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I like reminding people from time to time I've never seen The Avengers (any of them) or The Bee Movie.
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deer/sheep can supposedly walk ~9 miles on average a day for food and whatnot, so I feel like satyrs would be like those people who walk an hour to the gas station for a snack run. It would be a common friendship activity
#every satyr has 'guy from the countryside' syndrome#<- there are a handful of scenes in hoofology so far where bun + dane are just walking around aimlessly#i feel like it's not unusual for satyrs to spend upwards of 3 hours on a snack run#you're a satyr . you wake up and half the herd is gone so you just idle around the house all day#until they finally come back at like 2pm like. we got sodas :]
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sometimes i hang out with a herding breed dog and it really makes me go damn girl you live like this?? ://
#dogblr#do you know you could have a sporting dog?#do you know you can have a dog that doesnt stare at you 24/7?#do you know you can have a dog that sleeps through the night instead of pacing for eight hours?#anyway yet again i am made aware that herding breeds are not for me#in general i feel like people really overuse the place cue#but then i spend time with a herding dog and im like oh.... you do actually need to be on a cued place....#so so so not for me sorry#(this is me just being a hater i love and respect all of your dog breed choices)
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what I learned from season 2 of IWTV is that a distressingly large amount of people cannot tell the difference between a consensual BDSM dynamic and assault/abuse, nor do they know anything about how kink actually works
it’s not unhealthy for Armand to be submissive or delve into maître/slave kink dynamics. in fact it’s something people do to explore and get past their traumas all the time irl. additionally, he is like five times older and more powerful than Louis, he wasn’t being forced to do anything, nor could Louis ever actually force him. the kink was probably the healthiest aspect of their relationship, what fucked them over was a jumble of commitment issues, a lack of trust, and eventual murder - which is something that would cause problems in any relationship ever, no matter how vanilla.
the Point of the tragedy is that they were on the precipice of something happy, but Louis hesitated for too long and Armand couldn’t recognize when he was loved, and the kink had nothing to do with it, for fuck’s sake. Louis wasn’t abusive and it’s not bad or wrong for Armand to want to be a sub -
#IWTV#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#it’s always so fucking infantilizing too?? the man is 500yo guys he can make his own decisions#oh noooo he couldn’t possibly know what he wants :(( he’s just reacting out of trauma it’s like brainwashing :(((#?????#no???#he just wants to relax for once fucking let him#he’s been in charge of his own survival AND other people for hundreds of years#being a coven leader seems to be a herding cats type of position tbh#let him rest#that’s what his submission is#loumand#like I don’t even really ship them but GODDAMN#they could have actually been alright together if the cards fell different#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv season 2#if I see another post claiming that the only way for Armand to have a good life is to never be anyone’s sub again I’m gonna scream#also this weird framing of Louis as an abuser just kinda feels racist#I’m probably not the person to speak on that but there’s Something abt that demonization that just doesn’t sit right#like yeah he was a dick. but largely in his head?? he didn’t do or say anything to Armand out loud
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Apologies
#shadowpeach#six eared macaque#sun wukong#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkey king#liu'er mihou#I just think it'd be neat if they apologized to each other and then cried and hugged about it#(cuz on god they both have some shit they should get off their chests and own up to)#like holy blue hells they're both just like “I think i shall spend my immortal life ruminating on my greatest regret and letting it fester”#everytime i watch the scene where Macaque is like:#“its good to talk about feelings! obv i don't do it”#i turn into the hands on hips guy meme#DUDE GO TO THERAPY#wukong too lets be real#been reading jttw the west (haven't actually gotten to where SEM shows up in the book yet tho)#and i think that if therapy existed back then tripitaka and sha wujing would've been gently but firmly#herding wukong into the local therapist's waiting room in as many towns they pass as possible#he'd probly grab the door frame and have to be literally pried off#these hypothetical ancient-chinese therapists all have claw marks on the hallways and doors going into their offices#hey how about an au where shadowpeach get therapists who end up getting all the monkey drama news first#and end up on the business-rivals-to-drinking-buddies pipeline#stopped while drawing this like “hey why'd i make mac be touching wukong's face in both sketches?”#and then i remembered that between the two mac's the one who wants to be something to the other#to the point of desperation#its like if they're both cats who got coned swk is the one who sits there miserably accepting his fate#while mac is that one video of the tuxedo cat shrieking and trying to paw it off#i'd read the hell out of a fic where they end up swapping attitudes about their dynamic#in canon wukong's the one who seems like he would like to never see mac again (at times) even tho he really regrets it and it hurts#like mac just gives up on trying to convince himself he can make swk see him as a significant part of his life again
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I would just like to reiterate that Kamala Harris is not and was never a cop.
