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amiharana · 2 years ago

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Wait if Revali was in an idol group who else would be in it and what would their debut song be, plus theme?? Like would it be the rito like Teba Harth etc or would it be like a mix of people (like Teba and sidon and others etc etc) plus what would their name be just curious… or revs positions you know the drill

u know now that i think about it oomfie i think u were the one who was putting newjeans on my dashboard a couple weeks back i should have known u were a kpopper 🤣 also kpop idol positions are always the strangest thing to me so i had to do a little review LMAO

if you wanna be fr, revali wouldn't want to be in an idol group at all, he wanted to be a soloist. but the managers were like no you would do good in a group, debut in a group first and we'll talk about solo later if you're successful enough. so revali fucking hates all these other guys but he is a good asf actor and is so good at delivering fanservice y'all would have never thought he was praying on his bandmates' downfalls KDJFJKDFK i wouldn't have been surprised if it was actually revali tipping off dispatch to give the others scandals

revali is the main vocalist and dancer the maknae LMAO (transl: youngest) of the group RiTO which stands for "Rising To Own", which refers to the group's belief that if "the sky is limit", they must rise higher to break the limit and go beyond it in order to own their true selves. i think it would be funny if since the word is "rising", fans debate on whether to pronounce the acronym as "ree-to" or "rai-to" and even years after the group's debut, people are still fighting online about how to pronounce it. then you got some freaks who say each letter out loud or straight up skip over the "i" to say RTO. RiTO fans are called "ownwings" because they are the wings that allow the group to rise and break the limit, as well as being encouragement to the fans to use their own wings to fly up and achieve lofty dreams together with RiTO. was that kpop-y enough LMFAO i should be a kpop ceo fr fr

the other members of the group include members leader and main rapper teba, lead rapper lead dancer harth, lead vocalist and visual kass, and leader dancer sub vocalist mimo. ages from oldest to youngest goes as mimo, kass, teba-harth (same year teba is older), and then revali. kass is the face of the group, revali and teba switch between being centers a lot, and revali is their all-rounder. i mentioned having to review kpop positions bc shit like "main" vs "lead" always confuses me, so for my non-kpop mutuals, you can refer to this article for more in-depth explanations.

my instinct was to say that they do a "refreshing" concept ASTRO-style because the rito=birds=air=refreshing, but like... do you Really think teba, harth, revali, and mimo could do your standard run-of-the-mill kpop refreshing concept LMFAOKDJFDK

teba and harth's generally gruff and cold-shoulder personalities throw me off trying to come up with ideas for this, because imagining them as kpop idols is so fucking funny. these guys are the dads who will drop their kids off at the TWICE concert grumpy asf as if they're not going home blasting FEEL SPECIAL in the car like ✋😭 (they would never admit it out loud, but teba's bias is jihyo because he respects how long she was a trainee to achieve her dream and harth's is jeongyeon because he likes how her tomboyish charm sets her apart from the rest of the group).

so just because canonically 4/5 of the group are older dilf characters (yes i think mimo is a dilf), i would say their debut concept at the very least would be something that's dark/mature/sexy? i'm thinking they're gonna do something like a kingsman concept bc i feel like that fits their vibe. like iirc the movie 'kingsman' was super popular in south korea so maybe that's what makes them skyrocket in popularity. RiTO debuts with a fresh gentlemen-spy concept and the music video has a story that eventually becomes full-scale lore throughout the rest of their music.

i mentioned revali being a hating ass little bitch when he has to debut in a group but also consider him being like 16-17 while the other members are 18-21 already. these guys are older than him in an industry that is known to be extremely competitive, full of rivalries and harmful health habits that could crush revali if he's not quick or clever enough :( he's just a baby in this industry tbh. so — and stay with me here — i'm imagining teba being the leader and figuring out that revali is just constantly furious and irritated and seething because he wants to be a soloist and not in a group, so he dads revali a bit as his leader and tries to get to know him and get him to calm down. just revali and teba bonding 🥺 and revali eventually not being a hater anymore and slowly having more brotherly bonds with the other members. he becomes their little baby 🥹🤍 always mussing his hair up and giving him bear hugs and teasing him lightheartedly where revali scoffs and pushes them away, but inside he feels warm because he was an only child with parents who were always working.

imagining baby trainee revali who practices the choreo of their debut for hours until he collapses from exhaustion in the practice room, and teba comes in to tell him to go to sleep just as revali falls to the floor. teba immediately shouts for harth who's just down the hall and then goes running to revali to make sure he didn't hit his head or anything. the kid is sweaty and red-faced from how much he danced, completely conked the fuck out from how exhausted he is. harth comes and they carry him to his bed, and try to wake him up so revali can at least drink some water and see if he'll be able to wash up himself, and the whole experience is life-changing for revali because he's like. why did u do all this. and teba and harth are like ??? you're part of the team, we have to take care of each other? and you're the youngest... we have to take care of you especially. and revali is just wide-eyed and about to cry because what the hell. these people actually care about him??????

also manager kaneli and CEO valoo lmfaodkjfdkj. i'm torn between a couple of ideas for the company name because it's either like (1) RiTO is under 'TBNTH (Tabantha) Entertainment' which is a subsidiary of HEBRA Labels, (2) RiTO is under the company 'hebra ent.', OR (3) RiTO is under HEBRA ENT. which is a subsidiary of HYRULE CORPORATION. however for the last one, that would imply that were i to make link a kpop idol as well (😳), he would be in a company that is also a subsidiary to hyrule corp. not that it matters too much but i just think it would be funny if it was like. revali was from a Big 3 company whereas link was from an underdog company like bighit when it first started out. or maybe it does start like that and link's company becomes a subsidiary under one of the other Big 3 companies (Hyrule Corp, TWILI Industries, and TeRMiNA Labels?). i considered also doing something like RiTO being under [company named after hebra/tabantha] which is a subsidiary of [corporation label named after wind waker dragon roost island] but idk.

i'm not gonna go too into link's presence or revalink's relationship here unless you request it since you only asked about revali and i wanna keep the focus on him for this post 😭 but i think kpop idol!link OR fan!link would be very interesting for this au. like what about link who goes from fan to idol p1harmony-keeho style 😭 imagine if link was making tweets about revali like that one busanwings tweet before becoming an idol LIKE DKJFHDKJFHJDF

if link is only just a kpop idol, then him and revali are for SURE getting into dispatch dating rumor scandals. (for non-kpop oomfs, dispatch is a news company notorious in south korea for stalking kpop idols and dishing out scandals on them frequently). it'll be some stupid shit like "H3RO's Link was seen exiting the Slippery Falcon Cafe wearing a shirt similar to RiTO's Revali. Could it be the two idols are seeing each other?" because dating rumors have actually happened in kpop like that 😭

also consider them getting in a dating rumor, and where revali's managers are furious and revali doesn't want to be involved with this nugu, link is completely starry-eyed because revali is actually his idol and the reason why he pursued being an idol, and his company is actually thrilled because ahaha bad publicity is still publicity, right? especially if it has to do with one of the top groups out there right now!

