#it happens especially with ambulances bc

[dezmolad]

what happens every time i go outside

[fagoutboy]

sorry. still thinking

[aithusarosekiller]

The black brothers have so much potential in an assassin au.

Where they're from the assassin organisation run by their parents, Sirius is probably around 6/7 years older so he ends up raising Reg most of the time as their parents are busy. Sirius manages to get away and hide from them all, then Regulus ends up taking over when their parents die. He dedicates years to finding his brother out of a weird place of both care and resentment for the boy that raised him then fucked off and abandoned the legacy. He finds him but just sits on the info for a while.

Regulus sending someone to kill his brother completely unprovoked (because sending someone else is cold, professional, and detached- it sends a message) then stepping in at the last minute to save him by killing the employee he sent.

Sirius who knew what was happening and could've fought back at any moment but he wanted to see how far it would go so he just let it happen. Laughing a little when Reg comes out of nowhere and kills someone's they've known for decades. They're silent for a while then, because it's been a decade since they've seen each other, they go into autopilot and hug it out for about 3 minutes before Sirius tries to plunge a knife into his leg as payback. They fight for a bit then Reg just steals the knife and leaves all bitter.

It starts an odd pattern of them almost killing each other but it's just their way of showing affection and understanding that they've learnt from their upbringing. I'm talking Sirius tipping poison in Reg's drink so he ends up holding him as he struggles to breathe and shushing him gently while the ambulance arrives as if he's a worried parent.

Sirius' friends are VERY confused and EXTREMELY concerned. Especially Peter who has a sister and can't imagine hurting her. (Bonus points if there's Jegulus and james is extremely conflicted about his morals bc this is a murderer but also he's perfect)

They're essentially taking out their anger surrounding their parents on each other but they both understand the line, even if it looks to others as if there isn't one

[lazorbeanz]

Another continuation to my list of random thoughts and reactions to STH3

(Part 3🫠)

!spoilers ahead duh!

- NOOOOOOO TOM!!!! HE CANT BE DEAD!!! SHADOW DID NOT JUST KILL TOM (I was literally shaking AND oh was I on the brink of tears too aakdjsjsnjs)

- more parallels 😭

- omg the new suits looking like how they do in the games o yaaaaas

- uhm someone care to help eggman he looks like he’s having a seizure

- okay now I definitely feel bad for stone :(

- idk why but this part in the movie I could NOT stop rambling to myself about it

It was after the ambulance had driven away with tom and maddie

How Sonic was just filled with so much anger and hurt he was willing to break the promise he made with his team about not using the M.E

Knuckles ofc was fully against the idea as using the M.E could be too dangerous, especially using it for something like vengeance. Then also saying that Sonic is in no right to make any decisions esp in his emotional state

Because emotions (especially anger) can cloud your judgement. you’re not always thinking straight therefore leading to irrational decision making

And knuckles, always being known as the hothead, short tempered, sometimes leaping into battles with just fists and no brain. He of all people probably knows what happens when you make decisions based off your emotions

And iirc doesn’t the power of the Master Emerald (or the chaos emeralds) reflects (or is based of) the person’s heart? Having someone who is feeling a whole pile of negative emotions wield such power can have severe consequences (which I’m pretty sure has already been demonstrated)

But anyways Sonic couldn’t care at the moment, he was even fine with going solo if no one “had the guts” Hecc, he was even ready to throw hands with Knux just to win it over and I was like “oh shiz it’s gonna be STH2 all over again” cuz y’know they both got all charged up

But then Knuckles was reminded about the OTHER half of their promise…to trust each other, and he was going to make sure he kept that promise even if Sonic broke it on his end, even if Sonic chooses to go with what could be a very reckless choice. When knux swears a ✨sacred oath✨ he is bound to keep it regardless.

So he stands down and lets Sonic have his way

Idk did that not just scream maturity or character development to you?? Bc knux usually wouldn’t make a stretch like this esp with the M.E. Idk maybe I looked too far into it help

(Also I’m not in any way condemning Sonic for being the way he was…poor guy has been thru a lot from dealing with another hedgehog, to 2 eggmen, GUN, and now his “dying” father. He has every right to be pissed)

- oh is it who I think it is-

- OH MY GOSH WADE HAHAHAHA YESSSSS THE NEW FEARSOME GUARDIAN OF THE MASTER EMERALD ALL QUIVER BEFORE HIM

- BUDDY YOU DIDNT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU TRIED-

- NAAAAA NO MORE SAD FLASHBACKS :(

- OH STUFF’S ABOUT TO GET REAL

- SUPER SHADOW ENTERED THE CHAT!!!!

- SONIC JUST PUNCHING SHADOW ACROSS THE WORLD DAAAAYYUUUUMM BROS ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF VIOLENCE

🎶Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza-🎶 (shh it’s totally accurate)

- I’m crying WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

- SONIC SHED A TEAR I REPEAT SONIC SHED A TEAR I SAW IT

- ahh yes beautiful trauma bonding

- OMG OKAY ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- LIVE AND LEARRRRNNNNNN

- old people and insects…

- BANGER SCENE + BANGER SONG = PEAK CINEMA PT.2

- THEY DID THE THING!!!

