#incorrect the cruel prince

[romancefairy]

thinking about how jude duarte literally played "kiss, marry, kill" with cardan's friendgroup

[angrylittletrashpanda]

madoc played fuck marry kill with eva alone.

[crazysublimenightmare]

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[starrynightsxo]

[swiftievolturra]

Taryn: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Vivi: Yooo! Me too.

Oak: Phh. Coward. I sleep with a sword under my pillows.

Cardan: You're all cowards.

Them: Yeah, what do you sleep with?

Cardan: Jude.

[mylovecardan]

Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him

Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of

Cardan: You

[naughtnixnothing]

Jude: i hate you

Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[rbfannee]

jude: *preparing their kid for school* mommy’s gonna dropkick anyone that touches you.

cardan: and daddy’s going to bail mommy out of jail.

just the thought of them having a baby (holly hinted) makes me GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET

[intairnwetrust]

Cardan: I love my scary wife privileges, it makes life so easy

*Jude threatens someone with a sword*

Cardan: Isn't she beautiful?

[mostly-delusional]

Cardan: Jude:

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Vivi *arguing with Madoc*: This bloodline ends with me. Jude *whispers to Taryn*: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.

cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.

[praisethelorde]

Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.

Cardan: I would never wear those.

[highladyofterrasen7]

Some faerie: is she- covered in blood?

Cardan: yes. It really brings out her eyes don’t you think?

[starrynightsxo]

DRESSES FOR JUDE DUARTE: GREEN EDITION

@cromulentreader