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #ask #noraiir-arts #idol au #I'M SAWRY I CACKLED WRITING THE MEANING OF THE GROUP'S NAME #TELL ME THAT'S NOT HOW ALL THE NEW KPOP GRPS SOUND LIKE DEBUTING W THEIR CRAZY ASS NAMES #back in my day they used to openly call themselves goofy shit like Bulletproof Boyscouts!#the kids these days are naming themselves after orders of angels and grammatical symbols and making it fakedeep #i'm jk i love leslayrafim and -#in this au kass teba and harth's kids will just be their younger siblings #and saki & amali will be kass n teba's secret gfs that the company said they can't have because dating ban #don't ask me about link's group name in this one i just chose a random word and tried to make it look like a kpop group name #anyways when the group disbands they say in their disbandment song that the limit never existed and they just wanted to fly with ownwings #HEKJFDSJKHFJKSDHFJSDKFHLKDSFJHSKDLFJHDS #ISN'T THAT SO CORNY AND SO KPOPPISH #IM LAUGHING CRYING SO HARD RN #don't ask me why i put mimo from eventide island #i wasn't gonna put fyson either that kid is too lazy to be an idol

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twoj-motylek · 8 months ago

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20.04.2024 [14.22]

64.7 kg

Ważyłam się rano było 64.8 kg wróciłam do domu po sklepie z rodzicami i jest jeszcze -0.1 kg, czyli od wczoraj -0.6 kg 🥰 Mimo że jadałam. Wgl najgorsze są sny w których się obżeracie. Ja dziś taki miałam, nie wytrzymała w nim i zaczęłam jeść wszystko jak leci i miałam straszne wyrzuty sumienia nawet we śnie lmao. Tak mi to wszystko na bani siadło. A co dokładnie? Już wam opowiadam.

W postach niżej często pisałam o komentarzach mojego trenera odnośnie mojej wagi. W ciągu ostatniego miesiąca tyle razy mi to wypominał, że nawet nie zliczę.

Sytuacje:

1. Ważył dziewczynę młodsza ode mnie o jakieś 6 lat i ona waży więcej ode mnie (67.7 kg) powinna ważyć w jej wieku o wiele mniej) a trener mówi: Cooo? Jak to się w tobie mieści?! Wgl po tobie tego nie widać, rozumiem *moje imię* ale ty?!

A ja stoję tam jak 🤡

2. Byliśmy na zawodach, ale ja nie uczestniczyłam, i dziewczyny w mojej kategorii wiekowej były o wiele większe ode mnie na jakieś 15/20 kg. I ja mówię do niego: dlaczego one wszystkie są takie ciężkie?

Na co od odpowiada: a ty niby jesteś lekka?

3. Te same zawody, inny czas. Moja przyjaciółka waży 59 i dla niej taka waga jest bardzo ciężka, co mówię ja z myślą o tym, gdyby moja przyjaciółka uczestniczyła: dlaczego one wszystkie są takie wielkie? Co on po odpowiada: czy ty siebie widziałaś?

4. Często nazywa mnie krówką

Mamy w grupie dziewczynę, która waży 85kg. Nigdy, ale to nigdy nie powiedział jej coś takiego. Nie wiem czym zasłużyłam sobie takie traktowanie, ale dzięki temu wszystkiemu chce mi się rzygac gdy patrzę na jedzenie

#dieta #kalorie #chude jest piękne #zaburzenia odzywiania #muszę schudnąć #myśli #schudnę #motylek any #motylki #aż do kości

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misswoozi · 1 year ago

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ok this might be far fetched but hear me out:

camgirl mimo au where momo is a camgirl and only mina knows and that's why she keeps staring at her during lives 😭 like one night mina is just on some camgirl website and finds this girl who looks like momo and she's just in pure disbelief so she texts momo and sees the girls phone light up and gets freaked out and turns the live off 💀 but she starts thinking about it more and more until she caves in and becomes an avid viewer 😗

you know what, OP? I am so much more willing to accept a 'far-fetched' AU when someone comes to me and is just like "THIS ISN'T REALISTIC BUT HEAR ME OUT ANYWAY" so I am 100% on-board and ready to talk about this lmao give me all the fictional nonsense and I'm here for it.

so! Momo is our secret camgirl. Mina, bless her heart, is definitely the type to be looking for gorgeous solo!girls to watch. she comes across a girl who looks A LOT like Momo but she wears a mask to cover the lower part of her face so Mina figures it's just a coincidence. OBVIOUSLY it's not Momo. OF COURSE it can't be Momo. Mina watches for a little while but... she can't get it out of her head that it maaaaybe possibly INSANELY could be Momo... so just to prove to herself that it isn't, she texts Momo. But at the same time as her text message is delivered, the Very Hot Camgirl's phone lights up in the background. Mina loses her mind, closes her laptop and tries not to think about it again but... she can't help but keep stealing glances at Momo for the next few days. AND she can't help but end up BACK on that site a week later...

#love it tbh #thank you!#twice smut #momo smut #mina smut

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idkicantdothis · 1 year ago

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moja przyjaciolka zaraz dojdzie do swojej pierwszej ugw 49kg brakuje jej tylko 1kg.. jest moja motywacja jako tako mimo ze sie nie glodzi bo poprostu jest cala malutka z natury, chciaz nie zadnych wymowek poprostu ona potrafi zamknac morde i tyle nie wpierdalac LMAO

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withleeknow · 1 year ago

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thirteen percent.

pairing: minho x reader genre/warnings: established relationship, fluff; mentions of drinking, cursing, hella unedited and tbh i kinda gave up toward the end but i wanted to post smth lmao word count: 1.2k note: inspired by the events of friday night in which i had 1.3 bottle of soju and promptly passed out while unmuted all night in my discord server lmfao

as always, i’d appreciate any thoughts or comments you may have, and please drop a like and/or reblog if you enjoy reading ♡

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the first thing you do when you wake up is scowl.

at the sun. at the sky. at the cars and at the people going about their day on the street below. at soonie and doongie when you find them just peacefully existing in their respective corners of the room.

at minho who's looking at you from the doorway with an amused expression on his face.

"look who's finally up," he says, approaching the bed with a glass of water in his hands. "it's almost 1pm, heathen."

you groan, covering your face with your hands as you try to sink further into the mattress. "why are you so loud today?"

"this is my normal volume?"

"your normal volume is loud."