- oop there goes eggman

- WAIT WHERE DID TAILS AND KNUCKLES COME FROM DID I MISS SOMETHING?

- lmfao Gerald gets his ass zapped by his grandson and then incinerated by pure chaos energy the karma is reallll but uhm rest in pepperonis ig

- THEY PISSED ON THE FREAKING MOOOOOOOON

- AAAAAHHHHH TAILS SEES HIS BIG BRO PLUMMETING TO HIS DOOM AND-

HES IN TEARS IM UNWELL

- YESSSS GO SAVE YOUR BUDDY!!!!

- sayonara Shadow the Hedgehog and Dr.Robotnik 🫡

- NOOOO TAILS LOSING CONSCIOUS YOU TRIED ITS OKAY

- YEEEAAAAHHHHH HERE COMES KNUCKLES TO SAVE BOTH HIS LIL BROTHERS!!!!! 💪💪💪

- TEAM HUG AWWWWW LETS GO

- DONUT LORD IS ALIIIIIVEEEE YESSSS

- MORE DOGGY TRANSLATIONS :D

yes ozzy u get all the loveeee

- YES WE GET THE REAL RACE THIS TIME TO TOP IT OFF

- I love this movie

- *proceeds to jam out to the credits*

- welcome to the SCU Amy 🩷 ALSO GURL UR SO PRETTY WOWZERS

- I need STH4 NOW

[wyniepooh]

Wound

aaron hotchner cleans and heals your wound. little do you know, you heal something in him too.

hurt bau!reader, hotch takes care of reader like the gentlemen he is. slight mentions of violence/injuries. extreme-repressed-feelings hotch bc it’s hotch, small tension. flirty!reader. idiots in love vibes.

your right cheek stung like hell.

the son of a bitch actually punched you.

the unsub had already spent his entire life targeting women who were smaller than him, weaker, and he expected the same from you. well, to hell with that. that would be the only punch he’ll be able to throw for a while.

still, you couldn’t deny that he had a solid swing. even if you had evened it out afterwards, the bleeding cut and bruise you could feel coming on was evidence of that.

“stay still.”

you blow out an exasperated sigh at hotch’s words.

“easy for you to say-” you exclaimed as he hit a particularly tender spot. “hotch, are you doing this on purpose? as some sort of punishment for not following your orders to a tee?”

“i said, stay still.”

you sighed, your feet swinging lightly from where you sat in the back of the ambulance, on the edge of where the doors were opened. red and blue lights illuminated the dark woods and the faces of various csi agents, coroners, the police, and aaron.

he was standing in front of you, cotton ball in hand, a bottle of disinfectant in the other. you had insisted all the paramedics tend to the survivors and some officers who were injured, considering your wounds were nothing compared to theirs. what you certainly didn't expect was for aaron hotchner to come and take over.

“you shouldn’t have done that, you know,” aaron voiced as he continued dabbing your cheek.

you scoffed, “so you admit you’re punishing me?” he continued his actions without a response. you huffed with anger, “what did i do wrong? yes, i went into the house early without any backup but it was to save three women who were all about to be blown up. hotch, i was doing my job.”

he responded without hesitation, “it was dangerous, that’s what it was. that's all it was.”

you swatted his hand away with your arm. the evening breeze was cold, raw. as you looked to the side, tears welled up in your eyes.

“you know damn well you would’ve done the same thing if you had arrived before me. i know. we all know.”

you felt anxious as you heard aaron put the bottle down. you certainly were not in the mood for a lecture or scolding, especially not coming from him. heck, you were tearing up already. you didn't want to live the result of what would happen if he were to express his disappointment or anger towards you right this moment.

it was silent for a couple beats. he looked down towards his hands, and to your surprise, gently laughed. his free hand came to tenderly guide your face towards him again, where he gave your jaw a comforting squeeze.

“i know.”

you could say and do nothing but just stare at him. the riveting events from minutes before had made your mind all fuzzy. that, and the fact that you were pretty sure you had a confusion. you hadn’t even noticed the tear that fell down your cheek until a large finger wiped it away. as you looked curiously at his face, you noticed the wind was blowing in his hair and his eyes were twinkling under the moonlight. you both stayed quiet as he continued to tend to your cut and bandage it up.

when he was finished and had began putting the tools away, your hand came up to touch his work. the swelling and pain had already significantly lessened. you stared at him and grabbed his arm to stop his movements, a teasing smile on your face.

“thanks, doc.”

a strong gust of the evening wind gushes towards you, making you shiver involuntarily. hotch notices, and opens his mouth to say something. but he stops himself and says nothing. he simply takes his trench coat off his back and in one swift motion, drapes it over your shoulders.

it smells like him. that’s all you can think about. it smells like aaron hotchner and god, it feels like him too.

you shoot him a warm smile. he returns it.

“have a good night, agent,” he says as he begins to walk towards a group of policemen. he stops, then turns back to you, "and good work." you shyly nod in response, mumbling a hasty 'you too' and 'thank you.'

as he starts to walk away again, you swear you see his hands clench.

