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Stormtrooper: You have the right to remain silent!
Kay: Well, I forfeit that right.
Kay: <Starts screaming>
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ND-5: Why are there little pawprints all over the ship?
Kay, turning to Nix: Why are there little pawprints all over the ship?
Nix: <Squeals>
Kay, turning back to ND: Because he has little paws.
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ND-5: I prevented a murder today.
Kay: How?
ND-5: Self-control.
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Kay: Bro, I am straight up not living la vida loca right now.
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Kay: There’s no way that guy knew he was gonna die. No one would want lettuce as their last meal.
Kay: For example, my last meal…
Kay: <Pulls out a bag> Is gonna be sour straws.
Gedeek: You just keep those inside your holster?
Kay: I face death every day! I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
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Kay: Any idiot would know that.
Asari: I knew that!
Kay: See?
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Jaylen: Are you two, like, dating now?
Kay: Yeah.
ND-5: Yes, we are.
Jaylen: Why?
Kay: I happen to find ND very appealing.
Jaylen: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HIS head.
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Kay: We all have our demons.
Kay, pointing at Riko: That one's mine.
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Lando, about Kay: What’s wrong with her?
ND-5: Everyone has a different theory.
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Riko: Look, I don't want Kay to die. You don't want Kay to die. Let's work together to make sure Kay doesn't die.
ND-5: Fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met Kay?
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Kay, holding Nix: You’ve disappointed both of us.
ND-5: That’s cold, Kay.
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Stormtrooper: *sneezes*
Kay, crawling through the venst: Bless you.
Stormtrooper: God?
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star wars: outlaws + text posts 2/?
#star wars outlaws#they’re so important to me#so I must make more funnies of them#thank you to charlotte for at least one of these. which one? forgor#star wars outlaws incorrect quotes#star wars outlaws text posts#kay vess#nd 5#nix the merqaal#vail tormin#lesbian kay vess
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ND-5: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Kay: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, buddy.
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ND-5: What is this?
Kay: Affection.
ND-5: Disgusting.
ND-5: ...
ND-5: Do it again.
Kiss the droid
#star wars outlaws#kay x nd-5#kayd5#fan art#incorrect quotes#adorable#that would be his reaction#makes me also think if they do this on Kijimi will their lips get stuck on the metal?#would he have to run all the way back to the Trailblazer with too affectionate idiots attached to his face?
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Eolo Perfido
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Who Are We? By: Alan Kaufman
Into the past I go like a stranger to discover why at night I lay alone as a child waiting for the front door to slam, my father gone to night-shift work, and my mother, Marie, to enter, unable to sleep, and tell me tales of childhood war, pursued by those who, as she spoke, seemed to enter the room, Gestapo men in leather coats who ordered me to pack and descend to a waiting truck, for I am still going to Auschwitz though a grown man in 1998 I am still boarding the freight, crushed against numbed, frightened Jews and Gypsies and Russian soldiers and homosexuals crossing frontiers to be gassed
I am her, in my heart, though I am six feet two and two hundred and ten pounds and have played college football and served as a soldier and have scars from fights with knives and jagged bottles smashed on bars
I am still her, little girl, hiding in chicken coops and forests, asleep on dynamite among partisans I am still her, brushing teeth with ashes from the ruins of nations gutted in war
I am still her brown eyes and black hair of persecution foraging scraps of thistle soup, a star-shaped patch sewn to my shirt
I am still my mother every day in the streets of New York or San Francisco, the chimney skies glow and swirl with soot like night above a crematorium, or the Bronx incinerator chute where I threw out trash in a brick darkness shooting sparks
I am still her in the streets of Berkeley, walking among sparechangers, dyed-hair punkers, gays in stud leather, Blacks, Mexicans and Asians
I am still her rounded up among poets and thieves and politically incorrect social deviants on sun-drenched sidewalks in the Mission and the Haight, Greenwich Village, the Lower East Side, or anywhere the weird congregate in tolerance
And every day in this age of intolerance, in a mental ghetto affirmed by the homeless, I pass the dying with the loud ring of my boots, ashamed to think that perhaps my heels are the last thing they heard Every day I am a survivor of AIDS and poverty
Every day I sit in cafes watching tattoos turn to numbers and I grow angry I want America back I want America to be the home I never had
And you, who are you if you hear my voice? Who are you, stranger if you read these words?
