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my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(

me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??

6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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you can tell a show is written by people who've never left LA when the characters are like "I'm from a small town with one traffic light where everyone knows your business" and then the town has a population of like 35,000. bitch life in a town that big is just like life in a city except there's no airport

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”