-

a/n: it’s giving pride and prejudice (2005) 😇 #canyoutelliloveunspokentension

[sutherkins]

request / “Soo here's a request for our cutest boy Peter - how about working with Peter as a night agent for years, knowing him better than yourself and being best friends since, together at a mission where reader gets hurt and Peter totally freaking out and panicking leading him to confess his love for reader? Of course it's mutual but neither of them dared to say something until this moment because both thought the other one's not feeling the same way.”

warnings: blood, reader gets shot, bad writing

this kinda sucks, and i apologize for the wait! i wanted it to be longer but i got sick after i started writing it and i literally just finished it today. im also still getting used to writing in general bc i normally dont have any inspo or energy to do it

being part of a top secret organization within the government was certainly not on your list of things you’d wanted to accomplish when you graduated school. having a career at all was something you weren’t sure was in the cards for you, much less being a spy and being on a first name basis with the president. nothing about the job was easy — as you’d expected. living so cut off from the rest of the world was more difficult than you could have imagined.

now, several years later, you realized that the job was much more enjoyable when you had a partner. especially when that partner was peter sutherland. peter was hired about a year after you and assigned as your partner. both of you were still newbies to the other night agents and figuring out how to do the job with someone like him by your side made the loneliness you felt that first year completely vanish. it felt nice to have a best friend throughout all of this. you realized that was the key to this job – besides the training, having someone to lean on was the best way to succeed at being a night agent.

peter was the best partner you could have asked for. he was attentive and always took care of you, even when you didn’t think you needed it. now, you most definitely fucking needed it.

your most recent assignment was challenging to say the least. the both of you were constantly on the move and sleeping in run down motels. and now, much to your displeasure, you just got shot.

laying on the floor next to the bed you shared, blood began to pool around you. you tried to fight your blurred vision and the overwhelming desire to close your eyes but that was a losing battle from the moment the bullet pierced your stomach. you were getting ready to give up — but just then, the door opened and peters voice rang through the air.

“sweetheart?”

you would’ve blushed at the pet name if you weren’t bleeding out on the floor. trying your best to speak, you’re voice hoarse and thick with pain. “peter..”

as soon as he spotted you, peter shouted your name and immediately went into protection mode. rushing to your side and putting pressure on the obvious wound, his other hand cupped your cheek. “jesus christ. sweetheart? can you hear me?”

“yeah, i can hear you. ‘s not as bad as it looks.” even when you were bleeding onto the carpet you still tried to comfort him.

“not that bad?! you got shot in the stomach! if i didn’t come when i did you could’ve bled out on the floor and died!” tears threatened to spill from his eyes.

you whined, the pressure from his hand on your wound producing a stabbing sensation that you’ve never felt from a gunshot before. “please don’t cry, pete. ‘s really not that bad, i promise. just — just call an ambulence, okay?”

pulling his phone from his pocket, your best friend quickly calls for an ambulance and lets your bosses know what happened. his attention is back on you, his hands covered in your blood. “don’t tell me not to cry. you’re my best friend and i love you. honestly, i’m…i’m in love with you, okay? you’re hurt and i love you and when i saw you lying on the ground i thought i lost you forever. i thought i lost you before i even got the chance to tell you how i felt. i can’t lose you.”

a stray tear fell from your eye, your hand reaching up to caress his cheek. “peter sutherland, i love you. i’ve never loved anyone more, to be honest. you’re not gonna lose me, okay? i was serious when i said it’s not as bad as it looks. i’m gonna be fine. ‘sides, once i’m patched up we can spend my newfound vacation time at your cabin.”

peter lets out a small chuckle, grabbing the hand holding his face and kissing your palm. “you got yourself a deal.”

[gacha-incels]

Yoy are doing amazing job sharing all this!

Do you also have some links to KGCS? Looking them up only leads to their twitter. And a few reddit posts complaining about censorship.

Thanks :)

sure

twitter

statement condemning arca live & the blue archive fanmerch at the Illustar Fes a couple months ago

statement condemning Arknights KR for removing a woman’s artwork.

Statement regarding the MapleStory/Studio Ppuri/Nexon incident

tweets in english from Gootarts explaining how KGCS helped the Studio Ppuri animator with her legal fees link to original tweet-

news article about the press conference they set up for studio ppuri

sorry most of this is direct links to this blog bc it’s the easiest thing for me to search but I usually always post direct links. some other weird shit I’ve seen only coming from English speaking communities - they think the switch from PMUA to KGCS was for some grift, it was literally because they were expanding the scope of the issues they tackled. people think they scammed people out of money that was supposed to go to vellmori - this one is insane and I’m guessing also based on a game of telephone from someone who was not watching these events happen in real time and does not speak Korean. The first protest truck was not from the PMUA. This other group got donations, and when the money went over what was needed, they floated the idea of trying to get it to vellmori but ultimately they were unable to get in touch with her and gave the money to women’s organizations. KGCS will post what they’re fundraising for, I think it’s almost always legal fees for clients like the Studio Ppuri animator, they usually get the money quickly, close the donation box so any money after that is returned and then you are able to immediately request refunds if you want. I’m not their PR agent or anything so I can’t field questions for them lol but all of this is good work, especially their help with Ppuri. the fact that this has been twisted into some stereotypical ambulance chaser group and the labor union has been slandered as some greedy power hungry group to young and impressionable fans who will believe it because they see them on the “them” side on the “us (project moon fans) VS them” binary they’ve built in their heads is a bit scary