"hmm, could this be because last night you knocked back an entire bottle of soju and then some and therefore you have a raging headache right now?"

you blink, still delirious from the night before. it's obvious that the alcohol hasn't completely left your system and minho is right. there's a pounding in your head and you wish it would stop.

you ignore his sassy quip, trying to recall what happened. "how did i get home?"

it was supposed to be a cozy night in with your friends. you'd been looking forward to last night for weeks because all of you had been so busy with your respective lives, and a fun girl's night was desperately needed. to catch up, to gossip about your partners, to escape your tiresome realities for a few hours.

and of course, to unwind and drink. not to the point of being blackout drunk; just to de-stress a little.

"how do you think?" minho asks, holding out the water for you until you muster enough strength to sit up and take it from him. he watches as you greedily gulp down the liquid to satiate your dry throat, giving him back the empty glass when you're done and lying back down again. he sets the glass on your bedside table before he joins you under the covers. "boyfriend of the year went out in the middle of the night to drag your ass home."

"you took me home?"

"i just said boyfriend of the year, didn't i?"

despite his smartass attitude, minho still snakes an arm around your body to pull you close to him, until your head is lying on his chest while he strokes your hair gently.

"it was just soju. plum soju!" you try to justify your actions, throwing a leg over his and snuggling further into the warmth of his body. "only thirteen percent!"

minho scoffs. "that's how they get you. the fun flavors make you think that you're gonna be fine if you do just a couple more shots. next thing you know, you're sending your boyfriend gibberish messages at 2am."

to emphasize his point, minho shows you his phone, goes straight to the text thread you two share.

you mostly sent him nonsense, seemingly a lot of keyboard smashes and blurry drunken selfies of you and your friends. then came the last few messages.

you: oh naue why rom sponnign you: i wsntto go homrr you: mimo tskeeee me homeee

"oh." you purse your lips. "drunk me was a moment."

"no, she was a lot of moments actually. you stayed up for almost two hours after i brought you home."

"doing what?"

your boyfriend looks down at you, an unimpressed look on his face before he rolls his eyes and sighs, recanting the story of how you exhausted him just hours prior.

"stop squirming," minho said, trying to keep your head from lolling to the side as he wiped at your face with a cotton pad doused in micellar water.

but you kept giggling, kept trying to hold his cheeks so you could kiss him. "mimo, you're so pretty. my pretty, pr-" hiccup! "pretty mimo."

it took him thirty whole minutes just to take your makeup off, then another forty five to go through your skincare routine.

it was an entire struggle to get you out of your clothes and into your sleepwear because apparently, the feeling of him tugging your blouse over your head and sliding your jeans down your legs tickled that amorous part of your brain - your horndog side, if you will.

you instantly latched onto him, climbing on top of him to sit on his lap, attempting to trail kisses along his neck when all minho was trying to do was put your t-shirt on.

"not now," he scolded you lightly, pushing you away by your shoulders before he held your arms up just long enough to slip the shirt over your body.

"whyyy not?"

"mostly because you're about ten seconds away from passing out."

but that wasn't something that your intoxicated brain could comprehend. all you understood was that your boyfriend didn't want to have sex with you, that he was rejecting you.

you went quiet all of a sudden, your lips pouting, your eyes turning glassy before you practically sob, "you don't want me anymore."

minho could only sigh.

"what now?" he had finally managed to get your restless ass into bed, thinking you'd surely knock out within seconds of hitting the sheets. but when he returned to the bedroom five minutes later, having cleared away your clothes to be put in the washer in the morning, minho found you lying on your side, your eyes glued to your phone, your face illuminated by the blue light coming from the device. "why aren't you sleeping?"

you were going through your camera roll, watching your old videos like they were your favorite tv show. videos of you and him, videos of him and the cats, or just random videos of him that you took when you thought he wasn't paying attention.

it was cute how you were so immersed, how you kept giggling and making heart eyes at the version of minho captured on your phone. it made him smile, just standing there and watching you like that.

it was beyond endearing, but it was also fucking 4:18am.

minho snatched the device away from you and put it somewhere you couldn't reach before he settled into bed with you.

"i miss my mimo," you whined. "give me back my mimo."

he knew there was no use in telling you that you didn't need to miss him when he, the object of your affection himself, was lying next to you. instead, he just yanked you closer, tucking your face into the crook of his neck and holding you tightly so you couldn't move, hoping that it would eventually lull you to dreamland.

"your mimo is right here. now go to sleep, you menace."

"and not to mention you kept-"

"nope." you put a hand over minho's mouth so he would shut up. "i've heard enough."

he pushes your hand away. "i deserve compensation for what i had to go through last night."

"the satisfaction of taking care of your wonderful girlfriend wasn't enough for you?"

"no," he says. then, you both just stare at each another for a few minutes.

"fine," you relent. "i'll make it up to you with one hundred kisses."

"i want a cat tower."

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sister-claire-critical · 2 years ago

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I am so, so grossed our and uncomfortable with the Clairie happening in he MIMOS at the moment. They didn't have to push how the three girls see themselves as sisters! They didn't have to have both Claire and Marie call Sabine Nonna! They didn't have to literally have Rosie think of Claire as her little sister! They didn't have to repeat the same dynamic of Cat/Oscar! And it's even WORSE with Claire and Maire since they were literally raised from birth together and consider Cat and Oscar their shared parents!! That was a choice! WHY?

THESE SURE WERE CHOICES THAT WERE MADE LMAO

—Mod Marie 🌸

#sister claire critical

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kiawren · 2 years ago

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I don't usually post fics but I really liked this silly chatfic I made of me and the alola squad lol

(fic under cut!)

Usernames:

Kiawe: FIRE0FALOLA

Sophocles: EpicGamer777

Lana: icaughtkyogre

Mallow: pinaptart

Lillie: ❀ Lillie ❀

Wren (my s/i): woolooloo

(for context, kiawe is wren's (my) romantic f/o and the rest of us are all friends)

—

woolooloo added FIRE0FALOLA, icaughtkyogre and 3 more to Alola Squad!

woolooloo: I thought a gc would be nice for us to talk when we're not together

icaughtkyogre: yooo a gc 🔥

FIRE0FALOLA: Why do we need a group chat? We see each other every day

woolooloo: Oh ok i'll just delete this then

FIRE0FALOLA: NO WAIT DON'T!!! SORRY WREN DON'T DELETE THIS COME BACK

EpicGamer777: KGjfgwQ639?&Pfhg9

EpicGamer777: sorry

EpicGamer777: togedemaru rolled over my keyboard

icaughtkyrogre: lmao

❀ Lillie ❀: oh hello everyone (*^▽^*)

woolooloo Hi lillie :)

icaughtkyogre: hi lillie :)

FIRE0FALOLA: Hi Lillie :)

EpicGamer777: hi lilliEQg8fhg2w

❀ Lillie ❀: what's everyone doing now? (^o^)/

icaughtkyogre: [lyingonthesand.jpg]

FIRE0FALOLA: How long have you been there? The sun is already setting

icaughtkyogre: 4 hours

woolooloo: Average lana activity

woolooloo: How's the sand?

icaughtkyogre: wet

woolooloo: Hey wheres mallow?

