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Hey Alistair Whatcha think about gaags~? ;3
Alistair sighed deeply, covering his face with his palm as he thought of how much rather he'd be dealing with Pep right now instead of these filthy cretins and their even filthier minds..
"there isn't anything that could possibly satiate the vulgar hunger for private information you people possess, is there?" he said.
"well, too bad. the only thing I am going to say on the matter is that gags are useless to me."
with one swift, far too abrupt motion, the brit seized the asker's throat with one hand, digging his nails deep into his skin. "what fun would mangling and tearing apart flesh really be, if I wasn't able to hear my victim's deafening screams, pointless pleads and desperate gurgles for breath before I see the light fade from their eyes?"
a dark chuckle passed his lips as he smiled. "if they still have their eyes through the whole procedure, of course.."
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okay, now on to the actual information:
Alistair, fo pretty obvious reasons, used to hate gags! or rather, he was uneasy whenever he was presented with one (by Ceb and/or Fel) with the intention of having him wear it.
however, it was an unease that gradually went away with the help of his loving and patient partners
and over time, he began to like it! at first, he found it to be a pretty good solution to his own noises (because he HATES the noises he makes during lovemaking- he finds them to be horrid) but eventually he simply enjoyed having something to bite into, whilst his lovers go rather rough on him asdfghjkl
but he also just loves how excited Ceb gets about them! mind you, it's always Ceb who introduces toys and gadgets into their 'bedtime', while Alistair would never even think about something so scandalous!
but Alistair's almost pearl clutching shock over it gets replaced by curiosity and intruige VERY quickly when he sees just how enthusiastic Ceb is and even moreso when he tells him that he "picked them out just for him"
(because wow, that really gets this man's heart going!! @///u///@)
#the actual information is under the cut! ;3#(is a bit saucy uwo)#(and mention's my lovey's precious saucy bean ocs! ;//3c)#HHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ;;;u;;;#poisonflower#butchersblade#alistair connor#reply#oc response#oc ask blog#sinday
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CHARACTER BIO TEMPLATE
GENERAL INFORMATION
NAME: Alexi Dauer NICKNAMES/TITLES: Agent Judas (MECH)/ Judy (Dennis)/ Red Star (Yin)/ Gingersnap (Bev) SPECIES: Human AGE: 41 PRONOUNS: He/She/They DATE OF BIRTH: 27 August 1969 NOTE-WORTHY ABILITIES: Skilled guitar player, above average immune system, lockpicking, pickpocketing, good with people. CURRENT RESIDENCE: Verse-dependent; default is in his Kia. OCCUPATION: Agent working for MECH: record-keeping, secret other thing. Busker. Bandmate. AFFILIATIONS: MECH. SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English (and German in some verses)
PERSONALITY
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic neutral ASSETS: One car, three guitars, tackle box full of cool rocks FLAWS: Reckless, liar, immature, self-destructive LIKES: Food (as long as it isn't spicy), music (he'll listen to anything; it's better than silence), soft and comforting things (pillows especially), social gatherings, birds apparently DISLIKES: Physical labour, the desert, anything that puts kids in harm's way FEARS/PHOBIAS: Earthquakes, electric shocks, wings/a very specific type of flying
CONNECTIONS
FAMILY: No surviving immediate family BUT: Jaden and Dennis/ Bev and Cora FRIENDS: Joel and Oscar (bandmate NPCs), pretty much everyone out here EXCEPT Achim ROMANTIC INTEREST: Verse-dependent! (Defaults so far are Jaden and Bev) ENEMIES: Pearson (MECH NPC), Achim
FACTS AND TRIVIA
-Judas doesn't have a Shattered Glass equivalent, nor any other human equivalent across the TF multiverse. He's one of a kind.
-his fear of earthquakes and flight are both relatively recent acquisitions. he's still fine in the work helicopters.
-if he starts talking AT you about trivia, it's because he's hiding something. usually emotions.
-his go to method when meeting people is mimicry, both verbal and physical, until he can judge what bits of himself are socially appropriate.
GENERAL INFORMATION
NAME:
NICKNAMES/TITLES:
SPECIES:
AGE:
PRONOUNS:
DATE OF BIRTH:
NOTE-WORTHY ABILITIES:
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
OCCUPATION:
AFFILIATIONS:
SPOKEN LANGUAGES:
PERSONALITY
ALIGNMENT:
ASSETS:
FLAWS:
LIKES:
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#some bonus angles under the cut‚ including “My Honest Reaction To That Information”#stonjourner#not a lot to say about this one. it's some rocks on top of each other‚ i guess
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excuse me, national what day?
finally. a holiday worth celebrating.
may you all breast boobily today. amen.
#exactly what you would expect under the cut.#not sfw.#visage.#thanks @ trev for this incredibly pertinent information.
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# 🇻 🇪 🇾 🇩 🇷 🇮 🇸 dain veydris of planet ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮. warlord of the extinct people. the final man. star wars original character / lore.