Who are we who stand threatened in these times of darkness? Who are we, condemned to die, who do not know ourselves at all?
[Poetic Outlaws]
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Ubisoft Corrects Star Wars Outlaws Releasing In Late 2024 Back To General 2024
New Post has been published on https://thedigitalinsider.com/ubisoft-corrects-star-wars-outlaws-releasing-in-late-2024-back-to-general-2024/
Ubisoft Corrects Star Wars Outlaws Releasing In Late 2024 Back To General 2024
Update: Earlier today, a Disney Parks blog pointed to Star Wars Outlaws releasing in late 2024, but the term “late” has now been removed from the post so that is now reads just 2024. Ubisoft also confirmed to Kotaku that, “the timing was incorrect and has since been amended.” So, Star Wars Outlaws’ release window has moved from late 2024 back to some general time this year.
Original story:
Star Wars Outlaws, Ubisoft’s upcoming open-world Star Wars game, has enjoyed a vague 2024 release window since it was revealed at an Xbox Showcase last year. However, a recent post on Disney’s official park blog has given the game a more specific window. According to the blog, Star Wars Outlaws is releasing late 2024. The blog post, which is a collection of 24 exciting Disney-things happening in 2024 reads, “And for Star Wars fans – Star Wars Outlaws, the open-world Star Wars game is set to release late this year.”
Star Wars Outlaws follows an original Star Wars character named Kay Vess and seeks to explore a character archetype of the Star Wars universe we haven’t spent much time with in video games: the Han Solo-inspired scoundrel. In the game, Vess (who has no Jedi abilities as far as we know) must survive by her wits and her ability to talk (or blast) her way through difficult situations.
For more on Star Wars Outlaws, you can read our interview with the game’s narrative director, Navid Khavari, where we covered topics like whether or not the game will have an overlap with Shadows of the Empire and if the team has been communicating with Respawn regarding its Jedi series of games. The game is planned for release on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC.
#2024#Blog#game#games#INterview#it#PC#PlayStation#PlayStation 5#Read#Showcase#star wars#time#universe#Video#Video games#X#Xbox#Xbox Series X
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Kori: I can only hope there will be no repercussions.
Jason: What for?
Kori: For destabilizing a planetary government to get even for having the ship shot up!
Roy: Serves them right for cheating!
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We have hope. The Outlaws are built on hope!
Hamengku
#source: rogue one: a star wars story#slugterra#incorrect slugterra quotes#incorrect quotes#hamengku#the outlaws#mine
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Jaylen: Your mom is kind of a milf...
Kay: You have five seconds to run before I cave in your fucking skull
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star wars: outlaws + text posts 1/?
#my blorbos. they need therapy#also a sneak peek at some of my cutscene alt angles#which I have enjoyed taking immensely#no outlaws content? fine I’ll do it myself#kay vess#nd 5#nix the merqaal#kay nix nd5 found family#vail tormin#text posts#star wars outlaws#star wars outlaws incorrect quotes
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ND-5: Are you ready to commit?
Kay: Like, a crime or a relationship?
#incorrect quotes#star wars outlaws#kay x nd-5#nd-5 x kay#kay vess#nd-5#nd5#kayd5#valid question with both answers possible after the game
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Sin and Sadness: How Our Theology of Sin Misses the Mark
Almost anyone who has grown up in a Christianized culture can provide a basic understanding of the concept of sin. Sin is when you do something wrong to someone else or to God. Those with more advanced understanding may even include when you don't do something that you should have done - the vaunted sin of omission.
