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happy one year anniversary to "But you know what? I would have done it for free. Because I hate every last one of you psycho sacks of shit. I opened Lalo's gate, and I would do it again, and I was glad what they did to him. He's a soulless pig, and I wish I killed him with my own hands. And you know what else, Hector? I put you in that chair. Oh yeah, your heart meds? I switched them for sugar pills. You were dead and buried, and I had to watch this asshole bring you back. So when you are sitting in your shitty nursing home and you're sucking down on your Jell-O night after night for the rest of your life, you think of me, you twisted fuck."

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This is it. This is the entire show.

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Good morning hug

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LMAO

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Nacho is considering Lalo. Considering the feeling of his fingers trailing across the notches in his skin. The heat of his body between his thighs. The inky black depths of his gaze.

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who would have said that Lacho is, after all, the least toxic ship among all the possible headcanons. they only want to kill each other, as god intended

see they're talking about lalo eating reader's placenta in the lalo tag and that's a better incentive to get me to stop posting than anything you lot could say to me

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“Balia conmigo, Ignacio!”

Finally got to finish this one! So nice to have time/headspace to dedicate to these two finally 😤

Image ID: There are four digital illustrations side by side showing Lalo and Nacho dancing together. There is a playful push and pull in the way that they are gripping, turning and dancing around each other. As though, even as they dance, there is a subtle power struggle. In the first image they are swinging around, Lalo kicking his feet out and Nacho stepping around them holding Lalos hand and arm tight. The next image Nacho has slid closer drawing Lalo into him, releasing Lalos hand to reach out over his shoulder and into the air. Lalo is nuzzling his face, one hand stretching back, fingers spread, the other wrapped firmly around Nachos chest. In the third image Lalo is turning and Nacho is following his lead, faces still pressed close together, blush blooming across their cheeks. In the final image Nacho is pushing Lalo back and off balance, gripping him by the hip and taking control. Lalo’s expression is softened in the final image. Nacho has somehow slipped through his defences and taken him off guard.

In all images Lalo wears a light blue shirt speckled with dark blue and gold spots, darker blue denim jeans with his signature round buckle belt and tan leather boots. Nacho is wearing his deep red shirt with black collar, uncharacteristically tucked into tight black jeans with black zip up biker boots. He is also wearing a thick gold chain, snake earring, beaded bracelet, leather bracelet and silver signet ring.

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they show up to divorce court like this

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Better Call Saul— “Plan and Execution” (2022) written & directed by Thomas Schnauz 75th Writers Guild of America Awards Winner for Television: Episodic Drama

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there, ftfy

twink death

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wdym no reason. i can see two or three at least

I am posting this for no reason.

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“Make him rely on you.” “How?” “Find a way.”

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Lalo doesn’t want kids. Nacho doesn’t want kids. So they get a dog. Nacho gets to pick the breed: He chooses a big, mean-looking Cane Corso. Lalo gets to pick the name: He calls it Chalupa. 

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Nacho has a complicated relationship with the Salamancas

Based on this tweet:

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au

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