#incorrect s.w.a.t. quotes
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brinleyparke · 10 months ago
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Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated, ...
Street: Smad.
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cod-dump · 4 months ago
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Graves: Did I ever tell you about the time my mom shot my dad dead when I was 12, and the arresting officer sat me down for a little talk?
Price: Is that where you learned to stick your nose in other people's business?
Graves: Probably. Anyway--
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jgvfhl · 1 year ago
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Prisoner: What if someone threatened me? Put a gun to my head? They made me?
Fives: Listen we're not Jedi. We are ARC troopers. We knock down doors and tackle guys carrying DCs.
Echo: We do not have the time or the patience for whatever lie you're trying to perfect right now.
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solesommerso · 3 years ago
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Tan: hey street I’m having a problem wi-
Street: kill them
Tan: what no-
Street: fine I’ll kill them for you
Tan: again, NO
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existential-bisis · 4 years ago
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Chris Alonso please come to the front desk?
Chris, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Street and Tan* I believe they belong to you?
Street and Tan, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Chris: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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rollswat · 4 years ago
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Street: hey babe
Chris: call me that in public again and ill end you
Street, smirking: sorry babe
Chris, blushing: STOP
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hangmanwingman · 4 years ago
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Chris, giving Hondo advice: Sometimes you just need to ignore your problems and have a good day.
*later that day*
Street, crying: Hondo's ignoring me and I don't know why.
Chris, lying: I don't know either, bud.
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existential-bisis · 4 years ago
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This is just Chris Alonso
lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.
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brinleyparke · 1 year ago
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Street, texting Hondo: *sends a voice message*
Hondo, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Street: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Hondo: *presses play*
Street's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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cod-dump · 6 months ago
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Price: You'll meet us at exfil, yeah?
Nik: Of course, Captain.
Nik: *gets into a truck*
Nik: Ah... don't tell my Masha about this. She gets jealous when I take other girls for a spin.
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jgvfhl · 1 year ago
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Anakin: Padmé wanted to thank you all for the flowers, and the cards, and  cupcakes. And the... "Senate Guard" strippergram.
Fives: Was he awesome?
Anakin: Let's just say he was well-oiled and completely inappropriate. But I haven't seen her laugh like that in a long time.
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existential-bisis · 4 years ago
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We need a spin-off that’s just a sitcom of Street and Luca living together
Street: Luca host stopped staring through the window since the storm started.
Street: I guess I should let him back in.
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solesommerso · 3 years ago
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Hondo answering the phone: hello?
Kidnapper: we have your daughter and-
Hondo: hold on, I don’t have a daughter
Kidnapper: well who���s this brunette who keeps muttering something about someone named Chris
Hondo: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE STREET-
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existential-bisis · 4 years ago
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The team: *Driving past an anti-gay protest*
Street: *Out the window* I LOVE SUCKING DICK! I LOVE SUCKING DICK!!
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rollswat · 4 years ago
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Deacon: Have you seen Street?
Chris: What am I, his secretary?
Deacon: Woah.
Chris: Sorry, its this diet I think my stomach is digesting itself.
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existential-bisis · 4 years ago
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I would literally sell my soul for this crossover
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me every time they say "buck" on swat
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