Sin is usually described in terms of the one committing the sin. This is especially true in Churches whose complete communication of the Gospel is focused on what Jesus has done for you. It is hyper-individualistic at best, egotistic at worst.
As Soong-Chan Ra puts it,
"Our expressions of worship and our religious practices focus on individual experience and choice. Personal freedom and the primacy of the individual rule our understanding of how society functions. But a hyperindividualistic ethos results in a disengagement with the reality of corporate sin. Social injustice is dismissed to focus solely on individual expressions of sin. This process relegates the role of the church exclusively to a hyperindividualistic expression. Sin has been reduced to an individual level."
This hyper-individualistic approach has left us with an underdeveloped concept of sin that forgets the side of those who suffer when we sin. If a sin is committed it is committed against someone - God, your neighbor, even yourself. We forget the han.
Sin And Han
We turn to Andrew Park to help us understand the concepts of sin and han. He says that sin is “the wrongdoing of people toward God and their neighbors. Han is the pain experienced by the victimized neighbors. Sin is the unjust act of the oppressors; han the passive experience of their victims." Han is what the victims feel when they are victimized.
But before we simply pass over this description, let us also consider the words of Young-Hak Hyun as he describes han as “a sense of unresolved resentment against injustice suffered, . . . a feeling of acute pain of sorrow in one’s guts and bowels.” Han is the wordless groan described by Paul. Han is the feeling that is better captured in art than in text. It is the shattered psyche in the broken places that no one wants to talk about. Han is the only word that can attempt to describe the feelings of violation felt by the raped woman — and yet it is still woefully inadequate.
We can never fully grasp a Biblical view of sin unless we also grasp the concept of han. Preachers who teach the individual responsibility of sin without the effects of that sin on others misses the mark on good hamartiology.
In A Galaxy Far, Far Away
If only we had an archetype to help us grasp the concepts of han and the hyper-individualistic concept of sin. Something or someone who lived only for himself, committed grievous sins, was constantly running into problems with his reputation, but also had the ability to connect with the plight of others.
If this person or archetype existed, what would we call him? What would be an appropriate name? Luckily for us, the hard work on naming a such a grand character has already been done for us.
Have you figured it out yet?
I'm not sure George Lucas had these two concepts in mind when penning the character of Han Solo, but I certainly can't find a better embodiment of sin and han than the appropriately named Han Solo.
In Episode VII of the Star Wars saga, Han Solo and Leia allude to a pain they don't want to speak of — or can't speak of. There is a pain that has altered his reality and struck the core of his identity. He felt the pain of someone else's sin.
Most of us can relate to feeling like victims of someone else's sin. We have all been lied to, after all. But Han Solo also embodies an ability to empathize with the plight of others. He can recognize that the Rebellion is the victims of the oppressive Empire and he eventually joins the cause — even if his connection is loose at best*.
Han, the concept rather than the character, is not just about feeling victimized, it is about being able to empathize and recognize the result of social injustices upon those who are victimized not only by other individuals (domestic assault) but also by collective corporate empires of power that oppress the powerless.
To The Least Of These
It is evident that by Jesus' harsh words in Matthew 25, that man should be just as concerned with their relationship with the oppressed and downtrodden as they are with their relationship with him. Those only concerned with their standing before God were cast into the outer darkness.
We have this desire, innate or learned I am not yet sure, to align ourselves with power. Of course, if the God of the universe was hungry or thirsty it would be advantageous to get him a burger and a Coke. At the very least we have earned some grace and perhaps even a promotion in the kingdom that comes.
But when Jesus was embodied by the oppressed of society the "righteous," as Jesus called them, could not identify, nor identify with their Lord. This sin was the absence of being able to recognize the han in others and it cost the "righteous" their place in the kingdom.
Jehovah God has always been the God of the oppressed. He made legal mandates to punish those who raped women, to purposefully leave food for scavengers, and to welcome foreigners into their land as equals.
