#buffy memes

[thoughtsofahouseplant]

has this been done yet

[imsorrythatusernameistaken]

I know it’s a core aspect of Buffy that she doesn’t reach out to people but it would be so funny if season 3 Buffy was just super open and blunt with Faith.

[Faith: Hey B wanna go to a party?

Buffy: No, the first party I went to I got roofied and chained up in the basement by cultist worshiping a snake demon.]

[Faith: Talking about a dead beat stepdad/uncle figure.

Buffy: Oh my mom almost married a guy who was kinda abusive and controlling. He hit me and I pushed him down the stairs. I thought I killed him and went to the police, who didn’t believe he hit me because of the slayer healing. Turns out he was a robot, he tried to kidnap my mom but I hit him over the head with a frying pan, so it was ok.]

[Buffy: I like your arm tattoo, it’s kinda cool and tribal like.

Faith:Thanks, if you’re interested I know a guy.

Buffy: I don’t think so, the last time I got a tattoo it was because an evil wizard knocked me out and tattooed some evil magic thing on the back of my neck. He was trying to throw off a zombie demon that was using it to hunt him down. I hope to go many years without being stuck with any kind of needles again.]

[raisedbythetv89]

[tooth-with-eyes]

[snake-eggs]

[spikespeaches]

she was 6 months old bullying a 120 year old

[paperpuzzles]

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer was made now

Tinder episode where Buffy meets up with a guy from a dating app and he turns out to be a literal monster

Dawn and Spike swindling various demons to get money for Eras Tour tickets

Bisexual Xander

Lesbian Faith

420 episode where the scoobies think Giles is under some kind of spell but turns out he just accidentally ate Spike’s edibles

SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER EPISODE

Endless “slay” jokes

Willow in a constant online battle with internet trolls that are actual trolls

Buffy and Faith being in love and secretly hooking up throughout season 3

Riley becoming a podcast bro

Festival episode where the scoobies go to Coachella and Ethan Rayne (disguised as a hippie) is up to some new magical fuckery

An influencer is chosen to be a slayer after Faith briefly dies and tries to be an “influenslayer”

Feel free to add more ⬇️

[blue-star-charmer-art]

Had a funny thought due to this post I saw

Based off original meme by cooltimesonline

[Image Description: a four panel comic of Drusilla and Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Drusilla stands next to a couch, which Spike is laying on. Spike has injuries on his face.

Panel 1: Drusilla stands with wide eyes and an open frown. Spike says: "so how'd it go? Clearly... The-"

Panel 2: Drusilla says: "the slayer had a bazooka".

Panel 3: Spike considers this for a moment, looking straight up as he lays on the couch.

Panel 4: Spike props himself up to look back up at Drusilla and says: "oh shit for real?" End ID]

[buffygirlfail]

btvs tweets 3/?

[star-collapse]

[satinsafefromreality]

Spike is a cat: text posts pt 2

[thoughtsofahouseplant]

spuffy + tiktok comments that made me think of them

[imsorrythatusernameistaken]

[pelorsdyke]

thought a lot about if this should be a depressed pre!death Buffy or a depressed revived Buffy and settled on minimum wage Buffy

[irate-iguana]

Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

[spikedaily]