to collapse his own world beneath him. You’re wearing his glasses, or at least he thinks so; his vision is blurry. How he hates his visual impairment more than he ever has before. 

Pressing a kiss on his forehead just as you moan against his skin when he hits a good spot inside you, you shakily ask, “H-how do I look?”

“Beautiful,” he breathes out. 

You laugh again and he throbs inside his trousers. Then, his vision is being obscured all together by your sweater — you’ve encased his head within and his face lies between your lovely breasts. 

Nanami’s heart stops. 

He swears it does. 

“Play with them a little, won’t you, Kenny? I like my tits teased before I cum.”

He doesn’t know which part of what you just said is that final stake in his heart but he does as you say. He licks and sucks and nibbles, listening out for your moans and feeling for which makes you clench harder on his fingers. Nimble hand not slacking for a second, he rubs your clit with his thumb and prods that soft spot you seem to really like. 

Never understanding men’s obsession with breasts, Kento is more than aware of the irony of the situation now that he’s moaning around your nipple, rolling it on his tongue. There have been so many Tuesday evenings spent watching these very same breasts press against the desk as you complain about all the worksheets he had prepared for you. So many walks along campus to get to his next class spent grumbling about how you really should wear a bra more often if you’re planning to jump around like that in front of those jocks. 

But now, he has those very same breasts surrounding his face, threatening to suffocate him, and he thanks the heavens you didn’t wear a bra today. 

“Oh, Ken, fuck!”

“Gosh, a-are you orgasming?” His words are muffled around your nipple and the vibrations seem to fuel you. 

You giggle breathlessly, “It’s ‘cumming’, Ken. Can you -ha- say it for me?”

“Are you c-cumming?”

Through some sort of miracle, you eventually do cum on his fingers, and he hurriedly untangles himself from your sweater to observe the way your face crumples up in bliss, to see the way you flood his hand with your intoxicating cream, and how you’re spasming in his lap. 

It’s all through the fog of his poor vision but the awareness that you’re cumming because of him, in his arms, wearing his glasses and fogging it up with your heady breaths pushes him over the edge just as your hand brushes against the bulge of his trousers. 

“Oh, ngh! I’m s-sorry! Gosh! I'm so sorry.”

The bliss runs deep, filling his head with the scent of you, and for a second, through the haze, he swears his vision clears and you're magnificent face comes to him like a message from something divine. He might just cease being a man of science at this rate.

Panting, you slump against each other. The stars are still dancing above but neither of you pay attention. You’re simply taking deep breaths, trying to reorient yourself, and enjoy the warmth the other is radiating. 

“For your first time fingering a girl, you were pretty good. Which I’m not surprised by — you’ve always been a quick learner, isn’t that right, Kento?”

“P-please don’t tease me.”

With his glasses sliding off your nose bridge, you kiss his lips in apology before you slot the frame back onto his face. He thanks you with an awkward pat of your pussy before he brings his fingers to his face. 

“Isn’t it incredible how our body produces natural lubrication?”

Rolling your eyes you whisper against his stubbly jaw, “Don’t get all sciencey on me now, baby. We still have to talk about the fact that you came in your pants and I hadn’t even touched you.”

Nanami blushes. Hard. He’s humiliated himself in front of you once again. For a second there, he had genuinely believed his inexperience wouldn’t make a difference, that he’s not a teenager and he’ll pull through as a man by instinct alone if need be. How wrong he was. 

“Hey, now. Don’t start thinking too hard. I wasn’t complaining. I actually thought it was really hot.”

Still eyeing the shiny string that forms between his fingers from your essence, he clears his throat and concedes, “If you say so.”

Silence passes by for a beat or two, and all Nanami can think about is how uncomfortable he feels with his cum drying in his boxers and he realises you must feel the same way. Just as he’s about to voice these concerns out, you meet his eye with a strange kind of twinkle. 

“Wanna taste it?”

Before he can even ask what you could possibly mean, you’re already guiding his fingers back to your core and spreading your wetness all over his hand once more. Then, that wetness is being spread along his lips and he doesn’t disobey when he sucks them into his mouth. 

The taste is strange. Not bad, but new and odd. It’s mostly tasteless but it is a little tangy, and sweet. And he is obsessed. 

“How do I taste, Kenny?”

Nanami Kento is a man of science. 

He isn’t a poet. He doesn’t mince his words, doesn’t use flowery language or muses about nature and the fragility of humanity. No, he says it like it is. The world exists in black and white, there are no greys, no rose tinted glasses hiding the truth from him. He is a man of fact and truth. No more, no less.

But with the exhilarating, inebriating, and electrifying taste of you flooding his tongue, he realises, every man is born a poet, and the world silences that visionary within. However, there comes a moment in every man's life where that poet is awakened and they see the world not as it is, but rather as it should be. They simply need a muse. 

“Like a star,” Nanami rasps, completely and utterly weakened, defeated, and vanquished. “More. I w-want more.”

You chortle. “No, Ken. Not here. Some other time, okay? ‘Cause I’m actually really hungry now. But you’ve got a bit of a situation in your pants and you can’t easily hide it so maybe we should go over to your place and you can cook me up something instead?”

Liking the idea very much, he kisses you and lifts you up so you can both stand on your own two feet. The drying cum is proving to be a pain but it doesn’t bother him. Nothing does in this moment. Not the fact that he’ll have to sneak into the security office and get the CCTV footage deleted, or preferably sent to his phone and then deleted from the main system, not the thought of all the work he has yet to do in preparation for all his classes next week, and not even the knowledge that he’ll have to kick Haibara out for the night. 

“Does this mean you and I are… well…” He trails off, unsure how to phrase it. 

Giggling, you go on your tiptoes and peck his lips. “Yes, Ken. We’re dating. We’re exclusive. I’m your girlfriend and you’re my boyfriend. So that means I get to flirt with you all the time and you can’t pretend you don’t like it anymore.”

“That sounds like a fair deal. Will you come back to class? Let me tutor you again?”

“Wasn’t me coming here to begin with not answer enough, Ken? Of course, I’m coming back. Especially now that it means we can have secret sex during our tutoring sessions. Oh! Can we fuck in the library? I’ve always wanted to do that. And then you can tell me off for being too loud. Can we? I also really want to have sex in your car. Mine is a little too small but yours will work just fine. Oh! And maybe you can let me touch you in the lectures? We can sit at the back where no one can see us! You have to meet my sister. And my friends. And the rest of my family. Then I'll meet yours. Eek! I'm so excited. We'll go on dates every day, won't we? Oh, wouldn't that be so fun, Ken?”

Nanami gulps. 

Stepping away from the world of science and into a world of you seems much more daunting now than ever. Maybe he’s bitten off more than he can chew. Maybe he’s not cut out for a life outside of academia. Maybe he won’t be able to keep up with your appetite. Maybe you'll drain him dry and leave him a husk of himself, which doesn't sound so bad if he's being completely honest.

Everything you said leaves him a little lightheaded at the thought and he can't fathom how he could possibly meet every one of your expectations.

But... he’s always been a fan of the trial-and-error method. 

So, he supposes he’s just going to have to work it out like he always does. Because as you grin up at him, sweat making your skin slightly shiny, he can’t think of anything worse than disappointing you. 

Smiling, he brushes a stray strand away from your cheek and lays a lithe kiss on your nose.

“Whatever you say, my little star.”

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Rick Sanchez Headcanons (Rick and Morty)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is a request from YouTube and oh my lord, the amount of research I had to do for this was obscene! Anyways I hope you enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Rick Sanchez is not Yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!!!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Rick From Rick and Morty- 

.Rick, is, in fact, a genius, but he is also an alcoholic, hot mess of a mass murderer. 

.But there is one thing we cannot deny about Rick, and that is that he loved two women in his life very much. 

.Diane his late wife, and Unity. These two women he had a deep bond with and when his wife was killed he spent his whole life hunting down the man that did it. 

.This caused him to become the man he is, a mad scientist. 

.Now in comes you, you just met Rick by chance a completely normal human, with a completely normal life. 

.Meeting this man has changed everything about your life and has made Rick completely obsessed with you. 

.It was obsession at first sight, he fell for you good and hard and knew you were the one for him. 

.He finally has felt something that he has not felt in a long time. 

.He is a very unstable yandere. 

.He manipulates you into coming with him on various missions. 

.He is a super toxic yandere that will manipulate you, most likely kidnap you, and possibly experiment on you. 

.He does care for you, and when your safety is on the line, he feels like his world might end. 

.And if someone did put your safety at risk, he would not just kill them, he would not just torture them. 

.He would make a world of all their greatest fears, and pain, and make them immortal, so every time they die they would have to go through it again and again and again. 

.He would make them suffer and he would take enjoyment in it. 

.He deals with rivals in a similar way, a bit at least. 

.First, he would try and buy them off, if that does not work he will threaten them, if that does not work he will just straight up shoot them. 

.Rick is a genius and in his mind the best of all Ricks. So of course he knows that he is the best match for you. 

.He is once again very toxic, he is manipulating you to only depend on him. 

.And also getting rid of anyone that would try and get in the way of his relationship with you. 

.He would want to possess you and be the only person you can depend on in your life. 

.He is very possessive and controlling of you and becomes very jealous very easily. 

.He is also the one who might just kidnap you and take you to a dimension where it is just you and him. 

.so that way no one will be able to take you away. 

.When he does confess his love he Is supper excited and maybe a little bit buzzed. 

.If you accept his love get ready for so GILF Grandpa I would Like to FUCK, sex. 

.If you turn him down, he takes this as a huge betrayal and we all have seen how well he reacts when that happens. 

.So he would one hundred percent kidnap you and make you love him by putting in a brain chip that makes you feel good when you are around him. 

.So that you would think you like him and your brain chemicals will make you have the same effect around Rick around someone you would be in love with. 

.It does not take your consent away but it does manipulate the hell out of you. AND Is a total invasion of your body's anatomy. 

.Rick does not care cause in his mind you still chose him so that means you want him and he finally has the love of his life. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, oof Rick sure does have a lot of layers, and man do I feel bad for his family! Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all my sexy muffins!] 

[district4loading]

What are your top 3 Sana eras?

Ahh this should be fun, apologies for taking so long with it

3. Scientist

It's crazy how she rocked two different hair colors this era and pulled them both off so effortlessly. This silver hair on Sana looks extremely good, especially with this pink furry outfit and the silver jewelry. She also looked really hot for the mad scientist look with her regular light brown hair in messy braided pig tails.

2. Haute Couture Tour

I cannot put into words how badly this tour wrecked me, even with a total of like six shows. I'm so proud of her for performing her own solo song because she really killed it. Her stage presence was amazing the whole time, no matter what I couldn't stop looking at her. Then she brought back the red hair (that we previously saw in the alcohol free era) for the last two stops and she quite literally took my breath away. As always, her table part in funny valentine nearly killed me... phew.

