#infinite lp

[slut69bj]

[drstarlineidw]

Littlest pet shop Infinite (part 3)

[mister-ancunin]

saw @vergils-beloved’s LPS trend going around n i wanted to join !!! eheh <3

[fancypantsrecords]

Gareth Coker, Joel Corelitz & Curtis Schweitzer - Halo Infinite (Original Video Game Soundtrack) | Mondo | 2022 | Orange + Brown

[lunapwrites]

taking a deep breath and reminding myself that i'm (probably) in the worst of it right now. and, if so, i am fortunate.

bean is generally a happy little potato. yes, she spits up like she's auditioning for a reboot of the exorcist. yes, she has decided recently that sleep is for the weak and do i look like a bitch to you? but aside from all of that, she's normally really chill. and my lovely partner has been such a life-saver during this time, being the most dad even when she pulls his beard hairs out and throws up on his shorts as soon as he picks her up.

the 6-8 week point is apparently the crucible (on average, which she typically is), and we're on our way out of that. so... maybe there's a light at the end of the tunnel?

sleep is: a white noise machine, lofi girl in the background (dark synthwave ty) and one of those warmies that bean won't cuddle with directly but i will and then she cuddles with me and gets the same effect. (soft, warm, smells like lavender.)

and if this current trend of "getting better, slowly, for now" continues, i might be able to start writing again. (god i hope so lol.)

[disease]

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[pinyatapix]

showin off this random ass doodle of an LPS gijinka i did today cuz i managed to discover my own brand new fucked up form of doing lineart

who needs ink pens when you got Infinite Painter-brand lasso fill tool biitch

anyways full picture. drew it while kinda exhausted and glum for no real reason, felt like mulch. idk why i made her coat cotton-candy colored lol

[ach-sss-no]

no fear

one fear

i looked at the patch notes. there's some attempt at optmization clasps hands together I am very much anticipating going in and finding out if anything works better and if anything new and hilarious is broken

and there is such a big long list of bug fixes for drastic game-breaking bugs that i mostly never encountered after 2.5 playthroughs. i'm starting to think i have just had exceptional luck when playing this game

a selection of my favorites (the ones that sound funniest out of context)

Fixed a conditional blocker that caused Gollum to die if restarting during the beetle conflict. Increased the chase radius for the “Cruel Woman” chase to prevent save games where the player cannot keep up anymore. (never got this one but I came close oof) Fixed cog wheels spinning in random directions. Fixed nervous hands achievement behavior. Fixed a Game Over screen in the tutorial when restarting from the main menu during the chase sequence. Fixed a softlock in Shadow Mountains when jumping off a cliff during a checkpoint. Halls of Grond & Execution chambers - fixed and adjusted rotating wheels. Gollum Groom is now covered correctly by translucency while still respecting DOF and refraction. (his what) (Is this a mistranslation) (EDIT: I have had it pointed out that 'groom' is the word for rendered hair/fur so this is referring to Gollum's hair rendering! I did not see any markedly horrible issues with the hair outside of this one cutscene where it is briefly, obviously on the wrong layer or something but I also don't have all the visual effects enabled. I find it interesting that these notes are using so many 'untranslated' terms like 'groom' and also what are obviously the level names used by the team and not by the finished game. I am starting to think they don't have a PR person) Fixed possibility to end the Sewers without killing both orcs. (does this mean there's now a pacifist route or are you supposed to be required to kill the orcs & people were managing not to???? I didn't test this bc i just always murder every killable orc 😅 ) Solved the issue of no sound in the cutscene of Cook's death. (lmao i saw this but I just thought it was supposed to be like that/they didn't have any budget left to record a death noise) Fixed German conflict menu choice being displayed as French. Fixed blocked progress after the throttle tutorial when restarting from a checkpoint. Fixed Gollum floating at the beginning for Chapter 2. (?!?!) Fixed a softlock in Outer Gardens where Gollum would be detected immediately after spawning. (Aaahh. This I did encounter on 2nd playthrough and I don't remember how I got out of it. I think I restarted the level which was not a huge deal because the checkpoint was close to the start of the level) Fix for wall running not always triggering correctly. (This I probably did encounter and just thought I was hitting the wall at the wrong angle, because I frequently do just botch this) Riverpath fixed invisible 2 elves’ issue at the end of the level. (I DID GET THIS ONE ONCE and it was so funny, I think I have capture footage of it, I hope I do) Fixed fluctuating groom (?!?!?!!) when the game is paused. Adjusted the wrong Grashneg scale in Sewers. (don't think i ever saw this, am picturing Giant Grashneg) Fixed infinite Game Over screen in Construction Low when sweeping through a specific checkpoint. (definitely did not get this one. I would remember that.)

