#it is lowkey really funny tho

[oobi-oobi-rambles]

I removed my name from all my bios because nobody ever uses it. I think everyone might think it's like an acronym for something like, nah, that's my name 😭

[turtletoria]

[akkivee]

top five moments from the 2gumi dt lmao:

they’re all watching a movie adaptation of one of gentaro’s books!!!! it was not by choice tho lmao gentaro, in true leader/2gumi twin souls fashion, concocted a web of lies to bring everyone together for it LOL

juto and hifumi went to nab their seats while rosho jyushi and jiro chose the snacks!!!! jyushi and jiro started to get into an argument over which is the best popcorn flavour, jiro’s on team caramel and jyushi’s on team butter lmao

when the movie got started, they let gentaro on stage to give a message as the author of the book and when he took stage, jiro and hifumi immediately began loudly cheering for him lmao 🥹🥹🥹 rosho loudly told him they were being too loud so they needed to shut up, juto told him that he was being too loud too so he should shut up and jyushi tearfully said that everyone was too loud pls be quiet LOL

gentaro:………….may i finish my speech now? 🙂 jyushi: y-yes 😭

actually lmao, the real reason gentaro invited them to this movie was to rope them into advertising it using their popularity as drb contestants LOL. gentaro told them tho, jiro would be able to reach the younger generation, hifumi is popular and that’s his strength, jyushi can reach a lot of people with his music, rosho has the ability to guide the youth and juto (gentaro giggles here) can arrest people LOL

[xxplastic-cubexx]

maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.

would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??

it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

ok 1 more oliver day thing. i thought this joke would be kinda funny

[arttsuka]

Octavius singlehandedly forcing me to label this as 'mature'

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about Palamedes is that based on his overall being genuinally a good person vibe I do think he only endangered Telemachus because he was pretty sure Odysseus was lying. After all he knew Odysseus well enough to draw this conclusion.

Wich does open the idea for my man being completly heartbroken and lowkey hated in a reality where he was actually wrong and Odysseus had fully went mad for reals. No one has a good time at all. Also whatever revenge plan Penelope would have in mind would be worse than Odysseus for sure (although I do think Palamedes would fully be "no I do deserve that one actually" after killing her son in front of her and ending Odysseus whole disnasty to prove a point he didn't even prove).

Bonus points if Ody went mad the only way he would via angering a god and the curse is lifted after he kills his son and Agamemnon fully not reading the room is like "cool that was fixed, let's go to war" while everyone else is in shock.

[kierancaz]

I read one to many fanfics and, guys, I think i accidently became a Theodore Nott girl I’m so sorry

[lozenga-arts]

A recent sketch page with ideas from my friends

[joanjettenthusiast]

notice how every "fix-it" fic where clive and maurice end up together never even has alec in it...even the claurices realize (even if subconsciously) that alec's mere presence would have maurice leaving clive's sorry ass for that gamekeeper dick...

[formal-frog-shoes]

Twiststuck stuff i just wanna get out

Im a huge Cater multi-shipper

Normally this wouldn't be a problem

BUT I CAN'T HAVE ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS AU HAVE A FLUSH OR PALE CRUSH ON HIM THAT'S ABSURD!!!

[faunandfloraas]

NOT SOME LIL RAT BREAKING INTO MY BROTHERS CAR AND LEAVING ALL HIS METALS CDS BUT STEALING MY IN LIFE AND ROCKSTAR CDS 😭 KPOP FUCKIN THIEF

[keeps-ache]

i finally have to block a fandom tag bfhsv 💥

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

having an oc story set this year is really fucked up bc i look at the calendar and i'm like "oh shit we got [character]'s death in a few days waow..."

[todayisafridaynight]

still obsessed with how whenever you look up nakai you just get adachi front and center instead of arakawa or like. anyone he's actually played

[mnemosyne-xiv]

The clanks of their footfalls echoed across the Troian garden, the wind picking up. "As I was saying, Golbez, this idea that we can just as easily sway everyone to your cause as you did before won't be so simple considering you lost your precious dragon." Remia lifted her journal a little higher for him to better see all she’d written down these last few evenings. "I've already spoken with countless masters of nearby domains, none of which were eager to listen to what I had to say regarding your dream of restoring this shadowed world. Without some other copious source of aether, you don't have a worthwhile bartering chip. If anything, you're now weak in the eyes of most since it's already common knowledge all four of your archfiends have fallen and you defeated by some outsiders from beyond the rift—myself being among them."

"Get to the point, mage," Golbez said lowly.

"My point is is that you're no longer the face of this operation," she mused, her lips curling into a snarky grin. "Zero is. She can manipulate the light she acquired from the First and you can be, hm... How about our mascot?"

"Mascot?"

"Mascot! It really does suit you quite well."

The memoriate cracked a faint smile. "I believe he'd be better suited to managing those you recruit after you've given them roles to fill.”

Remia sighed, giving her journal a dismissive wave. "Zero, why can't you just let me tease him even a little?" Her hold on her companion's hand tightened some. "But fine, he can be both the babysitter and our mascot." She glanced over her shoulder to flash Zero a warm smile. "Better?"