She was a district attorney.
DAs can and have done a lot of good, occasionally up to and including refusing to enforce laws they think are evil bullshit.
In her case, she used the position to help start a program that literally said 'this nonviolent drug offender should go to school instead of prison, actually.' Which reduced recidivism and is EXACTLY the kind of thing I would like to see more of from our justice system.
She's not a cop.
#I keep seeing this stuff and I'm like 'y'all this is not the time to be spreading ANYTHING that makes people not wanna vote#no-platform that shit#do not reblog anything that even MIGHT make someone feel like it's morally okay to not vote#voting is getting on public transit#you are getting on a bus to get you closer to where you wanna go#and if there aren't enough of us trying to go Somewhere Better then we are getting herded into a cattle car to take us straight to hell#I remember crying for HOURS in 2016 okay I don't wanna do that again#also we currently have a supreme court entirely prepared to crown Trump supreme dictator for life and I DO NOT WANNA LIVE THROUGH THAT#okay? okay.#us politics
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please elaborate on the though about stealing a dog post
okay hear me out. and this is for small rural towns specifically. you know when you see that someone has a dog tied out in their yard (unfenced yard) (cute dog) (alone) and it's like a little puppy. and or. clearly a dog that is not meant to be a Yard Dog. like it's a pretty dog of a breed that's like, this is some long-haired fluffy breed of Something that is so not a keep-outside kind of dog. or just a really sweet dog that clearly needs more attention. you know. you know. and do you know when you're like. I could just take that dog....... my city now...... this could just be my dog now...............
#I DIDN'T TAKE THE DOG I'VE NEVER STOLEN A DOG but I don't have. a strong enough moral compass to be completely opposed to it#there's this PUPPY that had me going ohhhh fuck if they leave this dog outside during the night it's over for me#it's like fluffy and softsoft and it looks like some type of small-built herding breed like a border collie or an australian shepherd#and it was so sweet and was saying hi to hugo and getting all up in his face. just a very pretty and sweet puppy#the end of the story is that actually I didn't see the dog later so the puppy in question does get brought inside at least sometimes#which means that my demons have been quieted and I'm not gonna steal a dog#sergle answers#but what is that emotion bc I feel this emotion Frequently#of like I'm gonna steal your fuckin pet. if it doesn't get brought inside is2g
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*slaps unfinished project like the roof of a car* there are so many moving parts in this bad boy that i Definitely for sure planned out how to resolve
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Small talk between new gods
PT 2 to this
#my art#cotl lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb#LHFF#Lost Herd Found Flock#i feel like these two would be very awkward for some reason#or perhaps thats simply how Ewe is#but you cant really blame her when in one second she was dead from a world so unforgiving#to now being a somewhat crowned god after death#anyways#they absolutely like fishing while they talk
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some stuff relating to Plains Woodwind herds and their different species variations.
Both Plainswinds and Waspwinds live in Herd Communities, while Lowinds typically live solitary lives, only grouping up when necessary.
#i dont think i've said that woodwinds lived in herds before. so here is this!#im gonna make one of these for Waspwinds and Lowinds as well. since they're societies don't function like Plainswinds'#(also plainswind is just a test name for now cause I feel like they should have a shortened name that isn't just 'woodwind')#art#drey draws#woodwind aliens#speculative biology#these guys are So green
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I just realized the only difference between laughter and slaughter is a single s
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Usually I'm all for not treating two characters as a one inseparable unit. I'm all for exploring them separately from each other or considering some interesting rare pair options for them.
But not with Madara. I love Madara very much but I'm sorry his canon obsession with Hashirama can't be ignored by me. I can't separate it from him. Their bond with Hashirama is completely something else. It's a very integral part of who Madara is.
He wants his attention even if it will be in a fight he wants everything Hashirama can give him. He'll recognize him in any situation. He'll be happy to see him even if the last time they have seen each other Hashirama killed him. He talked about uniting Ying and Yang and clearly meant Hashirama as Yang to his Ying. He ended up merging a part of Hashirama into himself in a most literal sense. He can't shut up about Hashirama when we see him as himself and not an impersonator (obito) or through other's memories.