EpicGamer777: @pinaptart

❀ Lillie ❀: I think mallow is baking dessert (´⊙ω⊙`)?

FIRE0FALOLA: It's already dark outside, Lana are you still on the sand??

icaughtkyogre: yeah it's nice

pinaptart: Hello everyone! I see you guys made a groupchat

❀ Lillie ❀: Hi mallow! (*^▽^*)

EpicGamer777: hi mallOW7

woolooloo: hi mallow :]

woolooloo: what were you doing just now

pinaptart: I was baking dessert

icaughtkyogre: can we see

pinaptart: [honeyglazedberrycupcakes.jpg]

woolooloo: That looks so good??

icaughtkyogre: save us some for tmr or else

pinaptart: Yes sir :salute:

FIRE0FALOLA: Hello

FIRE0FALOLA: Hi

woolooloo: Hi kiawe

FIRE0FALOLA: Yes I m kiawe

FIRE0FALOLA: I love wren

icaughtkyogre: lol I don't think that's kiawe

FIRE0FALOLA: Sorry everyone!!!!

FIRE0FALOLA: My little sister took my phone when I went to the bathroom!!!!

woolooloo: I love you too kiawe

FIRE0FALOLA: Huh

FIRE0FALOLA: Shit

FIRE0FALOLA: How did she

EpicGamer777: he went offline lol

icaughtkyogre: kiawe.exe stopped working

❀ Lillie ❀: haha mimo is so cute (´▽｀;)

pinaptart: Quick question guys, does pinap belong on pizza?

woolooloo: Yes

icaughtkyogre: no it does not

woolooloo: Are your tastebuds okay do you need them checked

woolooloo: How could you not like pinap on pizza :(

EpicGamer777: that's disgusting

icaughtkyogre: see

woolooloo: Why are you all against me

woolooloo: @❀ Lillie ❀ does pinap taste good on pizza say yes

❀ Lillie ❀: I have no preference (＾ω＾)

icaughtkyogre: say it's ass

❀ Lillie ❀: don't make me choose please (╥_╥) I like whatever mallow cooks

pinaptart: How did you know I asked that because I was gonna make pizza for you guys?

icaughtkyogre: all 6 of us are connected by telepathy

woolooloo: It's the Power of Friendship™

EpicGamer777: holy shit you're gonna make pizza for us

EpicGamer777: we love you mallow

woolooloo: We love you mallow

icaughtkyogre: we love you mallow

❀ Lillie ❀: we love you mallow (⌒▽⌒)☆

pinaptart: I love you guys too

pinaptart: But could you pick a side 😔

woolooloo: Add the pinap 🔥🔥🔥

icaughtkyogre: don't add the pinap 🔥🔥🔥

icaughtkyogre: wren you're uncultured

woolooloo: hey

woolooloo: @FIRE0FALOLA kiawe please back me up

icaughtkyogre: he's probably still recovering from just now

woolooloo: @FIRE0FALOLA @FIRE0FALOLA

FIRE0FALOLA: Yes Wren? 🙃

woolooloo: Hey kiawe 🙃

woolooloo: Could you tell them pinap tastes awesome on pizza

FIRE0FALOLA: Oh

FIRE0FALOLA: But I prefer pizza without pinap

woolooloo: .......

icaughtkyogre: BETRAYED

woolooloo: We're breaking up

FIRE0FALOLA: WHAT

FIRE0FALOLA: WHAT DID I DO

FIRE0FALOLA: WAIT ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS

FIRE0FALOLA: WREN

FIRE0FALOLA: WREN???

FIRE0FALOLA: WREN???? 😭😭😭😭

FIRE0FALOLA: I take it back

FIRE0FALOLA: Pinap on pizza is the best food created. Top tier gourmet food. Culinary perfection. Gastronomical genius.

woolooloo: THANK YOU

woolooloo: ILYSM <3

FIRE0FALOLA: I LOVE YOU TOO 🥺🥺🥺

icaughtkyogre: CORNY LAME BOOO

icaughtkyogre: 🍅🍅🍅👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅

icaughtkyogre: that's cheating

woolooloo: No it's not

FIRE0FALOLA: No it's not

icaughtkyogre: those who agree it's cheating say kiawren cancelled

EpicGamer777: kiawren cancelled

EpicGamer777: romance cancelled

❀ Lillie ❀: I don't think it's cheating (＾_＾)

icaughtkyogre: shut up lillie

icaughtkyogre: WAIT

woolooloo: LANA WHAT DID YOU SAY TO LILLIE

icaughtkyogre: WAIT

woolooloo: YOU PROBABLY MADE HER CRY

icaughtkyogre: I DIDNT MEAN IT

icaughtkyogre: I WASNT THINKING WHEN I WAS TYPING THAT

EpicGamer777: lana cancelled

woolooloo: lana cancelled

pinaptart: So

pinaptart: Pinap on pizza yes or no 😑😑😑

pinaptart: If you guys don't decide in 2 mins I won't be making lunch for you

EpicGamer777: NO

woolooloo: WAIT

woolooloo: Lillie we need you to pick a side so it's 3:2

woolooloo: (pick pinap)

EpicGamer777: she's still offline

EpicGamer777: cause you upset her lana

icaughtkyogre: lillie i'm sorry

icaughtkyogre: how on earth should I make it up to you

❀ Lillie ❀: you don't have to (*´・ｖ・)

❀ Lillie ❀: but I vote for pinap on the pizza (★ω★)b

icaughtkyogre: this is cuz of just now wasn't it

❀ Lillie ❀: no, you're completely forgiven, I don't know what you're talking about (⊙︿⊙)?

EpicGamer777: yeah it's cause of just now lol

woolooloo: lol

pinaptart: So sorry guys

pinaptart: I realised we actually don't have pinap at the restaurant now

pinaptart: I thought I was keeping track of how much was left but I guess I've used it all up :,)

icaughtkyogre: LMAO

icaughtkyogre: I guess we're having pinap-less pizza B)

icaughtkyogre: get rekt

woolooloo: :(

FIRE0FALOLA: It's okay Wren! If you're ever craving pizza with pinap I can take you to have it together :)

woolooloo: You're the best

woolooloo: Are you busy now kiawe

FIRE0FALOLA: No, why?

woolooloo: If it's not too late, can you come pick me up to have waffles :]

FIRE0FALOLA: NOW????