1. I Can't Stop Me

This'll always be my favorite era. I was literally just watching a few fancams of her performing ICSM and I still feel the same way I did when I first started paying attention to her. It's something about the wavy brown hair and her gaze that makes her look so sexy in my opinion. Nothing's topping ICSM Sana, I miss her.

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

a request for halloween fics? a bam x reader fic, trying to figure out what to be for halloween together! maybe they match? maybe the whole CKY crew matches?

Cky Halloween HC’s!

Bam Margera X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive content, crude language, alcohol

An: thank you for the request!! A good chunk of this fic was inspired by another set of headcannons I saw regarding the CKY guys and Halloween costumes, and when I find them, I’ll link them here! Thank you for reading and please keep sending requests ;)

Standing in the bathroom, you examined the eyeliner around Bam’s waterline, helping smudge a forgotten corner with a chuckle,

“Y’look like Bambi with this stuff on!”

Trying not to fuck up you doing his makeup, your boyfriend kept real still as he murmured through costume fangs, “Bambi got shot at the end’a that movie.”

Eyes glinting with mischief, you took a step back and smiled at your work, “Well then you’re lucky I don’t hunt…”

You were helping him get ready for this Halloween party the rest of the guys were going to, and it was somebody’s great idea to have the theme for the group costume be stereotypical sexy costumes,

So Bam was a demon, complete with leather pants and those surprising high quality fangs that he offered to try out in the bedroom,

And you were a sexy nun. Of course that’s the kind of couple’s costume he would come up with.

The prince of darkness made his little entrance, strutting down the stairs in what was essentially glorified bondage gear,

Looking Dunn’s sexy lumberjack costume up and down, Bam chuckled, “What’re you supposed t’be, Lumberjack-me off?”

Waving a dismissive hand, Ry threw his jab right back at him, “Later, Bam- later...”

Novak, who in a great act of irony, was dressed as a cop complete with ridiculously tiny booty shorts, arrived fashionably late.

“You’re all under arrest!” Tucking away the police badge he had flashed, he leaned arround the crowd at the door and added,

“Especially that nun chick- she’s hot.” That earned him a hard punch in the shoulder from Bam.

The only one of you who didn’t look like a Village People reject was Dico, who was sporting one of a myriad of costumes he just happened to have on hand at all times.

“Yar-har har!” Brandishing a plastic cutlass, he put on a faux pirate accent and led the guys outside to where Dunn’s shitty limo was parked, “We be plundering booty from all the seven seas tonight!”

Evidently, the amount of skin Bam was showing made your little dress and tights look conservative, but what girl doesn’t enjoy when her boyfriend dressed sluttier than her?

So within an hour of showing up, you and him ended up in the corner, making out.

Raab, who was wearing one of those sexy nurse outfits, observed from afar, “Hey, Dunn. Kinda messed up that it’s a demon and a nun, right? Like, makin’ out and shit.”

“Yeah...” Ryan nodded, arms crossed as he stood next to him, “S’fucked up. And hot, at the same time.”

Rake, Mr. Sexy mad scientist himself, spent a majority of the night trying to pick up chicks by talking about he knows they would have some great chemistry together.

You ran into him at the little faux bar set up in some kitchen, but before you could ask him how the party was going, someone cut you off,

“Y/N! Hey-“ It was Novak, panicking a little with his hands locked in his own cuffs. He spun around, “Y’think you could grab the key fr’these outta my back pocket?”

Snatching a beer from the fridge, you replied sarcastically, “Haha, very funny. I know you!” And you walked away,

Totally unaware that he was actually stuck in them. Novak shot a glance over at Rake, who just shook his head, “No fuckin’ way, dude- I am not touchin’ your ass.”

So the end of the night comes and you’re all pretty hammered, and on the way back to castle Bam you noitice Dico reaching into a bulging pocket of his red velvet pirate jacket-

Pillsbury Halloween cookies. Nearly every pocket was stuffed to the brim with Pillsbury Halloween cookies he’d pilfered from the party. “Wha…dude-!”

So as not to alert the others to his haul, he palmed one into your hand and whispered, “Shhhh…theives’ honor.”

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Contains: mentions of incest kink, mentions of sex, Kaeya spoilers (only the stuff you could find in his profile once you reach high enough friendship to read it all), Kaeya just going through it

Name: Kaeya

Age: 22

Pronouns: He/they

Sexy bits: Dick

Looks: Just under 6 inches, little medical eye patch (Diluc injured it during their fight), wears his hair down, tiny icicles in his hair (He was never trained to restrain his vision so it physically affects him), cold to the touch, wearing something akin to a tiny winter coat that almost reaches his ankles

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Hobbies: Doesn’t know much from outside the lab but he has heard about pirates! He loves to come up with little stories where he’s out on the open sea, seeing the world and helping people with his vision (He got the kid version of pirates that don’t murder and steal. Don’t tell him)

Bitties have to be very careful with alcohol because of how fuckin tiny they are, but if you only give him a tiny bit Kaeya will be so so so grateful! He just loves the taste of it and trying new cocktails is very fun for him. If you ever make yourself a drink do him a favor and pour him out a thimble full, will ya?

Kinks: Incest (please please please be his big sibling and tell him how much you love and care about him, he’ll cry in the best way), body worship, temperature play? (He really likes being warm so kissing, licking, or even blowing hot air onto him is very nice. It’s more of a sensual thing than a purely sexual thing tho, like a massage)

No-nos: No needles, EVER. No reminders of his time in the lab in general but especially in the bedroom. The cold (Because of his vision and small size if he’s not careful he could very easily get hypothermia. This can be completely fixed with more training though)

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Relationships: Jean was a big reason he stayed sane back in the lab. The knights never really existed but Jean did form a little group to look after and Kaeya was in it. He admired her hope and was very appreciative of her healing burst if she had enough energy to use it after her tests

Amber is like a little ball of energy, and while she’s always found him suspicious Kaeya can’t help but admire her fiery passion. It reminds him of someone

Diluc was Kaeya’s adoptive brother just like in canon, though where Kaeya’s from is different. After his adoptive father’s death at the hands of a delusion the scientist gave him for a test he decided to come clean to Diluc. His brother challenged him to a duel and as they fought he gained his vision. He found it fitting, after knowing about the scientists plans to give his father a deadly weapon, now he would have to be their guinea pig

Background: Khaenri'ah doesn’t exist in this au so Kaeya was actually a bit of a spy for the scientists back in the lab. He was raised by one of the head researchers personally so that he could be used to cause “natural” havoc within the other bitties lives if needed for experiments. There’s only so much the researchers can do after all, sometimes they need an idea to come from inside the group for it to succeed

He’s forever grateful that he’ll never have to make his hardest choice. Now that bitties are being sold as pets there’s no need for him to be a spy anymore. Of course, that also means he’ll most likely never get to reconcile with his brother, or see his friends ever again, but hey, that’s just what someone like him deserves

[countlessrealities]

Send “you’re kinda cute” for my muse’s reaction || Selectively accepting !

@moonspower sent: “you’re kinda cute” to Rick. Yes, they're drunk as hell on his balcony! And yes, for once in his life, Virote's the one being a little flirty.

The words took perhaps a little too long to register. Rick's mind was wrapped in a pleasant daze that made him feel detached from the rest of the universe. It was a peaceful feeling, the kind that only the right drunken nights gave him, and he had meant to bask in it as much as possible, for as long as possible.

He wanted to be coated in it, just as the thick flavour of the liquor he had been consuming had glazed his tongue.

Perhaps it was the alcohol, or maybe it was his placid mood, but the stars above his head looked a little brighter and the golden reflections of the Moon Palace even more beautiful than they usually were.

So, when Virote spoke up, breaking the companionable silence they had been wallowing in, the scientist's first instinct was to ignore the younger man. Why choosing to ruin his high spirits, when he could so easily avoid it? Or at least, that was what he had told himself before his brain finally put into focus the exact words he had been addressed.

You're kinda cute. Cute. What the fuck? Had Prince Moonshine seriously just called him that?!

"A-Alright...No...L-Let's make shit clear. Y-You are cute."

Damn, that didn't sound right. He wasn't conveying the message he wanted to deliver.

"Y...YOU are cute. P-Pretty, adorable, and...what not."

There, that was better. The emphasis was in the right place.

"M-Me? I...I'm NOT fuckin' cute. I-I'm a hot piece of ass. I-I'm sexy, g...goddamn arousing an-and...ravishing. I-I make people want to suck my dick or....or to tear their clothes off an-and beg me to fuck 'em. O-Or to let 'em fuck me. That...That is what I am."

He also made people want to gag him, to take their leave or to shoot him in the head, but those were irrelevant details.

"N-Not...that shit." He made a vague gesture with his hands. "C-Cute. Me. D-Damn, where the...the fuck you got the idea...G-Get your eyes checked. O-Or your brain checked. O-Or whatever. There's...You're obvious needing..."

His brows knitted together, trying to find the specific word he wanted to use, but in vain. Well, never mind.

"...G-Get fuckin' checked. A-A goddamn full check up."

[exploding-fountain]

the Ultimate Intro to Twice masterlist

Title tracks

Perfect World (girl crush)

Cry For Me (dark/sensual)

I Can't Stop Me (elegant)

Like Ooh-Ahh (teen crush)

Fancy (bubblegum)

Best live performances

Cry For Me

I Can't Stop Me

Taemin's Move (Momo, Mina, Dahyun, Chaeyoung)

Hello (Momo, Nayeon, Chaeyoung)

Pop! (Nayeon)

Sunmi's Gashina (Nayeon, Momo, Mina, Chaeyoung)

Vocal stages

Queen of Hearts

Alcohol-Free

CACTUS (Twice minus Jeongyeon)

Greedy (Jihyo, Nayeon, Momo, Chaeyoung)

Dance stages

Dangerous Love (Momo, Mina)

Bloodline (Momo, Tzuyu, Chaeyoung)

rhythmic gymnastics (Mina)

Crown (Jihyo)

Tadow & Bad (Momo)

Song playlists (title tracks and b-sides)

Bubblegum: Fancy, Feel Special, Cheer Up, What Is Love?, Yes or Yes, The Feels, Talk that Talk, Likey, TT, Signal, Dance The Night Away, BDZ, Heartshaker, Knock Knock, Pop! (Nayeon), Scientist, Candy Pop, One More Time

Teen crush/groovy: Like Ooh-Ahh, Turn It Up, Hot, Trouble, Queen, Shot Clock, Good at Love, Basics, Breakthrough, Go Hard, Scandal, Firework, Flow like waves, Oxygen, Make Me Go, Up No More, Fake & True, Set Me Free, Got The Thrills, Better, Good at Love, Killin’ Me Good (Jihyo)

Chill: Brave, Flow like waves, Sandcastle, Say Something, Cruel, F.I.L.A (Fall In Love Again), Crazy Stupid Love, Wallflower, Girls Like Us

Elegant/classy/dark/sexy: Cry For Me, I Can't Stop Me, Last Waltz, Alcohol-Free, Espresso, Bring It Back, Gone, Love Foolish, Hell In Heaven, Closer (Jihyo)

Girl crush/loud bangers: Perfect World, Fanfare, Hello, Voices of Delight, Queen of Hearts, Icon, Kura Kura, Nightmare (Jihyo)

Sad/soft songs: Cactus, When We Were Kids, Best Thing I Ever Did, Melting, Wishing, Say Yes, Stay By My Side, Jaljayo Good Night, Stuck, Doughnut, Like A Fool, Be As One, One In A Million, 21:29, Someone Like Me, Ice Cream, That's all I'm saying, Sunset (Nayeon), Stardust love song (Jihyo)

(playlists tend to blend into each other. For example Like Ooh-Ahh could be bubblegum, Love Foolish could be groovy, Kura Kura could be elegant, Cry For Me could be girl crush).