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dain veydris is a former inhabitant of the extinct planet of vharnis—a barren ice planet within the outer rim best identified by the mining of its precious metals. the grandson of ronon veydris, a jedi master who chose to abstain himself of his fame, dain veydris was always burdened with power. the boy grew up beneath the ruling hand of the empire, as did his parents before him. his father worked the mines while his mother did her best at home. with the destruction of the empire, the tyranny was thought to lift. vharnis, a forgotten planet, was not eliminated of their government, instead reinhabited by the surviving members of the empire extremists—who soon transitioned into the founders of the first order.
veydris, a young man, gathered men of the mines. younger than he, and those as old as his father. under his command a group of revolutionists formed. the revolution was successful for nearly twelve years before the public announcement of the first order. deemed a liberation of the planet vharnis, a detroyer squadron landed amongst the mines, effectively wiping out the majority of the men that stood against them. dain veydris was made to watch, taken into custody and removed from his planet. he is brought to his knees and forced upon his fate, watching as a major fleet decimated the planet.
held in a minor prisoner of war vessel of the fleet, dain finds his opportunity to escape, murdering her crew and taking control. once complete, he flew to the planet of vardos, docking her amongst other military and political fleets. he detonated the ship and made his escape, where he disappeared into the depths of the planet and next the galaxy. he would later track down his grandfather's lightsaber, previously stolen from him by a rear admiral, slaughtering the crew to score the weapon back, which he would later use in his bounty hunting efforts, effectively named warlord of the extinct peoples.
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IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS
Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.
People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.
The link to contact the White House is here!
The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!
"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."
Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.
#us politics#election 2024#politics#even if you're not in the US please reblog so this can reach as many people as possible!#us election#voting#us election 2024#american politics#2024 presidential election#us elections
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We don’t have a uniform, why do you ask?
Inspired by our friends at Rapid City Public Library (link goes to TikTok). Music only - sound not needed.
[Video Description: A librarian with glasses wearing a polo shirt and shelving books answers an unheard question from someone offscreen. His words are inaudible but the caption reads "The librarian wearing the cardigan and glasses will be able to help you." Video cuts to an information desk where four librarians wearing cardigans and glasses are working. They all turn and wave as four more librarians wearing cardigans and glasses pop out from behind the desk and wave. The librarian from the beginning walks on screen and puts on his own cardigan. And waves.]
Music credit: George Street Shuffle Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
#library life#public libraries#video#captioned video#described video#tiktok#tumblarians#tumblrarians#librarians#libraries
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how to draw horses(for the discerning horse girl)
i spent two years working in barns to give you this information. use it wisely

view all 16 parts under the cut!















hopefully this guide will inspire you to draw the cowboys you've always dreamed of
#art tutorial#art tips#art resources#horse art#equine art#horses#i love horses so fuckign much#my art#I LOVE HORSES SO MUCHHHHH ILOVE HORSES
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happy new yuri!!
more information under the cut
- first drawing of the year, gelphie kiss from urs truly
- elphaba craddling gelphie baby
- gelphie for wicked themed magma with moots
- little comic of vampalinda:))
- vampalinda with a little bit of blood oops
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ℂ𝔸ℝℝ𝔻. ℙ𝕃𝔸𝕐𝕃𝕀𝕊𝕋.
⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 a woman as acquainted with death as it is with her . katie hogan . original character set in lore loosely based on the idea of the psychopomp from various mythologies . independent, private and mutuals only . please read all provided information and rules, triggering content present but not overwhelming . a blatant study of nostalgia , the loneliness of the arkansas daughter, the long term coping of depression , the ironically alive psychopomp and watching fear grip the world .
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name: katie olive hogan. alias: olive oil ( by her father ). parents: thomas hogan ( father ), rachel hogan ( mother ). siblings: evelyn hogan † ( sister ).
birthday: november 29th, 1993 age: 29 ( in primary verses ). place of birth: hot springs, arkansas. current residence: jasper, arkansas ( verse dependent ).
gender: cisgender female. orientation: bisexual, with a male preference.
occupation: owns her own diner in jasper, arkansas, named after her sister, evelyn. previous jobs: worked in oklahoma for a brief time, pushing cattle. before, had numerous jobs waiting or bussing tables. later, worked breaking horses for a small community ranch in texas.
tattoos: one, the greek god thanatos on her left calf. scars: multiple in different locations, from different causes. physical ailments: diagnosed bipolar ( type II ) disorder.
education: obtained her high school diploma, college was never completed. religion: southern baptist. criminal record: none.
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katie hogan isn't sure if she was born the way she turns out — clinging to questions about the morbidity of death. the church wanted her to believe a certain simplicity in it, and as a girl she was gullible. raised by a god fearing father and complacent mother, never was there an option to question the things she wasn't so sure made sense. she felt even apprehensive towards her sister, who was three years her senior. the two girls were raised strictly, albeit lovingly, two sets of grandparents to share christmases with, the american dream acreage in their backyard, horses, a dog that sometimes barked too loud at night, and many, many multiplying kittens under the porch.
her sister would not come home one night. katie hogan was sixteen when she heard her mother scream at first responders over the phone. rachel left in a hurry, leaving katie behind to wonder. she practically paced the walls of their living room in wait, hearing no news from her mother and feeling no comfort from her father's absence. she would get the call eight hours later that evelyn hogan had been pronounced dead on arrival to the st. vincent's hospital at 10:37pm.
evelyn would visit her sister, however. the night of her passing, she joined katie at the edge of her bed, cradling her shoulder while she sobbed. in one sudden moment, she was imbued by death. her heart broke for a final time as she forced away the presence of her older sister in fear. she knew not the source of her gooseflesh, why the hairs at the edge of her neck stood, why her tears felt washed away by an overwhelming force. the feeling felt like listening to a voicemail for the final time. but a sixteen year old girl's fear was powerful, and her sister's presence faded as rejected. the atmospheric emptiness was felt.
it wasn't very long after evelyn's death that her father left — a shell of the ball throwing, horse riding, loving father he had been over the years — and katie's mother never made a full recovery. after his withdrawal, rachel moved her then eighteen year old daughter to a small town outside of the city. katie would finish high school with lackluster grades, and would attempt college the following year, but would not complete a full year before dropping out abruptly.
distant then from her mother, she chose at twenty years old to join a group of cowboys on their way back to oklahoma, where they promised to teach her enough to make it a career. she would do as told, learning quick. she learned, however, she was unable to stomach the deaths on the property. often she would sit with the animals, awaiting their passing before burying them herself, unforgetting the work of art that death can be. the serenity in a peaceful passing. all the things her sister did not get. regrets settle, and she calls her mom.
she returns home after a year, embracing her mother with an earth shattering cry. the two share their memories of the past year, her mother's grown old. rachel asks her to aid in flipping an old gas station that hadn't seen a customer since the late nineties. she agrees, and the two of them transform it into a lovely diner named for their lovely evelyn.
katie struggled largely with mental health for those first few years, flitting between her mother's diner and the road. she would spend half a year down in the throes of west texas, working on a small community ranch breaking colts. on one of her many expeditions, she encountered a kitten on the side of the road. the day was hot, the road boiling, the baby companionless, and katie abruptly received the same feeling she did when evelyn died. except this time, she did not shove it away. she understood, getting out of her truck to approach the mewling thing in the road, scooping him up in her hand. her hatred of death returned to her. she would not let this baby die. scared and crying, the kitten gazed up at her, head wobbling with his age, she recounted that he suddenly was not so scared. she would not let him die. she named him monkey, and he did not die.
when she returned home for a final time, her mother came down ill. she found ghosts were real after rachel hogan passed after five months of fighting congestive heart failure. katie, twenty-five, was gifted the diner through her mother's will, where she would remain.
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GLOW UP GUIDE FOR 2025⠀

READ: On average, it takes more than 2 months before a new behavior becomes automatic — 66 days to be exact. And considering that 2025 is precisely these many days away, why not start with our glow up plan already?
Physical Glow Up-
BODY
— 5-10K steps a day.
— 7-8 hours of sleep.
— workout everyday for 1 hr atleast- yoga/stretching/pilates/cardio/lifting weights. a workout may take one hour, but your mood will be boosted for the next 12 hours.
— posture training.
— sunlight exposure after waking up for at least 10 minutes.
NUTRITION
— 2-3 liters of water every day.
— limit your caffeine intake.
— avoid sugars as much as you can.
— high protein diet, pre and probiotics.
— more fruits and veggies (+ green smoothies if you like).
— no junk/processed food/trans fat.
— no eating after 8 pm.
SKINCARE
— be clear on your skin type (oily, dry, combination, sensitive).
— once you're clear, use these accordingly- cleanser, toner, targeted serum, eye cream, moisturizer, sunscreen (≥50 spf).
— keep your bedding clean as well.
— no picking of skin on your lips, cuticle etc.
— gua sha to help improve blood circulation and lessen toxins.
— cold therapy may take three to five minutes of being uncomfortable, but your energy levels will be boosted for the rest of the day.
— remove makeup before you go to bed.
BODY CARE
— shower every day.
— exfoliate 2x a week.
— use body lotion (shea butter/aloe vera gel/coconut oil).
HAIR CARE
— wash hair 2-3x a week
— oil your scalp 2x a week, at least 3 hours before shampoo.
— hair mask 1x per week.
— never brush wet hair.
— use silk pillow case.
HYGIENE
— brush your teeth 2x a day, clean tongue and the roof of the mouth daily.
— floss daily.
— cut your nails 1x a week, never remove the cuticles.
— glycolic acid under arm for odor and discoloration.
— never use soap on your coochie.
Mental Glow Up-
MINDSET
— set clear goals- define and breakdown your aspirations.
— start your mornings with positive affirmations.
— surround yourself with uplifting content and people.
— be shamelessly selfish to your career and mental health, remove anyone or anything that doesn't align with your priorities and wellbeing.
— boost your brain health by these 4 neuroscience tools:
difficult first: start your day with the most difficult task (cortisol and dopamine are high in the body meaning that your body/mind is primed to work).
rest your eyes: introduce a micro-pause after learning by resting/closing your eyes - will help retain information better.
tomorrow's worries: write tomorrow's to-do list before bed as it is proven to be effective in helping you fall asleep.
find time to play: engage in low-stake play. can be anything you find fun but where the outcome doesn't matter (induces neuroplasticity + reduces stress).
MIND
— meditation might take as low as ten minutes, but your focus will be improved for the rest of the day.
— no social media after waking up and at least an hour before bed.
— keep aside 1 hr of time to read daily! reading a new book may take five hours, but you will keep the knowledge forever.
— journaling, gratitude.
— digital detox once a week or for 12 hours.
— limit unnecessary screentime, unfollow or cut off people you don't want to see.
JOURNALING
— choose a regular time each day to journal, making it a part of your routine.
— find a quiet, comfortable place free from distractions. light a candle if you want.
— allow your thoughts to flow without censoring or editing.
— write about your feelings and emotions to understand them better. write about things you are thankful for to boost your mood. write about your short-term and long-term goals. identify what triggers certain emotions or reactions
— set a timer for 5-10 minutes and write continuously during that time.
— reflect on both positive experiences and challenges.
— make lists, journal your thoughts on these questions.
— journal at night to clear your mind before bedtime, because emotions and thoughts lose their power once we acknowledge them.
— a gratitude practice may take five minutes, but your mindset will be shifted for the rest of the day.
AFFIRMATIONS
— customise affirmations to your needs.
Personal Life-
WEEKLY TASKS
— initiate small changes: begin with small, manageable tasks such as making your bed or cleaning your room every sunday.
— celebrate your success: reward yourself when you achieve your goals or have a consistently productive week. consider treats like buying flowers for yourself or watching your favorite show.
DAILY WORK
— set achievable goals: establish realistic goals for the day, week, or month ahead.
— track your progress.
— organise your work space, declutter your shelves etc.
— embrace the power of lists: keep a list of tasks to be done and their deadlines. this way, you start each day with a clear plan. to make it visually appealing and motivating, consider using productivity apps like evernote, habit tracker, or notion.
PRODUCTIVITY TIPS
— wake up early.
— plan ahead everything, do scheduling. you can use:
google calendar / notion / tasks .
— if the task takes less than 2 minutes to finish, do it immediately.
— countdown rule, if you are procrastinating, count 1-2-3-4-5 and jump.
— start slow, don't rush and try to do everything at one time.
— follow a proper routine, use app locks based on screentime.
— pomodoro technique, 25 min work, and 5 min break.
— schedule longer break times as well e.g 30 min nap.
#studyblr#mental health#self improvement#studyspo#psychology#self esteem#college#self love#self care#self worth#self help#self awareness#student#study#personal development#personal growth#philosophy#self confidence#university#spirituality#medblr#it girl#becoming her#becoming that girl#glow up#healing#therapy#study motivation#quotes#spiritualgrowth
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Metropolitan Facial Hair
Greetings everyone. Here is a bog-standard medium length beard for your sims! The beard shape reminds me of a city-goer hence the given name. Download and other information under the cut.
Included Files:
Metropolitan Facial Hair(.package)
Additional Details:
HQ Mod Compatible
644 Polygons
24 Swatches(Maxis)
Download
Public Access 20th of April 2025
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REBLOGS ARE OFF CAUSE THIS GUIDE IS TERRIBLE AND YOU DESERVE BETTER
I will instead redirect you to THIS more comprehensive guide, and cobalt.tools. Cobalt solves the problem of low quality video when you're done with VLC, and it can also take videos from a dozen other social media platforms.
Support the cobalt dev and the better guide writer, not me. I'm just a person who boiled down a wikihow guide and a youtube tutorial into a TLDR. I did not do very much work. They have.
I might turn reblogs back on, but for now I implore you to put your attention where it's needed most. Thanks for understanding. (original post under the cut)
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alright i am sick of yt to mp4 sites being shady and full of viruses and finding websites that seem to be working and then don't work
so HERE'S HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS WITH VLC!! VLC FREAKIN RULES!!
get your youtube link
open vlc, go to media > open network stream
paste your url in the box and PRESS PLAY!
wait for the video to open then go to tools > codec information
copy the entire file location (click the box, then ctrl-a to select all, then ctrl-c to copy)
paste into your browser of choice (i use firefox)
right click video and press "save video as", choose your file format if you want
DONE! NO VIRUSES OR SKETCHY STUFF!
the quality might be a little crummy but if you don't mind that, then shabam! video on your computer! then you can email it to yourself and have it on your phone too if you want! if you need a guide with pictures wikihow has you covered my friends
happy downloading and stay safe on the internet :D
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Ace Attorney: Trials in Paradise 🌅
— an AA7 fan concept —
Initial Premise:
Since it’s designed for the Switch 2 (and thus made for a larger screen), the game will almost always have 2-3 characters on screen at a time, and will feature dozens of unique interaction animations between all sorts of character combos.
There has been another 7 year timeskip.
The old judge retired, and the new judge is his granddaughter!
The jurist system is featured.
