#instagram stolas anon

[chaifootsteps]

The most pathetic thing I can take away from all this is that a lot of these idiots and assholes are actually in their fucking 20s, up to their 30s, but they act like teenagers.

I don't know if I should be ashamed of growing up or we fucked up big time in the evolution to allow such dunces to exist alongside us.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

It's pretty fucked up. But then again, their precious idol never learned to grow up and behave like an actual adult...why should they?

[pinkandpurple360]

I remember the long wait between ep7 and s2e1 dropping was really weird on the instagrams

at first it felt like they were going to actually address the full moon argument in the show so the instagrams had to spin their wheels

this led to, hilariously, Blitzo living his best life hanging out with M&M and smiling in a way that seems not just genuine but the happiest he'd been in a while. meanwhile Stolas was cancelling full moon meet ups saying he was ill, or he was just 'taking a self-care day'.

looking back on it, it's honestly hilarious Stolas was so broken up that Blitzo put his foot down and told him he hates Stolas treating him like a sex object that he sulked about it for two months straight on the instas. that illustration where he's doing that smile makes him look like he's hanging on by a thread. like you said it's not romantic; it's codependency. he's staking way too much of his emotional wellbeing on Blitzo, that's not romantic. if they just wanted to get across the full moon meetings were suspended for now they could have done it without making Stolas look like he's passed the event horizon for pitying himself for no good reason

anyway it seems like maybe at some point while the legal issues with ep8 rolled on that Viv or someone else told the instagrams that they wouldn't be resolving the full moon conversation for several episodes straight - in fact it wouldn't come up directly at all in Seeing Stars. so they just resolved it in the instagrams, where I guess Blitzo felt like he should be 'earning' his way to earth and shows up to Stolas' balcony with the book in one of the photos and...everything's fine, I guess?

if you wanted to give Stolas the benefit of the doubt it could be assumed he was deciding to break off the deal in those months and not just crying himself to sleep because he discovered his sex slave views the sex as a chore he has to put up with. he obviously came to that conclusion in the show, sad as it is that it took him multiple months of in-universe time to like. just do anything about it.

the show's kind of weird about this, tho? in full moon Blitzo says 'it's been a few months' but doesn't say whether or not that pause started straight after Ozzie's or not. meanwhile the instas just imply they went back to business as usual in the post when Blitzo turned up with the book. and like, it's pretty weird if Stolas came to the conclusion that the deal was wrong but still wrung a few more meetings out of Blitzo anyway, right? like couldn't he commit to the idea the deal is wrong for longer than 5 seconds?

What a goddamn mess. I don’t have much to add since I wasn’t there to see it so I’ll trust your rendition of events anon. Sounds like an awkward poorly written mess. I’m glad Blitzø got a night “off” but sadly the chains of guilt and pity will make sure he never has another one again.

When stolas said “you can just drop the book off and go” that’s probably what happened? And no Viv I’m not giving him a medal for that.

Unless the image you’re describing has a sexual caption which knowing stolas, it does. How sad that blitz has family and friends but stolas only has an empty house just like at the start of Ozzies, yet he’s learned nothing. He enslaved Blitzø because he didn’t think a consensual relationship was possible for someone as undesirable as him (Twitter says otherwise stolas, no worries there!). Yet somehow this makes him sympathetic. But he’s a loner with only people attached to Blitzø to be his friends. Pathetic.

And I think he’s resentful that he lent him the book a few months without getting sex out of it.

What a vile, weird, creepy story of romanticised sexual abuse.

[trashogram]

Hiya, same anon from earlier here. The Instagrams were deleted, or some of them were, but thankfully there's a bunch of tumblr blogs that have them archived! Once-upon-a-stolas is a great one, because it compares how pre-murder family and post-murder family stolas were written. If you want to see stolas and valentino's rivalry though, you can check out the post I linked. You can tell it's old because some of the people in the thread still like stolas!

https://www.tumblr.com/chaifootsteps/625958909582147584/mycartoonmonster-minigmaenigma-oh-damn-i?source=share

Thank you!!! That’s so nice of you!

And I see now, they kinda just had some tiffs online (after Val abuses Vox of course… twice). BUT ALSO I found out where I got the idea of Val and Stolas being involved, potentially from someone who wanted to expand on the instagram stuff — it’s a comic called Cinders by Midiroo on twitter. So it was fan-made. My mistake, apologies!

[floralkittygambler]

Octavia instagram anon: yeah i saw the screenshot made by the stolas account. I was being an idiot, srry

Hello and apologies for being late, I keep a healthy distance from SpindleHorse.

Not an idiot at all. Mistakes happen and that’s ok. They occur to help you grow and learn. Besides, it was a small error. Everyone does it! Though I appreciate it.

You take it easy now, alright?

[a-royal-hoot]

Rules

Hello there! You can call me Pyre or Pumpkin or whatever you'd like I'm not picky. My pronouns are also whatever I don't care (if you really need me to pick something just use the ones you use for yourself). I'm 30+ and am fairly easygoing, so here's just a few things off the top of my head. I'll add to this if needed, so please feel free to ask me if you're unsure about anything!

🟣 🔞 First thing I want to get out of the way is that this is an 18+ blog. I'm not comfortable interacting with teenagers especially with the subject matter relating to the show. If I see minors in my followers or notes I will block. 🟣 The second big thing is this will be a blog style RP blog. Meaning that all posts should be read as if Stolas, himself, is the one writing them. Like the old Instagram accounts they used to do. Anything that's out of character will be marked in double parentheses ((like so)), and if it's an entire post, will also be tagged "ooc" as well. Everything else should be assumed to be in character. I will assume any IMs sent to me are also in character, unless marked otherwise (or stated otherwise in your own rules). Face to face RP I prefer to do on Discord (same name as my main blog). I also like to post little action blurbs and copy over transcripts, but those will also be appropriately tagged and marked. 🟣 If you need something tagged DO NOT HESITATE to tell me!! I’m more than happy to tag triggers, though I will also be checking peoples’ rules pages to see if there’s anything I should. If I slip up, feel free to message me, or send an anon, and I won’t even respond if you ask me not to. I don’t want to add more stress in a place people use as a stress outlet. 🟣 That said, I don't tag for fandoms. I've tried it before and it's just wildly uncomfortable for me, like I'm singling someone out and saying "LOOK THIS ONE IS FROM THE BAD PLACE." I tag urls, feel free to blacklist those instead. 🟣 Stolas himself is a single verse muse, but he’s operating on multiverse theory. This makes it easy and fun to interact with multiples of the same muse, but please don’t assume your muse is in the exact same Hell as he is. Talk with me about it first.

Okay that's it! Don't be a dick and we should be good. There is a rules page on this blog, but I haven't updated it (other than to link to this post) so if anything winds up contradicting, this is the one to follow.

[sirdust]

Blitzo posted a pic bb!! He is spending time with MxM

good for him!!! but also the caption + context actually makes this so much worse than i could have imagined help me H

[crimehat]

You are totally right about Stolas: Dude seems to be trapped in a loveless (kinda forced/arranged?) marriage, a social circle that seems to be more about his wife (considering he draws while his wife talks to others he doesn't care to mention in one photo) and his daughter seems to have been the only mentionable interpersonal connection he has had until Blitzo and he clearly does not get along well with the Overlords (Valentino, Vox). Considering his daughter is in her late teens she (1/2)

2/2 is probably starting to more and more want to live her own life even if she does seem to like to hang out with her dad from time to time. So yeah, with that context, he does seem to get quite lonely and a bit desperate for company. And considering he invites Blitzo and his family to the Ring of Wrath (whatever that will be) in the sneak peak, I think that he actually does want more from Blitzo than just sex. Also, he looks so sad after no call from Blitzo in two days.

Hi, anon! 

Let me start by saying that I think you’re 100% right about Stolas’ marriage. I’ve gotten the vibe for a while now it was political and arranged, and instead of growing together he and his wife have just seemed to grow apart. Their marriage is very loveless, and I feel like Stolas’ instagram showcases this very well. He seems bored and trapped by it. And I think the main reason Stolas hasn’t officially sought to end it is for Via’s sake. (This picture from Blitzo’s instagram says it all, really. Via is his only motivation to make the marriage work.)

Like you said, though, Via is in her late teens, and as much as they obviously love each other, she’s going to want to break away and start figuring herself out and living her own life. And of course that’s not going to be any sort of a personal jab at Stolas, it’s just part of growing up. But I can imagine that when one of his only sources of happiness starts to really pull away, it’s going to hurt. 

Going from just the instagram alone, I really believe Stolas genuinely cares about Blitzo and definitely wants more from him than just sex. If it was strictly a sexual relationship, I doubt he’d be pining over him the way that he does. (Granted, with the way things have been set up on the IG accounts, I’m starting to think Stolas has more reason to worry than pine, but we’ll see how it goes!)

But, anyway. Yes. This all boils down to: Stolas is very lonely, and very, very much in love with Blitzo and it breaks my heart that they’re stuck in the rut that they’re in. 

[scooterpengie]

Do you know Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss? If so, what is your favourite moments? ~X-Over Anon

Yes, I watch both!

I was originally more interested in Hazbin Hotel but because of the Instagram accounts, now I'm super invested in Helluva Boss (plus I love Stolas 😅) My favourite moments have definitely been in Loo Loo Land, it's my favourite episode so far! I love Octavia 💖

[chaifootsteps]

just seen the newest thing about Viv's standom doxxing someone, and let me just say, that this, coupled with the fact that they still have Shay's blood on their hands makes them look even worse and completely irredeemable at this point.

And of course, Viv won't do anything because she festers in the toxicity and actual danger her fandom brings to online users.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon, disgusted.

Never forget that they responded by asking to see Shay's body, and then mass reporting the tweet about it.

[chaifootsteps]

man, seeing that horrible frame from Look My Way makes me wanna see Blitz cutting the string of "fate", just so he can ditch that delusional owl for once and for all.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

He cuts the string, Stolas drowns in three inches of water, Blitz spins off in his weird little fetal orb or whatever that is and gets a race car.

[chaifootsteps]

Did I just foretell the future or jinx it by my ask some hours ago?

Either way, Hazbin leaks, let's go.

I hope the leaker also leaks Helluva as well, pretty please.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

Please, mystery leaker, leak all this swill so we can put it in the past.

[chaifootsteps]

Seeing some Hunicast streams made me feel heartbroken at how everyone was having a good time, even joking around and keeping the "Oh, Ashley" gag.

Vivianne really did Ashley and friends dirty, and for that, I shall never forgive her.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

I actually had to pause the stream in disgust/disbelief the first time I heard her reference Alastor's dad jokes in the actual series. That was a cute little running joke between Ed and Ashley specifically; it didn't belong to her, especially not after the way she treated Ashley.

[chaifootsteps]

Aww, thank you! And it's true, I'm weird as shit, but everyone's got their weird thing and it's better to be open about it. I think life's too short not to be.

People don't like me either because I criticize Viv or because I criticize Viv, but don't think her personal kinks and bathtub snakes are the problem. Other people can do that if they want, but around here, the abuse and stealing and transphobia will always be the reason for all this.

[chaifootsteps]

Friendly reminder that Vivianne actually is the laughingstock of the animation industry and not even the biggest creators of the animation industry want to acknowledge her.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

Always a good thing to remember!

[chaifootsteps]

We need more inspirational images and quotes featuring Gypsy's face.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon

[chaifootsteps]

...nevermind! I have another thing to say and ask.

I just literally searched your username in Tumblr and I got to see a lot of posts accusing you of a variety of things, things like:

being a lolicon / shotacon (steming from you pointing out in a post that fictional children shouldn't be reported and the accuser said that's part of the problem and you're encouraging pedophilia)

being a zoopedo (because of the toothless and hiccup pairing, of course, also managing to see that they've defended and remarked that the "SoftFurArchive" / Norry / idk was trying to warn all of that)

being an armchair psychologist and ableist (because you and an Anon diagnosed Viv with narcissism in a ask)

being a proshipper (an amalgamation of posts, but most focused on the fact of the Toothless x Hiccup ship)

being a KiwiFarms apologist (because of posts about you talking about KiwiFarms and sometimes praising some of the users' comments there)

being a gatekeeper over what's trans (from you saying what a trans should or should not be in a post)

Please, Chai, ease my mind by clarifying if any of this is true or false, or it's just a byproduct of gullible people falling over supposed evidence, or just proshipper puritans attacking you because they don't like you.

— Instagram!Stolas Anon, concerned.

Let's break this down point by point

No, I don't like loli or shota, but I've got a couple of ships that are weird and personal and require convoluted explanations, so I try to extend the same benefit of the doubt to other people.

No, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a CSA survivor, which is why I'm incredibly concerned about things like alarm fatigue. I think certain terms need to be limited to things involving real children and then we can argue about Naruto ships all day.

No, I'm not a zoophile, I like monsters and dragons and generic furry stuff. The term for the former is teratophila. I've been accused of murdering my pets and sent links to actual animal abuse over this.

I don't call myself a proshipper anymore because I'm not playing the "Ah-ha, I think it means X and you said you're that, so you believe what I think you believe" game. I judge people as they come and whether you call yourself proshipper or anti, you're welcome here as long as you can behave.

I've said before that I shouldn't have indulged that ask, but I didn't say that Viv definitely has NPD, I said that if you dangled me over a shark tank and forced me to throw out an armchair diagnosis, it's one I've wondered about. I hope she doesn't, because it's a misunderstood disorder and an extremely sad one. To quote someone who's got it, Nothing's ever OK. You're either too high on yourself for outperforming everyone else, or too harsh on yourself for not being good enough for your own standards.

I'm fascinated by old internet forums and Kiwi Farms is a place that interests me more than any other. It's swaddled in a mixture of misinformation and being exactly as bad as everyone says, but in an increasingly corporate owned, regulated, KOSA-just-passed-the-Senate internet, there are days I'm profoundly grateful that Null's as stubborn as he is.

I'm trans. I genuinely have no idea where this "gatekeeping" thing is coming from.

Let me be very clear. The FBI and NCMEC have literally begged people to stop reporting fictional characters, because fighting pedophiles is like fighting a million headed Hydra. So it burns me when people say things like this.

If you think it's acceptable to do something child protection agencies have again, begged people to stop doing because it gives you a good feeling to do it and you think that trumps the well-being of real missing and exploited children, you are dangerously detached from reality and not welcome on my blog.

TL;DR: All false.