Variety/Youtube/vlive content

Twice "doing" the Stray Kids Circus spin

MC Dahyun. More MC Dahyun. Dahyun and the baby fan. Dahyun finding cameras. Baby Dahyun. Babiest Dahyun.

Nayeon and Chaeyoung on Lee Young Ji's show

Mina Minecraft

Sana and her 8 introvert friends. Sana vs Stray Kids Bangchan awkwardness (unstoppable object meets unmovable force)

Baby Chaeyoung and Tzuyu

Twice eating ice

Undercover Nayeon in a chatroom of rookie idols (Nmixx Haewon, Billie Moon Sua, Kep1er Baiyyih, woo!ah Nana)

THE VIDEO THAT TWICE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!! (clickbait)

I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE A STAR (STAR) I'M I'M GONNA BE I'M I'M GONNA BE–

The seven year one sided embarrassment of Seventeen's Seungkwan vs Momo

Jeongyeon and BTS Jimin beefing (/hj???)

[hollandgarden]

Drinking Game (TH)

Description: After Tom and his girlfriend are snowed in the for evening, unable to attend Harrison’s birthday party, he comes up with a brillant game. Each rounds leaves one of them with more or less clothing. Who will be the winner of the head on surprise?

Warnings: smutty af (if you’re under 18, maybe don’t read), alcohol use, swearing, stupid sexy Tom 

Word Count: 1,848

***

“Hey, babe?” I called. 

Tom came swiftly down the stairs, ready to go to Harrison’s birthday party. “What?”

I shot him a nervous smile as I pulled back from the window. “The snow is coming down pretty good. News says the roads are already slick.” 

“Damn, I’ll message H. We should not risk it,” he mumbled, pushing up his glasses, and crossed his arms. “No excuse to drink then.” 

“You need an excuse?” I snorted. “We both know that’s not true.” 

Tom tapped his chin, a subtle smirk crossing his face. “Let’s have our own drinking game.” 

“What kind?” 

I followed him into the squared off kitchen and watched him take out a whole twelve pack of Coors Light. This oughta be interesting. 

“We’ll have six rounds. First five the loser has to remove an item of clothing. The sixth round, the loser goes down on the winner,” Tom explained. 

I eyed him curiously. “Basically, we’re getting shit-faced and someone’s getting head?”

He bit his lip, then chuckled “Yeah, pretty much. Sounds good, yeah?”

The look on his face alone should’ve warned me what it actually involved. But I couldn’t argue that this wasn’t going to be better than going out with friends.

“Sounds fucking perfect. Let’s get started.” 

Both of us took off our winter coats and shoes before we settled into the living room. I pulled back my hair with the tie on my wrist. Who knew how this was going to go; it was a toss up honestly. But winning the last round would be oh so fucking sweet. 

“Ready?” Tom started as he popped his tab. 

“Steady,” I countered, popping my own. 

“Go!” we both yelled and started chugging. 

Oh, boy, this first round was not going to be good for me. The bubbles running down my throat made me cringe a little and slowed me down. I went as fast as I could though, yet Tom slammed his empty on the coffee table first.

I did get better the more drunk I was. We both knew that. 

“I say jumper,” he stated, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. 

“You didn’t say the winner chose the item,” I retorted, already holding back a small burp from the carbonation. 

Tom fully smirked. “I’m adding it now. Come on, make it more fun, my love.” 

He was right on that. I barely huffed as I pulled off the navy crew neck to reveal my black lace bra. 

“Look at those,” he whistled lowly. 

I rolled my eyes. “Tom, you’ve seen them before.” 

“But they’re yours and I love them every time.” 

I couldn’t stop the heat that filled my cheeks, and that was partly due to the one drink and heater we had going. 

“Second round.”

I struggled against the same bubbly current. I chugged the liquid through the tiny hole as quickly as possible. I eyed Tom from the corner of my eye and he was doing the same; a clint of amusement sparkled. I coughed at the little bit of alcohol went down the wrong tube and I had to stop. 

He threw his arms in the air. “I win!” He gestured widely at my bottoms area. “Skirt next. I want the skirt.”

“If you say so. You won’t win every round. I’ll get one and then it’s my turn to make the call.” I stood up before I reached back for the zipper of the black and white houndstooth mini. I inched it down, Tom enjoying every second until it naturally fell to the ground. I flicked it to the side with my foot. I did sway a little and after this third I would definitely be tipsy. 

Tom leaned over to plant a sweet kiss on my lips. “I look forward to it.”

We cheered to start the third. The time slipped by as it had in the others. Some of the beer splashed onto my cheek, but I managed to win this one. I had found my rhythm finally. No more stuffing my cheeks as much as I could before swallowing and doing it again; I went straight for a fluid stream. 

I ripped one to announce the victory. There was no way to stop the giggles that followed and I covered my mouth with the hand that held the empty to hide them. “Go ahead with... your button up.” 

“Cheers, I was gett-” he lightly burped and busted out laughing. “I was getting stuffy.”

I licked my lips as he barely fumbled with the buttons. He raised his eyebrows up and down, like an idiot, as he whipped it off to reveal his beautiful chest. There was no way to not linger on the collarbone area and biceps, and I had to swallow away the sensation. 

Get a hold of yourself.

I shot up and slid into the kitchen. “Eat. We need a s-snack!”

“Get the crisps!” he yelled. 

I dramatically opened the cabinet doors and crawled up onto the counter, which was immensely unnecessary but so fun. Then I scrambled the three different bags into my arms and hurried back to him, tossing the bag of crisps to him. I ate out of the already opened bag of popcorn. The saltiness and slight crunch was exactly what I needed; though chicken nuggets wouldn’t be a bad idea either. This would do. 

Tom leaned back against the armchair with his eyes closed and munched slowly. 

“Not done already, are you?” I giggled under my breath. “I-I think… that qualifies as an automatic win for the final prize.”

“Nope!” He shot his head up. “Just resting up, darling.” 

I popped another piece into my mouth. “Let me know when.”

“When.”

“Ha ha.”

He rolled up the bag and tossed it aside. “Seriously, let’s go.” 

I scooted back up to the table, letting my legs sprawl underneath it and rest up against his. “Okay.” 

Let me save you from the gory details of my horrid slurping. Tom won his third round. I knew the crisps would soak up some of his alcohol and sober him up enough to focus. Fuck. 

Slowly, he set the can on the table and tapped his chin, “How about.... Your underwear, but leave the tights on.

I furrowed my brows. “W-why?” 

He squinted an eye momentarily and shrugged. “It’s hot.” 

There was no way I’d admit to him that I agreed. Though, this meant I had to go through the hassle of taking off the sheer black material and pulling them back on. I’m sure that was unattractive to watch; embarrassing for sure. He was the only one I’d ever do this for. 

My vision was getting blurry, and if I attempted to use my phone it would definitely end in a disaster. But a hilarious moment in the morning. Alas, I tossed it somewhere on the couch to stop myself. 

We went straight into the fifth round and I practically spilled half of the beer on my chest. Well, that was one way to win. 

“Bott-ttems.” I pointed him up and down. “Take them off, Holland.”

I gazed in pure amusement as he tried to dance them off. 

“You’re such a dork.” 

He pointed at me abruptly with a serious look. “But you love me.” 

I rolled my eyes. “I do. More snacks or should we go straight into the next?”

“Straight!” He circled his hand and plopped down to grab his last can. 

I reached over for my last and it took me two tries to pick it up. I was basically drunk. If we were at a club and anyone asked, I’d try to convince them I wasn’t. I’m sure if he asked right now, I’d do the same. It wouldn’t be believable. 

This final round was the one that truly counted, though I wouldn’t care who won. It was pleasurable to give and receive in my opinion. 

“One,” I started. 

Tom cocked a brow, bringing the can closer to his mouth. “Two.” 

I also brought the cool metal to touch my lips. “Three!” 

I tiled my head back as far as I could to give leverage for a smoother chug. It was by far the best I had done all the rounds, though that didn’t matter. It didn’t take a scientist to see how slow Tom was drinking. 

When I finished, I slammed my empty on the table and whipped my arms out. “You cheated!” 

“I cheated?” he gasped and rested a hand on his chest. “You won!” 

I giggled. “You let me win.” 

“I…” He held a finger up. “I did not… Y-you won fair and square, my love.”

Tom crawled his way over to my side and left small kisses on my neck. “Get up-p on the couch.”

I couldn’t stop the short giggles. But I backed my way up onto the couch. I rested my legs on his shoulders and eyed him. His lips left sweet kisses on the inner of my thighs and trailed all the way up. We were going straight for it; that was fine by me. 

His mouth came close to the already throbbing at the thoughts. His breath left me cringing. The laughs couldn’t be controlled as he did a few more puffs of air on purpose. It tickled and he knew that. 

“Stop that.”

Tom looked up at me for a moment with a laugh before he slid his tongue up and down. It was hot against my clit and I swallowed. He wouldn’t get the satisfaction of pleasing me so soon. 

“Not yet,” I mumbled, tangling my fingers in the soft, chocolate curls. 

Tom licked his lips, pure determination in his eyes. His mouth disappeared and the slick warmth returned. He continued his slower teases, not missing a single area. Every inch was loved. His lightly calloused hands trailed up on my outer thighs and landed on my lips for a squeeze. It caused me to shiver. 

I found myself making small pulses and moaned as I closed my eyes. His lips left sweet kisses as well. That was torturing. 

His hands pulled down the tights, only halfway, and he used them to keep my legs at his sides; this was why he wanted me to leave them on, I knew that now. I whimpered as he leaned back in. His licks turned into numbing flicks on my clit. We should’ve put a towel down; this was not something I should be thinking about right now. 

“More, Tom. Make me cum.” 

