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thoughtsofahouseplant · 2 years ago

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#is this not exactly what happened #btvs #buffy memes #spike btvs

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ickypuppi3 · 2 years ago

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# most confusing game ever

#is this not exactly what happened #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #cut to the shower scene #billy: ok so i was right #ickyposts

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rxpppedjeans · 1 year ago

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name a more gojo coded song than stick season by Noah Kahan

#is this not exactly what happened #satoru gojo #suguru geto #satosugu #stsg #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #He is in fact split in half

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kensatou · 2 months ago

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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to #anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note #this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out #by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life #also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace #i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE #the boys #kimiko miyashiro #karen fukuhara #theboysedit #tvedit

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krysmcscience · 2 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants�� being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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kedreeva · 2 months ago

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Last night I dreamed I baked banana bread.

But not just any banana bread.

I dreamed that I made the banana bread like normal. But then!

Then I thinned some peanut butter with milk (????) and melted some chocolate and thinned that with milk, too, and then put them into separate baggies, and put those baggies into a third baggie so their corners were all aligned. I cut the overlapping corner to make a squeezy bag like for frosting where they would both come out together but not mixed, and then I dipped the tip of it into the banana bread batter and swirled peanut butter and chocolate into it.

THEN I baked it.

I explained my dream to my neighbor and she gave me bananas and told me to make my dreams come true. So. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

#baking #banana bread #recipes #why milk #i will never know #but I'm going to do it exactly like my dream if i can #and see what happens

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everwalldigan · 4 months ago

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Ok but Bruce’s “batglare” except it has specific stages that mean you’re in varying degrees of trouble. Allow me to elaborate:

Level 1: isn’t even really considered a glare in Bruce-speak, more of a suspicious squinting

Level 2: standard Disappointed Dad look, the most you’re gonna get is a reprimand

Level 3: resting Bitch face. Less of a glare and more of a sharp look that WILL follow you around and creep you out

Level 4: worried batglare, features aren’t as sharp as with the standard batglare. Usually smooths out when his kids/teammates stop being idiots and putting themselves in danger

Level 5: standard batglare, regular criminals are usually at the end of it, most of the kids have gotten pretty used to it

Level 6: You’ve Fucked Up. Expect a screaming match or a lecture of at least 30 minutes. Also you’re grounded

Level 7: full batglare on steroids, makes grown men piss their pants, usually reserved for the joker. Most of the kids have received it only once and that was MORE than enough for them to never want to receive it again

Level 8: Alfred.

#I could go on but I think 8 is pretty standard #the batkids have a whole code surrounding The Bathglare #sometimes it’s even specific to a person #like if Jason has fucked smth up Bruce’s mouth twists in a certain way that just doesn’t happen with other glares #dick is so fluent in Bruce-speak he can tell exactly who fucked up and to what degree based just by looking at Bruce for 5 seconds #batman #dc comics #batfam #dcu #batfamily #dc robin #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood

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cysa · 7 months ago

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#look me in the eyes and tell me that this is not exactly what happened #crona gorgon #crona #maka soul eater #maka albarn #crona soul eater #soul eater #cromaka

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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c. can i ask what's happening with idia during the whole tsum thing

Idia gets into a fistfight with his tsum and loses

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i feel like i need some kind of signal to indicate when something is 100% actual canon with no exaggeration #because this really is just exactly what happens #idia gets physically bested by a beanbag and ends up on the floor wailing for ortho to save him #god i love tsumsted events #i was SO sad when there was no question mark after 'the end' this time :(#twst no we need staff tsums now #i need to see crowley versus a second smaller crowley #sigh. just one more week til we find out what happens at malleus' tsum party...

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glitter-stained · 5 months ago

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More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:

Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?

Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...

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Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?

Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.

Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!

*they resume shooting at eachother.*

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Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!

Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!

Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!

Batman: reconsiders life choices.

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Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*

Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.

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Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...

Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!

The Goons: You said what?!

Oracle : You said what?!

Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.