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my favorite part of final destination is their commitment to practical effects

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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my dog came and got me while I was getting ready for work this morning, and she was signaling that it was Very Urgent. I followed her downstairs thinking something was wrong with my senior dog or my partner but the minute my foot hit the bottom step my partner loudly asked "Did she come get you, too?"

"She did, what's wrong?"

"She wants you to look at the frog."

"...The frog?"

"Yeah. The frog."

"There's a frog?"

"on the window, yeah"

so she was standing in the corner staring at me VERY expectantly and somewhat impatiently, so I walked over and she immediately turned her attention back to the window and sure enough. very high up. and very small. there was a frog.

keep in mind that bigfoot himself could be in the yard outside and this dog Would Not Care. but god forbid a frog catches a vibe on the window I guess. anyway. glad my dog deemed this worthy of my attention

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my dog came and got me while I was getting ready for work this morning, and she was signaling that it was Very Urgent. I followed her downstairs thinking something was wrong with my senior dog or my partner but the minute my foot hit the bottom step my partner loudly asked "Did she come get you, too?"

"She did, what's wrong?"

"She wants you to look at the frog."

"...The frog?"

"Yeah. The frog."

"There's a frog?"

"on the window, yeah"

so she was standing in the corner staring at me VERY expectantly and somewhat impatiently, so I walked over and she immediately turned her attention back to the window and sure enough. very high up. and very small. there was a frog.

keep in mind that bigfoot himself could be in the yard outside and this dog Would Not Care. but god forbid a frog catches a vibe on the window I guess. anyway. glad my dog deemed this worthy of my attention

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nobody tells you cats have three eyelids that's just something you find out when you get one and they fall asleep on you and they look like they're possessed

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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

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oh my god youtube why do you think it's okay to show me SIX ads during an ELEVEN MINUTE VIDEO??

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when i was a kid i never understood christmas stories where the kids ask for something the parents can't afford bc my parents always told me and my siblings santa had a budget of a hundred bucks and that we couldn't ask for anything more than that

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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that’s a good one

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Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

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"drink water" why? just to piss?