FIRE0FALOLA: FUCK YEAH

FIRE0FALOLA: I'M ON CHARIZARD ALREADY ILL BE THERE AT YOUR PLACE IN 5 MINS

icaughtkyogre: cringe + L + #cancelromance

❀ Lillie ❀: I think it's cute <3

❀ Lillie ❀: okay bye guys, rest well tonight, I'm going to spend time with snowy! (*＾ワ＾*)

woolooloo: Bye lillie :)

icaughtkyogre: bye lillie :)

EpicGamer777: bye lillie :)

EpicGamer777: wheres mallow btw

EpicGamer777: she's like never online

icaughtkyogre: restaurant things i assume

EpicGamer777: maybe she just finds us annoying

icaughtkyogre: that makes a lot of sense

EpicGamer777: so everybody's offline except us

icaughtkyogre: yeah kiawe and wren are enjoying their waffles so it's just us

EpicGamer777: aromantic solidarity

icaughtkyogre: aromantic solidarity

#had so much fun with this lmao #self ship #selfship #selfship fic #💗🌅

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kakashi-fangirl-ita-blog · 8 months ago

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Lo so che sarebbe un ask, ma io lo faccio lo stesso così

1:What got you into Hetalia? UN EDIT SU INSTAGRAM DI @INNOCENTEDITS E PRIMA ANCORA UN MEP CON SOME NIGHTS

2: What month and year did you first start watching it? LUGLIO 2017

3: Who is your favourite character currently? FRANCIA

4: If you could have one ship become canon, what pairing would it be? FRUK

5: Do you like Hetalia yaoi? BOH RAGA SE GUARDI HETALIA NON PUOI NON SHIPPARE I PERSONAGGI MASCHILI TRA DI LORO

6: How has Hetalia affected history for you? CAPISCO DI ESSERE PERMANENTEMENTE DANNEGGIATA QUANDO LEGGO SUI LIBRI DI STORIA "I TEDESCHI PENETRARONO IN ITALIA" E PENSO A TUTT'ALTRO

7: What do you prefer and why: Axis or Allies? IL TRIO È ICONICO, MA FORSE PREFERISCO GLI ALLIES

8: Hetalia OTP? FRUK E SPAMANO

9: Do any of your friends like Hetalia? YEPPP

10: Are you caught up with all of the episodes? LO AMMETTO: NON HO GUARDATO TUTTA L'ULTIMA STAGIONE USCITA- MI SONO DIMENTICATA

11: Which Hetalia-related merchandise (official and unofficial) do you own? DELLE MINI ACTION FIGURE DI FRANCIA E INGHILTERRA, DELLE STATUETTE IN ACRILICO, DELLE SPILLE, DELLE CARTE E DEI PORTACHIAVI

12: Do you read any fanfics and if so, what's your favourite one? NE HO LETTE TROPPE, FAV IN ASSOLUTO IL MIELE SUL BICCHIERE

13: How have you contributed to the fandom? FACEVO EDIT, SCRIVO FANFICTION E DIFFONDO IL VERBO OVUNQUE

14: What popular ship do you not like? NESSUNA, SONO UNA MULTISHIPPER ED È DIFFICILE TROVARE UNA SHIP CHE NON MI PIACCIA

15: What unpopular ship do you like? FORSE UNGHERIA X CZECH

16: Who was the first character you instantly fell in love with? CREDO FOSSE SEMPRE FRANCIA PERCHÈ AVEVO VISTO UN EDIT TRISTE SU DI LUI LOL

17: What episode gave you the most feels? QUELLO DEL SOLDATO FRANCESE

18: What episode gave you the most laughs? FORSE QUELLO DI SAN VALENTINO

19: What is your favourite episode in general? IDK DOVREI RIGUARDARE LA SERIE LMAO

20: Do you have any crossover ships with any Hetalia characters? NO

21: What is your favourite Hetaloid song? MAI SENTITE

22: Thoughts on HetaOni? Have you played it? SAREBBE STATO FIGO FARCI UNO SPIN-OFF ANIMATO

23: Is Germany the Holy Roman Empire? SECONDO ME SI' IN UN CERTO SENSO

24: Any character you don't like in particular? FORSE ESTONIA, LETTONIA E UCRAINA

25: Do you roleplay any characters on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, Omegle, etc? NO

26: Who would be the one character you would love to meet? FRANCIA OBV E FORSE ROMANO GIUSTO PER FARMI DARE UNA SVEGLIATA LMAOOO

27: Do you recognize Sealand as a country? LMAO... NO

28: If you could ask Himaruya one question only, what would it be? DATO CHE LI DISEGNI SEMPRE CON QUESTA TENSIONE SESSUALE EVIDENTE, PUOI DISEGNARE FRANCIA E INGHILTERRA CHE FANNO FICHI FICHI? GRAZIE

29: Do you cosplay any of the characters from Hetalia? VOLEVO FARE NYO FRANCIA

30: If you had the ability to change your height, shape, voice, clothing, and even gender, who would be your dream Hetalia cosplay? IDK FORSE INGHILTERRA CON L'OUTFIT ROSSO

31: Look at the country you are currently living in. If they are an official Hetalia character, how do you feel about that character, as well as the country itself? NORD E SUD ITALIA SONO PERFETTI

32: What are some Hetalia OC's (Original Characters) you have made up? CENTRO ITALIA

33: What are some of your biggest headcanons? QUELLO DI FRANCIA-MIMO E INGHILTERRA-GUARDIA NELL'ALDILA', HOGWARTS AU, MUTANT AU

34: What is the one thing about the fandom that irks you the most? GLI ANTIS DELLE SHIP, AVETE ROTTO IL CAZZO

35: Your favourite seiyuu/voice actor in the Sub or the Dub? IL DOPPIATORE DI INGHILTERRA IN GIAPPONESE E ANCHE QUELLA DI CZECH

36: Are you a HetaStuck? Thoughts on it? MA CHE È

37: Is Hetalia the biggest fandom you are in? If not, what is? SONO IN TANTISSIMI FANDOM MA SICURAMENTE HETALIA È UNO DEI PIÙ RILEVANTI INSIEME A PANDORA HEARTS

38: How much has Hetalia taken over your life? TROPPO

39: What is your favourite fan-made video or tribute you've ever seen? QUELLO CON SOME NIGHTS DEI FAN, STAMPATO NEL MIO CERVELLO

40: Do you think Prussia is awesome? OVVIO, MA È ANCHE UN FALLITO AHAHAHAH

41: Personality-wise, which character are you like the most? UN MIX TRA ITALIA, CINA E GIAPPONE

42: How do you feel about the Nordics? AMORINI

43: How do you feel about the "cult" around Germany? DOITSUISM

44: Any crack pairings? LA GERFRA È MOLTO CAOTICA

45: Will you ever leave the Hetalia fandom? NO

46: Are you glad that you started watching Hetalia? SEMPRE

47: What did you do before starting to watch Hetalia? GUARDAVO ALTRI ANIME COME FACCIO ANCHE ADESSO LOL

48: Have you read the Web Comic, watched the Anime, both, or neither? LETTO E GUARDATO

49: What is the thing in general that you absolutely love about Hetalia? LA COMICITA' E IL FATTO CHE SIA MOLTO VERSATILE (SOPRATTUTTO PER FANFICTION, FANART, AU, HEADCANONS)

50: If you could have one wish granted that was Hetalia-related, what would it be? FRUK E SPAMANO CANON PER FAVORE

Interactive Weekend! 50 Random Hetalia Asks!!!

