#Btvs incorrect quotes

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[giles-disapproves]

Spike: You're flirting. Buffy: I have a knife to your throat. Spike: Seducing, really.

(c: @akwardsilince)

[myanxietydemonaretootired]

Buffy: So, my first boyfriend was a vampire who lost his soul after our first time

Buffy: The next was so insecure that he took off

Buffy: and the other one couldn't decide if he wanted to kill me or fuck me

Faith: love, you don't have a type, you have a problem

[lessnowon]

cordelia: nice outfit. it would look better on me

buffy: i don't think that's how the line goes

cordelia: no, i said what i meant to say

[superfandomcorp]

Buffy: Fuck!

Ángelus: Yes, I Fuck You, Love...

[geasthewritingrat]

Ethan: i dont remember that

Giles: i would say your memory is the worst thing about you

Giles: but i cant ignore your personality :/

[desicat-writer]

Spike: I'm getting married

Buffy: oh who's stupid enough-

Spike, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you, sign here

[incognitoduck11]

fuffy text posts because these two dumbasses make my brain go brrr <3

[bloglizziekamiya]

Willow: Why is Spike crying on the floor?

Dawn: He’s drunk.

Willow: And?

Dawn: He saw a picture of Buffy’s husband.

Willow: But he’s Buffy’s husband.

Dawn: I know.

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[mimisempai]

Is this?

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

[myanxietydemonaretootired]

Faith: *puts Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan on*

Faith: This means something to you?

Buffy:

Faith: *turns up the volume* DOES IT??

[hawkinsincorrect]

Eleven: Why would anyone want to harm Mike?

Max: Maybe because they met him?

[buffygiles]

incorrect buffy & giles quotes: 1/?

[superfandomcorp]

Cordelia: Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your session of 'looking at melancholic Buffy pictures'?

Angel (becomes tense and tries to hide his discomfort.): I don't know what you're talking about.

Cordelia: Yes, of course. And I'm just an exiled princess from another world, too."

Angel: Cordelia...

Cordelia: you should call her, you know?

[imsorrythatusernameistaken]

I know it’s a core aspect of Buffy that she doesn’t reach out to people but it would be so funny if season 3 Buffy was just super open and blunt with Faith.

[Faith: Hey B wanna go to a party?

Buffy: No, the first party I went to I got roofied and chained up in the basement by cultist worshiping a snake demon.]

[Faith: Talking about a dead beat stepdad/uncle figure.

Buffy: Oh my mom almost married a guy who was kinda abusive and controlling. He hit me and I pushed him down the stairs. I thought I killed him and went to the police, who didn’t believe he hit me because of the slayer healing. Turns out he was a robot, he tried to kidnap my mom but I hit him over the head with a frying pan, so it was ok.]

[Buffy: I like your arm tattoo, it’s kinda cool and tribal like.

Faith:Thanks, if you’re interested I know a guy.

Buffy: I don’t think so, the last time I got a tattoo it was because an evil wizard knocked me out and tattooed some evil magic thing on the back of my neck. He was trying to throw off a zombie demon that was using it to hunt him down. I hope to go many years without being stuck with any kind of needles again.]