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Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated, ...
Street: Smad.
#incorrect quotes#swat 2017#incorrect swat quotes#swat cbs#swat#incorrect swat#swat incorrect quotes#incorrect s.w.a.t. quotes#s.w.a.t cbs#s.w.a.t.#jim street#dominique luca#david deacon kay#deacon kay
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Deacon x Rocker Textposts
A silly little collection of tumblr posts that remind me of them 😌❤️
#swat#swat cbs#swat x textposts#swat textposts#rockon#rockon textposts#swat crack#deacon kay#donovan rocker#lou ferrigno jr#jay harrington#swat incorrect quotes#my edit
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Tan: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Hondo: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Tan: But pink.
Jessica: And it's hot.
Tan: PINK!
#victor tan#chris alonso#stris#cbs swat#swat#ncis#chris alonso x reader#chris x street#ao3#incorrect swat quotes#incorrect quotes#luca swat#lapd swat#deacon kay#hondo swat#hondo harrelson#Christina Chris Alonso#cbs tv
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At the stris wedding*
Chris: What the hell were you thinking?
Luca: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Chris: You released OSTRICHES!
#christina alonso#chris alonso#dominic luca#luca#jimmy street#james street#stris#hondo harrelson#jessica cortez#victor tan#deacon kay#annie kay#incorrect swat quotes#swat cbs#swat#incorrect stris quotes#stris fanart#chris x street
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Vriska: Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound 8oulder at your head
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#vriska serket#mod terezi#i would simply think so fast that i would swat it like a volleyball and return it to you
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If y'all want to date anyone 5'4 and under I'm going to need you to recognize that there is effort involved. They need their outside time, but you have to be willing to stand there with them too because you never know what birds of prey are in the area and it is your responsibility as their partner to make sure they don't get scooped up. Like. That is the bare minimum. C'mon.
Mirax Terrik
#mirax terrik#corran horn#i recognize that Mirax is also short#but i feel like she's definitely the one swatting birds of prey in that relationship#corran is probably flirting with the birds. it does not help.#star wars#star wars legends#incorrect star wars quotes#original: tumblr#corran is so short
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Tony: I can't believe I lost my wedding ring. It's the one thing I can't replace.
Peter: Don't worry, Mr Stark. We'll find it before Pepper finds out. We'll just have to retrace your steps.
Harley: Or we could hire a metal detector and comb the entire city. That's what I did when I lost my cufflinks.
Tony: I don't think that's very practical
Harley: Hey, I found them, didn't I? And not everyone can afford unlimited cufflinks old man
#He was eating an ice cream in the park#then started swatting a bee#and a cufflink fell off#It fell down a drain#he looked for it for 5 hours with a home made metal detector#and climbed into the sewers#he got bit by a rat#no one knows why he was wearing a suit#it's a mystery#tony stark#peter parker#harley keener#mcu#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect tony stark#irondad#ironman#spiderman
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Echo *handing Rex a booklet*: Oh yeah, I forgot to give you this.
Rex *looks down at the booklet*: ......Domino Twins Operating Manual: Does and Do Nots. What?
Fives *slings his arm over Rex's shoulder*: Operating manual. For us. Hevy forced us both to carry around a copy incase we ever got of that kriffing moon.
Rex *flips through the rather large booklet (more like an extended novel really)*: Right.....why am I just now getting this?
Echo *shrugs*: Found my copy amongst my things. Figured I should pass it on to you.
Rex *nods*: I see. Though this might have been helpful when you first joined the 501st two years ago.
Fives *smiles*: You never know it may still be of some use.
#it was#it had heaps of helpful tips for dealing with them#and when the booklet held no answers just swat them over the head woth said booklet#a very good resource#rex later forgot to pass on a copy to hunter#doesn't matter if its just one domino#the booklet is still handy#of course it becomes even more necessary when we learn thag fives lived and joins tbb#do not fight that statement#it is true in my dreams#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#captain rex#fives#echo#rex#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#tcw#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#501st#501st shenanigans#domino twins more like di'kut twins#domino twins
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Pulse : Miles isn't answering his phone
Ash : I'll call
Thermite : Jack and I both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Castle : Hello ?