I specifically mention these three (and there are much more) because, in the last year in the "Christian" United States, a wealthy man escaped punishment for raping a girl, cities are outlawing the feeding of the homeless, and apparently walls — both physical and technical — are keeping the foreigner out.**
I suppose that because the church has stood against abortion they feel they have obtained a pass to see the person of Jesus in the raped, the hungry, and the oppressed refugee.
They have forgotten han. They missed the mark. They missed Christ.
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These references were all discovered in Soong-Chan Ra's book Prophetic Lament: A Call for Justice in Troubled Times which can be purchased from Amazon.
Rah, Soong-Chan. Prophetic Lament: A Call for Justice in Troubled Times (Kindle Locations 1637-1641). InterVarsity Press. Kindle Edition.
12Andrew Sung Park, “Theology of Pain (the Abyss of Pain),” in Quarterly Review, Spring 1989, p. 48.
Young-Hak Hyun further defines han as “a sense of unresolved resentment against injustice suffered, . . . a feeling of acute pain of sorrow in one’s guts and bowels.”
*At this point I want to offer an apology to any die hard Star Wars fans for any accidental omissions of misreadings. Admittedly, I am going on the recollections of watching the movies as a child, though I feel very strongly that Han Solo can teach us about the concepts of sin and han.
** I am aware of the safety concerns presented by allowing anyone into the country. Of course, it is dangerous, but no one said that following Jesus would be safe. This discussion is also rife with those who claim that God gives wisdom in these situations. It should be noted that God will not give a different "wisdom" then contradicts his already given word of God. If you want to keep foreigners out of the country for safety concerns, that is fine. Just stop claiming that this is what God wants. His own words prove that incorrect.
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A Game of Tag
Tagged By: both @mp938368 and @starshiphufflebadger tagged me for this
Rules: Tag 9 people you want to know better (ps: I’m breaking tradition and changing it up by adding my own. muahahahaha!)
Relationship status: Single
Last song I listened to: It’s Quite Up Town, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Hamilton
Last Book Read/Listened To: Star Wars: Ahsoka, by E.K. Johnston, read by Ashley Eckstein
Favorite Color: Emerald Green (Slytherins should be happy about that)
Top 3 shows: Star Trek, Doctor Who, Merlin
Top 3 characters: Spock, 12th Doctor, Regina (Once Upon a Time)
Top 3 ships: hmm I’m not a particularly active shipper... but here goes... Outlaw Queen (Regina/Robin Hood - OUT), Adrinette (or Marien if you prefer that) (Adrien/Marinette - Miraculous Ladybug), Luñez ( Jim Lake Jr./Claire Nuñez - Trollhunters)
Tags: @thewiseoldeagle @tree-kangaroos-in-fourecks @book-dragon-13 @animefreak011 @crazydcchick @badwolf1896 @thecupcakeconsumer @incorrect-slytherin @saucyslytherin
Sorry if any of you have done this one already!
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It's not a navy. It's just... people.
Jonny Man seeing the Shane Gang and his allies coming to face the Emperor and his army
#source: star wars: the rise of skywalker#slugterra#incorrect slugterra quotes#incorrect quotes#jonny man#shane gang#the outlaws#drucilla#the pyritor#underlords#sleade#the emperor#swick#mine
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star wars outlaws + textposts 4/?
#back to the funnies#outlaws server said the autistic and lesbian one was about me 🤥#some of these are from the server yet again#everyone say thank you charlotte#ok bye I have to shovel the driveway now#some are not text posts but that is ok. they are still funny#star wars outlaws#star wars#star wars outlaws incorrect quotes#all my pics!#kay vess#nd 5#nd 5 star wars#nix the merqaal#nix#selo rovak#gedeek#lesbian kay vess
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Kay: Fight me!
ND-5, standing behind Kay, mouthing: Do not.
#star wars outlaws#incorrect quotes#kay vess#nd-5#nd 5#kay x nd-5#kayd5#protective droid husband#who's also annoyed at his wifey always picking fights
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