I had to sit up a little as leverage when the burning sensation began and gasped. I gripped the throw pillow beside me with my final moans and clenched. I revelled in the following shudders. It was almost better than the actual high.

“Fuck,” I breathed. The only coherent thought I had after that drunken orgasm. “I… definitely won.” 

Tom crawled his way up to give me a peck. “We both won, darling.”

I laughed. “I say we play this again next weekend.”

“I agree…. Shall we eat and binge more Teen Wolf.” 

I clapped my hands. “Hell yeah!”

[Masterlist]

[aliciamorov]

Rick Sanchez season 7 simping moment.

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: HIS VOICE IS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING GOOD! IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE IM NOT LISTENING. I WAS SO SCARED ITS GONNA BE AI OR A VERY BAD VA BUT ITS SO GOOOOOOOD.

Also I didn't even realize that Morty also has a new voice. LIKE HE ALSO SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL (just like Roiland YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) LIKE WHAAAAAT.

I'm so excited for the new season omg. I've been waiting forever for this

[normal-thoughts-official]

Izzy and magnus brotp headcanons if u have any bls

i do! i dont think ive ever been asked about them before so yay!

mandatory disclaimer that this post is about the show, not the books, and idc what happens in the books and wont be taking it into consideration here

okay so i think my brotp tag for them ("crazy scientists but make it glam") pretty much sums it up. i love the concept of crazy scientists magnus and izzy. like... if magnus and alec lose braincells when theyre together, magnus and izzy gain braincells, but lose Common Sense

because they are both so into similar things like physics and biochem and technology and magic, so if the subject comes up they will start excitedly talking about idk the possibilities for time travel or something, and alec of course has no interest in those things so hes like "k imma get a drink" and when he comes back magnus and izzy are Actually Seriously Planning On Launching Themselves To Mars and he has to be like "or maybe we could discuss this here on earth???" and alec is really not used to being the voice of reason when it comes to magnus but alas

and i just love magnus and izzy as that duo who can like spend hours talking in depth about the mechanisms of time travel or cures for magical diseases or whichever subject theyre focusing on at the moment and who make a mean team when working together but who can also get Too Excited and lose it a little

other than that the other thing i like about magnus and izzy is that they can relate to each other on that sense of being reduced to The Hot Fashionista, you know? like magnus is called a lothario and izzy is always treated like her one personality trait is Sexy™ and i think both of them kind of use that perception as an armor for themselves. i have talked about that in relation to magnus several times so i dont think it bears repeating because he himself compared his eyeliner to tiger stripes and magicked makeup on when he was feeling bad and alec was coming, so. but anyway my point is that izzy is no different and that was addressed in the sh that is good and lives in my head instead of her just being reduced to eye candy the whole show

like it's obvious that izzy's whole thing with being Sexy™ is something that she uses as part of her rebel act. like, her mom is gonna reduce her to a stupid slut anyway, so why not act the part? case in point: twi!izzy. in the world where the lightwoods weren't making her and alec's life hell, she allowed herself to be a lot more casual. also the way she is always talking about how she can do everything they do in heels, how she always uses her body to be "the distraction" and/or to gather information, to lure in demons even tho thats unnecessary, etc. like i think a part of izzy feels like sex is all she's good at and so she lays that in as thick as possible. she even kind of said so when she said that one of the reasons why she liked raphael is because she knew that sex wasn't a part of the equation for him

disclaimer! dressing in revealing clothes and/or sleeping around is not bad and doesnt inherently mean that the person has Unresolved Issues that end up manifesting like that, or whatever. i think izzy also dresses as she does because she likes it and good for her! she also clearly likes sex and good for her!!!! and it definitely doesn't mean her relationships are shallow because we saw how fiercely loyal she is to those he loves, platonically or romantically. i just think that the way she built her identity around that is partially because it is a good armor - if she presents herself as shallow and concerned only with instant pleasure and looking pretty, people won't get too close. and when they treat her as such, it doesn't hurt as much because she IS laying it on thick and she IS sexy and she can use it to her advantage, even to manipulate people, so whos laughing now?

for example, in s1 in particular izzy was always acting like she cared about nothing but having fun and going to parties, yet it was obvious that izzy actually cared way more about saving the downworld and helping those she loves, particularly alec. like she presents herself as shallow and unconcerned with anything but her own pleasure but it's clear that she's willing to throw all of that away - even give herself up to get married to whoever her parents choose, her own worst nightmare - for what actually matters and drives her: her loved ones and what she thinks is right. she was okay with getting deruned for what she believed in, thats not a shallow person. so obviously that whole thing was an act, and well, why put up an act like that when it borders on annoying honestly? i think it's to protect herself, for the reasons listed above

plus, it makes her mom mad, and a part of her is obviously defining herself in opposition to her mom. if her mom wants something out of her, she does the opposite, and that applies to her clothing too

anyway all of that is to say that magnus and izzy have a similar relationship with 1- their "lothario"/"slut" personas, and 2- the way they understand fashion and clothing. it's about expressing something to others, something that protects their vulnerabilities, for the both of them. and while i don't think they (particularly izzy) are exactly dying to go deep into that subject and their armors, there is that understanding between them, you know? and under the right amount of alcohol and in a safe enough environment when its just the two of them they might even talk about it and its nice to have someone who completely understands it, you know, that pretty specific defense mechanism and being reduced to sexualized stereotypes (especially since both of them are bi. id mention both of them being brown too but izzy's racial belonging in the show is uhhhhh weird to say the least so i wont get into that)

and also just the silly things! going to parties together, going shopping together, remember when magnus and izzy were both wearing the exact same color scheme and pattern? obsessed with the idea of them color coordinating just for like, the challenge of creating outfits that dont look the same or even like theyre supposed to match but that have similars colors and textures and patterns, you know?

also they are fantastic at gifting each other and somehow always know Exactly What The Other Has Their Eyes Own. like izzy will give magnus some eyeliner and he'll be like "how did you know ive been meaning to buy that?" and she'll go "i didnt" and wink at him, and the opposite is also true. or alternatively izzy will get him a book on astronomy and he'll be like "how did you know i was hyperfixating on black holes??" and she'll be like "i didn't" and the other way around as well. alec asks for their help buying gifts for the other more often than not, but izzy realized a long time ago that magnus likes alec's gifts better than hers, because even tho they aren't always a perfect fit, they are always so thoughtful and blow him away even tho that was in no way alec's intention (see: the omamori)

also izzy is fiercely protective of alec, magnus, and their relationship as a whole, which sometimes really warms magnus' heart when she just. jumps in to their defense when someone is being bitchy, you know? it's nice that she has their back

and i think thats all i have for now but aaa i love them

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Rick Sanchez Headcanons (Rick and Morty)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is a request from YouTube and oh my lord, the amount of research I had to do for this was obscene! Anyways I hope you enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Rick Sanchez is not Yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!!!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Rick From Rick and Morty- 

.Rick, is, in fact, a genius, but he is also an alcoholic, hot mess of a mass murderer. 

.But there is one thing we cannot deny about Rick, and that is that he loved two women in his life very much. 

.Diane his late wife, and Unity. These two women he had a deep bond with and when his wife was killed he spent his whole life hunting down the man that did it. 

.This caused him to become the man he is, a mad scientist. 

.Now in comes you, you just met Rick by chance a completely normal human, with a completely normal life. 

.Meeting this man has changed everything about your life and has made Rick completely obsessed with you. 

.It was obsession at first sight, he fell for you good and hard and knew you were the one for him. 

.He finally has felt something that he has not felt in a long time. 

.He is a very unstable yandere. 

.He manipulates you into coming with him on various missions. 

.He is a super toxic yandere that will manipulate you, most likely kidnap you, and possibly experiment on you. 

.He does care for you, and when your safety is on the line, he feels like his world might end. 

.And if someone did put your safety at risk, he would not just kill them, he would not just torture them. 

.He would make a world of all their greatest fears, and pain, and make them immortal, so every time they die they would have to go through it again and again and again. 

.He would make them suffer and he would take enjoyment in it. 

.He deals with rivals in a similar way, a bit at least. 

.First, he would try and buy them off, if that does not work he will threaten them, if that does not work he will just straight up shoot them. 

.Rick is a genius and in his mind the best of all Ricks. So of course he knows that he is the best match for you. 

.He is once again very toxic, he is manipulating you to only depend on him. 

.And also getting rid of anyone that would try and get in the way of his relationship with you. 

.He would want to possess you and be the only person you can depend on in your life. 

.He is very possessive and controlling of you and becomes very jealous very easily. 

.He is also the one who might just kidnap you and take you to a dimension where it is just you and him. 

.so that way no one will be able to take you away. 

.When he does confess his love he Is supper excited and maybe a little bit buzzed. 

.If you accept his love get ready for so GILF Grandpa I would Like to FUCK, sex. 

.If you turn him down, he takes this as a huge betrayal and we all have seen how well he reacts when that happens. 

.So he would one hundred percent kidnap you and make you love him by putting in a brain chip that makes you feel good when you are around him. 

.So that you would think you like him and your brain chemicals will make you have the same effect around Rick around someone you would be in love with. 

.It does not take your consent away but it does manipulate the hell out of you. AND Is a total invasion of your body's anatomy. 

.Rick does not care cause in his mind you still chose him so that means you want him and he finally has the love of his life. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, oof Rick sure does have a lot of layers, and man do I feel bad for his family! Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all my sexy muffins!] 

Yandere Rick Sanchez X Gender Neutral Listener (Rick and Morty) 

[bolintheturtleduck]

Song Ranking

So I did that song ranking thing and it took HOURS. literal HOURS. Don’t ever do it, I won’t even link it. I hated doing it. But here is my list. And dare I say my Top 130 is immaculate hjgkhg

Some of this is not really accurate though. Could be me or the generator. Like ‘Cold Hearted’ being 500 something???? Not in my house. 

Also don’t go looking for christmas songs. They are all somewhere down there lmao

Anyways! Let’s go!

