#incorrect the cruel prince
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romancefairy · 2 years ago
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thinking about how jude duarte literally played "kiss, marry, kill" with cardan's friendgroup
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angrylittletrashpanda · 11 months ago
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madoc played fuck marry kill with eva alone.
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crazysublimenightmare · 8 months ago
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variousfandomthoughts · 6 months ago
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Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.
Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.
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green-briar · 3 months ago
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Cardan: *does something stupid*
Jude: [Shaking her head] I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.
The bomb : Well, you don’t have to.
Jude: No I’m gonna.
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myhyperfixationisbooks · 4 months ago
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Jude: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!
Cardan, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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honeyxwildfire · 3 months ago
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Taryn: Where’s Cardan??
Jude: He’s probably upstairs combing his hair so he’ll be the prettiest faerie at the party.
*upstairs*
Cardan: *combing his hair* I’m going to be the prettiest faerie at the party.
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mylovecardan · 4 months ago
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Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him
Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of
Cardan: You
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azrielsshadows42 · 3 months ago
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Ghost: What are you doing?
Jude: * flushed, hair messy and panting slightly*
Jude: *clears throat* Nothing
Carden: *throws back covers* I'm nothing 🥺
Jude: No, Cardan, you're not nothing
Cardan: SO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!
Ghost: Forget I asked
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starrynightsxo · 11 months ago
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swiftievolturra · 5 months ago
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Taryn: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.
Vivi: Yooo! Me too.
Oak: Phh. Coward. I sleep with a sword under my pillows.
Cardan: You're all cowards.
Them: Yeah, what do you sleep with?
Cardan: Jude.
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naughtnixnothing · 2 years ago
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Jude: i hate you
Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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anxiousdragoncollector · 5 months ago
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Faerie knight: You smell like blood, mortal Jude Duarte, who just recently got stabbed: I'm on my period. Fuck off
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mostly-delusional · 8 months ago
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Cardan: Jude:
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rbfannee · 6 months ago
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jude: *preparing their kid for school* mommy’s gonna dropkick anyone that touches you.
cardan: and daddy’s going to bail mommy out of jail.
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just the thought of them having a baby (holly hinted) makes me GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET
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green-briar · 3 months ago
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Cardan: IVE LOST MY WIFE
Cardan: HAVE YOU SEEN HER
Person: What does she look like?
Cardan, crying: BEAUTIFUL
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