This concept is heavily based around these designs.
The characters would have multiple outfits throughout the game, which become unlockable costumes, much like the DLC costumes of DD, SoJ, and TGAA games.
While this is way too specific to truly be a "prediction" of what aa7 could be, I tried to keep it (mostly) realistic to what I thought could actually be in an ace attorney game!
📦 Case 1: Turnabout Homecoming
Trucy left the nest and Phoenix doesn’t like living alone anymore, so Phoenix is moving into Edgeworth’s house. Apollo— who recently got his driver's license— was driving the moving van, and was accused because a body had been found in the vehicle. The true killer was one of the movers. I like the idea that you'd have to look through boxes for evidence, maybe the murder weapon was hidden within their belongings.
Defendant: Apollo Defense: Phoenix Weird Girl: Edgeworth Prosecutor: Diana Payne (Winston’s daughter) Detective: (drumroll…) Godot!! Witnesses: Larry (he was helping with the move), Leslie (one of the movers) Victim: Bee(another one of the movers) Killer: Anne(third mover)
(rest of the cases and a lotttt more art under the cut ↓ )
🎢 Case 2: Rollercoaster Turnabout
Maya and Pearl are on vacation at Blue Badger Land. Pearl is accused of murder after a body is found on an unpopular attraction that only Pearl enjoys going on. As an aside, Gumshoe is retired from detective work, and now works as a dog trainer. He trained Armando's service dog, Spot O'Coffee. Wendy Oldbag also serves as a witness, but she's pretty old at this point. Her memory has become fuzzy with age, and her testimonies begin to mix up information from other trials (which will be little references to previous games).
Defendant: Pearl Defense: Apollo Weird Girl: Maya Prosecutor: Klavier Detective: Godot Witnesses: Gumshoe (and his kids, Callum & Beau), Wendy Oldbag, Ride Operator Victim: Ride Safety Inspector Killer: Park Manager
💍 Case 3: My Love, Turnabout
Klavier has arranged a collab performance between Trucy and Lamiroir. Hugh Dini, Trucy's assistant and boyfriend, is accused when his stunt double is found dead. Hugh is very cagey about his alibi, but it's because he was planning to propose and didn't want Trucy to know yet. Franziska takes this and spins it into a jealousy plot, and insinuates he killed his stunt double out of envy. Because Hugh is actually pretty shy, he has a habit of not speaking up, which only incriminates him further. A twist in the case is revealed during a cross-examination when it turns out the "gold band" the witness is referring to wasn't Hugh's engagement ring, but instead about a gold bangle. This immediately puts Apollo under suspicion, until Phoenix drops a hint that someone else (Lamiroir) has a gold bracelet as well. The truth about Trucy and Apollo's sibling relationship is revealed when Athena finds an unexpected emotion in Phoenix's mood matrix, and Lamiroir decides it’s time to break the news.
Defendant: Hugh Dini Defense: Athena Weird Girl: Phoenix, Apollo (← steps in when Phoenix has to get cross-examined) Prosecutor: Franziska Detective: Ema Witnesses: Lamiroir, Trucy, Hugh Dini Fangirl Victim: Hugh's Stunt Double Killer: Jealous Trucy Stan
🏝️ Case 4: The Getaway
This one isn’t a traditional case.
After Manfred Von Karma divorced his first wife, Bianka, he moved to Europe, and his previous home was left uninhabited until his eldest daughter, Karla Von Karma, discovers she has inherited it. She decides to turn the beachside property into a bed & breakfast, and invites her half-sister Franziska and adoptive brother Edgeworth to give the manor a trial run and let her know if it’s suitable for visitors. Edgeworth brings along Wright Anything Agency, because… why not treat them to a break?
But of course, their vacation quickly takes a turn when they find a literal skeleton in the closet.
Not all of the rooms in the estate had been searched. Manfred’s study has a large, padlocked safe, and Karla hadn’t gotten around to hiring a locksmith to open it for her. Phoenix tries “0001” for the hell of it, and the only thing more surprising than that combination successfully opening the safe is the body folded up inside.
They can’t imagine the killer was anyone other than Manfred Von Karma, but— since he’s already been executed— they’re not sure if a trial even needs to be held. They need to investigate the situation to determine with absolute certainty it was, in fact, Von Karma, because otherwise they’d need to find a new suspect. Obviously, the group of criminal justice lawyers aren’t not going to get to the bottom of it.
Except Apollo, who has decided he wants nothing to do with solving the murder. He came on this trip for a vacation, dammit, and that's exactly what he's gonna do. He heads back outside to the beach, and leaves everyone else to the investigation.
The first mystery is figuring out when the murder happened. The police arrive, and Ema estimates that the remains are about 30-40 years old, which is around the time the Von Karma family moved out. Since Manfred & Bianka had divorced in 1999, they start to wonder if Manfred had even still been residing here when the murder took place, but the body is found with a train ticket dated for January of 2002. A time period that just so happens to line up with the one singular vacation Manfred took during his entire career— to recover from a gunshot wound that he couldn’t even trust a doctor with knowing about.