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

TW:transphobia, murder, transmisogyny, death, suicide mention

this is mostly a rant that i just need to get off my chest

Trans women are censored, harassed and ignored, stalked, and another trans child has been murdered. its a bad time to be trans in many countries rn

If you think that those things dont go hand in hand then you are wrong. Ignoring a trans women when she reports harassment and stalking is how trans women get killed. when a trans man gets excluded from lgbt spaces bc he is transitioned and people think that men=bad, it leaves him without support if he is suicidal or being harassed. When a child is seen as something other than human because they are non binary, officials don't call an ambulance when they are injured and thats how kids die. What happened to Nex was murder.

The ceo isnt committing murder, but he is contributing to the culture that gets people killed and i hope he feels bad about it, especially since tumblr is the one place where a lot of trans people feel safe being themselves.

@photomatt when the statistics have the faces of your friends it is very hard to take you seriously when you have been so glib about the experiences of the trans women on this site. Trans women are some of the most brutalized and murdered people in the world so sorry if I find the car hammer explosion joke funny. Against @predstrogen you look pathetic. I can guarantee she has gotten real death threats. How do i know? bc I have too, as most of the trans people online have.

Enough of that. FELLOW TRANS!! FELLOW QUEERS!!!

LINK TO TRANS RESOURCES INCLUDING SUICIDE HOTLINES:

Don't give up, and dont stop being angry. We deserve to exist and we deserve to be treated like human beings!

[writer-or-whatever]

Word Search Tag Game!

Thanks for the tag @otpcutie!! I love all the tag games you tag me in that involve writing (and I promise I’m going to do the penguin classics cover one soon. They’re all made but languishing away on my computer bc I forgot about them 😅).

I used some of these words way more in my WIP than I thought (especially breath! Which. Shouldn’t have been as surprising as it is. Give a character a traumatic rib injury, expect them to breathe poorly. And yet I was shocked anyway). This is from my longstanding WIP (which hasn’t been posted at all yet despite being 20k words and counting oops) for my Bad Things Happen Bingo Card. It’s Rory/Jess (Gilmore girls) for the square “trying to wake them up” on my card.

Alright, enough of my yapping. Rules: In a new post use the words below (or choose your own) to find where they appear in your WIP/s and share those parts.

(I apparently never used the word body surprisingly? So I changed it to clarity)

Breath:

“We were almost back to Luke’s when he suggested that we could just keep driving around. I said yes, Lane. And then we-” Rory cut herself off with a harsh breath. She felt shame rise up in her chest, hot and accusatory, and she couldn’t finish her sentence. Worse than the feeling itself was the question about why she felt it. Was she feeling guilty and embarrassed over the accident or over what might’ve happened if they hadn’t crashed?

Out:

“Dad?” Rory said, looking at her mom in confusion. A small part of her had been upset that he hadn’t so much as called while she was in the hospital, but the rest of her knew not to expect it. That small, hurt part of her was soothed by the sight of her dad standing anxiously in their driveway looking at her like he’d never been so relieved in his life. As soon as her mom parked, he was rushing to help Rory out of the car.

Clarity:

Rory nodded vacantly as she watched Jess continue to breathe. She didn’t register anything else until they got to the hospital and they shepherded her out of the ambulance and into a room in the ER while they continued to wheel Jess further down the hallway.

Suddenly, Rory came crashing back to herself in earth-shattering clarity. The lights were bright, and everything was so loud—too loud—and she hurt everywhere, but especially her chest and her wrist, and they were taking Jess away from her.

Tagging: @sarah-sandwich @thebookshelflord @bunny-bopper @webtrinsic1122 @ernestonlysayslovelythings @maria-de-salinas @serenefreakgeek @violet-prism-creatively

[kimkhimhant]

It's me again, I'm hesitant about reblogging because my first ask was spoilery but in the end, who cares lmao. FUCK I forgot about Sara. I agree that the ending was choppy, especially the hospital scene... he moved from ambulance to post-mortem way too fast. What always gets me though is Peter's breakdown. He's alone, and it hits this unemotional man with full force. It's magnificent. I'm also just... sad that Neal was made to believe that he could never fully change. He deserved better. He tried so hard and he WAS succeeding despite Mozzie's disappointed resistance plus everyone else's mistrust. Thanks for geeking out on this with me hehee

hi again!!!

ugh yes Peter's breakdown is heartwrenching, and it brings me back to a line he says earlier in the show, i don't remember the exact words, but he says something about how if something were to happen to Neal, he doesn't know if he'll be able to live with it. and i just. yeah. ow. lol

now buckle up for another character analysis essay bc i can't shut up ever lol

Honestly i have a lot of mixed feelings about Neal's "redemption/reformation" ! because yes he wants to be good, but also... i don't think a true/complete redemption arc is necessary for his character, and i honestly like that he doesn't have one? I think that the most important aspect of his character development in that sense is that, he considers the effects of his actions on other people a lot more by the end, and i think that's all the reformation that he needs and that makes sense for him. I don't think he needs to become someone who commits no crimes/cons in order for his reformation to be recognized.

i think what i'm more sad about is the lack of recognition for that development. he isn't perfect, and he still has a lot of vices, but now his actions are almost all out of a desire to fix things/protect people/etc. Most of the other characters, namely Peter, don't seem to recognize or appreciate this development. Understandable, to an extent – Peter has dedicated his life to law enforcement, and his moral code is, for the most part, aligned with the law. Neal is still breaking the law, even if, in his own mind, Neal is doing so with good intentions, to Peter, the outcome matters a lot more than the intent.

Neal begins the show as a con-artist and art thief whose priority is his own enjoyment and gain, and he ends the show still a con-artist and art thief, but now his priority is shifted. In the later seasons, almost none of the crimes he commits are simply for the hell of it. there's almost always a reason, and the reason is almost always to fix something or to protect the people he loves. his moral code is still very distorted, and he has a strong disregard for the law and authority, but he also cares about other people, their safety, happiness and their opinions of him. He still loves the thrill of the con, and he still loves living luxuriously, he's still impulsive, and he's still very proud of his skills, but...

these things don't make him "bad," in my opinion. He wants to be good, and he is good. His intentions are good, it's just that the way he understands and navigates the world isn't aligned with "legal good."

I could write an essay on that alone. Neal is very traumatized, and very good at compartmentalizing and masking so that no one can tell, and also (this is entering headcanon zone) probably some form of neurodivergence, on top of probable CPTSD and some kind of personality disorder. So, obviously his relationship with the world as a whole is... disrupted and warped by these things, so maybe that's one of the main issues. "moral and good" as Neal understands these things, simply don't perfectly align with most people's definitions of them.

And I think this is the main issue in his relationship with Peter. Neal wants to be good, and is trying to be, and he wants Peter's recognition and appreciation for that. But that's still not enough for Peter, who operates on a different moral code, and doesn't understand Neal's perspective.

Once again, this is very longwinded, but basically: I think Neal did have as much of a redemption arc as he could have had without having a complete shift in worldview, and I really like that about him and his character. That he didn't end the series as a perfectly reformed ex-con, but he did end the show as a good person.

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

Noting down things on my rewatch of Season 1 of Good Omens

While watching that scene where God explained that "it was like playing poker in a pitch-dark room, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules and who smiles all the time" and so many things appeared on the screen I just imagined how long it took to edit/make that whole scene.

In the book it's mentioned that Crowley's remark "You're an angel, I don't think you can do the wrong thing" is supposed to be sarcastic but Aziraphale doesn't notice. Well then I guess I'm like Aziraphale because I also did not and continue to not notice the sarcasm there unless I really watch out for it then slightly I guess.

Rewatching I feel like Eve opening her eyes after taking a bite of the apple is given even more underlinement than when Adam does it. Especially also through the sound effect in the background

I didn't even remember that Ligur & Hastur came out of the ground. To do it on a graveyard too like they....rose from the dead. Yeah cool symbolism or something 👍

Hastur with his flaming hand to light is cigarette is also cool. Once again thinking about editing and special effects etc. etc.

LIGUR'S LITTLE ANIMAL PAL ON HIS HEAD MOVED!!!!!! IT'S PAW OR HOWEVER YOU CALL IT MOVED!!!!

Long hair Crowley

I didn't even notice but Crowley sways his hips EXTREMELY after walking back to his car after receiving the antichrist. This is the Crowley slutty walk everyone is talking about

"Ciao. Means...Food." Always cracks me up. The pause adds to the comedic effect.

The whole "Yes" simultaneously. Also very funny tbh. Especially the way they say/pronounce it.

Until recently when I searched up about the actors starring in Good Omens in detail I literally didn't notice that the actors of Nina and Maggie were literally both nuns in season 1. Call that recycling (or foreshadowing, who knows)

Yooo the soundtrack when the ambulance arrives at the nun hospital is lowkey fire

Crowley's old glasses...I feel like the new ones are better bc they have these things at the side so the eyes are covered completely from all angles. I can't believe I'm getting a pair of them on Monday!! (For my Halloween costume)

WHY are there so many people on the street in front of Aziraphale's bookshop. Is that just what it's like in Soho.

The way Crowley talks and also his expression in that telephone cell are so funny in a way

Now that I've started reading the book and know that Aziraphale was the one blew up/set on fire the block of traffic officer who tried to give Crowley a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, I think it should have been included in the Show

I don't even remember this much happening in the first episode. I'm so used to OFMD's 30 minute episodes. And Good Omens Season 2 episodes somehow don't feel that long Idk why

Nanny Astoresh!!!!!! (Idk how it's spelled tbh)

I never noticed that Nanny's lullaby was to the tune of like the Good Omens soundtrack

Crowley going down the reflection of the escalator to go to hell weeeee

Crowley's little bun ❤❤❤ (+ his coat ❤❤)

Crowley's expression when saying "They [Heaven aka The Opposition] don't suspect a thing

Beelzebub & Hastur & Ligur all have little animal pals I think Crowley should have a little snake pal

I don't know how I never realized the first time watching that Crowley only has the snake tattoo on one side. I always thought he had dual snakes. I guess that is his little snake pal.

