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my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

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Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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I lost my wallet. It is in my apartment

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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hey bro you wanna play some reindeer games tonight? thought after we could laugh at rudolph and call him names lmao

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friend: how are you today?

me: im doing g--[remembers my friend is a rhythm game player and i should accommodate for that] perfect :-)

friend: :-)

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

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NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

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valuable life lessons from minecraft:

eye contact is dangerous

don't eat rotten meat

you have to sleep sometimes or else the phantoms get you

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ok well at least the cat’s not impossible

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??