#For me Madara and Hashirama is a package deal most of the time.#when I see that bond ignored it feels wrong and like it's not Madara at all#they are canonically soulmates#and Hashirama is beyond special no one else would get that level of attraction and fixation from madara#Hashirama is a very rare combination of a person who shared his ideas and vision ( even if they went different ways about it in the end)#and was equal to Madara or stronger than him#and that man does love to get his ass kicked#and doesn't like when it's him beating someone else's ass easily on the other hand as we can see from the manga#tbh only other ( very crack) pairing that I can somewhat consider for Madara is with Gai for that exact reason - he loved to fight him#madagai / gaimada ( ? does this dynamic exist?) is not my cup of tea but I definitely see where ot could come from and it looks fun#Madara liked to fight him#was real excited#and that's very important with him#idk where I'm even going with all of this#trying to write down my thoughts is like herding cats#maybe I'll write about it more later#hashimada#hsmd#hashimada thoughts#madara headcanons
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me and my girl (the stanley cup)
Roddy Cup Day | 8.9.24
#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#wrapping my arm around you like you are my lover and we are on a honeymoon (you are the stanley cup)#little miss tin must feel so loved#getting treated so sweetly#i saw as if she doesnt get herded into seedy bars to pour beer down peoples throats#she has multitudes#we love her
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I know that ER!Kris has ER!Ralsei, but what happens if ER!Kris catches either a cold or the flu?
Also, can I see ER!Kris playing a guitar with long hair?
They would probably have to stop and wait for Kris to recover normally. Ralsei doesn't have healing magic, so that would probably include illnesses.
That said, Kris is likely never going to have to deal with human illnesses in the Dark World...there's almost no other humans around to spread them!
#ask lynx stuff#and sorry I feel like I already did this kind of ask with Susie!#don't have to worry about herd immunity if there's no herd!
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which of your stories are you most proud to have finished? are there any little details you put into your stories that you're particularly proud of? 💜
Hey, Mer! Thank you for asking c:
Hmmm taking this in two ways:
Proud to have finished as in, proud that I managed to finish it has to be Wander the Drifting Roads, which is one of my two long fics. I was editing while I was posting and caught up to the point I'd edited to, which caused me disproportionate stress haha. For a minute, I wasn't sure I was ever going to get that last chapter into a state I was okay with posting. I briefly considered walking away, but I am so glad I didn't!! It is still one of my favorite things I've written.
Proud that I wrote in general is probably Palimpsest, which 1) I still feel clever over the name and 2) that section of act 2 remains the crunchiest Dragon Age thing to me (it is just so!!!! *paragraph deleted*) and 3) I love writing from inside Fenris's head and I am very, very proud of how the fic came out in general.
*gets out the red string* okay so you know how there are a bunch of statues of people in random poses that don't really look like they're carved from anything? and how Solas froze a ton of people in Trespasser in stone? well, in my fic The Scourge of Sundermount, the Lavellan there comes across a left-behind remnant of Mythal's soul in a bit of the amulet Merrill used to bring her back and she becomes a sort of Medusa-esque figure, capable of (involuntarily) turning people to stone with a remnant of that power. I have a hard time reading that story because it is very sad, but I do feel clever about the details in the way I situated that AU.
#pls dreadwolf pls give me more about the statue people. they're in every game#or--at least 2 and inquisition#ooh also in your fate for mine--using the druffalo quest as a way of comforting cullen#(remembering what it was like to have a small goal and accomplish it)#i love that quest actually.#but then-- i like to imagine all those silly sidequests as a way of the inquisitor managing anxiety#a war is huge. but herding someone's beloved pet home is something concrete you can do to help#and you can see the results immediately#anyways!!! i digress#thank you for the asks!! it is so fun. also my second answer to the second question is amethyne#i have never seen anyone even talk about her but i have very strong feelings about it#and so i snuck her into wen's storyline (and heart) because someone should take care of her#ask response
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You know, rwby could be so much worse
It could have sex scenes
#rwde#watching a review of a sarah j maas's fae series and holy cannoli batman the smut sure is smth#the bees kiss could have been a 6 page expo dump abt lesbianism#colleen hoover 🤝 crwby 🤝 sarah j maas: denying gods pleas to stop seeing abuse as romance#i want to peek at the timeline where rwby is rated r just to see what we dodged#i think the style would be close to 50 shades#'the sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty bitty elephants. we're talking small' lives in my head rent free#canon rwby smut would be so at home on wattpad
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