Why the close-up shots of Gabriel 😭😭

The famous "Please do not lick the walls" sign!!!

Isn't that Erik the demon that they fed to the hellhound??? He just keeps coming back like a Nokia huh. Indestructible.

Crowley short hair all of a sudden 😢 (he still looks good but it was a jumpscare ngl after seeing him with long hair all the time)

Crowley suggesting child murder on a sunny afternoon (I just now realized, Crowley doesn't kill kids. Is that why he suggested Aziraphale do it? I thought it was just because then it would be "heavenly doing" but this is probably his deeper motivation)

Crowley's watch is really cool?? I had to go back like 3 times to see what all the different lanes for the numbers were for though

Crowley's new glasses too

Them drinking again because they f-ed up

[the-kr8tor]

Yes im going to react revenge (its not a good thing because im thinking of it and im already sad. So they are all like on this type of mountain high hilled track btw)

During the race its made to be a tie breaker between reader and hobie. Others are in the race, a couple of mutual friends of hobie and zeze. Ans just friends of theirs in general. Reader knows that hobie is a good person but wont admit it out of competitiveness for their passion. They dont hate hobie as much as they did, but the track they are on is an extremely difficult track that no racers are supposed to race on, stuff easily goes wrong on the track. And it rapidly goes downhill, with how many people have been watching and even joined this race makes it go into pure chaos. All the racers aligned to start, yet last time reader raced on this track it was extre different then how it is now. Something or someone had to have changed it. Readers car keeps drifting but she and hobie stay tied in the same place currently ahead of others. Everyone else is further behind them yet they are also having issues with this track. The curves, swirls, and the height and how horribly tohe track is made. Reader slowly starts losing the ability to even drive on this track as well, it throws them into a panicking mode. This hasnt happened to them one in a race. Trying to stay calm bit its visible thats not happening, the tears blocking their vision makes it immediately worse. Especially since a boulder comes crashing into their pathway. While everyone else notices this, reader doesnt. They are trying to get control back over their car. Reader crashes right into it, its damaging to them and their car. Readers car immediately goes up into flames into where it was hit, the air bags are puffed out. Readers falling in and out of consciousness from the crash as well as having tears in their eyes. Trying their best to get out of the car. Trying to kick open the door, hobie heard the crash and immediately stopped curving to the side and stops his car, getting out of it. Noticing whose car it is, he immediately runs over to it. He sees reader struggling to open it and he also tries to get it open, its not working and the flames are building up getting violently closer. Hobie cant seem to get the door open either so he has to go to the back door and break open the window. Glass sticks to his jacket but thats not what he cares about currently. Reader had already started coughing, choking on the smoke even though its not in their car yet. A couple of bruises will be put on their body from this. Especially since they didnt dress properly nor were they driving properly. A couple of those bruises already show. The cars cramped up and from the crash their legs were injured, probably the worst of it and and once hobie gets in the car, he has to try and get them out in the safest way possible without causing more harm. Somehow and lucky he managers to do that, carrying them out like how a parent would get their sleeping child out of the car. He isnt even most of the eay away from the car before it burst full out into flames now. He shields them the best he can as pieces fly from the car and he has to back away. Another racer pulls up telling hobie that theres a couple of ambulances here. Others got to competitive and ended up also getting fatal injuries. Ones already having to be took to the hospital, number 45 or in other words Gwen. Hobie was informed of it too, miles is with gwen in the ambulance which is on its way to the hospital.

*me asking for angst, gets angst*

This has so much potential!!! Continue writing it, my love bc I think this would be such a great read!! (Only if u want to ofc! No pressure ❤️)

Also me reading gwen: 😲

[kaukio]

I did shrooms + got high again and it was one of the best experiences i’ve had thus far.

me and my friends decided to take shrooms around 3 on Oct 4, and i didn’t expect the stuff that went down to happen. i’m going to try and detail what i can remember.

after dosing, we walked to the streetcar to get to the historical park in the middle of the city. we started tripping in the streetcar while talking to the older man who had these cool piercings that went all over his eyebrows. after that the streetcar stopped bc there was an ambulance in the way. we decided to walk the rest of the way to the park.

after getting to the park i rmr it being so green..it looked almost fake but it also reminded me of teletubbies (i always reference this show everytime im high). while walking we decided to grab some food before going back to the park. we went to CFA and we started laughing hard about seeing this final boss Ethiopian looking guy. it was really funny bc his features were all exaggerated to the max lmaoo. after getting food we sat in the grassy area and started eating. i rmr feeling like we were in a utopia bubble. everything felt like a solar punk futuristic world.

