#it is unreal

[ghostfacetheballfondler]

you can't destigmatize mental illness by playing into respectability politics

[valentinoappreciator]

Mmm stuck in an elevator with Valentino 🤤

—Hybrid

If no one else got me, I know you got me, Hybrid 🙏🙏 I dare say I would even PAY to be stuck in an elevator with Valentino………… totally without him knowing that I paid, of course 😂😂

[whentherewerebicycles]

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad night

[twilightmomentswithyou]

also the fact that Ruth Carter from the Black Panther franchise is the FIRST Black woman to win two Oscars??? E V E R?? that is wild and the Academy should be ashamed

[insanity-killed-me]

me chugging energy drinks to finally sleep: i feel called out

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[castielsprostate]

[realpokemon]

turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[valentinoappreciator]

I need to run away from Val, just to hear all the manipulative voice messages he’d send me and for the beating I’d get once he gets me back 🥵

—Hybrid

This is like looking into a mirror 🥴 you're so fucking real, Hybrid!

[sirompp]

the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

[nachosforfree]

I'm obsessed with this tweet

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier: