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here is the game: today you are not going to die.
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just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!
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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:
- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around
- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role
- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue
- gromit from wallace and gromit
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For the purposes of this poll, do NOT count the following:
Your own birth (unless there were complications/urgent concerns)
Routine check-ups or scheduled-in-advance appointments that just happened to be at a hospital
Visiting or accompanying someone else to the hospital
Use your discretion as to whether to count visits to urgent care.
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#once i think. i jumped off a roof#everything else had been urgent care#actually i might have had to go to a hospital when they xrayed my ankle when i broke it (unrelated)
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merry christmas to all scumbags, maggots, and cheap lousy faggots<3
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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast
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Support Ahmed Family
#152 of Butterfly Effect Project
Ahmed's campaign has been slowly progressing forward. His gfm is at kr30,047 out of kr100,000 and his Chuffed fundraiser is at $954 out of $10,000.
Both Ahmed and his mother are sick and desperately need medicine. On top of that, they both need food, clothes, shelter and clean drinking water to survive!!
Please donate ($5,$15,$50) and share to his campaign to help Ahmed and his mother survive and evacuate!
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Amal is currently at €55,360. She needs to get to €60,000!
Verified by #175 of Vetted Gaza Evacuation List
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‼️🚨Donate to us and save what is left of us💔🙏
I am Rima from Gaza
We live in this tent and we are approaching winter and we do not protect ourselves from the cold and rain Please we need you , Our dreams have been destroyed and we have nothing left but a worn-out tent. Please we need you and your conscience and your humanity. The tent has a roof with many holes and the windows are covered with cloth that lets in rain .
The place is exposed from the outside and its floor is made of sand.
We need to buy a cover to cover these holes so that the rain does not leak inside the tent.
This cover is expensive and we need a cover for the outer roof.
And a floor covering for the place outside the tent, and this is necessary.
Your donations, no matter how small or large, will save my family from the war zone in Gaza, and I trust you and your merciful hearts.
We cannot provide the basic materials, food, flour, clothing, and medicine. We are on the brink of starvation.
And the prices have reached 20 times the real price.
You are our last hope and the lifeblood of our beating heart.
Help us and donate please so we can collect enough basic necessities and survive with my family and escape from the Gaza Strip
We are not asking for much just anything that helps us
With your donation you are not only helping me but also saving all my family members
Your donation makes a big difference
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New Campaign for the Shehab Family
Verified by @/el-shab-hussein
Unfortunately the Shahab family ran into some complications with the gfm and had to create an entirely new campaign!
This has happened again and again with Palestinian campaigns, the gfm shut them down for no reason, forcing families to start from the beginning and remain stuck amidst the genocide in Gaza.
There are 8 family members who desperately need to both evacuate from Gaza as soon as possible and survive the high prices on food, water, medicine, etc.
Please support the Shehab family by donating ($5,$10,$15), sharing, and/or tagging mutuals to spread this campaign.
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@bixels @ghosthoodie @mar64ds @robotpussy @infectiouspiss
@holedyke @nyaskitten @watermotif @unown @papasmoke
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case for a world increasingly devoid of true forms
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This holiday season, please consider supporting Dahnoun Mutual Aid’s campaign to provide winter clothes and blankets in Gaza. Dahnoun is a Gazawi-run grassroots initiative that has been providing thousands of people in multiple areas of Gaza with water, food, baby milk, diapers, tents, and other supplies since July. With your donations, they are able to buy blankets and clothes in bulk at a reduced price and give them out at no cost to people sheltering in displacement camps. Their Chuffed campaign is linked above, and you can find their Venmo and Paypal in addition to documentation of the past several months’ aid initiatives on Instagram. The blankets and clothes fundraiser is detailed in a recent post: instagram.com/dahnounmutualaid
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👨👧 Save Shahd's Father... Her Only Hope in Life 👨👧
🌟 Dear friends, 🌟
My name is Ghadeer from Gaza 🇵🇸🍉, and I’m the wife of Ibrahim Al-Nadi, a loving father to our little daughter, Shahd.
Ibrahim’s life changed forever when a shrapnel injury caused him to lose his left eye, with the shrapnel still lodged in his head. His condition is critical, and he urgently needs a complex surgery outside Gaza to save his life and ease his suffering.
❗ The cost of the surgery is beyond what we can afford, and we need your support to bring hope back to our family. ❗
How Can You Help?
1. Donate any amount—it truly makes a difference.
2. Share this post to reach as many people as possible.
✨ Your support can save a life and bring joy back to Shahd’s family. Together, we can make this possible. ✨
💙 Verified and trusted campaign:
✅ @90-ghost
✅ @gazavetters (#361)
@northgazaupdates2 @neptunerings @90-ghost @sayruq
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are you mad at me: deconstructive, assumes the other person’s feelings, accusatory more than inquisitive
do you want me to kill myself: broaches a problem and solution in one, prioritizes action over feelings, proactive in seeking a resolution
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The Sound of Empty Stomachs Is Louder Than Bombs
Amidst the war, airstrikes and destruction, my family in Gaza is living a silent tragedy. Between the drone of warplanes and explosions, another sound echoes... the sound of empty stomachs. We all sit in the corner of our tent, waiting for a meal that may never come.
My family has not eaten vegetables or meat for more than three months. Day after day, something else is missing: yesterday it was fruit, today it is flour - a distant dream because of its scarcity and high price.
Will you let us suffer? Will you allow the sound of hunger to be louder than the voice of your conscience?
Donate to my family and help keep them alive. What might be your next meal is an unattainable dream for them.
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