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What were you thinking!? Leaving this man alone at an event like that?

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Emma 2009 1x03

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Richard van Mensvoort

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Dwight Schultz as   ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock   1983  in  The A-Team  “The Only Church in Town”

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0504215/

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Incorrect Quotes: The A-team

Amy Amanda Allen: is anyone else scared?

Face: not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

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Dear John (2010) dir. Lasse Hallström

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““It is better to suffer for truth than to prosper by falsehood.””

— Danish proverb (via elven-vale)

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There's a secret art to forgery, and Moist had discovered it: in a hurry, or when excited, people will complete the forgery by their own cupidity. They'll be so keen to snatch the money from the obvious idiot that their own eyes filled in all the little details that weren't there on the coins they so quickly pocketed. All you needed to do was hint at them.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Baywatch S1E01: "Panic at Malibu Pier" David Hasselhoff and His Flagrant Mullet

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@timeguardians for Murdock

"Those squirrels look like they're doing something shifty"

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Panic Attack Starters:

“Calm down, I’m here now.” “Stop panicking, you’re only making it worse!” “I can’t breathe-“ “Are you having a panic attack? Wait- let me help, just breathe.” “Oh darling, no one cares about your pity act. Gasp for air all you like.” “It’s just a panic attack, I’m fine, I’m used to it just- give me a moment.” “Give me space I can’t fucking breathe!” “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god-“ “Why are you shaking so much?” “You look pale… sit down.” “Are you all right?” “D-don’t come in- I’m fine-“ “Look at me, okay? Everything is fine, just breathe, in and out. In and out.” “I think I’m going to throw up.” “Stop crying, I’m so sick of you pretending to be scared.” “Did something happen? Are you okay?” “I didn’t know you suffered panic attacks.” “I thought you stopped having these…” “Have you taken your medication?” “Okay, sit up, watch me, and breathe. We’ll do this together.” “Don’t panic like that! You’re going to give me a panic attack too!”

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