#rainbow six siege#r6s#r6s incorrect quotes#r6s pulse#jack estrada#r6s ash#eliza cohen#r6s thermite#jordan trace#r6s castle#miles campbell#r6s fbi swat
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Sixty’s about to ruin someone’s night.
#dbh#detroit become human#dbh sixty#rk800 60#dbh rk800 60#swat team sixty#yeah I hc he joined the swat team instead of becoming a detective like Connor and Nines#that’s a pretty common hc tho right??#gun#gun use#probably incorrect gun use
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Street, texting Hondo: *sends a voice message*
Hondo, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Street: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Hondo: *presses play*
Street's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
#incorrect quotes#incorrect s.w.a.t. quotes#s.w.a.t cbs#s.w.a.t.#swat 2017#incorrect swat#swat cbs#swat#jim street#hondo harrelson#swat incorrect quotes
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Face: I'm content with my position, you know what I mean? I mean, I'm happy to be the sexiest member of the team. I don't want the added responsibility or authority of increased rank. Just being loveable and popular is enough for me.
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Chris : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have street periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Chris : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going
#chris x street#chris alonso x reader#chris alonso#cbs swat#swat#stris#ncis#ziva david#tiva fanfiction#ao3#jimmy street#hondo harrelson#deacon kay#luca swat#victor tan#incorrect swat quotes#incorrect quotes#cbs tv#fanfics#fypage
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Chris: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
#chris alonso#christina alonso#swat#swat cbs#jessica cortez#dominic luca#jimmy street#james street#hondo harrelson#hondo x jessica#chris alonso x reader#chris x street#stris fanart#incorrect stris quotes#incorrect swat quotes#incorrect quotes#deacon kay#annie kay#victor tan
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STWG Daily Drabble 9/30/23
prompt: drunk talk
“Ssteeeve! Over.” Dustin’s voice comes over the radio, staticky and slurred.
It’s 1 AM, Steve has a shift first thing in the morning, and he really should be sleeping, but he’s been nervously awaiting this call all night. His kids are finally leaving the nest, going to their first party and he knew this meant they would be calling him for a ride at some point, so he kept the volume up on his radio. When he doesn’t answer fast enough, a whole chorus of clumsy voices crackle over the radio.
“Steven Anita Harrington! Over.” Mike starts giggling like a mad man at the very incorrect middle name he’s decided to give Steve. In the background, Steve is pretty sure he can hear someone throwing up.
“Are you guys okay?” Steve asks, and then after a moment of silence, adds: “Over.”
“Thank you, Steven! We are great! Over.” There’s a cacophony of giggles and Steve is pretty sure they forgot why they even called,
“Do you need a ride? Over.”
“To where? Over.”
“Y- Dumbass, to your homes. Okay stay where you are, I'm coming to get you.” Steve zips a hoodie halfway up his bare chest, too tired and annoyed to put a shirt on, and grabs his keys on the way out the door. He’d had the good sense to make them tell them who was throwing the party, and a couple minutes later, he’s pulling up to a house that’s not too far from his own. He spots his gaggle of drunkards immediately, the lot of them huddled around the radio, shaking it and hitting the side like it’ll split at the seams and drop candy. “Hey! Dumbasses! Get in the car,” he hollers.
Dustin, Mike, and Lucas look up from the radio, dumbfounded. “Steve, what are you doing here?” Lucas asks.
“Dude, I just told you I was coming to pick you up.”
Mike scoffs and puts an arm around Will who, yup that definitely was puking he heard, because Will is doubled over in the bushes. “You didn’t say ‘over’, dumbass.”
“Just get in the car! You guys are sleeping at mine tonight, or your parents will kill me for letting this happen.” The boys stumble towards the car, fighting over the handle for the front seat when a large hand appears out of nowhere and pushes them out of the way.
“Nuh uh kiddos, respect your elders. I ride shotgun.” Eddie says, swaying only a fraction as bad as the kids. They grumble, but agree and help Will into the backseat. “And a good evening to you, boys.” Eddie says, staring directly at Steve’s chest.
From the back seat there’s a chorus of “Boo! Weak! Do better!” Even from Will, who is barely holding his head up off Mike’s shoulder. Eddie takes the challenge as Steve starts driving back to his house.