[redstoneflux]

Also. I've been using a singular fluxfield for my power generation so far. Which is ok, since I have an automated gourma to feed it, but isn't that reliable.

How stupid would it be if I swapped it out with a Serenade of the Nether-fed Magmatic Dynamo array?

[mrsonvsyoutube]

Bringing The Thunder To Vermillion City Gym | Pokemon Infinite Fusion Randomizer | 10 |

[yorkshireraven]

With  The Excavation of Hob's Barrow time for a summary of the games covered before on the weekend slots.

[equalvision]

The new Coliseum LP 'Infinity Sh*t' is finally available on streaming platforms everywhere.

Watch the new music video "The Stranger", get the merch, and grab tickets for the band's 20th anniversary shows in Louisville, KY!

Get it all here.

[theplottdump]

'Song tag - Couples Edition'! Rules: Simply pick one of your OC couples and choose the song that best represents their relationship. Then post the song on your Simblr with a screenshot of your couple. Post the lyrics too if you want, it's up to you! Send this ask to some of your mutuals who also have OCs, or tag them in your post! No obligation, just have fun if you decide to do it! 💖

Ohmygod Scout you just activated my Sleeper Agent Protocols. I'm gonna do a bunch cause this is my brain hell and you're all trapped in here with me.

Surelu's Infinite Playlist

Val & Chad - Alone Together, Fallout Boy I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul

Val & Chad - Anything, JJ Heller Didn't know it was dark In that room in my heart 'Till You turned on the light

Kate & Diego - Sounds like Something I'd Do, Drake Milligan I never had a reason, girl To go 'round lookin' for a fire to walk through It ain't like me to want somebody Rearrangin' all my want-to's I ain't the kind to settle down And let myself get wrapped around Somebody's finger, but if I had you Baby, sounds like somethin' I'd do

Vera & Maya - Pancakes for Dinner, Lizzy McAlpine Oh, and to tell you is too scary So I'll just say something else And I wish that you could hear me When I talk to myself

Poppy & Orange - Wet Dream, Wet Leg What makes you think you're good enough To think about me when you're touching yourself?

Poppy & Alejandro - Quizas, Quizas, Quizas, Nat King Cole So if you really love me, say yes But if you don't dear, confess And please don't tell me Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

🛑 Three More Spoiler-y ones below the cut! 🛑

Poppy & Alejandro - Long Goodbye, LP I know I'm just a dream away I wish I found the words to say Before our moment slipped away

Sunny & Kāne - Burnin' Love, Wynonna Babe, babe, babe you gonna set me on fire, yeah My brain is flaming and I don't know which way to go

Poppy & ??? - Brutus, The Buttress My name is Brutus and my name means heavy So with a heavy heart I'll guide this dagger into the heart of my enemy

cackles, rubs hands together

[minakotreat]

I know i listed this account as being my miscellaneous art account, but the truth of the matter is that i'm so embarrassingly obsessed with judgment I didn't have the heart to be posting it all over my main account. this stupid guy is actually taking over my BRAIN!

curse you yagamer for having such good games

i learnt about judgment a few years back when I saw a trailer on JE randomly during some game awards I think?? I could totally be wrong but I had some knowledge about yakuza so this intrigued me a lot. It wasn't enough that I actively sought it out though. Then some months ago I remember the game because I had been playing infinite wealth, only to my horror that everywhere I looked, judgment wasn't on pc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only have my pc and my bloated battery nintendo switch for entertainment so I was very very sad, because it seemed like such an interesting game. Still, I honestly didn't care enough to continue digging for ways to play it outside of possibly biting the bullet to attempt emulation.

