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Shady things about the dentist/dentists office who did my wisdom teeth assessment that lead me to believe that maybe I should not let this man operate on me:
There was no front entrance so I had to go through the back. CORRECTION, there WAS a front entrance, but the window was shattered (I’m not super familiar with guns but to me it looked like a bullet hole and my stepdad who was in the military agreed when I sent him a picture) and the door was surrounded by a gate with bars with barbed wire
When I told the tech the medications I’m on, she said she’d google them to make sure they don’t interact badly with anesthesia (?)
The x ray machine had parts of it falling off. The tech had to take a part that fell off the machine and onto the floor and pop it back on before I could use it
I told them I’m allergic to latex and instead of using latex free gloves, she used her bare hands to position my mouth to the x ray machine. I also did not see her wash her hands.
The consult room was also the surgery room and the surgery chair looked like it was from 30 years ago
There was also no medical equipment in the entire room
When the dentist who would be performing my surgery came in, his hand was shaking so bad he couldn’t put the x ray into the little light board. Instead he held it to the screen with his hand. (He was like 85. 80 at the youngest)
He reminded me of Joe Biden. Not in a positive america’s leader kind of way, but in the sense that I was genuinely worried about his cognitive function and his ability to understand things.
He said he would put me under general anesthesia for the surgery. I asked him if there would be an anesthesiologist, and he said no. (I also didn’t see a single other person working there other than him and the tech)
(There were also no other patients in the entire building and only 2 cars other than mine in the parking lot. Presumably the dentist’s and the tech’s)
I asked him what his plan was for pain management. He said he would prescribe me ONE MONTH’S worth of OXYCODONE for after the surgery. ONE MONTH. For two WISDOM TEETH.
The dentist kept zoning out in the middle of the conversation and when I asked him a question, in the middle of my sentence, he said “have a good weekend” and WANDERED OFF??????? I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN????
I was given an instructional piece of paper that looked like a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy made by someone who doesn’t know how to make a photocopy. The only information on there was 1. Don’t eat or drink 6 hours before the surgery 2. Get someone to drive you home and 3. A photocopied picture of the location FROM AN ACTUAL PAPER MAP????
#the one month of oxy for a standard wisdom teeth removal is like so?????#is that normal?????#my mom got her wisdom teeth out in the 90s and they gave her 5-7 days of a less intense and addictive painkiller#I also got absolutely HORRIBLE vibes from the entire thing#like I did not feel safe#and maybe I’m paranoid or dramatic but my intuition has always been really good#I….dont think I’m going to get my surgery there
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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter
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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
#this is not my normal kind of post but I think it’s hilarious#I don’t usually post abt my life but this was too good#boat#ocean#summer
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her
#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#i need to practice drawing her moreee#her normal dragon form is so hard to fit into my preferred compositions rip
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moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing fanart#myart#digital art#im sso normal about this game every day i get a little more normal and well-adjusted because of it
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Oh god theres more
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls memes#me when#made by me#as seen on tiktok#as seen elsewhere#I might be slowly becoming normal again#nevermind im still mentally unwell#how do I explain this to my therapist
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if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?
#what Israel is normalizing... every single government would love to be able to blow up dissenting citizens phones at once#cyber warfare#lebanon
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
#pallas post its#not sure how to tag this one ngl#zolu#this is about zolu#but also my ocs and me from real life#5927#also.#web weaving#normal dynamics
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I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.
#Funny#lol#joke#humor#humour#dark humor#dark humour#archive of our own#ao3#ao3 writer#creative writing#writing#writing jokes#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3 jokes#fanfiction jokes#fanfic jokes#Paige: Speaking Like a Normal Person Vol. 1
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Full of Desires
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#its really just cause of the outfit#farcille#marcille donato#im still surprised this came out of my hands tbh#im not normal about her#curse you dunmeshi for making me fall for the white girl#but god#she looked so good in that fit#i dont understand whyvthe other characters shat on it smh#falin wouldve loved it tho#this drawing is for the gays and theys btw#for the sapphics#lets go lesbians#ok ill shut up now#my art
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i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.
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