“I’ve always wanted to live in the jungle,” he says. Steve has to swat Eddie’s hand away from running through his chest hair, desperately trying to be annoyed and not aroused in front of the kids. But Eddie knows Steve knows he has a thing for his hair, and Steve has a thing for anything that gets Eddie riled up.
“What are you even doing here, Eds? I thought you were at home.”
“Team bonding?” Eddie tries.
“He was selling drugs!” Dustin hollers, absolutely zero control over his volume.
Eddie whips around in his seat to yell “You motherfucker!” at Dustin.
“Nope,” the kid retorts. “Pretty sure that’s you.”
When they pull into Steve’s driveway, he orders the kids to go to the living room and go to sleep. The boys slowly fumble their way out of the car and through the front door, all the while Eddie stares at Steve with a lusty fire burning in his eyes.
“You wore that just to torture me, didn’t you?” Eddie asks.
“Eddie, I didn’t even know you were at the party. Come on, let’s get you to bed.”
“OR we could stay out here and fog up these windows.”
“Nice try, my beautiful little distillery, you are far too drunk. Now be a good boy and get in bed, and maybe I’ll let you pet me you little weirdo.”
Eddie unbuckles and throws the door open so fast that he trips over his feet and face plants getting out of the car. He hops up, no worse for wear, and turns around to salute Steve. “Sir, yes sir!” He yells, and sprints through the house to Steve’s bedroom.
#stwgdailyprompt#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson#yet again one of these prompts has gotten away from me
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Kiss prompts with two dialogue prompts!! For Reader x Jayce, please! 🩷 Thank youuu!
"i think this is the part where you're supposed to kiss me"
"shut up" (affectionately)
ask and ye shall receive!!! tysm for sending!!!
lightweight.
pairing: jayce talis x fem!reader word count: 1.1k tags: mdni! fluff, kissing, alcohol use, jayce gets flustered, notes: ok this was so fun omgggg hehehe. my asks are open for more with any char (i'll do my best to stretch my range, but of course i love jayce, hehe). i only have a few more to write which i will be doing tonight & tomorrow!!
“You’re a lightweight,” A smile pulled across Jayce’s lips, his tanned cheeks were coated by a rosy colour as his hand wrapped around the half-full glass of beer. Honey eyes flickered over your face, noting the way your lips parted as you laughed, the smile reaching your eyes as you waved a hand in front of your face.
“Hardly,” you breathed out as your laugh settled, wobbly on the stool you sat on, “I can handle my liquor just as well as you can.”
“Wow,” he commented with a lift of his brows, “that is a very incorrect statement,” he guzzled the remainder of the dark beer that filled his stomach with heat and left his mind the perfect amount of fuzzy. Enough to make him relax and forget all about the stress of the research that weighed down his shoulders.
As if it were a competition, you finished the rest of yours, the taste bitter on your tongue as you forced it down and ignored the teasing remarks he threw your way.
“Enough,” he laughed, pulling the glass from your lips as some of the liquid dribbled down your chin, “I’m not carrying you home.”
The sound of his laughter caused your heart to ache, a devastating feeling you’d been trying to avoid for weeks. It was disrupting your day-to-day, stupid Jayce Talis and his stupidly beautiful smile and even stupider laugh gave you goosebumps.
“I’m fine!” You swatted at him, your hand smacking his chest playfully as you nearly toppled forward against him.
Jayce was quick to grab you steady at your shoulders, supporting you back to your seat as he dropped his head low enough to get to your level, “Fine? Okay, get up and stand without making a fool of yourself.”
“What?” You scoffed, furrowing your brows together.
“You heard me, get up and prove you’re fine,” he smirked, letting go of you and resting an elbow on the bar top as his eyes analyzed your movements. His cheek pressed against his knuckles, relaxed, as he waited for you to topple so he could come to your rescue like the knight in shining armour he wanted so desperately to be for you.
You tilted your chin up, huffing as you slid off the stool with calculated ease. Your hand stayed against the stool for support, and it was immediate how the alcohol affected you. The world wasn’t spinning, but you were certainly unable to stand still.