THEN, the huge rgg franchise sale began on steam....... I had just closed my shop to begin shipping out merch I had made so I had a bit of pocket money which I decided to see if I wanted to buy one of the yakuza games. I wasn't too intrigued to buy yakuza 0 because i've already played a bit of it and got bored (despite me loving yakuza 7 & 8) but just out of curiosity.... I decided to see if judgment was on there...... I mean, it wouldn't be since everywhere I looked had said takuya kimura's agency prevented them from uploading it on pc....... right....? and LO AND BEHOLD IT STOOD BEFORE ME.

JUDGMENT????????? IS ON PC???????? AND THE WHOLE BUNDLE WAS ON A HUGE SALE?!?!?!?!??!!

I was thinking hard. Did I really want to spend my money on this? I rarely buy games myself, instead going through the route of ""obtaining"" or watching LPs. I decided to just give it a shot, and decided to buy the full bundle along with the kaito dlc just because it was a good bargain and who knows, I might end up actually liking it.

and so I liked it a little bit.... more........... than a little bit.................

I remember when I finished both games, I just walked around in LJ's premium adventure just with my jaw dropped. These games. Dude. They're more than i could've ever even asked for. I don't know how else to word it

The story, the tension, the characters, the environment, the visuals, dude EVERYTHING. I cried an embarrassing amount, especially during the credit rolls, and it was just fantastic.

so even though to me persona 3 still is my favorite game of all time, judgment takes a very good spot at number 2 which is a feat nonetheless. I'm going to love it to death.

it's been barely two months but I DON'T CARE!!!!! I JUST LOVE BEING PASSIONATE

thanks for reading my stupid babble on my experience with john judge eyes

bonus: all the drawings/screenshots my friends made of me and my downward spiral (i love my friends)

[darkshadowduelist]

Infinite Forbidden

INFO-JP033 幻の召喚神エクゾディアMaboroshi no Shoukanshin Exodia (The Phantom (God) Exodia Incarnate)

Level 10 DARK Spellcaster Fusion Effect Monster

ATK ? DEF 0

5 “Forbidden One” monsters

(1) This card on the field cannot be destroyed by your opponent’s card effects.

(2) Once per turn, if this card battles, during damage calculation: It gains ATK equal to your current LP.

(3) Once per turn, when a Spell/Trap Card or effect is activated (Quick effect): You can negate the activation.

(4) Once per turn, during the End Phase: You can Set 1 “Exodo” Spell/Trap or “Obliterate!!!” directly from your Deck.

(5) Once per turn, during your Standby Phase: You lose 1000 LP.

Note: This card is named after the pack “Phantom God”, the reprint pack for the OCG that printed the pieces of Exodia into regular circulation.

INFO-JP053 千年の十字 Sennen no Juuji (Millennium Cross)

Normal Spell

(1) Take 5 “Forbidden One” Monster Cards from your hand, Deck, and/or face-up field and reveal them, then Special Summon 1 “The Phantom God Exodia Incarnate” from your Extra Deck, then shuffle all face-up Monster Cards you control into the Deck, except “Exodia” Monster Cards whose original Level is 10 or higher and “Millennium” Monster Cards, also you cannot Summon monsters for the rest of this turn (but you can Normal Set). After activation, shuffle this card into the Deck instead of sending it to the GY.

Note: The new theme here is based off of Simon’s cards in the video games and actions in the final arc of the manga.

INFO-JP001 千年の眠りから覚めし原人 Sennen no Nemuri kara Sameshi Genjin (The Caveman that Awoke after a Millennium)

Level 8 EARTH Beast-Warrior Effect Monster

ATK 2750

DEF 2500

You can only use the (1)st and (2)nd effects of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If this card is in your hand: You can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If this card is a Continuous Spell: You can pay 2000 LP or reveal 1 “Millennium Cross” in your hand; Special Summon this card, then you can add 1 “Millennium” monster or 1 “Sengenjin” from your Deck to your hand.

