#jurdan incorrect quotes

[azrielsshadows42]

Carden: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me? Jude: Because you're in shock Carden: That doesn't mean I need a blanket, it means I need booze

[judesidepiece]

Cardan at some point probably: Me and Jude are so perfect for each other. She's a workaholic and I am an alcoholic :D

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[mylovecardan]

Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him

Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of

Cardan: You

[swiftievolturra]

Taryn: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Vivi: Yooo! Me too.

Oak: Phh. Coward. I sleep with a sword under my pillows.

Cardan: You're all cowards.

Them: Yeah, what do you sleep with?

Cardan: Jude.

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler. 

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.

[naughtnixnothing]

Jude: i hate you

Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[intairnwetrust]

Cardan: I love my scary wife privileges, it makes life so easy

*Jude threatens someone with a sword*

Cardan: Isn't she beautiful?

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.

cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.

[lostalittle]

Jude: I just want to hear those three little words.

Cardan: I love you.

Jude: Try again.

Cardan (sighing): I will behave.

[azrielsshadows42]

At Jude's Funeral

Carden: *Sobbing* At least she died doing what she loved Carden: Swearing profusely at me

[judesidepiece]

Cardan: So...are you single?

Jude: I am your worst nightmare

Cardan: ..So is that a yes??

Jude:

Jude: Ya, i'm single

Cardan: :D

[green-briar]

Cardan: IVE LOST MY WIFE

Cardan: HAVE YOU SEEN HER

Person: What does she look like?

Cardan, crying: BEAUTIFUL

[mylovecardan]

the Bomb: I can't believe you and Jude broke the bed last night.

the Roach: Yeah, what were you even doing?

Cardan: um....

*last night*

Jude: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Cardan: Try me

[swiftievolturra]

Taryn, to Locke: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe

Jude , to Cardan : I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep

cardan:hOt

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Cardan: Are you flirting with me?

Jude: My dagger is against your throat, Greenbriar

Cardan: That’s why I asked