at the same time, even the food looked so cool, it looked like the fake plastic foods. for a moment. i was in a completely different reality. i realized i also was paying attention to a lot of fine details especially since i had my glasses on this time. anywho i decided that i wanted to take a walk so one of my friends joined me. it was a nice walk and i rmr sort of getting into an area that felt very dull. it was interesting to see how everything changed for me the moment i was there. so we decided to go back to the more grassy area where we felt like we were in a different reality. when we got back to the group, i rmr my school calling me. I thought at first it was an automated emergency call…but it was a slight silence and once i said hello, turns out some HR manager was trying to set an appointment to interview me. it was one of the funniest and worst phone calls i’ve ever had. it was so hard to remain my composure, and he was talking for so long trying to help me understand what the job exactly is. it was like we both sounded unsure throughout the phone call. it’s so embarrassing and i might even cancel that job interview that i have monday on whatever goddamn time i even set, i don’t even rmr what time i said lmaooo

another moment i rmr is when some of my friends wanted to leave and me and my other friend wanted to stay at the park longer. we were sad at first bc we didn’t really wanna split ways w them since the whole point was to enjoy this day together. we decided to split but as me and my friends were walking around, we stumbled across our friends who were supposed to leave just standing by a water fall fountain looking area. we met up w them again and started laughing abt how they’re still here after they said they’d leave. since it’s a historical olympic park, they were reading what the fountain was for and who it was honoring. it was a man who found a bomb under a bench that was near it and ran away w it which ended up exploding on him during the olympics. we had a very reverent moment and we all decided to start walking around while reading every monument and sculpture that was made in honor to those who contributed to the olympics. it was funny and ironic that we were just exploring and looking learning about art in a city we live. it was an art appreciation moment and we had so many good discussions on our walk around. oh and we also some some man with a pet bird, it was pretty cool.

I also remember us walking to the park to play but there were kids there so we were abt to walk away. as we were tryna walk away, we saw a bunch of kids that look like they’re YN’s in training. these kids ended up walking up to us and started to harass us flexing their fake money and saying “fyn shi” it was one of the most hilarious moments ever. tiktok has rotted in these kids heads and it was so crazy watching it happen real time. they ended up following us until we were out of the park and we decided to come back in another way. and just smoke and head back home.

after smoking, i took like 3 hits from the benjamin and was madddd highhh. like i haven’t felt that way for so long. i couldn’t stand or walk so we all decided to just sit down on the grass next to the sidewalk and they were calming me down and telling me that there’s no rush and we can just stay. everyone else got just as high as me and we sat and started listening to classical music.

it was such a beautiful high and we talked abt almost everything. specially the beauty of classical music and art and how it’s all around us. even moments later being there the sun started setting and it looked amazing. it was sooo pink and beautiful, it almost felt unreal watching that real time. at some point at night we were even watching the ferris wheel as the colors were changing and going with the classical music that we were playing. it was like they were so synchronized. it was so beautiful to watch. one of my friends had a real moment and they started running to the light. it was soo funny like straight out of a movie lolll. we also at some points saw horses going by in a carriage

in the end me and my friend waited at the park while my other friends went to get waffle house. there was some homeless guy who was making farting noises as he was walking everywhere. it sounded so sinister and it was really funny because it seemed as tho he was watering the grass…like why want a sprinkler when u have spit all over 😹😹 anyways this is all i can rmr thus far but it was by far one of the best experiences i’ve ever had being high. and i really want stop micro dosing on shrooms and try at least 2g.

[bitchinbarzal]

okay this got kinda out of hand bc i've been thinking about it all day, so i broke it up lol

so imagine this is after jeremy starts learning about blairs dancing and they start doing their stretching/ballet training together

blair has a recital coming up and she's really nervous for it, mama can see it on her face while blair is in class and tries to tell her how good she's doing after rehearsal is over but it's not helping. mama is talking to jeremy later and is like "i don't know how to help her jer. she's not hearing me when i tell her she's ready and is going to do great"

so jeremy picks up blair the next day and tells her he knows she's going to do great but she's so nervous she goes "i don't want to disappoint you or mama or kenny"

"blair you could never disappoint us. you're gonna go up on that stage and do your best and you're going to make us so proud. i'm gonna be front and center recording the whole thing. i promise baby girl"

flash forward to the day of the recital and kennedy and jeremy have been working on the ice a lot recently and they go that morning, promising mama they'll be back in time to make it to the recital. well, they don't make it. jeremy loses track of time and no matter how many times mama calls him, he doesn't answer, his phone is on silent in his bag.

mama is so upset with him, especially since blair keeps asking where the two of them are. mama keeps calling and texting but gets no answer as the recital starts.

all is going well, mama is recording the whole thing and blair is doing amazing, though she keeps trying to find jeremy in the audience. she gets distracted while scanning the crowd and lands a jump wrong, hurting her ankle.

she falls and immediately starts crying and everyone stops. mama runs to go get her but blair is crying for jeremy, he's all she wants. they're on their way to the hospital and mama is calling jeremy, still with no answer. they get to the hospital and while blair is waiting to have scans done she's crying out "where's daddy? i want daddy." 

“i know baby, daddy’s coming.” except mama doesn’t know if that’s true, she’s just trying to calm blair down. with kenny in the x-ray machine, mama texts jeremy: jeremy call me right now. blair is in the hospital.