(3) Cannot be destroyed by monster effects.

INFO-JP002 千年の宝を守りしゴーレム Sennen no Takara wo Mamorishi Golem (Golem that Guards the Millennium Treasures)

Level 6 EARTH Rock Effect Monster

ATK 2000

DEF 2200

You can only use the 1st and 2nd effect of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If this card is in your hand: You can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If this card is a Continuous Spell: You can pay 2000 LP or reveal 1 “Millennium Cross” in your hand; Special Summon this card, then you can add 1 “Temple of the Stone Slabs” from your Deck to your hand.

(3) The activation of your “Millennium Cross” cannot be negated.

INFO-JP003 千年王朝の盾 Sennen Ouchou no Tate (Shield of the Millennium Dynasty)

Level 5 EARTH Warrior Effect Monster

ATK 0

DEF 3000

You can only use the (1)st and (2)nd effects of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If this card is in your hand: You can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If this card is a Continuous Spell: You can pay 2000 LP or reveal 1 “Millennium Cross” in your hand; Special Summon this card, then you can add 1 “Millennium Cross” from your Deck to your hand.

(3) Cannot be destroyed by Spell/Trap effects.

INFO-JP004 ミレニアムーン・メイデン Millenniumoon Maiden

Level 4 LIGHT Illusion Effect Monster

ATK 1500

DEF 1300

You can only use the (1)st and (2)nd effects of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If this card is in your hand: You can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If your opponent activates a card or effect while this card is a Continuous Spell: You can Special Summon this card, and if you do, your opponent cannot target Level 5 or higher Illusion and Spellcaster monsters you control with card effects this turn.

(3) If this card battles a monster, neither can be destroyed by that battle.

INFO-JP005 ミレニアム・アブソリューター Millennium Absoluter (Millennium Fiend Reflection)

Level 4 WIND Illusion Effect Monster

ATK 1300

DEF 1400

You can only use the (1)st and (2)nd effects of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If this card is in your hand: You can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If your opponent activates a card or effect while this card is a Continuous Spell: You can Special Summon this card, then you can gain LP equal to half the ATK of 1 monster on the field.

(3) If this card battles a monster, neither can be destroyed by that battle.

INFO-JP054 石板の神殿 Sekiban no Shinden (Temple of the Stone Slabs)

Field Spell Card

You can only use the (1)st effect of this card’s name each once per turn

(1) During your Main Phase: You can place 1 monster from your hand face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell, then you can place 1 “Millennium” monster or 1 “Sengenjin” from your Deck face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell.

(2) If a face-up “Millennium” monster(s) and/or “Sengenjin” you control is destroyed by battle or effect, you can place it face-up in your Spell & Trap Zone as a Continuous Spell instead of sending it to the GY.

INFO-JP055 魔神火焔砲 Exodo Blaze

Quick-Play Spell Card

(1) 1 Level 10 or higher monster you control with “Exodia” in its original name gains these effects.

● You can pay half your LP; you cannot activate other cards or their effects for the rest of this turn, also destroy as many cards in the Spell & Trap Zone as possible, then equip (?) “Forbidden One” monsters from your hand and/or Deck to this card as Equip Spells that give it 2000 ATK.

● If this card attacks a Defense Position monster, inflict piercing battle damage.

INFO-JP068 怒りの業火 エクゾード・フレイム Ikari no Gouka Exodo Flame (Raging Hellfire – Exodo Flame)

Normal Trap Card

You can only use the the (1)st and (2)nd effects of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) If you control a Level 10 or higher “Exodia” monster: Destroy all cards your opponent controls.

(2) If this card is in your GY, except during the turn it was sent there: You can banish it and activate 1 of these effects;

● Add 1 “Forbidden One” monster from your Deck or GY to your hand.

● Shuffle up to 5 “Forbidden One” monsters from your GY and/or banishment into the Deck.

Dragon of Soul and Pride

Dark / Dragon / LV8 / Effect

Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) while your opponent has 25 or more cards in their GY. While you have 25 or more cards in your GY, this card gains 2500 ATK/DEF.