The body is wearing a housekeeper's uniform, and they identify her as Ophelia Falsch. They conclude that she was killed because she had discovered Manfred’s injury, and he wanted to eliminate the witness. They think they have the case over and done with, but then Ema comes back with the dental analysis. She explains there was no dental record of an "Ophelia Falsch", but the teeth did match Bianka Von Karma.
This raises some questions. Why was Bianka dressed as Ophelia? Was there a more personal reason Manfred could have killed his ex-wife? Could Ophelia have been involved as well?
Since the murder happened so long ago, they don't even know where to begin with finding witnesses. Karla was 18 at the time of the murder, and had just moved out, so she wasn't present. Edgeworth, of all people, is the one to suggest an unconventional idea: why not ask Von Karma himself?
The manor is in a remote location that's only accessible by train or boat, and since it's late, Maya won't be able to get there until the next morning. In the meantime, they check up on Apollo, only to find him getting scolded by a woman about having his chair on the beach. She explains that she's Karla's daughter, Angelika Von Karma, and that she's impassioned about marine ecology. She just discovered the beach had become a nesting site for an endangered species of sea turtles, and is worried about disrupting it.
The next morning, Maya arrives, and Phoenix and Edgeworth hold a mock trial in the foyer. Manfred is channeled, but is uncooperative, so they try... a different method. Phoenix and Edgeworth perform a reenactment of how they think the murder happened, while Trucy and Athena watch Manfred to see if they can glean any information based on his reactions.
Manfred breaks down and confesses to the murder, but is telling the truth when he says that he didn't know the victim was Bianka; he did, in fact, think he had killed a housekeeper who found out about his gunshot wound. After this, his spirit is released.
As puzzling as this is— who was Ophelia, anyway?— they can't do anymore investigating because Karla has become very upset. The whole ordeal has caused long-repressed emotions to resurface. She's always felt a little bit resentful towards Franziska because their father left Bianka for Franziska's mother, Levina, and always felt like she had her family taken from her. On top of that, Manfred had done everything he could to get full custody of Karla in the divorce, and she never saw her mother again. She's angry that that wasn't enough— he'd gone and killed her too.
Karla and Franziska get into a big fight, and the whole trip ends up cancelled.
🚂 Case 5: Turnabout Train Car
They all board the train to head home. The mood is really awkward and it's kind of a bummer. Since the train is only way out of the area, Karla has to board as well, albeit in another car.
And because nothing is ever easy, there’s a murder on the train.
The victim was the owner of the train, Diesel Porter. He was found in his private sleeping room, and the only other room on that train car was being occupied by Karla, so naturally, she is accused.
Since Ema and the police are already on the train, they’re able to take control of the situation until the train makes it back to town. The Wright Anything Agency isn’t allowed to investigate the crime scene much, so they opt to interrogate the other odd passengers.
They get a helpful tip from the train’s bartender that Cole Porter, son of Diesel Porter, had been making plans to build a resort. They also find out that the train company had been losing money, since they weren’t getting many passengers.
The next day in court, Phoenix claims Cole killed his father to inherit the company, but Cole denies it because, why would he want to inherit a dying company? And Phoenix turns it around by bringing up the resort plans and how he wanted to build it on Karla’s property. He couldn’t just kill Karla, because then they’d have to take care of Angelika and Franziska too, so they needed Karla to feel like she had no choice but to sell it.
The trial goes to recess and Cole is apprehended for questioning, but at that moment they get word that someone else has just been murdered on the train— the bartender from before.
Phoenix goes back to the train investigate and boards when it’s stopped on the mountaintop station. While he’s investigating the train’s caboose, Cole’s wife, Electra, detaches it from the rest of the train. Cole and his wife were in cahoots! Phoenix is sent hurtling backwards down the mountain in the runaway car, and manages to pull the emergency brake just before reaching the bottom. He’s ended up back by the manor, and calls to have a boat sent to pick him up.
While he waits, he finds Angelika is still here studying the turtles. She gives him permission to go inside the manor again to investigate. He finds the deed to the house, along with an old photo that has a letter written on the back. It’s addressed to Bianka from Levina (Franziska’s mother).
The case is solved when Phoenix proves that both Cole & Electra Porter were involved in the murders. The land becomes protected by the government in order to keep the sea turtles safe, since they are endangered.
After the trial, Phoenix shows Karla and Franziska the letter he’d found. It turns out Levina hired Bianka as a housekeeper under the alias “Ophelia” so that she could still see her daughter Karla. The photo depicts a teenage Karla playing with a baby Franziska. Levina and Bianka had a good relationship, and had made efforts to keep their families together.
Karla and Franziska apologize to each other, and agree to get along better.
Defendant: Karla Von Karma Defense: Phoenix Weird Girl: Athena & Apollo Prosecutor: Franziska Detective: Ema & Godot Witnesses: Train Conductor, Old Passenger, Tain Bartender Victim: Diesel Porter Killer: Cole & Electra Porter
💃 (DLC) Case 6: Turnabout Runway
Klavier has been invited as a guest judge for a fashion tv competition. He invites Pearl (and Apollo) to the shooting as an apology for accusing her for murder & because of their shared interest in fashion. "Lip sync for your life" but literally.