1 Nasty / Rhythm Nation

1 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You

3 Be Okay

4 Love You Like A Love Song

4 Seasons Of Love

6 Mustang Sally

7 So Emotional

8 Tightrope

9 Barely Breathing

10 Cough Syrup

11 Shake It Out

11 The Boy Is Mine

13 Back To Black

14 Valerie

15 Paradise By The Dashboard Light

16 River Deep, Mountain High

17 Problem

18 Faithfully

19 Gloria

20 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

21 How Will I Know

22 We Are Young

23 How To Be A Heartbreaker

24 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move

25 If I Die Young

26 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty

27 Bust Your Windows

28 Candyman

29 American Boy

30 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams

31 If I Can't Have You

32 It's All Coming Back To Me Now

33 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy

34 ABC

35 Bad Romance

36 It's Too Late

37 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio

38 I Wish

39 Need You Now

40 Landslide

41 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer

42 Thriller / Heads Will Roll

43 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)

44 There Are Worse Things I Could Do

45 Losing My Religion

46 The Edge Of Glory

47 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version)

48 Make You Feel My Love

49 My Prerogative

50 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella

51 Songbird

52 Spotlight

53 Mine

54 Take Me Or Leave Me

55 Take Me To Church

56 No Surrender

57 Never Say Never

58 Constant Craving

59 Brave

60 Born This Way

61 Pumpin' Blood

62 Blame It (On The Alcohol)

63 Glad You Came

64 Give Your Heart A Break

65 It's All Over

66 It's Not Right, But It's Okay

67 Everybody Talks

68 Here Comes The Sun

69 Into The Groove

70 In Your Eyes

71 I Don't Want To Know

72 I Lived

73 I Kissed A Girl

74 Halo / Walking On Sunshine

75 You Can't Stop The Beat

76 She's Not There

77 Nutbush City Limits

78 True Colors

79 Can't Fight This Feeling

80 Breakaway

81 Dancing Queen

82 Don't Stop Me Now

83 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

84 Empire State Of Mind

85 Doo Wop (That Thing)

86 Arthur's Theme

87 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy

88 Toxic

89 This Is The New Year

90 Last Name

91 3

92 A Change Would Do You Good

93 Got To Get You Into My Life

94 Tongue Tied

95 Smooth Criminal

96 Papa Don't Preach

97 Animal

97 Another One Bites The Dust

99 Don't Speak

100 Don't You Want Me

101 A Hard Day's Night

102 Some Nights

103 Somebody That I Used To Know

104 Superstition

105 Survivor / I Will Survive

106 My Life Would Suck Without You

107 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

108 Misery

109 My Love Is Your Love

110 Somewhere Only We Know

111 Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

112 Me Against The Music

113 I Follow Rivers

114 Mean

115 Here's To Us

116 Stronger

117 Summer Nights

118 Make No Mistake, She's Mine

119 Love Song

120 Waiting For A Girl Like You

121 We Got The Beat

122 We Found Love

123 We've Got Tonite

124 Love Shack

125 The Scientist

126 Love Is A Battlefield

127 Run Joey Run

128 Wings

129 When I Get You Alone

130 Uptown Girl

131 Roots Before Branches

132 I'm The Only One

132 I've Gotta Be Me

134 Hopelessly Devoted To You

135 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another

136 Dinosaur

137 Dog Days Are Over

138 Hung Up

139 Everytime

140 Go Your Own Way

141 Every Breath You Take

142 Fire And Rain

143 Fighter

144 Not While I'm Around

145 Not The Boy Next Door

146 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly

147 Girl On Fire

148 Oops!... I Did It Again

149 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind

150 Stereo Hearts

151 Bills, Bills, Bills

152 Somebody Loves You

153 Hold It Against Me

154 Turning Tables

155 Wide Awake

156 You May Be Right

157 Cell Block Tango

158 A Boy Like That

159 All Out Of Love

160 Alfie

161 Jessie's Girl

162 I'm A Slave 4 U

163 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

164 I'll Stand By You (Amber)

165 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

166 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)

167 Lovefool

168 Just Can't Get Enough

169 Just Give Me A Reason

170 Keep Holding On

171 Like A Virgin

172 New York State Of Mind

173 My Dark Side

174 More Than A Feeling

174 My Cup

176 I Want To Hold Your Hand

177 I Want To Break Free

178 I Want To Know What Love Is

179 I Want You Back

180 Teenage Dream

181 Take My Breath Away

182 America

183 Glory Days

184 I Say A Little Prayer

184 I Wanna Sex You Up

186 I Will Always Love You

187 A Thousand Years

188 Like A Prayer

189 Don't Rain On My Parade

190 Disco Inferno

191 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals)

192 Dream On

193 Get It Right

194 Gold Digger

195 Telephone

196 Without You

197 You're The One That I Want

198 Tell Him

199 Let Me Love You

200 Good Vibrations

200 Raise Your Glass

202 Run The World (Girls)

203 Gimme More

204 Hey Jude

204 How Deep Is Your Love

206 Higher Ground

207 Vogue

208 Something's Coming

209 Footloose

210 Forget You

211 Gives You Hell

212 Everybody Wants To Rule The World

213 Far From Over

214 Fat Bottomed Girls

215 Hair / Crazy In Love

216 Hall Of Fame

216 Hello

216 Hello, I Love You

216 Somebody To Love

216 Time Warp

216 To Love You More

222 Last Friday Night

223 Hate On Me

224 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'

225 Locked Out Of Heaven

226 Rose's Turn

227 Everybody Hurts

227 Express Yourself

227 Loser

227 Shout It Out Loud

231 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours

232 Pompeii

233 Party All The Time

234 Our Day Will Come

235 Perfect

236 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone

237 Greased Lightning

237 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

237 Live While We're Young

240 Firework

240 Love Child

242 Fire

243 You're All I Need To Get By

244 The Scientist (Acapella)

245 Afternoon Delight

246 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)

247 Listen To Your Heart

248 Tik Tok

249 You Keep Me Hangin' On

250 The Rose

251 You Can't Always Get What You

Want

252 Let's Have A Kiki

252 Listen

254 Pretending

255 More Than A Woman

256 More Than Words

257 Hot For Teacher

257 No One Is Alone

257 Not The End

257 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 257 O Christmas Tree

257 One Hand, One Heart

257 One

257 Only Child

257 Proud Mary

266 Heroes

267 Hey Ya!

268 Getting Married Today

268 Happy

270 Hell To The No

271 Night Fever

271 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club

Band

273 The Music Of The Night

273 The Only Exception 273 The Rain In Spain 273 The Safety Dance 273 Thousand Miles 278 Billionaire

278 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 278 The Happening

278 The Lady Is A Tramp

282 Borderline / Open Your Heart 282 Born To Hand Jive

284 Control

284 The Longest Time

286 Give Up The Funk

287 Chasing Pavements

288 Man In The Mirror

288 Say

288 Sexy And I Know It 288 Shout

292 Marry The Night

293 Mamma Mia

294 Loser Like Me

295 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1)

296 Colorblind

297 Diva

297 Don't Cry For Me Argentina

299 Don't Dream It's Over

300 Let It Be

301 Don't Stop

302 Highway To Hell

302 Hold On

302 Holding Out For A Hero 302 We Will Rock You

302 What I Did For Love

302 What It Feels Like For A Girl

308 Take On Me

309 For Once In My Life

309 Good Riddance (Time Of Your

Life)

309 Hello Goodbye

309 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

309 Home

309 Homeward Bound / Home 309 Honesty

309 Human Nature

317 Drive My Car

317 For Good

317 I'll Remember

320 I'll Stand By You (Cory)

321 On My Own

321 Taking Chances

321 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 321 Werewolves Of London

325 My Man

326 My Life

327 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

327 Never Going Back Again 327 No Scrubs

330 Creep

331 Come What May

332 Never Can Say Goodbye

333 Who Are You Now?

334 You Give Love A Bad Name

335 Womanizer

336 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

337 Come See About Me

337 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 337 People

337 Popular

337 River

337 Roar

337 Rolling In The Deep 337 Santa Baby

345 Boogie Shoes

346 At Last

347 I'm The Greatest Star

348 Jar Of Hearts

349 It's Time

350 It's My Life / Confessions Part II

351 It's Not Unusual

352 I'm So Excited

352 I'm Still Here

354 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 354 Don't You (Forget About Me) 354 Dreams

354 Unchained Melody

354 Uptown Funk

359 Bohemian Rhapsody

359 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 359 Lucky

362 Don't Stand So Close To Me /

Young Girl

363 Bridge Over Troubled Water

363 Bust A Move

365 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

366 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

(Reprise)

367 Longest Time

368 Applause

369 All Of Me

370 Any Way You Want It

370 Anything Could Happen

372 Red Solo Cup

372 Rock Lobster

372 Rockin' Around The Christmas

Tree 372 Rockstar

376 Saving All My Love For You

377 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life

377 Piano Man 377 Poison 377 Poker Face

381 A House Is Not A Home

382 4 Minutes

383 Black Or White

384 Blackbird

385 All By Myself

385 Smile

385 You Make Me Feel So Young

388 Wrecking Ball

389 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural

Woman

389 (You're) Having My Baby

391 Superman

392 Ain't No Way

392 Stayin' Alive

394 Still Got Tonight

394 The Most Wonderful Day Of The

Year

394 The Way You Look Tonight / You're Never Fully Dressed Without A

Smile 394 This Time

394 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?

399 They Long To Be Close To You

400 All About That Bass 400 Sing!

400 So Far Away

400 Some People

404 Addicted To Love

404 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash

404 Sing

404 Someday We'll Be Together 404 Somethin' Stupid

404 Something

404 Somewhere

404 Stand

412 Scream

413 Rather Be

414 Next To Me

414 No Air

414 Papa Can You Hear Me? 414 Physical

414 Piece Of My Heart

414 Pinball Wizard

414 Pony

414 Rehab

422 La Isla Bonita

422 Lean On Me

422 Let's Wait Awhile

422 Little Drummer Boy

422 Little Girls

427 Light Up The World

428 Science Fiction Double Feature

428 Silent Night 428 Silly Love Songs

431 Le Jazz Hot

432 Out Here On My Own

432 Pure Imagination

434 School's Out

435 Hey, Soul Sister

435 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 435 Sway

438 I Believe In A Thing Called Love

439 I Have Nothing

440 I Am Changing

441 I Saw Her Standing There

441 I Was Here

441 I Won't Give Up

441 I'll Be Home For Christmas 441 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 446 Funny Girl

446 I Look To You

446 I Only Have Eyes For You 446 I Still Believe / Super Bass 446 Story Of My Life

451 I Love New York / New York, New

York

452 What Makes You Beautiful

453 What The World Needs Now

454 An Innocent Man

454 Bad

454 Because You Loved Me

454 Bein' Green

454 ByeByeBye/IWantItThatWay 454 IfIWereABoy

454 Take A Bow

454 Take Me Home Tonight

462 Barracuda

463 Beauty School Drop Out

464 Chandelier

465 Baby It's You

466 It Must Have Been Love

467 At The Ballet

468 Baby One More Time

469 Beautiful

469 Being Alive

469 We Built This City

472 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 472 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 472 I Love It

472 Isn't She Lovely

476 All That Jazz

476 Blurred Lines

476 Bootylicious

476 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 476 Father Figure

476 Fight For Your Right (To Party)

476 Flashdance... What A Feeling

483 I Don't Know How To Love Him

484 Fix You

484 I Could Have Danced All Night 486 Push It

486 Rainbow Connection 486 Rise

489 Promises, Promises

490 Oh Chanukah

490 Ohio

490 One Love (People Get Ready) 490 Only The Good Die Young 494 Baby

494 Dancing With Myself

494 Defying Gravity

497 Baby, It's Cold Outside

498 Cherish / Cherish

498 Christmas Wrapping 498 Closer

498 Downtown

498 Endless Love

498 Forever Young

498 Friday I'm In Love 498 Friday

498 Gangnam Style

498 Get Back

498 Safety Dance

509 Cold Hearted

510 Clarity

511 Centerfold / Hot In Herre

511 Just The Way You Are 513 Jumpin', Jumpin'

513 Kiss

515 Juke Box Hero

515 L-O-V-E

517 Jolene

518 Jump

518 La Cucaracha

520 Dream A Little Dream

521 A Little Less Conversation

521 Beth

521 Bitch

521 Don't Sleep In The Subway 521 Girls Just Want To Have Fun 521 Have Yourself A Merry Little

Christmas 521 Help!