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amiharana · 2 years ago

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Do you even need me to request kpop revalink

(kpop idol revali for reference)

i'm just going to put your two asks together lmao

this idea is so big-brained and on brand. i was originally already beginning to write about link and zelda being in an idol duo (an idea i borrowed from my concepted fe3h kpop idols au LOL), but this lines up better with revalink's canon interactions ^^ maybe zelda can be analogous to IU or taeyeon or another huge kpop soloist

i'm going to continue in the assumed world where HYRULE CORP is the main company, and the companies link and revali are from are subsidiaries of HYRULE, i.e. revali is under Hebra Ent. and link is actually from a smaller, newly acquired company called Necluda Music. i'm gonna pull an olivia hye on link and say he actually only trained for one day before the managers decided they wanted him to debut, because he's actually a fucking prodigy; he passed the audition with flying colors, and the vocal coaches and dance teachers think he's already debut-ready 🫣 in contrast, i'm going to pull a jihyo on revali and have him be a trainee of 10 years LMFOAKJDHFKDJ should i pull a TWICE on RiTO and have them form via competition/survival show too?

warning for the below. this was extremely self-indulgent and perhaps indecipherable because i used so many kpop terms. but i had a lot of fun writing it.

at this time, RiTO have been rookies for a couple months now and are preparing for their next comeback with a mini album (their debut was only a single), when revali gets the news that their new sister company Necluda Music (what a dumb name, revali thinks) will be debuting a brand new soloist by the name of LINK, with who the company wants to demonstrate a better way of connecting the fans to their idol. revali is still a little bitter about having to debut in a group, even though teba and his hyungs (KDJFJKDFJD) are helping him deal with the bitterness better, so revali can't help but get a little frumpy and sour. but when he hears that this kid has only trained for ONE DAY (alexa play 'just one day' by bts) and is debuting already, he is absolutely beside himself with anger.

"what do you mean he only trained for a day before they decided he would debut?" revali screeches, slamming the door of the practice room open. kass jumps and yells in surprise, where teba and harth's eyes widen at the sound and they spin to look at revali. mimo doesn't even flinch and continues stretching. "i trained for ten years since i was a child, and this kid gets to debut like it's nothing?!"

teba relaxes and sighs. "there's nothing we can do about it, revali," he tries to say as calmly as possible, but he's already a little irritated with revali's attitude. their maknae has yet to mature. "we're not even under the same company. if necluda's ceo thinks he's ready to debut, then he debuts. and if he fails, then he fails."

"but don't you think it's unfair, hyung?" revali says, stalking into the room towards his leader. "we trained for years for a chance to debut, and he doesn't even get hours before they shove him onto the stage. what's so special about him?"

"we'll find out soon enough," harth grumbles, and turns back towards the mirror to continue stretching with mimo. "he debuts in a month, doesn't he?" mimo hums in affirmation.

"just because link was able to debut sooner does not negate your talent, revali," kass says gently. "you worked very hard to get to where you are now, and you were finally able to debut, a feat most trainees may never achieve. you are an extremely talented vocalist and dancer, and they're calling you the it boy of this generation of idols. you should be proud of yourself, you know!"

revali tries his best not to blush at the compliments, but his cheeks pinken anyway and he pouts, crossing his arms and looking away. "i suppose you're right..."

teba claps a hand on revali's shoulder. "try not to worry about it so much," he advises. "focus on your lessons and practicing the new songs. comeback is just around the corner, and it'll do you no good kicking up a fuss about that kid." revali nods and they start practicing for their new song. but try as he might to heed teba's words, revali can't stop thinking about this mysterious new soloist and just exactly how talented he could possibly be to debut so soon...

(the night that link debuts, revali is ready. he has youtube open on his laptop huddled in his bed, watching the countdown to the music video and a furrow in his brow. he's had the video open all day since he got the notification that the video would drop tonight and he's waiting. he has to know what this link kid has that his 8 year old self didn't.

it's everything. link naturally has everything that revali didn't. his voice, his body control, his charisma, all of it. begrudgingly, he has to accept that link does have what it takes to debut so soon. and that he isn't so bad looking. no, revali does not like him, KASS GET BACK HERE—)

link's debut is extremely successful, a single called 'LEGEND' with a kid-becomes-superhero concept. link has a very "boy next door" look to him, so of course the girlies are about to eat him up, he's a cutie and everyone wants to bring him home to their parents ☝️😹 bro is breaking both hyrule corp's records and industry records, he's already on par with the corporation's top soloists zelda and ganon, and fans are calling the three of them together as the "Triforce", since they're a triple threat for hyrule corp 😁 people are predicting how many music show wins link is going to get and whether or not he's going to chart on billboard and how high, longevity vs freefall, how many views the mv is going to get in 24 hours, etc

and revali is furious. RiTO is going to start losing its hype if link ends up charting on billboard or get more music show wins than their debut did. sure, the kid's good but he can't be better than revali! revali would rather die than let link be better than him.

the other members are more optimistic and try to pay less attention to link's debut, choosing to focus on their own comeback. meanwhile, every day that revali walks into the practice room, he's a little ball of burning, spitting fire, talking about how their debut was so much better than link's and that he doesn't understand the hype. but in the middle of talking shit, revali kind of accidentally reveals that he's basically been keeping up with link's promotion schedule? "i watched the studio choom video, it wasn't even that good. he's relying too much on the backup dancers and camera angles." or "apparently, he's performing on inkigayo too. let's hope that it'll be better than his music bank stage. hmph."

it's not until link does an interview on one of those variety shows when the host asks link who inspires him the most, that revali's entire life gets flipped upside his head. "ah," link says, his cheeks flushing pink and smiling shyly, "well, i have a lot of people who inspire me, like my family or zelda-sunbaenim, but the person who inspires me the most... it would be RiTO's revali-sunbaenim."

revali is watching the interview in the living room of their shared dormitory, sat in the middle of the couch in between all of his members, all of their eyes widening. his mouth drops and his eyes bug out of his head. "what?!" he nearly shouts.

mimo shakes his head. "couldn't have seen that coming."