Defendant: Lady Killer Defense: Athena Weird Girl: Pearl Prosecutor: Blackquill Detective: Ema Witnesses: ensemble of drag queens/models, Klavier Victim: Taxi Macabre Killer: Paul Rue
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this is in the "141 and john price's wife" universe. still gn pronouns. i also don't think price texts that much- old man syndrome.
the 141 absolutely have a group chat dedicated to pictures and information (porn) about their little wife.
it starts, as many silly things do, with johnny and a picture of you asleep on the couch. cuddled into the armrest covered in the tortilla blanket he'd gotten you as a gag gift, and it was just too good not to share. (although he only sent one of the thirty he actually took, he's gotta keep as much of you to himself as he can.)
then it was kyle with you in the yard, laying in the grass after cutting down branches in the sweltering heat (something john would never let you do if he'd know about it, but he appreciates the flush of your cheeks and the angle of the photo makes it seem as if you were under him doing another strenuous activity.)
and it continues like that for months, cute little pictures of you gardening with price, walking with simon, watching tv between kyle and johnny- just sharing the daily life of their pretty bird.
but the real nature of the group chat doesn’t start until simon sends a picture of you bent over, putting something in the oven, in the tiny, red daisy duke shorts that are only just long enough to be considered inappropriate for the public.
sr: fuckin' lucky that shit only takes 10 minutes to cook or we'd be in the kitchen all day.
soap: fuuuuuuuuckin' hell
kyle: don't rub it in simon, we'll be home in two days
sr: don't worry, i'll warm 'em up for you
price: Behave yourselves.
and it all just unravels from there.
john's the next culprit. he has loads and loads of less than decent pictures of you, perks of being the first husband, but he's not reaching into the stash for this one. he has a point to make: if anyone's getting off to pictures of his wife, he's gonna be the one sending them.
it's barely two hours after the other three left that something is sent into the chat. face down, ass up, cunt dripping with cum as price uses his thumb to keep your pussy open to the camera, the rest of his hand palm down on your ass, the ring on his finger glistening in the flash.
sr: fuckin' filthy captain
soap: BRING ME BACK, PUT ME IN CAPTAIN
kyle: tell 'em i said thank you
it's not surprising that the minute he comes back, johnny's on you. methodically placing the camera, making sure it captures all of you and his face buried between your thighs. it wasn't the first video sent into the chat but it's definitely one of the best ones.
your head thrown back, hands in his hair, gripping what you can so you can grind your pussy on his tongue. his phone is just close enough to hear your small pants and groans as he sucks on your swollen clit.
soap: i could spend the rest of my life right there
sr: you let 'em fuck yer face like that?
soap: lt i'd let 'em gag me
soap: then step on my dick
soap: then leave me on the floor to rot
*kyle, price, and sr disliked three messages*
soap: like you fuckers wouldn't
and kyle is not a man to be left out, but he is also not as keen on sharing his private time with you as johnny is. so there aren't videos coming from him, instead he has 4k close ups of your tits after he spent almost an hour sucking hickeys into every part of your chest he could reach.
and kyle is like an artist, he makes sure your hair is splayed out perfectly, and that you're just fucked out enough to give him a bright smile. he also makes sure that the locket they gave you, the one that's has their names engraved on the inside, sits perfectly above the swell of your boobs. and goddamn is he proud of his pictures. (it's not hard for you to look pretty in pictures because you're already pretty but kyle thinks he's the best at actually capturing it).
soap: another two things i would put my face between until i suffocate
*sr, price, and kyle disliked a message*
soap: go fuck urselves
and simon is just mean, fingers peaking under your panties, finding your clit just to sit there, finger pressed on your bud, only moving for a few seconds before falling still again; his other hand hold your hips down so you can't do anything but wait for him to move again. and he does it the entire length of the manchester game until your panties are completely soaked through.
soap: stone cold, lt. stone cold.
but before he can do anything, he has to take his picture so the other fools can remember what a whore you are for him. and because it's between games he'll let you sit on his dick and grind into him during commercial breaks. maybe he'll even film in and send it to the guys, let them see you drip all over his lap whole stretching to fit him in your cunt.
but whether his team loses or wins, he'll flip you over and fuck you into the couch cushions, so at least you get that!
then they're all away on a mission, and you know about their little chat (it's hard not to when suddenly they have a camera out every time you're in their vicinity.) so you take it upon yourself to give them their fix. and why not play around with them well you're ar it?
it starts when you go shopping merely three days after they left. they tear up your bras and underwear so obviously you would need to buy more eventually. but usually when you go shopping one of them is with you to share their opinions, but since they're away, you just have to send pictures instead!
a whole catalog, in facts. you've got angles, dressing room lighting, and a whole lot of time on your hands.
*you sent 22 photos to 'the bird house'*
you: i can't choose :(((
you: help me out?
kyle: give me 6 hours to fly home and i'll help you with anything
price: Looks great. But I can't tell from the pictures, you'll have to try them all on again when I get home.
soap: licking the screen isn't working, captain i think i need to go home.