521 I Dreamed A Dream 521 I'm His Child

521 I'm Still Standing 521 Ice Ice Baby

521 Imagine

521 In My Life

521 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 521 Lose My Breath

521 Memory

521 Outcast

521 Over The Rainbow

521 Same Love

521 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 521 Teach Your Children

521 Tell Me Something Good

521 The Final Countdown

521 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 545 Big Ass Heart

545 I Love L.A.

545 I Melt With You

548 Big Girls Don't Cry

548 Mary's Boy Child

548 O Holy Night

548 On Our Way

548 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One

Beer

548 One Less Bell To Answer

554 Maybe This Time 554 My Favourite Things 554 My Sharona

557 Marry You

558 Cool

559 Cool Kids

560 Celebrity Skin

560 Cheek To Cheek

560 Dance The Night Away

560 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl

560 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 560 Don't Wanna Lose You

560 Feliz Navidad

560 Here Comes Santa Claus 560 I Know What Boys Like

560 I Know Where I've Been 560 Trouty Mouth

571 Total Eclipse Of The Heart

572 Don't Make Me Over

573 Call Me Maybe

574 We Are The Champions

575 Time After Time

576 Bring Him Home

576 Broadway Baby 576 Buenos Aires 576 Burning Up 576 Yesterday

581 Boys / Boyfriend

582 Mercy

582 You Get What You Give

582 You Have More Friends Than You

Know

582 You Learn / You've Got A Friend

582 You Should Be Dancing

582 You're All The World To Me 582 You're My Best Friend

582 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 590 Break Free

590 Jingle Bell Rock 590 Jingle Bells

590 Joy To The World 590 One Of Us

590 Tonight

590 You're The Top

590 You've Got To Hide Your Love

Away

590 Your Song

599 To Sir, With Love

600 Torn

601 Wake Me Up

601 Wannabe

601 Wedding Bell Blues

604 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me

604 UpUpUp

606 All Or Nothing

606 Alone

606 Cry

606 Leaving On A Jet Plane

606 Let It Go

606 Mickey

606 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 606 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 606 Try A Little Tenderness

606 U Can't Touch This

606 Uninvited

606 Vacation

606 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 606 What Kind Of Fool

606 Whistle

606 Will You Love Me Tomorrow /

Head Over Feet 606 Wishin' And Hoping

606 YouAndI/YouAndI

624 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

624 Do You Hear What I Hear? 624 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh

Yeah)

624 Lucky Star

624 Merry Christmas Darling 629 Damn It, Janet

629 Danny's Song

629 Daydream Believer

629 Deck The Rooftop

629 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 634 All I Want For Christmas Is You 634 Angels We Have Heard On High 634 Anything Goes / Anything You Can

Do

634 As If We Never Said Goodbye

634 As Long As You're There 634 Bamboleo / Hero

634 Bella Notte

634 Copacabana

634 Do They Know It's Christmas? 634 Last Christmas

634 Let It Snow

634 We Need A Little Christmas

634 Welcome Christmas

634 Whenever I Call You Friend

634 Whip It

634 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life

650 All You Need Is Love

651 Americano / Dance Again

652 Crush

653 Big Spender

653 Make 'Em Laugh

653 White Christmas

653 Yeah!

657 (Charlie Chaplin song)

657 (originally by Michael Bublé) 657 Away In A Manger

657 Baby Got Back

657 Christmas Eve With You 657 Come Sail Away

657 You Are Woman, I Am Man 657 You Spin Me Round (Like A

Record)

665 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

666 Starlight Express

666 The Trolley Song

666 The Winner Takes It All

666 There's A Light (Over At The

Frankenstein Place) 670 Take Care Of Yourself

671 Sweet Caroline

672 Ben

672 Best Day Of My Life 672 Blue Christmas

672 Candles

676 Starships

676 Suddenly Seymour 676 Sweet Transvestite

679 Thong Song

680 The Fox (What Does The Fox

Say?)

680 The Living Years

682 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

682 The First Noël

[angelhummel]

once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]

1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: black-john-lennon

@black-john-lennon

Favourite character: Blaine Anderson

Least favourite character: Sue Sylvester

Favourite season: Season 5

Least favourite season: Season 3

Mean song rating: 6.69

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 8.35

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 9.59

Mean song rating season 1: 7.08

Mean song rating season 2: 6.88

Mean song rating season 3: 6.53

Mean song rating season 4: 6.42

Mean song rating season 5: 6.63

Mean song rating season 6: 6.6

Songs rated: 696

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by Black-john-lennon, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by Black-john-lennon. 10 was assigned 134 times, 9 was assigned 74 times, 8 was assigned 93 times, 7 was assigned 98 times, 6 was assigned 88 times, 5 was assigned 72 times, 4 was assigned 40 times, 3 was assigned 24 times, 2 was assigned 25 times, 1 was assigned 48 times, and 6 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x01 - Respect

2. (10) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

3. (10) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

4. (10) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

5. (10) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

6. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

7. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

8. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

9. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

10. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

11. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

12. (10) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

13. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

14. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

15. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

16. (10) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

17. (10) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

18. (10) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

19. (10) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

20. (10) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

21. (10) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

22. (10) - S2x15 - Animal

23. (10) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

24. (10) - S2x16 - Misery

25. (10) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

26. (10) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

27. (10) - S2x16 - Only Child

28. (10) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

29. (10) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

30. (10) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

31. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

32. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way

33. (10) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

34. (10) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

35. (10) - S2x21 - Some People

36. (10) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

37. (10) - S2x22 - My Cup

38. (10) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

39. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

40. (10) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

41. (10) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

42. (10) - S3x03 - Spotlight

43. (10) - S3x04 - Candyman

44. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

45. (10) - S3x08 - Control

46. (10) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

47. (10) - S3x08 - ABC

48. (10) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

49. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

50. (10) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

51. (10) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

52. (10) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

53. (10) - S3x11 - Ben

54. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

55. (10) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

56. (10) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

57. (10) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

58. (10) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

59. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

60. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

61. (10) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

62. (10) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

63. (10) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

64. (10) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

65. (10) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

66. (10) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

67. (10) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

68. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

69. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

70. (10) - S4x01 - It's Time

71. (10) - S4x02 - 3

72. (10) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

73. (10) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

74. (10) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

75. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist

76. (10) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

77. (10) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

78. (10) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

79. (10) - S4x07 - Heroes

80. (10) - S4x07 - Some Nights

81. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

82. (10) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

83. (10) - S4x11 - Tell Him

84. (10) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

85. (10) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

86. (10) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

87. (10) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

88. (10) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

89. (10) - S4x15 - Shout

90. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May

91. (10) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

92. (10) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

93. (10) - S4x21 - I Wish

94. (10) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

95. (10) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

96. (10) - S4x21 - Superstition

97. (10) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

98. (10) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

99. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

100. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

101. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

102. (10) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

103. (10) - S5x04 - Applause

104. (10) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

105. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

106. (10) - S5x06 - Piano Man

107. (10) - S5x06 - My Life

108. (10) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

109. (10) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

110. (10) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

111. (10) - S5x10 - The Happening

112. (10) - S5x10 - Hold On

113. (10) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

114. (10) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

115. (10) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

116. (10) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

117. (10) - S5x15 - Colorblind

118. (10) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

119. (10) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

120. (10) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

121. (10) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

122. (10) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

123. (10) - S5x20 - All of Me

124. (10) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

125. (10) - S6x02 - Tightrope

126. (10) - S6x02 - Home

127. (10) - S6x11 - Chandelier

128. (10) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

129. (10) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

130. (10) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

131. (10) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

132. (10) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

133. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived

134. (10) - S6x13 - This Time

135. (9) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

136. (9) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

137. (9) - S1x01 - On My Own

138. (9) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

139. (9) - S1x02 - Push It

140. (9) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

141. (9) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

142. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

143. (9) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

144. (9) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

145. (9) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

146. (9) - S1x19 - Dream On

147. (9) - S1x20 - Beth

148. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

149. (9) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

150. (9) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

151. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You

152. (9) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

153. (9) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

154. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie

155. (9) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

156. (9) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

157. (9) - S2x11 - She's Not There

158. (9) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

159. (9) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

160. (9) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

161. (9) - S2x16 - Blackbird

162. (9) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

163. (9) - S2x21 - Back to Black

164. (9) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

165. (9) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

166. (9) - S3x03 - Cool

167. (9) - S3x03 - It's All Over

168. (9) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

169. (9) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

170. (9) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

171. (9) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

172. (9) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

173. (9) - S3x11 - Human Nature

174. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack

175. (9) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

176. (9) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

177. (9) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

178. (9) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

179. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

180. (9) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

181. (9) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

182. (9) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

183. (9) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

184. (9) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

185. (9) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

186. (9) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

187. (9) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

188. (9) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

189. (9) - S4x20 - Longest Time

190. (9) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

191. (9) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

192. (9) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

193. (9) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

194. (9) - S5x11 - I Love LA

195. (9) - S5x12 - Valerie

196. (9) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

197. (9) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

198. (9) - S5x20 - American Boy

199. (9) - S6x01 - Sing

200. (9) - S6x02 - Take On Me

201. (9) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

202. (9) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

203. (9) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

204. (9) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

205. (9) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

206. (9) - S6x08 - At Last

207. (9) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

208. (9) - S6x10 - Rather Be

209. (8) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

210. (8) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

211. (8) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

212. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

213. (8) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

214. (8) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

215. (8) - S1x12 - Jump

216. (8) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

217. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

218. (8) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

219. (8) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

220. (8) - S1x15 - Vogue

221. (8) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

222. (8) - S1x17 - Physical

223. (8) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

224. (8) - S1x20 - Poker Face

225. (8) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

226. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

227. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

228. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully

229. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

230. (8) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

231. (8) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

232. (8) - S2x01 - Telephone

233. (8) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

234. (8) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

235. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic

236. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

237. (8) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

238. (8) - S2x04 - Sing!

239. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

240. (8) - S2x07 - Forget You

241. (8) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

242. (8) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

243. (8) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

244. (8) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

245. (8) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

246. (8) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

247. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

248. (8) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

249. (8) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

250. (8) - S3x05 - America

251. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

252. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect

253. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

254. (8) - S3x08 - We Are Young

255. (8) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

256. (8) - S3x10 - We Found Love

257. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

258. (8) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

259. (8) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

260. (8) - S3x21 - Starships

261. (8) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

262. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

263. (8) - S4x02 - Womanizer

264. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

265. (8) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

266. (8) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

267. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

268. (8) - S4x13 - Diva

269. (8) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

270. (8) - S4x15 - Footloose

271. (8) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

272. (8) - S4x17 - Wannabe

273. (8) - S4x17 - Copacabana

274. (8) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

275. (8) - S4x22 - To Love You More

276. (8) - S5x01 - Help!

277. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

278. (8) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

279. (8) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

280. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be

281. (8) - S5x04 - Roar

282. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way

283. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

284. (8) - S5x12 - Happy

285. (8) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

286. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

287. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

288. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii

289. (8) - S6x02 - Problem

290. (8) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

291. (8) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

292. (8) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

293. (8) - S6x05 - Father Figure

294. (8) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

295. (8) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

296. (8) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

297. (8) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

298. (8) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

299. (8) - S6x09 - Break Free

300. (8) - S6x10 - Rise

301. (8) - S6x12 - Popular

302. (7) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

303. (7) - S1x01 - Rehab

304. (7) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

305. (7) - S1x05 - Alone

306. (7) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

307. (7) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

308. (7) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

309. (7) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

310. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

311. (7) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

312. (7) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

313. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

314. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

315. (7) - S1x15 - Burning Up

316. (7) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

317. (7) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

318. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

319. (7) - S1x21 - Loser

320. (7) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

321. (7) - S2x01 - Billionaire

322. (7) - S2x01 - Listen

323. (7) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

324. (7) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

325. (7) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

326. (7) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

327. (7) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

328. (7) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

329. (7) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

330. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

331. (7) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

332. (7) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

333. (7) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

334. (7) - S2x11 - Need You Now

335. (7) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

336. (7) - S2x13 - Baby

337. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

338. (7) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

339. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams

340. (7) - S2x19 - Songbird

341. (7) - S2x20 - Friday

342. (7) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

343. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

344. (7) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

345. (7) - S3x01 - Big Spender

346. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

347. (7) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

348. (7) - S3x07 - Jolene

349. (7) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

350. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

351. (7) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

352. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

353. (7) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

354. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

355. (7) - S3x15 - Fighter

356. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

357. (7) - S3x16 - Night Fever

358. (7) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

359. (7) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

360. (7) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

361. (7) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

362. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

363. (7) - S4x08 - Whistle

364. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas

365. (7) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

366. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

367. (7) - S4x13 - Hung Up

368. (7) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

369. (7) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

370. (7) - S4x16 - Closer

371. (7) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

372. (7) - S4x19 - Next to Me

373. (7) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

374. (7) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

375. (7) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

376. (7) - S5x02 - Something

377. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

378. (7) - S5x03 - No Surrender

379. (7) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

380. (7) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

381. (7) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

382. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria

383. (7) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

384. (7) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

385. (7) - S5x12 - Toxic

386. (7) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

387. (7) - S5x14 - Downtown

388. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

389. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

390. (7) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

391. (7) - S6x01 - Uninvited

392. (7) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

393. (7) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

394. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away

395. (7) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

396. (7) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

397. (7) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

398. (7) - S6x12 - Pony

399. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

400. (6) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

401. (6) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

402. (6) - S1x05 - Last Name

403. (6) - S1x05 - Cabaret

404. (6) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

405. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

406. (6) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

407. (6) - S1x08 - Thong Song

408. (6) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

409. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

410. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

411. (6) - S1x10 - Endless Love

412. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine

413. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

414. (6) - S1x11 - True Colors

415. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

416. (6) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

417. (6) - S1x14 - Hello

418. (6) - S1x16 - Beautiful

419. (6) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

420. (6) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

421. (6) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

422. (6) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

423. (6) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

424. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger

425. (6) - S2x03 - I Look to You

426. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

427. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us

428. (6) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

429. (6) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

430. (6) - S2x05 - Time Warp

431. (6) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

432. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

433. (6) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

434. (6) - S2x08 - Sway

435. (6) - S2x09 - The Living Years

436. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

437. (6) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

438. (6) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

439. (6) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

440. (6) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

441. (6) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

442. (6) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

443. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

444. (6) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

445. (6) - S2x22 - For Good

446. (6) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

447. (6) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

448. (6) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

449. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

450. (6) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

451. (6) - S3x17 - So Emotional

452. (6) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

453. (6) - S3x18 - School's Out

454. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

455. (6) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

456. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

457. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

458. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

459. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

460. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

461. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

462. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

463. (6) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

464. (6) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

465. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

466. (6) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

467. (6) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

468. (6) - S4x18 - Your Song

469. (6) - S4x19 - Outcast

470. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It

471. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

472. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

473. (6) - S5x02 - Revolution

474. (6) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

475. (6) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

476. (6) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

477. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

478. (6) - S5x13 - Be Okay

479. (6) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

480. (6) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

481. (6) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

482. (6) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

483. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go

484. (6) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

485. (6) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

486. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

487. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

488. (5) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

489. (5) - S1x03 - Mercy

490. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

491. (5) - S1x04 - Tonight

492. (5) - S1x10 - Crush

493. (5) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

494. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

495. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

496. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

497. (5) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

498. (5) - S1x16 - Fire

499. (5) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

500. (5) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

501. (5) - S2x13 - Sing

502. (5) - S2x14 - My Headband

503. (5) - S2x15 - Landslide

504. (5) - S2x16 - Candles

505. (5) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

506. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!

507. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere

508. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

509. (5) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

510. (5) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

511. (5) - S3x11 - Bad

512. (5) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

513. (5) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

514. (5) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

515. (5) - S3x18 - Cry

516. (5) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

517. (5) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

518. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

519. (5) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

520. (5) - S4x02 - Gimme More

521. (5) - S4x02 - Everytime

522. (5) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

523. (5) - S4x07 - Superman

524. (5) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

525. (5) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

526. (5) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

527. (5) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

528. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

529. (5) - S4x12 - Torn

530. (5) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

531. (5) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

532. (5) - S4x18 - More Than Words

533. (5) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

534. (5) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

535. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday

536. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

537. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back

538. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty

539. (5) - S5x07 - The Fox

540. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

541. (5) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

542. (5) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

543. (5) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

544. (5) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

545. (5) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

546. (5) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

547. (5) - S5x17 - Lovefool

548. (5) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

549. (5) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

550. (5) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

551. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose

552. (5) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

553. (5) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

554. (5) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

555. (5) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

556. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time

557. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

558. (5) - S6x11 - We Built This City

559. (5) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

560. (4) - S1x16 - Home

561. (4) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

562. (4) - S2x04 - Lucky

563. (4) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

564. (4) - S2x08 - Ohio

565. (4) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

566. (4) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

567. (4) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

568. (4) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

569. (4) - S3x11 - Black or White

570. (4) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

571. (4) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

572. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

573. (4) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

574. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

575. (4) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

576. (4) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

577. (4) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

578. (4) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

579. (4) - S4x04 - Mine

580. (4) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

581. (4) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

582. (4) - S4x10 - The First Noel

583. (4) - S4x12 - Love Song

584. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

585. (4) - S4x17 - Creep

586. (4) - S4x18 - Say

587. (4) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

588. (4) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

589. (4) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

590. (4) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

591. (4) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

592. (4) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

593. (4) - S5x10 - Barracuda

594. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

595. (4) - S5x20 - No Time At All

596. (4) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

597. (4) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

598. (4) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

599. (4) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

600. (3) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

601. (3) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

602. (3) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

603. (3) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

604. (3) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

605. (3) - S2x21 - My Man

606. (3) - S3x03 - Fix You

607. (3) - S3x10 - Without You

608. (3) - S3x13 - You're the Top

609. (3) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

610. (3) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

611. (3) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

612. (3) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

613. (3) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

614. (3) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

615. (3) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

616. (3) - S5x08 - Love Child

617. (3) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

618. (3) - S5x09 - Breakaway

619. (3) - S5x11 - Vacation

620. (3) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

621. (3) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

622. (3) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

623. (3) - S6x06 - Alfie

624. (2) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

625. (2) - S2x12 - Firework

626. (2) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

627. (2) - S2x17 - All By Myself

628. (2) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

629. (2) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

630. (2) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

631. (2) - S3x09 - River

632. (2) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

633. (2) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

634. (2) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

635. (2) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

636. (2) - S3x22 - In My Life

637. (2) - S3x22 - Glory Days

638. (2) - S3x22 - Forever Young

639. (2) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

640. (2) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

641. (2) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

642. (2) - S4x22 - Clarity

643. (2) - S4x22 - Wings

644. (2) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

645. (2) - S5x09 - Brave

646. (2) - S5x19 - Memory

647. (2) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

648. (2) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

649. (1) - S1x18 - One

650. (1) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

651. (1) - S2x15 - Kiss

652. (1) - S2x16 - Get It Right

653. (1) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

654. (1) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

655. (1) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

656. (1) - S2x22 - Pretending

657. (1) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

658. (1) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

659. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

660. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight

661. (1) - S3x11 - Scream

662. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

663. (1) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

664. (1) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

665. (1) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

666. (1) - S3x14 - Stand

667. (1) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

668. (1) - S3x20 - Mean

669. (1) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

670. (1) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

671. (1) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

672. (1) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

673. (1) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

674. (1) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

675. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

676. (1) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

677. (1) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

678. (1) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

679. (1) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

680. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

681. (1) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

682. (1) - S4x20 - Little Girls

683. (1) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

684. (1) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

685. (1) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

686. (1) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

687. (1) - S5x11 - America

688. (1) - S5x14 - Rockstar

689. (1) - S5x14 - People

690. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It

691. (1) - S6x04 - Bitch

692. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona

693. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love

694. (1) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

695. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over

696. (1) - S6x11 - Mickey

697. (NA) - S1x07 - No Air

698. (NA) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

699. (NA) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

700. (NA) - S3x13 - Home

701. (NA) - S5x17 - NYC

702. (NA) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

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I’d love to hear more about Mad Scientist please!! 🥰👀

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This was inspired by @clearwillow and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and COVID. Because most things in my life are inspired by @clearwillow. Specifically Strange...which everyone should TOTALLY check out! With her permission though, I followed the urge for an evening to see what happened. 

I started this...I think last year. I can’t recall anymore because...what is time?? Anyways! It’s a modern take on the classic... And...Here’s the first highly unedited chapter. Sometimes I need to just...write the first chapter so I can refocus on the babies that are already “out”. 