"oh, revali from RiTO?" even the host is surprised. "can you tell us more?"

"sure," link says, beaming. "i've always admired revali-sunbae because he's a very talented performer and he was a trainee for such a long time. i remember seeing him on tv for hebra entertainment's old competition show when i was a kid, and i was so moved by how he refused to back down when the judges told him he was too young to debut. of course, this industry is not safe for children, but revali-sunbae's passion to perform and his determination to debut was so cool!" link's cheeks darken a little more and he smiles shyly at the camera again. "ah... and he worked hard and debuted well in his group, with a successful song and concept."

"haha, that's amazing, link-ssi!" the host laughs. "if revali-ssi was here or if he was watching, what would you say to him?"

"revali-sunbae," link says, staring at the camera with sparkling eyes, "thank you for inspiring me to aim high and to chase after my own dreams. your determination and talent motivates and challenges my own performance and i will always strive to perform as well as you. i hope we can meet and work together one day. fighting, revali-sunbae!" he stands up from his chair and does a full 90º bow, to which the host of the variety show laughs in surprise and claps.

"wah, you have so much respect for revali-sunbae, who would've known!" they remark. "revali-ssi, if you see this, please treat your hoobae well!"

the interview continues with other unrelated topics, but revali is still staring blankly at the tv screen, mouth still agape and eyes wide. there's just no way that happened just now. link? inspired by revali? motivated and challenged by revali?

"hello, earth to revali," harth says, waving his hand in front of revali's eyes. it breaks his gaze and he shakes his head. "are you back with us yet?"

"he had to have been lying," revali immediately insists.

"why would he lie?" mimo muses. "he remembers you from that shitty old competition show and it clearly had an impact on him as a kid. you can see the genuinity in his eyes,"

revali cringes at the memory of being on that show and how he acted as a child, but shakes his head again. "he could be saying it to associate with us and boost his popularity!" okay, to be fair that was terrible reasoning, but revali is scrambling to pull any cards to explain why link would be lying about being inspired by him. he had to be lying... right?

"i told you, revali, you're the it boy of this generation of idols," kass snickers. "of course you're going to have fans."

"shut up," revali growls, crossing his arms and curling in on himself. "there's just no way..."

but where there's a will, there's a way 😊 almost immediately after that clip of link's interview comes out, the RiTO social media accounts' notifications are blowing up asking for revali's response. fans are trending revali and link's names, and a portmanteau of them as "revalink". all the tweets are about how cute link is looking up to revali and how revali and link would make a good pair, and revali just can't stop flushing as he scrolls through the trending tags about all of these comments. and strangely, revali's managers aren't even mad about the situation. "this could be good for publicity," they say. "since link's debut was so popular, showing good feelings towards each other might make RiTO more popular too. please reply to link and say something nice to him. maybe congratulate him on debuting or compliment him, just make sure you say something nice."

so at the insistence of his managers, revali does exactly that and only that. he goes to the RiTO twitter account and tweets out a short, but polite, "@/LINK_NCM Congratulations on your debut :) Fighting! -Revali" and though he means it to be only short and polite, that is not how the internet takes it. instead, it feeds the flames of this whole #revalink thing and suddenly, revali has dating rumors with this new rookie.

kpop websites like allkpop and koreaboo are posting articles with clips of link's interview and revali's tweet with dumbass headlines like "RiTO's Revali responds to new soloist Link's plea: Are the two seeing each other?" there are analysis videos talking about how link blushed when he mentioned revali, so they must be dating, right??? like for goddess's sake, all link said was that revali was cool as fuck and that he was inspired by revali, it didn't mean that they were seeing each other! not that revali would mind if they dated. what? he didn't say that.

revali is lying facedown on the floor of the practice room having screamed for about half an hour to let go of his frustrations, but the irritation still pricks up and down his spine. teba and harth find him like that when they enter the room and rolls their eyes.

"stop screaming, you're going to ruin your voice," teba says. harth walks over to crouch by revali and pushes him to roll him over onto his back. revali lets himself get rolled but glares at his members.

"this is ridiculous," he spits from the floor. "how could something as irrelevant as a compliment spiral into the most convoluted dating rumor in the entire world? there was nothing that could have indicated i felt any sort of way towards that imbecile in my tweet so why on earth is the internet exploding with such nonsense? it's simply just...!" revali rolls back over onto his stomach and screams. "asinine!"

"keep your voice down, or we're going to get noise complaints," teba says, pinching in between his eyes. "this is just the way the fans are, which is why we have to be careful about what we say about or how we interact with other artists. there's nothing wrong with link looking up to you, but regardless of whether or not you acknowledged him would have blown up either way. if you didn't say anything, fans would think you're blowing him off and being disrespectful. and even if you said anything less, fans would still think you've been secretly seeing each other. it's impossible to eliminate speculation in environments like this." teba crouches on the other side of revali's facedown body and sighs, softening his voice. "nothing else can be done to remedy the situation other than to let it die down. just keep being polite and hope that the fans find something else to go crazy over. now come on, we're reviewing the b-side choreo today."

"this is ridiculous," revali mumbles again, but he stands up and dusts himself off. "if this is what happens when you acknowledge other idols, i am never tweeting or being nice to anyone ever again. i'm deleting that cursed app off of my phone and you can all make up fake tweets for me."

"don't be dramatic," teba responds, gently tapping the top of revali's head with his palm. "now get to stretching while we wait for mimo and kass."

you know how music shows will have idols be the hosts, introduce the performing idols, and interview them and shit? now what if link and revali get selected to host together 😊 to be honest i don't really watch that many music shows if it's not a clip of the performance i'm watching for, like i don't sit there and watch throughout the entire music show lolksdjhkd so i don't really know what the dynamics of idols hosting together is like? i do know that they usually have cards they read off of tho lol

the managers tell revali that he's going to host M Countdown or some shit and he's like Cool I guess, who am I hosting with? and they reluctantly are like. Erm. Link. and revali's eyes go wide and red with anger, he's ready to throw a fit, until teba claps a hand on his shoulder and tells him to calm down.

"i told you not to be dramatic," he says, as revali silently fumes under teba's hand. "you're making a big deal out of nothing."

"out of nothing?" revali hisses. "does mnet want me dead or do they want me to kill link first?"

teba bops him on the head and revali squawks. "don't make threats or it'll be me who makes you a first kill," he says. "just be polite and read off the cards. you're already a good actor, your fanservice was top notch even though you hated us all at first."