“This is bullshit” you argued when you removed your hand from the stool and stumbled forward, catching yourself before Jayce had the chance to step in. You flashed your eyes at Jayce, “Bet you can’t either.”
He rose to his feet, several inches taller than you, as he crossed his arms over his chest. He quirked an eyebrow, staring down at you, and you rolled your eyes once again.
“You’re so annoying,” you murmured, shifting forward so you could lean against him. You were silent as you felt him drape your coat over your shoulders, knowing what was coming next, “take me home.”
This had become a common occurrence, two young scholars at the academy looking for ways to blow off steam on the weekends. Alcohol was your poison of choice for the past few weekends, indulging in any and all forms of liquor to forget about the upcoming academic week that would certainly leave you exhausted.
“You know,” you murmured, “this is the third weekend in a row we’ve found ourselves in this situation,” you said, arms wrapped around one of Jayce’s so you could steady yourself as you ventured through the quiet late-night streets of Piltover, “are we alcoholics?”
Jayce snorted, “You are.”
“Shut up,” you giggled affectionately, arms gripping tighter around his, and he was forced to clear his throat as he kept his eyes away, redness burning at his cheeks from your closeness, “I like it. I mean, uh, it’s been fun,” your voice was soft as to not echo too loudly off the surrounding buildings, the only other sounds being two pairs of shoes clacking against the pavement, “I don’t know… Sorry, I’m rambling. I don’t know what I’m saying.”
His eyes flickered to you, slowly blinking as he watched the way your eyes focused ahead and unaware of the way he admired you. To him, you were everything. An unrequited love.
“Why aren’t you saying anything?” You mumbled, looking up to catch his gaze before he was able to look away.
“I recall you being the one who told me to shut up,” he answered, lips pulled into a smile.
“You’re awfully annoying, has anyone told you that?” You rolled your eyes, tearing your gaze away as you approached the building of your apartment.
Jayce watched as you pulled away from him, taking the first step up the brick staircase and turning around to face him. You were eye-to-eye now, rather close in proximity, but you hadn’t cared so much. You had enough liquid courage settled in your stomach to clear your mind and lose most of your inhibitions.
“Well,” he sighed after a few moments of awkward silence, eyes flickering away for a moment, “goodnight.”
You hadn’t returned farewell, your feet planted firmly where you stood. With a curiously raised eyebrow, you noted the way his eyes had flickered to your lips a few times, jaw clenching. He was horrible at being sly.
You smiled.
“You’re forgetting something,” you chimed, head tilting playfully as you bit onto your bottom lip.
“No, I’m not,” he returned the raised eyebrow, oblivious to your flirty tone.
“I think this is the part where you’re supposed to kiss me,” you said, a sickly sweet smile playing along your lips. You watched in delight as Jayce became frazzled, cheeks burning a deep red as his lips parted, struggling to say anything.
“Uh, well–” he stuttered, swallowing a lump down his throat. A much different demeanour than the cocky attitude he had back at the bar.
“I’m kidding,” you laughed, patting his chest a few times, “goodnight, dork,” you hummed fondly, turning to take an unbalanced step toward your apartment.
You hardly moved away when you felt your body being tugged back, turning around just in time to feel Jayce’s lips press against yours. Your eyes widened, shocked that he’d actually done it, your stomach exploding into a mix of butterflies and fireworks.
He pulled away, but you chased, closing the distance once more as your hands lifted to the back of his head, brushing through the short strands of his hair. His hands wrapped around your waist, pulling your body close as your lips moved together in an electric kiss.
One that had been avoided for so long, desperate and sweet. Needy.
“Shit,” Jayce whispered through an anxious chuckle when you both pulled back for air, foreheads pressed together and noses bumping. Your breath mingled, the smell of alcohol tickling your nose. You stayed there for a few beats, quietly holding each other and watching the way his eyes dilated as he stared into yours.
“Took you long enough,” you teased, out of breath.
“Shut up,” he whispered, crashing his lips to yours.
#jayce talis#jayce talis x reader#jayce talis x you#arcane fic#arcane x reader#arcane x you#arcane#jayce talis fic#wordsbyspatial#spatialanswers
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