*sr saved 22 photos to Camera Roll*
kyle: smooth riley, real smooth.
and of course it doesn't end there. you have a chance to torture them a little bit with zero consequences and you're going to take it.
but it takes a while for you to send videos, usually you send your outfits, or the tiny bathing suit top you wear while tanning, even one of you in the kitchen in nothing but your tiny apron. (it's the only one that john does not appreciate, popping a boner between briefings as a captain is not hie proudest moment.)
but as the months go longer and longer, you get more and more desperate. your toys are reserved for times like this, a small bullet vibrator and a thick 8-inch dildo. it's nowhere near as nice as fucking your men but it'll have to do for the time being.
and you know them being away is not their fault and they'd be home in an instant if they could choose to be; but if you have to deal with your pent-upness, so do they.
so you set up your phone, leaning it on the lamp that sits on your bedside table, so it captures your entire body, covered only by sheer light-blue lingerie and your locket, as you sink down the length of your dildo, vibrator pressed to your clit. you send four different videos, one for each of them, in the order they came into your life (you think it's cute, they're one picture away from firebombing the whole country they're in and flying home).
you: just something to hold you over until you get back!
kyle: so good for us babe.
soap: yer evil bonnie.
soap: my arm can't keep up with this
sr: birdie thinks it's real funny now
you: i do
sr: not gonna be so funny when we get home, yeah? might have to give you a refresher about what happens teasing birds.
price: 6:30am tomorrow, get everything you need in order because you aren't moving for the foreseeable future.
*you loved a message*
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My husband and I were discussing how the first felon is defending the FDA and how the quality control of our food is gonna basically disappear and I proceeded to have so much anxiety about it that I didn't sleep last night. How do we prepare for this? Is there a way to make food safe at home? How can we avoid getting poisoned from the grocery store? Sorry for bringing this anxiety to your inbox but I'm exhausted and scared and I'm hoping you've come up with food safety tips what with your general food complications.
I’m afraid I don’t have a solution for something of this scale and am just as equally terrified, but that said:
Check your local state regulations. Some states actually have strict testing that the FDA when it comes to certain things like milk. See if they are listing any recalls.
Stop eating things raw for the foreseeable future. Wash and cook everything thoroughly, even if the bag claims it’s pre-washed, wash it again. Cooking will also help eliminate any remaining pathogens. It means no more salads for a while but that’s okay.
For things like fruit, try to go with things that have an outer skin that can be taken off. If it requires you to cut into it with a knife, give the outer skin a scrub and rinse to reduce the chances of your knife being contaminated by anything like e-coli and then contaminating the insides by cutting it up.
For fruit that can’t be peeled, make sure to inspect and wash them thoroughly. If you are immunocompromised like me, consider cooking it down into a jam or pie filling to reduce further risk. Not as fun as eating it fresh for some people, but it’s a valid way of still getting the flavor and nutrients.
For things like milk, only drink pasteurized and ultra pasteurized. Try to get pasteurized eggs if you can too.
If you don’t have a meat thermometer, now is the time to get one. Make sore everything is cooked to its required internal temperature. For poultry, the recommended temperature is 165°F (74°C), while for beef and pork, the recommended temperature is 145°F (63°C) with a 3-minute rest time. Ground meats should be cooked to 160°F (71°C). Eggs should be cooked until the yolk is set. No more runny egg yolks for a bit until we get a competent source of information back about bird flu.
For things like flour, try to go for reputable brands that have their own independent testing facilities for things like gluten. They also usually test for other things and clean their facilities thoroughly. My go to is King Arthur atm.
Also, stop eating raw cookie dough if you’re not going to toast the flour in the oven first. That’s how a lot of people get sick, not necessarily from the raw egg, though stop eating raw egg right now if you do. Again, bird flu. [Addendum] I learned the flour trick in a job I used to work, but apparently, the pre-defunded FDA didn't think toasting the flour made it safe, so maybe just don't eat raw cookie dough. And I know someone's going to be a cunt in the notes like "I don't care I do what I want" good for you, hope saying that made you feel better.]
This is a dwindling possibility with the tariffs but try to buy food imported from other countries that still have food quality control. I get my masa harina from a small company that imports directly from Colombia. They can’t afford the gluten free label required to be classified as such in the USA, but considering Cheerios in the USA can afford to buy that label and the celiac foundation certification logo and still routinely sells contaminated produce due to not using gluten free oats and a mechanical sorting system that can’t be certified gluten free (1) (2) (3), I’m more inclined to go with other countries labeling right now.
With clean water under threat, use a filter for your drinking water. We currently use the ones by Life Straw. They don’t fit into your faucet but the LS filters are better than most of the ones that can be attached that way and the housing of the jugs and countertop filters are easy to clean. Make sure you do so once a week and change the filters as directed.
Most of this is just basic food hygiene stuff combined with what it’s like to be immunocompromised, but it’s always worth repeating in case someone didn’t know, but especially worth repeating right now with all our rules and regulating bodies going out the window 😞
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