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I love the country of Eddis so much. They confirm their ruler’s reign by beating them up. They toss babies out the window to prove they’re blessed by a god. They’re maniacs and I’m obsessed with every one

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i open book two and am met with the queen's soggiest thief

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My new family heirloom 😌🐝🪝🍊

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trying to figure out how to draw Eugenides from The Queen's Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner

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Me and My Husband - Mistki (2018)

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I wanna say that every part of King of Attolia is my favorite part but possibly my favorite part is when Attolia goes “Relius. You are my oldest and most trusted advisor, who helped me keep my throne and committed your life to me. But you made a mistake, so I’m going to have to kill you.” And Relius goes “My queen, you are incredibly correct, that is 100% the right thing to do” and Gen is standing there like “wtf is wrong with you people, I thought I was the one with poor coping mechanisms”

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Eugenides Attolis

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War, then.

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this book is so funny my mans costis just getting fucked left right and center

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Gen is so feral like imagine you wake up in the dead of night and your little cousin is like two inches in front of your face, and your attendants in the SAME ROOM are still asleep, and he just goes “hey, can I borrow some of your soldiers and also a chariot? Gonna go blow up the navy of the country next door”

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“Who am I, that you should love me?”

“You are My Queen”

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Also!! Love Gen shouting ‘I can do anything I want!!!!’ For 6 books only for Helen to finally get fed up and go, “The full quote is ‘I can do anything I want BUT I SHOULDN’T’, you absolute MENACE”

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Here’s a doodle I did of Gen in the thief—hes such a little shit I love him

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He's a thief. He's a prince. He speaks to the Gods. He's barely more than a child. He's killed a man. He misses his cousin. He's a manipulator. He stole a stone of immortality from the people who were trying to steal it. He didn't die all the way. He never wanted to fight. He just wants to lay in his library and read. He had his hand cut off. He's a politician. He's a drunk. He's never more trouble than he is worth. He loves her and he's telling the truth. He's a menace. He's a king. He can steal anything. He's a liar. He's conquered two countries. He's terrifying. He's shorter than all his friends. He's a father. He's always underestimated.

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I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

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Gen: why are any of us here, really?

Magus, in his room, at 2 am: I’m asking about you, specifically

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is it still an incorrect quotes if it's by the author? anyway this post has been living rent free in my head for three years and it's high time i exorcised it with a sketchy lil comic.