#infected*

[jaynovz]

I'm sorry but did anyone else see the weird oil slick-colored spiderweb looking stringy infection shit coming out of Jayce's broken leg in the ravine

Cuz like... Listen that seems unresolved. like dude fashioned a brace out of his busted up hammer wrapped that bad boy up climbed out got sent home, contacted his tailor ASAP to make a new badass mourning robes battle 'fit and just... Shoved all that advanced fungal Anomaly flavor sepsis/gangrene/whatever in the vault aka form-fitting black pants and a spanking new brace (boy did you hit the forge immediately too? Bury it deep amirite 😎👉👉)

[timsplosion]

the world's most gaymer, rainbow dash, manages to survive the plague by being too epic

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

[proxycrit]

Day 26- Lanayru Mountain

Perhaps dragon song sounds familiar. No matter; it’s time to get to business.

On that note, magnesis is reacquired! Purah’s still working on the other glyphs.

(“We’ll find a cure by the end of this year, I promise.”

“I hope we do, Mimi. I really, really hope we do.”)

((This is a totk au called familiar familiar! Zelda doesn’t go back in time, history is forever changed, and link is beset by ghost memories from his magic arm as per usual.))

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[miwkchii]

Gravity falls fixation goes crazy

More billford (teehee) and trying to figure out a 'human' bill design

[ettle]

Yellow Lives.

[ev-isms]

cold elevator

[lastoneout]

[pangur-and-grim]

one funny thing at the rheumatologist was that she was prodding me all over saying “does this hurt? does this hurt?” bc she wanted to see if I have joint inflammation. and in one of her prods, she pressed two fingers HARD against a giant oozing scab and said “does this hurt,” and I was like “I mean, yes, but probably for a different reason.” then she looked down and started freaking out and saying sorry over and over

[the-scrombler]

Origins

[shushmal]

steve teaching robin his evil white boy ways is very important to me. he's boosting her up into a girl's window. she's wearing backwards baseball caps and popped collars and sunglasses inside. sitting on the roof in lawn chairs. throwing random stuff off high places.

the first time she does a keg stand, he cries.

[moved2fshfish]

[mania-sama]

was scrolling on tiktok and i was BLASTED with this official VLD art:

WHIPLASH. FUCKING WHIPLASH. and now i want ALL of you to be reminded of the WAVES this art caused. civilizations COLLAPSED

they don’t make fandom like voltron anymore. they just don’t. bakudeku ending still doesn’t hold a candle to klance.

[shandzii]

lil design exercise sdfghjk been a hot minute since I tackled mecha

Sebastian but transformer

[yeagrave]

“You did well, ‘Man of Progress’”