-linkedin anon

oh sweet Blair bear 🥺

She’s so sad and just needs her daddy.

and while mama’s saying come here rn she’s also in two minds to say don’t fucking bother.

He’s just panicked because he’s late for the recital so he gets to the venue and they’re packing up

“Oh fuck we missed it- excuse me did my wife leave?”

The teacher is like 😟 “Mr Swayman she left with Blair in the ambulance”

And now he’s worried, grabs his phone to see the million texts and calls from her.

He’s so scared a) of his wife b) what’s happened

[markdelonge]

even more mark headcannons (dad?edition)

my gif

not really "dad edition" but "moments leading up to being a dad edition" (does that make sense?) (i may do a dad edition)

blink masterlist

...

• omg mark finding out you were pregnant was so cute

• he found out by accident

• like you were on the phone with a friend and he overheard the conversation

• before he told you he knew about it he called tom

• but he decided to bring it up at the most random time ever and talk about it like it was nothing

• like during dinner or something

"so what do you think we should name the kid"

• ^ that was his way of letting you know he knew

• mark got 100 times more protective during the pregnancy

• he didn't let you do ANYTHING in fear of you or the child getting hurt

• he was constantly holding you / had his hand on your stomach

• even before the baby bump was there

• he was 99% willing to go out in the middle of the night to go to the store so he could satisfy your cravings

• and when he didnt want to, you'd use the baby as an excuse.

"mark, the baby and i want graham crackers

"how does the baby want something its never had?"

• he'd still go get what u wanted tho

• #greathusband

• the last couple weeks of the pregnancy was nerve wracking

• especially bc mark was constantly leaving to do shit with blink

• the both of you had a huge fear that you'd go in labor while he was gone

• thank god that didn't happen

• when you went in labor, mark was freaking out more than you were

"holy shit, its happening? are you sure?"

"yeah, babe, i'm pretty sure my water just broke"

"fuck, fuck, fuck, i gotta call an ambulance"

"mark, baby, please sit down, you're literally shaking"

[adhdnojutsu]

Who hired a circus?!

So there's a call-out post about me, yay, I made it ig.

About both being a pro-shipper and being Israeli. I won't dignify y'all yapping about how I make pixels kiss, because I just returned from a flea market and have had my fill of screeching babies for the day.

But the Israeli part? Here's the short version.

NO MATTER HOW PROBLEMATIC a person's literal country of birth is, you are INSANE for judging that person for being born there, since there was no in-utero option for foetus-me to research my preferred country of birth and text my mother about it.

You are INSANE for judging me for not wanting my literal family, my friends, my 26 flings including Palestinians*, and everything I've come to call home, to burn. Like, imagine taking issue with that. Do you hear yourselves? And you are flaming hypocrites for singling us out to hate for our country, when a bunch of you are Americans and people aren't hating on y'all for your government laying waste to Iraq, Afghanistan etc (also, did you read your country's origin story and when are you headed back to Europe?). I'm not judging Yemenites for hailing from a country whose babies are being starved by the Houthis and whose country decimated Jews. I'm not judging random Palestinians for Hamas murdering my aunt, an innocent old lady who never served, on October 7, fck you very much.

I am 100% judging you for the insanity of picking and choosing whose life & attachments are valid depending on what side of a fence they're on, since 2 million Israelis are Arabs aka Palestinians... who also get bombed by Hamas, Iran, and Lebanon, btw you absolute circus.

Judging anyone for (not hating) their origin, is insane and racist.

I'm very critical of a lot of what Israel does and I left for a reason, not to mention I never said a word of support for what's happening in Gaza (not that I hear y'all calling out Hamas who knew this would happen), but don't you dare judge me for not hating my home, especially if you're the descendant of Europeans and who pitched your tent on the mass graves of the true indigenous folks your ancestors butchered to make room for slave plantations. Oh, your ancestors did no such thing? Great, mine didn't either, they were refugees fleeing Islamic violence against Jews that started centuries before 1948, and who UNWILLINGLY returned to the Judea they retraced our personal lineage to, because of the exact social/political climate y'all are currently rebooting for Jews in diaspora.

Now go f* yourselves with a Sabra, and if you have to google what a Sabra is, you really don't get to speak on the issue. PS Arabs are indigenous to the Arabian peninsula, Islam originates from today's Saudi Arabia, Jews from "Canaan". Temple of Solomon: Jerusalem, 957 BC. Al Aqsa Mosque: on said temple's ruins, 685 AD. Your "they were there first, you wretched colonizer" math ain't mathing. Learn what you're disrupting universities about, well, at least until you break down because you saw a banana or weren't sent an ambulance to change tampons in. The people y'all march for have more dignity than that.

PS2 since y'all love to make this about race for obscure reasons, friendly reminder that the vast majority of Israelis is brown and optically indistinguishable from Arabs because we are, brace yourselves, not from Poland.

*those not radicalized by Hamas et al are not nearly as hysterical about Israel as you kids are, and that's funny actually; the ones I met cared way more about my Israeli tzitzim wrapped around their massive.... anyway, gotta go feed the chickens.