"i already apologized for that," revali grumbles rubbing his head. "but it's different with link."

"is it because you like him?" kass teases.

"no!" revali squawks. "because i still can't stand the thought of that upstart training only for a day before getting to debut. i don't care that he's vocally talented and has great control over his body. i want nothing to do with him!"

"i bet if he was on masked singer, you'd recognize his voice right away," kass sighs. revali screams and goes barreling at his fellow member, teba holding him back.

THIS POST IS GETTING SO LONG NOW but imagining revali finally meeting link at m countdown and link is just. so completely starstruck when revali greets him and his manager. he bows at a complete 90º angle again (he would have down a full floor bow if his manager didn't pull him up), and looks up at revali with bright sparkling eyes.

"a-ah, hello revali-sunbaenim!" link says, nearly squeaking. "it's a pleasure to meet you!"

revali bows slightly in response to be respectful, but the squeak in link's voice and his sparkling eyes... intrigue him. "it's a pleasure to meet you as a well, link-hoobaenim," he lies cleanly. but is it really a lie?

link is still staring at him in his fanboy mode, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, and his manager elbows him. "y-yes!" he stammers, jumping. "ah i'm sorry i'm so nervous, revali-sunbae, it's just really cool to meet you in person and i'm excited to work with you!"

revali hums, link's words stroking his ego just a little bit. "you haven't hosted a show before either, have you?" he says.

link shakes his head frantically. "no, revali-sunbae, this will be my first time hosting a show."

and revali stares a little bit at him. "hm. let's do well together, then, link-hoobae," he says, nodding and then turning to walk away back to his green room. "see you later."

as he walks away, he swears he hears link squeak again. "purah manager-nim, he's so cool!" and revali fights the smile trying to make its way onto his lips. cute. what? he didn't say that. he does not think link is cute. (maybe a little...)

when they start filming the MC portions, revali can't keep his eyes off of link. the blond is bright and cheery, ever smiling and enthusiastic, and revali can't help but play off of his energy. the film crew hands them their card prompts and signal for them to start talking with a thumbs up.

"hi everyone! we're counting down to the greatest acts of the kpop world here at: m countdown!" they greet together, and then link introduces himself.

"i'm the hero who will fight for you, LINK!" he says, holding up a peace sign and pressing one of fingers into his cheek, winking.

"and i'm the wings that will take you to the sky, Revali," revali says, saluting and winking as well. "and we are your brand new MCs for the season." link cheers, shaking his hands jazz-hand style.

"revali-sunbaenim," link then says, reading off of his cards, "it's our first time being MCs ever! are you nervous?"

"i'm not nervous at all," revali says smoothly, glancing at his cards. "are you feeling nervous, link-hoobaenim?"

"ah, maybe a little bit," link says, rubbing the back of his head and smiling shyly at the camera. "i'm only a rookie standing next to the awesome it boy of our generation and my role model! i want to do well!" he winks and raises a fist, pumping it into the air.

revali cringes internally. who is writing these cards? "oh, i'm flattered, but you debuted well, our favorite superhero-next door. link-hoobae, how old are you?"

"me? i'm a year younger than you, revali-sunbaenim," link says, looking at revali with wide eyes. revali can't tell if he's just acting or not, with how real the surprised look on link's face is.

"ah, well in that case, just call me hyung," he says, faking a smile. truthfully, he doesn't want link to call him hyung — they don't even know each other like that yet — but it's part of the script, so he has to read it out. revali is seriously going to chew out whoever wrote these cards. "you'll feel more comfortable if you call me hyung, right?"

and it's like link forgets his line for a moment, just staring wide-eyed and mouth agape at revali. if he focuses, revali thinks that link's cheeks are pink now. but link jumps right back into the script, "ah, yes, revali-hyung! i'm more comfortable now, thank you." he turns back to the camera, still smiling shyly. "ah, revali-hyung is so cool, he makes my heart beat so fast! which reminds me, the group who has a comeback today will make your heart beat fast too!"

so they list off everyone who's performing today and what songs, they go over who the top artists of last week were, more dumb MC skits, some short interviews with some of the performing groups, and the entire time, revali can't get his mind off of the way link said "revali-hyung". he thought he was going to hate it, but... he actually doesn't mind as much as he thought he would? weird.

when the MC filming is done, they step out of the shooting area and link immediately turns to revali and bows at the same 90º angle he did last time. "revali-sunbaenim, i'm so sorry," he says. "i didn't realize that the cards were going to say that, i won't call you hyung if you don't want me to." revali stares in surprise but link stays in his full bow.

"link-hoobae, please stand up," he finally manages. slowly, link does, but he keeps his eyes downcast, his brows furrowed into a crestfallen expression on his face. "it's fine, i didn't know either. please don't worry too much. please keep referring to me as sunbaenim when we are not on the set. thank you for being respectful of me, link-hoobaenim."

"of course, revali-sunbaenim!" link says and bows again. "i look forward to filming with you again, revali-sunbaenim!" he bows once more, which revali returns and part ways. he stares curiously after the blond who hurries back to his own green room. huh. i mean... maybe revali wouldn't mind too much if link called him hyung from now on. not that he'd admit that out loud!

anyways the longer that link and revali MC together, the more they kinda become like this compilation of eunchae and chaemin. they start ignoring the cards and just bicker (read: flirt aggressively) for five minutes straight and at first their managers and the show staff are like, PLEASE just stick to the script. but the fans are super into it because they're all revalink shippers 😭 so they just let revali and link bicker/flirt during the show as long as they follow the script and the views skyrocket because the chemistry is insane LMFAOKJDFDK

i just think. kpop idols au revalink ☝️😃

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #ask #noraiir-arts #idol au #i actually had this idea about making link half japanese half white? but idk if that's like. problematic to do #but that way his stage name would be LINK and his real name would be Hiro Hateno #slate anon if you're out there i love you & i was inspired by you for that name #the other idea wld be his real name is link and his stage name is HERO but i thought that was kinda lame #link legally changing his name to his stage name #link's fan title would be “nation's hero”#did you guys know the alexa play despacito meme was started by a bts fan #armys are so influential on this earth u guys #the ceo of necluda music is impa btw #link gets forcibly transferred to KINGDOM ENT after his contract with necluda is over #kingdom ent is the main entertainment company of Hyrule Corp with CEO Rhoam #rhoam is also the chairman of the corp n his daughter zelda is a soloist under kingdom ent #*huh yunjin voice* nepotism.......#teba and revali but they're jin and taehyung in that one episode of in the soop #“what if he flips it?” “then he flips it”#sorry to my non-kpop mutuals there's so many kpop terms in this one #i will happily explain any terms and their significance #or just anything happening here both the post and the tags idk

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