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animentality · 6 months ago

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got a haircut today and the lady who washed my hair had these really muscular arms, and instead of asking me to lean my head back, she just grabbed my hair and yanked it back.

and I'm ngl to you...

I was... affected.

#she also gripped my neck with her fingers at one point #like #unnecessarily hard #and I was like... I was like... umm. UMMMM. ma'am.#i admit im kinda ticklish on the neck anyway so #it didnt help #she was really squeezing hard #i could not help #my physical reaction #but you know #i just blinked and did my best to look unaffected

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vikingpoteto · 8 months ago

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I swear I'm trying not to doom scroll but it's hard.

#poteto venting #idk how to take care of my mental health rn chief #i even went to the beach with friends to chill today #it didnt help

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sequintial · 3 months ago

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My hair has deigned to give me a Good Hair Day on the most important of days: passport picture day

#sequins squeaks #life talking #i did some contouring to try to combat how washed out i get #it didnt help #but its better than my state id photo

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trashcanniballecter · 5 months ago

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I tried to get my blood drawn today. they stuck me 5 times and couldn't get enough blood 😭

#aaaaaaaaaa #tw blood #stupid rolling veins #I drank so much water too #it didnt help

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sebsxphia · 2 years ago

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rotting in my bed all day and crying about how much i miss harry is a full time job

#i had A DREAM ABOUT HIM LAST NIGHT TOO #IT DIDNT HELP #he kissed me and we had sex :((((((((((#every time i see a tiktok about the wembley nights i just burst into tears #im still so fragile #this is a very fragile time for me rn #because the events of last year are pretty much exactly the same as this year and im tender #sorry for the rambling i am -#this bob fic is helping tho #just lemme think about my soft man

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thecoolertails · 2 years ago

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thanks that was really helpful

#my posts #my art #comic #im a mouseboy btw. bet you didnt know that #my sona #if one more person smugly shames me for using google instead of duckduckgo when i WAS LITERALLY USING DUCKDUCKGO IM GONNA SCREAM!!!!!!!#< not about people actually trying to be helpful

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 4 months ago

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Bruce: Tim and Damian did what?

Jason: Well, Alfred said they weren't allowed to see Dick because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.

Bruce: And?

Jason: So they punched each other in the face and told him they were injured.

Bruce:

Jason

Steph: I gotta admire their dedication

#only reason jason didnt end up like tim and dami was alfred needed help with the stitching so he already saw that dick was gonna be fine #incorrect batfamily quotes #they also kinda wanted an excuse to punch each other #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #batfamily #bruce is so done #alfred pennyworth #the robins #this family is wildly codependent and i love it so much

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miwkchii · 3 months ago

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I can't help but wonder ☆

Obligatory outfit change for telemachus 🤺

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corkinavoid · 1 month ago

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Danny, appearing out of nowhere: Hi!

Danny, reaching into Jason's chest and pulling out a misshapen, disgusting blob of dark green goo: You've got a spare part you don't need there, buddy.

Danny, molding the goo into a different shape with his bare hands, throwing the darker parts away: And, you know what they say, sharing is caring, so.

Danny, holding up the pure green and slightly glowing blob that is not melting or looking sick anymore: Here you have it, an entirely new spleen, fresh baked and up for grabs!

Danny, shoving said spleen inside Tim: Since you're missing one, you get to have it for free, no returns, you're welcome.

Danny, fading from view with a two-fingered salute: There, puzzle solved, everyone have a great day, bye!

Jason, whose Pit Rage is gone:

Tim, who has a new organ now:

Bruce, who, just like everyone else, has absolutely no idea what just happened and who that glowing kid was:

Dick:

Dick, a moment later: Hold the fuck up, when and how did you have a splenectomy, Timothy?!

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #tim drake #batman #batfam #cork prompts #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake's missing spleen #pit rage #danny figured the problem you see #one dude had a thing he didnt want #the other was missing a thing that he wanted back #and they are (or at least can be) the same thing!#with a bit of ghostly help that he is willing to provide!#problem solved

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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happy gojoday to all who celebrate

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #satoru gojo #characters need to stop being born in december ive only got 2 hands and only 1 of them can hold a stylus #i will b so real i fully did not plan on drawing anything for his birthday but then as with most things gojo i went sigh fiineeee #and then i desecrated a designer item for jjk purposes as u do #thank u versace 2022 pre-fall letterman for your service and for having red blue And purple u rly helped a gal out #in other news forget sukuna honestly if im his barista im killing him im spitting in his coffee and then im killing him #i held back bc /i/ didnt want to draw a massive drink but u kno that tag wld b longer than the gd cup #anyway kinda different style aka i lined again after weeks of painting which youd think would lose me time but its sm faster #id forgotten i can b fast when i want to im so happy ive still got it in me 2 finish a draws in a day #looks at the week spent on megumi's upcoming bday piece........cries #anyway hbd goe joe my feelings 4 u r complicated but u r very fun to draw and for that i thank u

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lil-vibes · 3 months ago

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Silk Cradle was rough on them lol

#actual footage of my first playthrough #shamura was my biggest op #the yellow fleece prob didnt help my non existent dodging skills at the time huh #in universe tho they were rushing bc they wanted that cat OUT of there #narilamb #cotl #my art #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #bishop narinder #cotl aym #cotl baal #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb #main cotl verse #my new stylus finally arrived gang we are so back 🗣️🗣️#the crown is holding the clasps that keep their wool styled and i think its cute :3

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musubiki · 7 months ago

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my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

#fom #fields of mistria #march #balor #art #fanart #not much to tag tbh #i do like march too but balor still takes the cake for me #i know i said that other one was my last fanart but i wanted to doodle march he looks easy to draw #and then balor happened too i cant help it #i just restarted the game im taking it slower this time #i really wish the dragonguard heist plan didnt fall through #cuz i wouldve loved to have isa just go try and grab balors keys #hehe #anyway march is canonically jacked right #not as much as his brother but he has the arms right #appearently balors eyes are brown but i have no idea what color marchs eyes are supposed to be #they just look black #love that the children are always on about balor being so mysterious #so real let me join the dragonguards #the amazing thing to me about balor is that i just did not give a shit about him in the promo art up until i met him in-game #like i saw him in the promos and was like cool whatever ill probably go for march...until i actually met him

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fycoren · 30 days ago

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so wtf was that episode.

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zouffle · 10 months ago

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they should invent a doctor that actually helps you

#i've had like 3 doctors that have ever actually believed me and helped me #many more that believed me and didnt help me #and MANY more that just didn't believe me #if you aren't going to listen to your patients then why did you become a doctor #fuckass

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watchingwisteria · 1 year ago

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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

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kilometresrufflefuck · 2 years ago

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compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun

#all refs are to australian law #rookposting #twitter #ace attorney #phoenix wright #eta: as funny as it is i do want to make clear i didnt ONLY get into law bc of aa hahaha #it definitely kickstarted my interest in law!#but dont worry this isnt phoenix wright simulator for me!#i take it very seriously!#and fundamentally i am in it to help people #second eta as of mid to late 2023 yes i graduated!

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