ATK:2500 DEF:2500

Dark Magician the Ebon Sorcerer

Dark / Spellcaster / LV8 - Effect

This card's name becomes "Dark Magician" while in the Monster Zone. You can only use each of the following effects of "Dark Magician the Ebon Sorcerer" once per turn. If "Gold Sarcophagus of Light" is on the field: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. If this card is destroyed by card effect and a Level 5 or higher monster is on the field: You can Special Summon this card, then you can Set 1 Spell/Trap that mentions "Dark Magician" directly from your Deck.

ATK; 2500 DEF:2100

Dark Magic Mirror Force

Normal trap

When an opponent's monster declares an attack, or an opponent's monster effect is activated that would destroy a monster(s) on the field, and a monster that mentions "Gold Sarcophagus of Light" is on the field: The first time each monster you control that mentions "Gold Sarcophagus of Light" would be destroyed by battle or card effect for the rest of this turn after this card resolves, it is not destroyed, also destroy as many opponent's Attack Position monsters as possible, then, if you control "Dark Magician", inflict 500 damage to them for each monster destroyed.

[theodorequartz]

Here you go ma boy @alexy2000

Undertale x Nezuko Male Reader

Part 5: Meeting Sans

M/n walked to the long hallway, limping and tired. Without both of them knowing, Toriel had hit him with her fireball in his left stomach.

He probably didn't realize he was hit because he was so focused on thinking ways to calm Toriel down. As for Toriel, she probably didn't realize she hurt him that badly due to her grief.

It's ok tho. He's used to this. He can't die anyway. No matter how hard he tried.

All he needs is rest. Right. A good little nap. It always does the trick!

Ow ...it really hurts...

M/n whimpered.

No matter how much he got hurt. He doesn't really get used to it. But all he can do is endure.

M/n stumbled to the end of the hallway. It was dark. Except for the spot in front of him, the only spot where the light beams through.

Suddenly-

" So you think that you really smart, huh?"

Flowey popped out the ground.

Just as he was about to say another word, M/n fell on the ground landing just right in front of Flowey.

Flowey flinched in surprise. He stuttered.

" H-hey, what's wrong with you?"

M/n wasn't able to answer as he started coughing up blood.

Flowey stared blankly at him, leaves and vines twitching. He stared blankly as if he was seeing someone else instead.

" I- I'll get something to help -----"

The rest of his words was a blur as M/n started to black out.

In M/n's blury sight, he saw flowey- no... Rokuta?

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" Oni-chan, I'm scared..."

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" Oni-chan....he..lp..."

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It's going to be alright....your Oni-chan's here...

Slowly, M/n reached out to the panicking Flowey and pet his pettals gently.

Flowey flinched, surprised, he stared at M/n.

M/n opened his mouth.

" It's....okay.......you..r...o..kay..."

He smiled softly at the flower, eyes just slightly cloudy. As if he's seeing someone else. Those eyes closed just as his hand fell to the ground beside Flowey.

Flowey, still surprised, stared at the passed out male dazzely. Something inside him stuttered. It felt... warm. His voice was so soft...so gentle...

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( Author's note: I will put 'you' instead of 'him' or 'm/n' to not mix up things. )

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You wake up in a vast dark space. It was so empty. So... void..

You stoop up and walked forward.

.....

You don't know how long you've been walking, but it's getting you sleepy again.

You huffed and sat on the .... floor? Ground? Whatever it is your walking on.

You looked up to see nothing but infinite darkness. This place looks very sad... and lonely...

On instinct, you opened your mouth..

You started to sing. Soft voice echoing to the empty space.

The struggle to speak nowhere to be seen as each word rang melodically and flew fluently on your lips. Strong emotions getting carried with it.

It was heard by an entity in the darkness. It was swayed by the beautiful voice. It's as if it was sang by a siren. Alluring and soft. The voice was filled with love.

You sang the final note. After a few seconds, you heard clapping.

You perked up and looked towards the direction it came from.

