#is kinda hilarious

[carfuckerlynch]

i’m caught up on rqg...... i don’t know what to do with myself anymore

[samcaarter]

you know what’s funny?

Michael Shanks absolutely can pronounce goa’uld correctly

he does it as Thor and as Machello

so I guess it’s confirmed that Daniel mispronounces it on purpose

because he’s petty like that

and honestly, I feel that

[strelitzien-gewaechs]

what a look

[glompcat]

Everything is awful and I used the phrase “this is rock bottom” multiple times in therapy today (while sobbing the whole session long. Fun!) but hey I just got an official invite to a “galentine’s day” spa day, that was immediately followed up with all three of the friends involved texting to make sure I didn’t feel weird about them calling it that, and some off the cuff suggestions for other things we can call it instead (it’s fine, I do not mind them calling it that, especially when that name takes on a pretty hilarious context when everyone involved is queer).

[icys-junkyard]

have a blasphemous new year everybody :)

Ingo very vaguely recalls typical Unovan New Year’s social drinking traditions. Doesn’t realize Hisuian alcohol is stronger than what he may have expected in the future. Fails to apply religious filters.

[lalito-gran-pito]

[whenfatecollides]

Kristina Tonteri-Young Reads "Warrior Nun" Thirst Tweets 🙊

[goldengirlgalaxy]

Some alien royalty comes to Earth to claim Captain Marvel as their husband for his power. He manages to get out if it by proclaiming that he's already engaged to the Princess of the Infinite Realms, Princess Danielle "Ellie" Phantom.

Extra: Billy is still hiding the fact that he's actually still a child from the rest of the League. Ellie is roughly his civilian age, so when the League asks to meet her, hijinks ensue as Ellie has to keep up the appearance of being far older than she actually is, both physically and mentally.

[taytei]

why does an ice demon need a fur lined cloak?

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Braindead au where they are both adults and married.

Danny deals with the burdens of being a house husband and the only Capable Adult (tm) in the family after Alfred passed away. May he rest in peace.

Since they never hired another butler no one can replace Alfred Danny decided to fill the roll. At first it was hard, feeling a bit silly not working a normal job, but he soon realized this was a lot harder than any job he's had before. Ancients, he loves cooking and baking and especially loves caring for Tim, bit this...was a lot.

Not to mention the harpies that flirt with Tim and the others trying to get access to the Wayne fortune. Usually someone flirting with his significant other didn't bother him, he wasn't the jealous type. He trusted Tim but he always looks so uncomfortable when they refused to take a hint. And what sort of husband would he be if he didn't rescue his beloved?

There were also a bunch of supernatural creatures in Gotham just casually going about thier lives in peace. Danny liked chatting with them sometimes. They knew he was some sort of supernatural being, but not what. He planned to keep it that way.

Sometimes his own former rogues gallery would pop in to hang out with him and catch up while he's meal prepping or cleaning. They usually did something nice for him- Ember would recommend musical instruments for Nightwing and Starfires daughter, Technus would ghost proof or upgrade tech (which Tim loved) Princess Dora liked to help him clean and meal prep while they chatted, ect- but they would always cause just a tiny amount of chaos before leaving.

His former ghostly enemies were nothing compared to his new living ones. Erica, the stay at home mom and wife of some high up person in Gothams elites had it out for him personally for some reason. Appearently she had been trying to set each of her kids up with one of the Waynes for years. Her bratty daughter Vexi had had a crush on Tim for a long long time but it was never reciprocated.

Long story short? Dannys life had turned into a supernatural semi-soap opera.

At least he managed to accidentally reform the riddler. Nigma was great company and he loved the riddles and jokes he would tell. Plus the puns.

Tim wasn't comfortable with it at first, but as life went on he befriended more and more of Gothams baddies and reformed them (mostly by accident mind you) to the point it became noticeable to the public.

And the Joker.

[abd-illustrates]

You got a kink bro, or is that too personal?

[nattikay]

kelutral has assigned quaritch Burrito

[thornescratch]

....honestly it's just way funnier and better and in character for everyone involved if you assume Grogu and Artoo just fucking stole Luke’s X-wing and showed up on Tatooine for shits and giggles and to say hi to dad.

Luke’s back on Yavin 4 sending Grogu furious Force Thoughts to GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN and also dismally thinking Aww man, the hot Mando Dad is never going to take me seriously again.

[faeofdusk]

Puppet History Season 1: Ahaha what a funny little show about puppets and history! The epitome of edutainment! Such a charming little idea!

Puppet History Season 5: After Ryan's deal with the evil genie resulted in the Professor's death, he somehow made an uncanny return. Turns out, it is a hologram that grew sentience and desires to revenge the Professor's death whole become a proper living being. For that, he's been forcing Ryan to win every game and rewarding him with lotion, which would make his skin soft and more wearable, so to speak. Meanwhile, the real Professor is in the past being taken care by a couple of dinosaur puppets. This is all boiling up with a possible finale where the real Professor comes back and the fake Professor is either expunged or has his wish come true. We are all waiting on the edge of our seats to know how this story will be concluded. The show is still about history, btw.

[whatsitzface]

The duality of man

[variksel]

THE dynamic ever honestly i love them soo much did i mention that i like this show just a little bit btw got the idea from @rooolt, from this post! :]