List of WIPs HERE

“Your request to move forward with human trials has been denied.”

“Denied.”

Denied.

The word swirled around his brain like the steam in the shower, flooding his senses and  clogging his brain. It kept repeating itself over and over and over and over again…He was sick of it. This wasn’t the first time. Hell, it wasn’t even the second. 

No. 

This was the third time, and he was running out of funding...but what the hell was he supposed to do? He wasn’t approved to take his project to the next level! And it was absurd! They needed to begin testing immediately. 

They just…

They had to. 

Inuyasha closed his eyes, allowing the nearly scalding water to run down his body as the spray of the shower coated his flesh. He liked it hot. He hoped it would wash the feeling of failure from him. 

Denied.

Bunch of pricks. The whole lot of them. 

He turned the knobs, the metal squeaking as he stopped the flow of water from the head above, and wrang the excess out of his long black hair. He watched it pour to the tile below his feet as he opened the glass door, grabbing the towel on the hook just outside the shower. 

Denied.

Maybe...maybe he shouldn’t try a fourth time. Maybe he needed to refocus his attention. Give up the lab and start teaching. 

What was the saying?

Those who can’t do, teach?

He didn’t feel like he could do, that was for certain. 

He sighed, stepping out of the shower and smoothing a hand across the glass of the mirror above the sink. 

Denied.

Sunken, taupe eyes stared hollowly back at him. Frown lines marred his forehead. Stress was etched across his face. A face that should be more vibrant. Excited. Determined. It sure as hell used to be. What had happened to him?

Denied.

He smiled sullenly at the face in the mirror, and the expression was returned to him. 

Denied.

He should update his resume. Start applying for teaching jobs. He was a waste. All those years of schooling...all those years in the lab...What was it even for? He had nothing to show for it.

He closed his eyes and the image of his lab partner floated past his mind’s eye. 

Kagome Higurashi. Smart. Funny. Sexy. Completely out of his league, and yet inexplicably single. He just didn’t get it. The woman was perfect. More than perfect. She was…

If Goddesses were real, she may as well be one. 

She was the reason he got out of bed in the morning. Her unflinching determination to get the serum to work. Her unshakable confidence. Her and...Well...The obvious. 

He ran his hand down face, trying to not think of his mother right now. He had been dodging her calls all day. Which, with as perceptive as she was, meant that she already knew. 

Denied.

His hand fell to the edge of the sink and he gripped it between his fists, his knuckles turning white. What was he going to tell her? He’d been so sure that they would be approved. He’d been ready to spend the night with Kagome at a sushi place eating dragon rolls and throwing back sake. Now he was...sullenly eating take out and trying to swallow his egg rolls around a thick throat. 

Denied. 

He was a failure. 

He couldn’t get their approval and now because of it, his mother…

Denied.

He wasn’t ready. 

He wasn’t ready!

Denied. 

He didn’t know what else they could do! Kagome had suggested morphing the protein a little more. Just a bit more, and they would be good to go. They could proceed with the H4NY0U drug, and then they could…

He pinched his eyes shut - his breath hitching in his throat. 

That wasn’t going to happen because he was a fucking failure. He didn’t care what she said. They’d never move forward with it. And it was because the head of the board had a grudge against him. 

____. Fucking asswhipe. He’d hated them since the first grade. How he’d gotten to be the head, he’d never understand. He wasn’t smart. Wasn’t talented. He suspected that the only reason he was interested in this particular project was because of Kagome. 

Sweet, beautiful, smart Kagome…

He sighed and backed away from the sink, pulling the towel from around his waist and rubbing his hair in it. 

Denied.

He tossed it to the floor as he heard the vibrating of his phone from the other side of the room. When he got to it, he saw the litany of missed calls, including this one. All were from his mother, and Kagome. He couldn’t bring himself to call either of them though. He couldn’t handle the disappointment in his mother’s weak voice...or the overly enthusiastic optimism from Kagome.

He just couldn’t handle that right now. 

Denied.

His phone clamored down to the top of his night stand, breaking the otherwise crypt like silence in his bedroom. 

He believed in what he was doing with Kagome. So much. He believed in their mission. In what the H4NY0U serum could do for the weak. Those dying from Y0UK4I virus. Those like…

His mother. 

He pinched his eyes shut and rubbed his fingers in the corners of his eyes, trying to dispel the negative thoughts, but it wasn’t working. He was spiraling again. Thoughts of “how could he let her down” and “failure” were flooding his mind and his chest. He could feel the painful throbbing of his heart with every beat as he tried to pull himself out of it but it was just getting worse. 

He was killing his mother by not being able to convince them to move forward. 

Denied.

She would be dead within the year. 

Denied.

He had promised her he’d help her. 

Denied.

Was this helping her?

Denied.

Was failure helping her?

Denied.

No. It wasn’t. 

Denied.

He was killing her. Just like the Y0UK4I virus.

Denied.

But there was nothing wrong with the serum! 

Denied.

He believed that! He believed that to his very core!

Denied.

Hell, he’d take it if he could!

Denied.

He would!

Denied.

He’d march right into that lab…

Denied.

Pick up a bottle…

Denied.

And give himself a dose. 

Denied.

His face went slack as the idea permeated his being. Take the serum himself. 

Take it. Himself. 

He hadn’t considered that before. It’d never really occurred to him to use himself as the test subject. But...Why the hell not? No, he didn’t have the Y0UK4I virus...but...also...The serum did so much more than cure it. So why couldn’t he take it? Why couldn’t he get stronger? Why couldn’t he improve his overall health with it?

Denied.

That was just a word. That wasn’t his fate. He wasn’t going to let that lone word control himself, or his destiny, or Kagome’s, or his mother’s. 

Denied.

No. He wasn’t going to let that stop him. He believed in their work. Believed in the serum. 

Denied? 

No. 

Accepted.

***

The glass doors of the lab closed nearly silently behind him as he entered. It might have been nearing midnight, but so what? He wasn’t giving himself a chance to second guess this. He believed in this. In them. This was how he was going to prove it. 

Inuyasha set up his cell phone on top of the desk, turning it on to record. 

“Day 0 of the H4NY0U trial,” he began, looking at his visage in the glass screen of his cell phone. “Doctor Kagome Higurashi and I were once again denied moving into clinical trials of our serum. Something that I, strongly believe, is a mistake. I’m not going to wait for the board to continue to deny us our research though,” he explained, noticing the tick in his left jaw muscle from clenching it so hard. 

“I’m going to volunteer myself as a willing subject, just as Alexander Fleming did when he discovered penicillin. I believe just that strongly in the H4NY0U serum. I’m of sound mind, and perfect health. There are no blemishes or rashes on my skin. I’m not currently experiencing any aches or pains. I’m going to move forward with injecting the serum into my right forearm, as I am right handed.”

He quickly stood from the desk and opened the refrigerator in the back, grabbing a syringe and alcohol swab as he returned to his place in front of the camera. He held the materials out in front of the camera, making sure it focused on the serial number on the bottle before he read it aloud.

Inuyasha glanced down at the camera, giving it a small smile as he removed the syringe from it’s plastic packaging, sticking the tip of the needle into the top of the bottle. He read out the exact amount he was drawing, and took an alcohol pad to wipe down and cleanse a part of his skin. 

“This is for you, Ma,” he muttered as he placed the tip of the needle on his skin, closing his eyes. 

He wasn’t going to turn back. 

He couldn’t. 

He couldn’t let her die. Couldn’t let years of research be for nothing. 

He pressed the down on the plunger, and felt the cold liquid shoot into his veins. 

It was done. 

***

“What do you mean you took the serum, Yash?” Kagome demanded, looking at the place he had injected himself in disbelief. His skin was a little red - a little irritated. But wasn’t anything major. It certainly wasn’t worth her fussing over it. 

“I mean I took it,” he shrugged, taking his arm back and hiding it behind his back. “It’s ready. We know it’s ready.”

“But the board--”

“--the board was never going to approve it. You and I both know that now, Kags,” he sighed, unable to bring himself to look her in the eye. “I thought you believed in this…”

“I do,” she insisted. “I’m just...They denied it for a reason…”

“Did they?” he demanded, and he watched her shift her gaze away from him. She doubted it too. He could see it. Clear as day. She thought that they were full of shit too. 

Good. 

It wasn’t just him.

“I’ll be ok, Kagome,” he promised, smiling weakly at her. “Trust me. Trust us,” he insisted, taking her hands in his. Her skin felt so soft…

“Trust us, huh?” she breathed, glancing from their hands back up to his face. “I think I can do that…”

***

He felt hot. 

More than hot. 

His whole body was on fire. He couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t think. 

It was like he was being suffocated as searing pain shot through every joint - every limb - in his whole body. He tumbled out of bed, trying to get to the bathroom. 

He needed to cool off. Needed water. Needed air. 

He shoved his boxers down his scrawny legs, turning the shower on as cold as it could get. His flat chest was coated in a sheen of sweat - as were his thin, wiry arms. He pushed his way into the shower, allowing the cold spray to cool his body. The cold felt good. Calming. For a time. He could feel his muscles contracting beneath his skin. Could feel something happening to his bones. His eyes. His smell. It was overpowering him. 

Can’t think. 

Can’t breathe. 

Can’t…

Can’t…

Darkness. 

***

His teeth were chattering when he awoke. His jaw ached from clenching it so tightly. He was lucky that he didn’t bite his tongue off. The spray of the shower still fell around him, but instead of burning, he was freezing now. His fingers were blue, and he took that as a good sign. 

A horrible side effect of the H4NY0U serum, for sure...but...He was fine. That was what mattered. 

He rose up from the tile floor of this shower and turned the knobs, making the spray stop. His head felt weird. So did his mouth. His tongue felt thick and fuzzy. Like he was hung over, but he hadn’t been drinking. He needed to make note of these side effects. 

This was important research. 

Inuyasha grabbed the towel off the hook outside of the shower, running it through his black hair as he tried to warm up.

He patted it over his face as he stepped out, walking to the mirror above the sink so he could get some water. Maybe wash out this bitter, horrible taste in his mouth. He’d known that there would be side effects, but this...this wasn’t something he had anticipated…

He wrapped the towel around his waist, and turned on the sink, filling the glass beside it with water. When he turned it off, he caught something silver in his mirror out of the corner of his eye. 

He paused. 

Straightened his back. 

And looked in the mirror. 

There, standing behind his shoulder was a perfect copy of himself. Only this copy wasn’t his mirror image. 

His copy was athletic. Strong. Muscles rippled beneath the skin of his naked body. Silver hair flowed down his back and shoulders. A purple, jagged stripe was on each cheek. Pointed ears sat atop his head. Molten red eyes with turquoise pupils stared unflinchingly back at him...a smirk plastered across his face, baring a hint of...fang?

“Hello, weakling.”

His glass slipped from his grip, shattering across the floor as he fainted.