It was a tall dark figure. He had floating hands in each of his sides, it had holes in the palms. The man has a wide smile. He's right eye is closed, a crack is seen splitting from up his forehead. His other eye is wide open, it was black with a white dot focusing straight to you. He also has a crack on his left eye going downwards just beside the corner of his mouth or is it a crack? It looks more of a black strip of black liquid. The rest of him is just a black... goo?

He looks cool!

You stood up and slowly walked towards him. He stopped clapping and looked at you, expecting you to come nearer. You did. Walking until your in front of him.

Wow... He's really tall!

You have to crank your neck up to look at him. You huffed. He seems like he noticed your struggles because he made low chuckling sounds, his eye glinting in amusement.

He lowered himself and looked directly at your eyes. You looked back at him and slowly raised your hand to his cheek. You tried to softly brush away on what you think is a black strip of liquid falling on his left cheek but it stayed there. You hummed.

The man reached for your face to, cupping your cheek. You nuzzled in it. You felt him tremble.

You feel it. The maddening loneliness he's feeling. You felt it too, once. You hugged the man.

The man flinched, but slowly hugged back, his hands on you back as he pullud you close in his chest.

You soon felt his grip tighten and he pulled you further in his chest. It didn't hurt. And you really don't mind.

You know how it feels like to be left in isolation for a long time. He needs this. You buried yourself in his chest. You purred.

You feel yourself lose consciousness and the man noticed this. His hug lossened and let your eyes close. He muttered a name.

G@$7€r

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You opened your eyes...to close them again. It was so bright! Ah!

You rubbed your eyes to adjust to the light and see that you're still in the place where you encounterd Flowey. You were in the middle of the room where the light is beaming through, well that explains it.

You yawned and then noticed the bandage's wrapped around your stomach. You traced your fingers on it. It actually feel comfortable.

You look beside you to see a little plate! On top of the plate was a donut! A purple donut! Woah!

You took the donut and stuffed it somewhere in your green checkered haori.

You stood up and walked towards the large door and opened it.

Light beamed through.

You opened your eyes and looked behind to see the door closed. You hummed. You looked forward again and your eyes sparkled in joy.

It was snow!

Oh, how you love snow!

You jumped eagerly and ran through the snowy ground.

Oh, how you love the soft crunchy sounds it makes when you step on them!

You stop as you saw a large tree trunk in your way. You blinked and approached it. It layed neatly on the ground, in the middle of the path, as if it's been put there on purpose.

Thinking about it, you also saw a camera hidden in the bush just outside the door from the ruins. It's placed there purposely as if someone was expecting you to walk out of it.

You shruged and looked at the tree trunk again.

You huffed. What if someone passes by and have trouble because of this? Like someone carrying a child!

You put your hands in the sides of the trunk and swiftly carried it to the side of the road and put it back down again.

You keen hearing was able to hear the sound of a sudden shuffle from behind the trees, as if surprised. You payed no attention to it. Whoever that person is, they don't release a threatening aura so you're fine with it.

You continued walking to the snow. Loving the sounds it makes when you heard a more loud crunching sound that surely didn't come from the snow.

You turned around and saw the large tree trunk you moved a while ago now broken. Like someone had stepped on it.

Oh goodness. How huge was the person following you was like to step on the huge trunk like that as if it were a mere twig?

Talking about hight, it seems like monsters really are quite tall. Toriel was like twelve apples taller than you .

As you were questioning your own hight while walking, you stopped at a small bridge with... Bars?

A footstep was heard just a distance behing you.

A low chuckle and a deep voice.

" Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal?"

Wow.. his voice was so beautiful! You love it!

" *Turn around and shake my hand..."

You turned around and took the person's hand.

* PFFFFTTttttrttrrttt... Frtt.

Your eyes turn into dots.

The monster chuckled and put his hand back in the pockets of his blue hoodie.

" hehe... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny. "

You studied the monster in front of you. He was a tubby skeleton. He's two heads shorter than you.

He wears a blue coat with a grey hood. A white shirt that exposed his collar bone. He also had black pants, a pair of socks and a pair of pink fluffy slippers.

He lets out an aura of integrity and ... Justice.

It reminds you of ...

