#jurdan incorrect quotes

[azrielsshadows42]

Cardan: I'm not a 'ride or die' kinda guy, I have questions.

Cardan: Where are we riding?

Cardan: Why do I have to die?

Cardan: And can we get booze on the way?

[judesidepiece]

Cardan at some point probably: Me and Jude are so perfect for each other. She's a workaholic and I am an alcoholic :D

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[mylovecardan]

Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him

Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of

Cardan: You

[green-briar]

Cardan: IVE LOST MY WIFE

Cardan: HAVE YOU SEEN HER

Person: What does she look like?

Cardan, crying: BEAUTIFUL

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Cardan: Are you flirting with me?

Jude: My dagger is against your throat, Greenbriar

Cardan: That’s why I asked

[swiftievolturra]

Taryn: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Vivi: Yooo! Me too.

Oak: Phh. Coward. I sleep with a sword under my pillows.

Cardan: You're all cowards.

Them: Yeah, what do you sleep with?

Cardan: Jude.

[honeyxwildfire]

Taryn: Where’s Cardan??

Jude: He’s probably upstairs combing his hair so he’ll be the prettiest faerie at the party.

*upstairs*

Cardan: *combing his hair* I’m going to be the prettiest faerie at the party.

[naughtnixnothing]

Jude: i hate you

Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[intairnwetrust]

Cardan: I love my scary wife privileges, it makes life so easy

*Jude threatens someone with a sword*

Cardan: Isn't she beautiful?

[azrielsshadows42]

Carden: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me? Jude: Because you're in shock Carden: That doesn't mean I need a blanket, it means I need booze

[judesidepiece]

Cardan: So...are you single?

Jude: I am your worst nightmare

Cardan: ..So is that a yes??

Jude:

Jude: Ya, i'm single

Cardan: :D

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.

cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.

[mylovecardan]

the Bomb: I can't believe you and Jude broke the bed last night.

the Roach: Yeah, what were you even doing?

Cardan: um....

*last night*

Jude: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Cardan: Try me

[green-briar]

Cardan: *does something stupid*

Jude: [Shaking her head] I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.

The bomb : Well, you don’t have to.

Jude: No I’m gonna.

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler. 

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.