You look at the skeleton who introduced himself as Sans. Your hand reached up and-

Pat the top of his skull.

*Pat * pat

...

Your hand was warm in his skull, it was calming. It made him sleepy.

Sans went silent for a second, blinking his sleepiness away, then shruged and continued to talk.

" I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But... y'know... I don't really care about capturing anybody.... and besides...."

"...you're not really human.. are you?"

You blink and looked at him, hand still on top of his skull. His eyes went completely black, it reminded you of the void you were in. You gave him a closed eyed smile and nodded.

His lights became visible again as he chuckled. You continued patting his head.

" Really curious... But you're not a monster either... Huh.. what a mistery you are."

You opened your eyes to look at hi's and he looked back.

" welp... You do look human enough."

You hummed and giggle.

" now you see my brother, papyrus... He's a human-hunting FANATIC. Hey, actually, I think that's him over there."

Your heart tingled at the word brother.

You removed your hand in his skull to turn around and look. Sans missing the warmth.

" I have an idea. Go through this gate thingy. "

You blinked and look at the wooden bars. This was a gate?

" Yeah, go right through. My bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone. "

You both go through the gate and towards a post with a strangely shaped lamp just a bit further away from it.

" Quick, behind that conveniently-"

Sans stopped his words and looked at the lamp then at you then at the lamp again. You followed his eyes and looked at the lamp to then look towards him. You tilted your head.

"... go hide behind my post."

You nodded you head and pat his skull one more time before hidding behind the post.

You heard quick footsteps.

" sup, bro?" Sans said.

" YOU KNOW WHATS 'SUP, ' BROTHER!" a different voice yelled.

You peeked through the post and saw a much taller skeleton monster. Probably a head taller than you. You loved his red scarf!

"ITS BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!? "

the voice said. This must be papyrus! He's really loud. It reminded you of 43ñgók7-ßàñ.

" Staring at my station, it's really cool. Wanna take a look? " sans said.

Your eyes turned to dots. You look at sans, pouting. Was he trying to get you seen? You huffed.

Sans smile twitch in amusement as he caught you pouting at him.

" NO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! "

You awe'd as Papyrus stomped his feet cutely.

" I WANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! REPECT... RECOGNITION... I FINALLY ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY, ' FRIEND? ' I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING. "

You silently clap at his monologue. He's so cool! Being so serious and hardworking to achieve his goal... You admire his determination!

Your eyes shined with awe and respect.

" Hmm... Maybe my station will help you." Sans said.

You look at him again with an angry pout.

Sans merely grinned wider in response.

" SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZY BONES!! AL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!" papyrus said, stomping his feet again.

" hey take it easy. I've got a ton of work today. A skele-ton.

Sans looks at the readers and winked.

" SANS!!!"

" come on. You're smiling."

" I AM AND I HATE IT! SIGH... WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME... HAVE TO DO SO MUCH TO GET SOME RECOGNITION..."

" wow.. looks like you're really working yourself... Down to the bone."

Sans looked at the readers again and shrug.

" UGH!!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLE... AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE,"BACKBONE " TO IT!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"

he walked away.

...

He popped back.

" HEH! "

...

" ok, you can come out now."

You walked out and towards him. You gave him a cute angry look. He chuckled.

" you ougtha get going. He might come back. And if he does...... you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes." He winked.

You huffed a breath and pat his head one more time before walking ahead.

" actually, hey... Hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor?"

You looked back at him and tilted your head.

" I was thinking... My brother's been kind of down lately... He's never seen a human before... Even if you aren't one, you sure do look similar. And seeing you might make his day. Don't worry he's not dangerous, even if tries to be. "

You didn't even think twice before nodding your head with a smile.

" Thanks a million. I'll be up ahead. "

And then he walks back. Huh... Okay!

You were about to proceed but then he came back.

" Oh, I didn't catch your name. "

You looked at him and smiled brightly.

" M/n! " you said. Almost without a struggle.

Your voice was... Sans bones shivered so did his soul.

" Nice to meet ya, M/n."

Author:

You finally met sans! And his brother!

And another monster.

Wonder who could it be?